Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 110 The Imperial Concubine Has Been Taught!The patent of concave shape!
While the film king Su was talking, he even picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Gu Huai'an's already empty cup.

"Oh, thank you."

Gu Huai'an was so polite, he held it up while thanking him, he wasn't afraid of getting burned, he blew on it a little and then poured it into his mouth...

The main reason is that the amount is really not much, how hot it can be.

He scratched his head, smirked and answered Su Yuntang's words:

"It feels a bit small, not enough to drink."

As soon as this is said...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Made a lot of people laugh again.

Indeed, Su Yuntang made tea professionally, and the tea he brewed was indeed delicious, but the amount was too small.

People pay attention to a "taste" when drinking tea, Gu Huai'an is not so tall, drinking tea is to quench thirst, just drink it to enjoy yourself.

Who can drink that little bit in the teacup? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think he can’t afford it...

And there is another point that he is not ashamed to say, that is, Su Yuntang soaked too slowly.

"Hey, hey, I'm really convinced by your old 6 hahaha..."

At this time, on the barrage side, many viewers also started to discuss the topic of "practical":

"No malice, let's just say, if someone is dying of thirst and needs tea urgently, can I use Su Yuntang's method?"

"Su Yuntang has a lot of steps and elegant postures, but he doesn't use much in practice. Didn't the old man say that the worse the grades are, the more stationery will be."

"Haha... Su Yuntang's tea set took so long that I peed twice."

"There are a lot of moths in making tea. If it's such a trouble for me to make tea, I won't drink it."

……

In fact, some people have thought it troublesome for a long time, but they are just too embarrassed to say it after watching many fans brag about their style.

Strictly speaking, there is no right or wrong in this matter. People are indeed particular about the tea ceremony, but this thing is not practical.

In real life, many people don’t have the opportunity to be “exquisite” at all. You say you drink tea when you are at work, can you get a tea tray and a tea set and sit in your workstation and drink it leisurely?
Don't mention the leader's shoes for you to wear, your face will look good if you don't smoke, okay?

The culture of Chinese people is always used to complicating simple things, as the so-called "exquisite", the funny thing is that those "exquisite people" always exaggerate how high-end they are, and they say that people who use cups to make tea directly How low.

What made everyone feel very gratified was that Gu Huai'an dared to drink tea in a normal and practical way in front of Su Yuntang, a "specialist".

"Giggle..."

Shang Zhuoyan's smile trembled wildly, and she couldn't help giving Gu Huai'an a thumbs up, saying:
"Is this still enough to drink?"

Gu Huai'an shrugged and did not explain. In fact, he didn't think Su Yuntang's method of making tea was bad, but it might not be suitable for him.

As far as his habit is concerned, when drinking tea, he pays attention to "drinking", while others pay attention to "tea", and the emphasis is just different.

"Wait... just a moment."

Although there were already tens of millions of grass and mud horses galloping madly past in his heart, the actor Su could still hold his head.

He didn't want to quarrel with Gu Huai'an any more, so he wanted to give him some tea so that this bumpkin can leave quickly...

While thinking about it, he took out some tea leaves from the tea pot with a tong, and threw it into Gu Huai'an's... draft beer mug.

God knows what it felt like when Su Yuntang used a clip to clip Gu Huai'an's beer mug!
It seems that his "elegance" and Gu Huai'an's "violent aesthetics" are intertwined, making his heart churn non-stop.

I feel that drinking his West Lake Longjing tea from this cup is a waste of tea.

"Okay, enough, enough, too much..."

It's worth mentioning that actor Su may have expressed indignation at Gu Huai'an's actions, but he was really not stingy and threw a lot of tea into Gu Huai'an's cup.

Having said that, those tea tasters seem to always use a lot of tea leaves for making tea, and the tea they make is very strong, and Gu Huai'an is really not used to drinking such strong tea.

"pattering..."

Gu Huai'an picked up the teapot on one side, filled his draft beer mug with water, the tea leaves rose, and he ran to the other side of the sofa with the mug in hand.

People say that the tea is undrinkable for the first time. It seems that there are some unclean things in the tea leaves during processing. The first water is strictly speaking to wash away those things.

Su Yuntang's first pass of tea was also used to clean the cup.

But Gu Huai'an didn't have that concept, and Su Yuntang and the others didn't want to remind him, because they thought that with Gu Huai'an's temperament, they would probably say that he was not clean, he was drunk, he was not sick, he was not a bird at all.

