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Chapter 111 The Joy of Scratching Your Head and Posing in Girl Group Dance!Soak goji berries in the soft thermos cup!
"The song that Gu Huai'an wrote for Shang Zhuoyan?"

"Oh, I remembered, it seems that this kid said that when he was spying on Shang Zhuoyan dancing that day."

"Are you really writing?"

……

When the matter of "songwriting" was mentioned, the audience became interested.

Don't look at Gu Huai'an, who looks like a villager all day long, but he also has some talent.

The folk-style "A Diao" and the theme song "Want to See You" of "Crystal Love Season" have been very popular in recent days.

Especially "Want to See You" has become a new generation of confession songs.

"Crystal Love Season" will also operate, and all kinds of swearing, now the confession is not "I love you", "I like you", "I care about you", but "I want to see you" and "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight" ".

Oh yes, the meme "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight" is also from Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu.

Anyway...

Recently, everything related to CP on the Internet is always accompanied by the figure of "Pei Ban Take Care". Don't look at the fact that "Android CP" is also very popular recently, but the position of "Pei Ban Take Care" is still firm and unshakable.

This makes some "Android CP" CP fans not convinced, because they think that Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan are also pretty good...

Some people say that the only difference between their "Android CP" and "Pei Ban taking care of CP" is "Want to See You".

now……

When Gu Huai'an said that he wanted to write a song for Shang Zhuoyan, the fans of "Android CP" became excited at that time. If there was a song no less than "Want to See You", then their "Android CP" would steal it while Pei Jingshu was away. Isn't Pei Ban taking care of CP"'s house a sure thing? !

It is precisely because of this that the fans of "Android CP" in the comment area are very active.

They are all looking forward to what song Gu Huai'an can write for Shang Zhuoyan.

"Why do I have a bad feeling?"

However, Shang Zhuoyan, who is the boss, couldn't help being a little scared. When her doll-like eyes glanced at Gu Huai'an, they were full of suspicion.

Just look at Gu Huai'an's cheap and whizzing look, it's not a good thing at first sight.

Speaking of it, she was also helpless. When this kid first met, he was quite reserved and a gentleman, and he would help her with her luggage. After only getting along for a week, he hated her and disgusted her every day.

After getting used to it, I feel that this is a bitch!

"You think too much."

Gu Huai'an grinned and continued playing with the music on the computer.

Su Yuntang, Xilin, and Jiang Shuo sat across from them in good time. It was afternoon tea time, and everyone was full of energy after a nap. The actor Su didn't make tea, but just looked at the table, the beer mug The tea leaves from West Lake Dragon Well tea that Gu Huai'an was tired of drinking...

Some messy.

He didn't want to see it, but he could always notice it inadvertently, which made him sick and helpless.

"Let me sing to you Shang Zhuoyan..."

At this moment, Gu Huai'an just finished the accompaniment.

He simply planned to perform for Shang Zhuoyan on the spot.

"...Why don't you record a demo and send it to me."

Xiao Ye Ma didn't want to listen, mainly because he felt that Gu Huai'an wanted to fuck her.

Just look at his cheap swish look, it's not good at first glance.

But the more this is the case, the more the audience is looking forward to it, and the barrage is full of saying hurry up and sing, hurry up and sing, there will be a reward for singing, and I will give you a league!
Even the mature older sister Sirin looked at them expectantly.

Jiang Shuo, on the other hand, looked at Gu Huai'an with a little envy. MD really has a knack for writing songs. He pretends that no one will watch him, but Gu Huai installs it and everyone is looking forward to it...

Mullet roe!
It may be that "A Diao" and "Want to See You" are of good quality, and everyone has some basic expectations for Gu Huai'an's works.

"Hey hey hey..."

Under such circumstances, Gu Huai'an sorted out the arrangement, opened the split screen on the computer, half of the lyrics and half of the arrangement...

"Cal...calories?"

Shang Zhuoyan, who was sitting next to Gu Huai'an, glanced at the title of the lyrics on his computer, seeing the title of the song, her eyes widened for a while...

What kind of song name is this!

The title of the theme song he wrote for "Crystal Love Season" is also the official operating song of "Pei Ban takes care of CP", called "Want to See You".