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X3! 】

Gu Huai'an's points are still increasing.

"Ugh……"

Su Yuntang held his forehead silently, sighed, and said that he and Gu Huai'an were really incompatible.

"TIMI!"

Just in time.

The guests were drinking tea at Su Yuntang's tea table.

And Gu Huai'an ran to the sofa on the other side, opened the king...

When the familiar notification sound came, some viewers couldn't help laughing, they could also see that Gu Huai'an really loves the king!
But whenever he has nothing to do, he will be on the number and score, and he is also a talent.

Nothing happened in the morning, normally the guests would have to wander around and have fun, but unfortunately they were all poisoned by eating bacteria, and their bodies became weaker and weaker than the other, so they could only rest in the small courtyard for a few days.

Speaking of which, it has been a week since everyone came to record the show, and the time to go out to play seriously is the morning when Gu Huai'an and Pei Jingshu went to the ancient city.

For the rest of the time, either something happened or it was raining or poisoned by eating bacteria, they stayed in the small yard with salted fish.

"Hey, Gu Huaian..."

Seeing that Gu Huai'an was having a great time playing there alone, feeling that he really couldn't get involved in the chatting topics of Xilin, Su Yuntang, and Jiang Shuo, Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse dealer, simply approached Gu Huai'an.

It just so happened that Gu Huai'an had just finished playing the rankings. Should I say something about the so-called "game understanding" given by the system?

"Want to play together?"

Shang Zhuoyan sat next to Gu Huai'an, and asked Gu Huai'an while holding the phone wrapped in a pink plush phone case.

She was wearing a very pure pleated skirt today, and a pair of dazzling white legs were placed naked beside Gu Huai'an.

To be honest, she is not very suitable for the pure style, but who made it known as a versatile pleated skirt, as long as the legs look good, the pleated skirt is almost universal!
"What rank are you?"

Gu Huai'an couldn't help asking.

"King 15 stars!"

Shang Zhuoyan turned on her mobile phone, showed it to Gu Huai'an confidently, winked at him, and said:
"Don't underestimate people."

She had participated in an e-sports variety show on Pesticide before, and also practiced for a period of time. Although she usually didn't have much time to play, it wasn't a problem to become the king every season.

Gu Huai'an's eyes lit up, and he asked again:

"Then what position do you play?"

"Assist..."

Little Mustang said with a smile:

"I can play Cai Wenji, Xiao Ming, oh yes, and sister Yao!"

"Ha ha……"

Originally, Gu Huai'an's expression was quite normal, but when he heard this, his expression changed on the spot, he sneered, and said:

"roll!"

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan was in a daze, no, you asked me what I would play, and I answered you normally, what do you mean by calling me out? !

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The audience watching the show next door burst out laughing:
"Gu Huai'an, you kid is simply playing me!"

"How do you know I hate these soft assistants!"

"Hahaha... It really is a hero that girls like to play."

"No, what's wrong with girls, can't girls play Yaomei? You look down on girls?"

"Wrong! We don't hate girls, some girls play well, we hate all bastards who play soft assistants!"

……

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X5! 】

The system sent a reminder in Gu Huai'an's mind, Gu Huai'an was quite surprised, because it really wasn't his intention, this wave probably belonged to...

Physiological response!
There are always some masters in the canyon who like to play soft assistants. They basically don’t need to contribute anything, they just want to lie behind others and win.

Such people are collectively referred to as: "Bastards!"

They don't have any understanding of the game, they don't have any awareness, and they don't even know much about the skills and passives of the soft auxiliary hero they are playing.

But when you scold it, it will explode with you on the spot, saying that you can't do it, why blame others, why are you throwing the blame... steamed shrimp heads!

Yes, there may be more girls among the people who play soft auxiliary heroes, but no one in the canyon really targets girls. In the game world, everyone speaks on their strength, and they are all rushing to score, so there is no one who doesn’t want to win .

Among the girls, there are also the kind of female Dharma queens and female wild kings who lead the audience.

And what we discriminate against are never girls, but those bastards who have no strength and want to lie down and win, and love to be bullied!

It's okay to say that in the lower divisions, you can mix it up as you like, and it's not uncommon for a stronger player to bring one or two higher scores.