How did it get to her... Calories? !
Calorie is a unit of measurement of heat. In recent years, people have been calling for self-discipline, and more and more people have gradually known about it.

When it comes to calories, it will naturally be related to topics such as eating and drinking, losing weight...etc.

When she saw the title of the song, Shang Zhuoyan's bad premonition grew stronger in her heart.

"Beep, beep beep..."

At this moment, Gu Huai'an pressed the "Play" button.

The rhythm is very cheerful, even a little chaotic. It is very different from Gu Huai'an's previous lyrical melody. If you don't know, you may wonder if it is an electronic two-dimensional song...

Gu Huai'an didn't talk nonsense, he seemed very happy, his body swayed along with the melody. !
"Ow!"

When it came to the main song, Gu Huai'an sang under Shang Zhuoyan's incredulous gaze:

……

"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up!"

"Every time I eat an extra grain of rice, I have to say sorry..."

"Mirror, mirror, look at me, where is my collarbone..."

"Beautiful, I want to be beautiful, I want to become a heartthrob!"

……

While singing, Gu Huai'an swayed his body and made various dance gestures, singing very joyfully.

It may be that there was no time to talk when singing just now, he didn't have time to tell Shang Zhuoyan, isn't that an interlude now, he danced and swished to Shang Zhuoyan and said:
"Look, look, I even made up the dance for you..."

Just as I was talking, I entered the second verse.

Gu Huaian simply danced and sang:

……

"In order to become a small waist, I hold my breath every day!"

"To wear a bikini, eat grass and eat salad essence."

"Naturally beautiful, it's hard to give up, but it's a pity that I don't get tired of eating..."

"Work hard, I will work hard, I will become a heartthrob!"

……

Gu Huai'an really knows how to dance in girl groups!

You can just see him sitting on the sofa, dancing his upper body while singing, holding the orchid with his hand and fingering his waist when he sang the little waist, and performing "no physical performance" when he sang the magic mirror mirror look at me "Pretend to look in the mirror as if you have a mirror in your hand and apply powder.

Every movement matches the lyrics very well!
The funniest thing is...

This lyrics is really explosive!

As expected of the title of the song "Calories", the whole song is about weight loss and calories.

Every day I eat an extra grain of rice and I have to say sorry, the magic mirror mirror looks at where my collarbone is, I hold my breath every day in order to become a small waist...

You listen to these lyrics!

Isn't this the voice of people who lose weight!
The most interesting thing is...

This song is sung from the perspective of a girl!
Previously, Gu Huai'an's songs were interpreted from the perspective of boys. This song is probably the first song written for others, so it is sung from the perspective of girls, that is, from the perspective of Shang Zhuoyan.

Should I say it or not, this song is the same as what Gu Huai'an said, so it really suits Shang Zhuoyan!

Shang Zhuoyan has a "foodie" character design, but she is really not a deliberately managed character design. She is very gluttonous and loves to eat in her daily life. Since she came to "Crystal Love Season", she has given it to everyone including Gu Huai'an My impression is that she is a cute foodie.

For a bite of ice cream and a bite of potato chips, he is willing to be dragged to the next door by his manager to practice hard for hours.

She is the most active when eating every day, and her saliva drools when she sees meat slices...

But why!
She couldn't let go of her stomach to eat every day because she wanted to control her weight. She was stared at by her manager every day, and she was always reminded not to eat too much when eating, and her life was miserable all day long haha!
And the lyrics in this song "Calorie" seem to be her heartfelt voice!
Everyone finally understood why Gu Huai'an said that Shang Zhuoyan would definitely like it, this lyrics was tailor-made for Shang Zhuoyan!

"Hahaha……"

Xilin, Su Yuntang, including the program group and all the audience watching the program enjoyed it very much. I feel that the lyrics should resonate with Shang Zhuoyan. Gu Huai'an's writing is very good and interesting.

Especially Gu Huaian's body movements...

Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, said "I've made up the dance for you", he sang and danced at the same time!
God knows where he is singing "Little Man Waist" while pinching his waist, while singing "Magic Mirror, Mirror, Look at My Collarbone" while patting his own collarbone, scratching his head and making poses...

Furious!

What are you looking at now?
"Calories, calories, calories..."