But everyone's understanding of the game is not bad when you reach a high level. The soft support heroes themselves are not popular, and the hero strength is very low. God knows how much the opponent has selected a hard support to start the team. collapse!

The one who picks without looking at the lineup is just like a dog!
Four against five!

It's not why your parents want to take you to win!

I owe you in my previous life!
This is also the reason why Gu Huai'an didn't change his face when Shang Zhuoyan talked about her rank, but when she mentioned the hero she usually played, Gu Huai'an decisively blurted out "fuck".

But if she said that Sun Bin, Zhuang Zhou and Gu Huai'an wouldn't bring such a heartless person, would you believe it?

"Gu Huaian!"

Shang Zhuoyan was so annoyed by Gu Huai'an, she squeezed her fists and gave Gu Huai'an a hair extension, saying why are you scolding me.

While dodging and walking, Gu Huai'an said that you don't have any score in your heart?
Shang Zhuoyan was furious, she hit Gu Huai'an when she pressed her, Xilin and the others seemed strange when they heard the sound, what happened to these two people, why did they start fighting while chatting?
"I don't care! You have to fight with me! Take me to play a few times!"

The little wild horse pouted angrily, and gave Gu Huai'an a big roll of his eyes, coquettish and domineering.

"Emm... okay."

Scratching his head helplessly, Gu Huai'an thought that MD, this dead Yaozi, had actually materialized.

If this is casual scolding in the game, there is no way to refuse it outside the game.

no way……

Gu Huai'an had no choice but to play a few games with Shang Zhuoyan.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huai'an's technique, consciousness, and game understanding are all online, almost a C, during which Shang Zhuoyan kept yelling...

"Oh!"

"Wow!"

"Four kills!"

"Wow, you are amazing, Gu Huai'an!"

"Are you so strong?!"

Gu Huaian just waved his hands and said:

"low profile……"

It made Shang Zhuoyan giggle straight away, and the feeling of lying down was refreshing!

After finishing one game, Shang Zhuoyan urged Gu Huai'an to play the next one...

suddenly.

"Ding dong."

A notification sound came from Gu Huai'an's phone.

[Low battery power: 20% power left. 】

The phone is dead.

"Wait for me a while..."

After saying hello to Shang Zhuoyan, Gu Huai'an turned his head and went upstairs. After a while, he came down with a charger in his hand.

"There is no row here."

Shang Zhuoyan glanced inside and outside the sofa, and there was indeed no row insertion. After all, they are here for the recording of the program, and the program crew would definitely not do it for the sake of appearance.

"It's ok."

Gu Huai'an waved his hand calmly, and then, in front of the camera, under Shang Zhuoyan's "unbelievable" and "unbelievable" gaze...

Spread out that... gigantic data cable in your hand!

"woc..."

Xiao Ye Ma subconsciously almost exploded the essence of the country. She didn't expect that Gu Huai'an's charging data cable was... so long? !
"Pfft... what the hell is this?!"

Many viewers couldn't stand it anymore, and everyone expressed:

"Gu Huaian, where did you get all these weird things?!"

"Who's mobile phone charging data cable is so long, hello!"

"Hahaha... To be honest, I also dream of having such a long data cable."

……

When I saw this charging data cable that might be seven or eight meters long, to be honest at that moment, it wasn't just Shang Zhuoyan anymore, Xilin, Su Yuntang, Jiang Shuo, including the program staff over there, all had expressions on their faces. Stupid!
"Why is your data cable so long???"

Jiang Shuo couldn't help but ask, this really opened his eyes to the knife.

Gu Huai'an calmly plugged in the charging socket on the wall, then tidied up the data cables and returned to the sofa, and answered casually:
"I use it when I'm lying on the sofa at home, it's convenient."

In fact, the plug-in strips at home are generally not too long. If it is too long, it will affect the transmission and delay the charging speed.

But if the line is not long, you are forced to adjust your posture.

Many people are used to lying on the same position when lying on the sofa and playing with their mobile phones, such as the chaise longue on the sofa, which is really comfortable for a woman, but when the mobile phone is out of battery, they have to change positions, which is very hurtful. .

And Gu Huai'an's charging cable can alleviate this disadvantage very well. With such a long charging cable, as long as there is a power strip, you can charge it anywhere on the sofa!

"Pfft... 666!"

At this moment, countless viewers have to express their admiration for Gu Huai'an, the old Lu!

Some people even expressed that they have been educated, and I will buy another one later. For things like laying flat and salted fish, it still depends on you, Gu Huaian and Gu Lao6!
[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X5! 】

The system beeps again.

To be honest, Gu Huai'an's move, although many people didn't expect it and haven't had time to do it, but it is indeed very down-to-earth.

The celebrities and entertainers in my impression basically don't have the image of being sloppy, lazy, lying flat, and salty fish. What they set up in front of the audience is a very positive image.

Get fit, go for a swim...

Anyway, it is to be self-disciplined!

How to roll how to come!
But Gu Huai'an is different, Gu Huai'an is always teaching everyone how to feel comfortable.

This is why everyone likes Gu Huai'an, this kid really enjoys life!

At this moment.

In the "Crystal Love Season" program footage, Gu Huai'an is plugged into his phone with a data cable that is seven or eight meters long, lying on the sofa at an angle, and occasionally takes a sip of tea from the draft beer mug on the table...

You look at the painting style of the actor next door Su, sister Xilin and Jiang Shuo, chatting at the tea table.

Look at Gu Huai'an again?
That is simply one day and one place!
It is worth mentioning that after a while, Shang Zhuoyan's phone died, so she borrowed Gu Huai'an's charging cable for a while, and she found that it was really fragrant!

One bite at a time:
"I'll buy one later!"

It caused a burst of laughter.

Should I say it or not, Gu Huai'an is really leisurely, this kid played games all morning, and when the staff called them to have lunch at noon, Gu Huai'an was still calling Shang Zhuoyan:
"Come here, big sister, I'm out of blood!"

"You gave the chain to the wrong person, give it to me! Why did you give it to that mage!"

"...Let me play another game with you, Shang Zhuoyan, I am a dog!"

Made a bunch of people laugh like crazy.

The guests are weak from eating bacteria poisoning, and the lunch is still prepared by the staff.

After lunch, Shang Zhuoyan dragged Gu Huai'an to give her a few points. Gu Huai'an said that what kind of points would you get at noon? Why don't you take a nap?
I was so angry with Shang Zhuoyan that you just didn't want to take me with you!
Gu Huai'an was happy, and said with a smile that you finally figured it out?

The angry Shang Zhuoyan bared her teeth and claws to fight Gu Huai'an desperately.

To be honest, the two of them are really locked up as "happy friends". In the past two days, their "Android CP" has gradually surpassed the meaning of "Pei Ban takes care of CP".

noon.

The staff are resting.

"Is this kid too busy?"

Seeing from the machine that Gu Huai'an really went upstairs to take a nap, the corner of Jiang Dan's mouth twitched, thinking that he must have forgotten about writing a song for Shang Zhuoyan, right?

In the afternoon, before the recording, Jiang Dan specially reminded Gu Huai'an.

"right……"

Just waking up in a daze, Gu Huai'an really forgot about it.

A black line appeared on Jiang Dan's forehead, and he thought to himself that this kid is like a salted fish in his daily life outside the camera!
During the recording in the afternoon, Sister Xilin and the others came out of their break and saw Gu Huai'an holding a computer and doing something there...

At that time, the older sister Xilin was quite curious. Gu Huai'an didn't seem like the kind of serious person who was busy with work. Isn't this kind of concave shape Jiang Shuo's patent for playing the guitar in front of the camera and holding the computer to make arrangements and accompaniment?

Jiang Shuo was also surprised when he came down, thinking how could this bumpkin learn from me?

It is worth mentioning that Jiang Shuo is holding a thermos cup in his hand, which contains some goji berry water. Isn't this too weak from eating fungus poisoning, so the assistant prepared some of this for a great tonic.

"What are you doing?"

Shang Zhuoyan looked curious and asked casually.

"A song written for you."

Gu Huai'an, who was playing with this cheerful and unusual song, found it very interesting. The more he wrote it, the more he became sure that Shang Zhuoyan would be very suitable for this song, as if it was tailor-made for her!
He even couldn't wait to sing a few lines to Shang Zhuoyan.

He grinned at Shang Zhuoyan and said:
"Trust me, you'll love it!"

"emmm..."

Looking at his wicked smile, Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse merchant, suddenly had a bad premonition.

……

　Guess what song it is, this song is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan.

　　
　　
　
(End of this chapter)