Isn't this the chorus?

"Burn my calories!"

Gu Huai'an let out an angry roar!
Go straight to work!

Stand up and sing and dance to Shang Zhuoyan:

……

"Bye bye donuts..."

“Pearl milk tea instant noodles.”

“Hot Pot Rice Big Pot Chicken.”

"Take it, take it, you're welcome!"

……

He gestured at one food after another, and finally took them all away with a wave of his hand, making a "stupid" no-no gesture!

Shit!

That's a coquettish bitch!
"Squeak..."

Shang Zhuoyan gritted her teeth tightly, her anger soared, her doll-like face was flushed red regardless of shame or anger.

She's on the verge of breaking out.

……

"Bye bye caffeine..."

"Quit cola and greasy food."

"Couch takeout to play games."

"Don't stay up late and hurt your body!"

……

Gu Huai'an didn't notice Shang Zhuoyan's expression at all, he sang happily and enjoyed it.

God knows how happy the boys are dancing the girl group dance!
Gu Huai'an suddenly understood the psychology of those women's bosses for a moment...

Who the hell isn't a little fairy anymore, hum!
At this point, he turned around, made a look of "doing fitness movements", and continued to sing along with the melody:
……

"Come on, turn around..."

"Hot yoga sit-ups."

"Spinning Pilates."

I don't know if it was a coincidence, but Jiang Shuo's assistant made him a cup of wolfberry water with a thermos because he looked weak.

The afternoon tea time just after waking up from the nap is the right time to recover, and at this moment, the thermos cup soaked in wolfberry water is placed in front of Jiang Shuo.

Jiang Shuo is picking it up to drink...

Who knew that Gu Huai'an's last sentence suddenly came up:
"Soak goji berries in a thermos cup!"

then!

"puff……"

Jiang Shuo sprayed in one go!

"Cough cough cough..."

While coughing, the corners of his mouth twitched and he looked at Gu Huai'an, his eyes seemed to say:
"What are you doing!"

Are you sure you didn't do it on purpose? !

He deeply suspected that Gu Huai'an changed the lyrics and sang it just to satirize him about soaking goji berries in his thermos!
Jiang Shuo never expected that this time, he didn't target Gu Huai'an this time, but he would be given some "connotation" by this bumpkin!

But the crux of the matter is...

There seems to be nothing wrong with Gu Huai'an singing like this!

He sang this song up to this point, and everything is fine, and the phrase "soak goji berries in a thermos cup" even rhymes every word so well.

What a coincidence!

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

At that time, sister Xilin, actor Su and all the audience watching the show couldn't help laughing.

Many viewers laughed and said:

"Gu Lao Lu, are you so sure you didn't do it on purpose!"

"You're sick of my guoguo, aren't you?!"

"Hahaha...that's called swearing with music, those rappers next door should learn a little bit!"

……

"Puchi..."

Originally, the anger value was almost soaring to full, but being amused by Gu Huai'an's words, Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help laughing.

……

"Come and take a deep breath, run in the morning and swim a few meters at night."

"Flat dumbbell rowing machine..."

"Don't give up until you reach your goal!"

……

Gu Huai'an didn't see Jiang Shuo's thermos bottle soaked in goji berries because his back was facing Jiang Shuo at the time, and he only looked back when Jiang Shuo sprayed it. Jiang Shuo stared at him and coughed.

Gu Huai'an swears to the heavens, the conscience of heaven and earth, this is really a coincidence!

Among the guests who were poisoned by eating fungus, Jiang Shuo was the worst one. He controlled his body the hardest, he ate the least and the most "reasonable" food, and he was the weakest.

But the mushrooms he ate were similar to those of Shang Zhuoyan.

Then Shang Zhuoyan can still be "stronger" because of frequent stealing, even if he eats too much, he will recover quickly from poisoning.

This Jiang Shuo was weak in the first place, and his recovery was slow, so the manager soaked wolfberry water for him, thinking about recovering quickly, and delayed a lot of work.

If it weren't for the fungus poisoning, Jiang Shuo's flight the night before would have left long ago.

God knows how to drink a cup of wolfberry water to make up for it, but Gu Huai'an just used the lyrics to "sarcasm".

In other words, in the past two days, many small black fans in the bullet screen have frantically posted such a sentence:
"Jiang Shuo was originally like a person with kidney deficiency, but this poisoning has completely made her soft."

He was steaming miserably!
"Giggle..."

Shang Zhuoyan was still very angry at first, but the more she looked at Jiang Shuo's appearance, the more amusing she became, so she didn't hold back...

"Ha ha……"

The smiling body trembled, and the flowers and branches trembled.

It is said that she is always chubby, and when she laughs, she trembles with her where there should be flesh. The picture is not to mention how seductive. The word "Flower Branches Trembling" is the same as the song "Calorie", all for She made it to measure.

"Cuckoo..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang couldn't help laughing, who would have thought that the biggest victim of a song written for Shang Zhuoyan would be Jiang Shuo!

Jiang Shuo: "(╬￣dish￣)"

Jiang Shuo's expression is like cannibalism!
I miss him Jiang Shuo, who is a top class, not only is there no female guest bird on this show, but he has also become a laughing stock!

Now even Gu Huai'an can mock him unscrupulously!

What a day!

Jiang Shuo is thinking now...

"Ah! It's reversed!"

Gu Huai'an's head would explode if a bowl of Cao's Rice Bowl was deducted!

"Gu Huaian!"

Shang Zhuoyan was also very angry after laughing, raised her jade hand and patted Gu Huai'an many times, and said with a look of disgust:

"What are you all about! What kind of song is this!"

Gu Huai'an was also happy, he said:
"No, don't you think this song is very suitable for you, it is very suitable for you!"

"Hahaha……"

Many viewers were also happy, and the bullet screens were swiping one after another:

"One thing to say, this song is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan."

"That's right, every line of the lyrics, every movement is very suitable for her."

"I can still imagine Shang Zhuoyan dancing the dance that Gu Huai'an just danced..."

"You just want to watch Charlene Shang dance, hello!"

"Gu Huai'an, this old Lu really has a lot of skills."

……

To be honest, the audience is quite satisfied with this song, it feels like what Gu Huaian said, it is really her "tailor-made".

Even the CP fans of "Android CP" think this song is pretty good. Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan should actually have this kind of happy and laughing style of painting, and the liveliness of this song is also suitable for them.

Including Gu Huai'an's boss Jiang Dan who was actually on the scene, and Shang Zhuoyan's manager Han Li who was leaving in the afternoon, they all thought it was pretty good.

From a professional point of view, this song may be mediocre, like a salivary song, but from a commercial point of view, it is really amazing!

The lyrics in it are in line with the modern trend. All kinds of food and drink are combined together, with some names and vocabulary of fitness and sports facilities, and some very melodramatic things. It feels like a very interesting song, which will be very suitable for modern people. aesthetic.

The name "Calorie" also happens to be a topic that everyone is concerned about nowadays.

The whole song is very distinctive in every aspect, inside and out, and almost everyone remembers this song after listening to it for the first time.

If such a song is released, it will definitely be very popular. There is no exception for a song that is absolutely popular, and it is not a problem if it becomes popular.

From the perspective of commercial value, the benefits this song can bring are unimaginable!
The most critical point is!

This song is just like what Gu Huai'an said, it is very suitable for Shang Zhuoyan, the lyrics in it are just like the heartfelt voice of a "foodie girl" like her.

Don't ask what zodiac sign it is, it's her tailor-made!
To be honest, Shang Zhuoyan's agent, Han Li, was a little apprehensive when Gu Huaian made an offer here, because although Gu Huaian is indeed quite talented, he only wrote "A Diao" and "Want to See You" Song, she doesn't know the quality of Gu Huai'an's follow-up works...

The creation fee of 85 is indeed a bit high.

Fortunately, it was a verbal agreement, there is no contract in black and white.

At that time, she can completely look at the quality of the work Gu Huai'an provided before considering whether to ask for a price or something.

But she never expected that Gu Huai'an actually made such a song for Shang Zhuoyan, it was a song tailor-made for her!
If this song...

Shang Zhuoyan's agent, Han Li, felt that if she paid 85 yuan, not only would she not lose money, but she would also earn blood!
Let alone 85, she is willing to give 850 million!
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(End of this chapter)