Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 112: My destiny turns to the wall and sticks to my face!Hot-blooded street crit, dig, dig, dig!
"Tailor a ghost! Are you sure you're not laughing at me?!"

Clenching her pink fist, Shang Zhuoyan angrily wanted to do a combined punch with Gu Huai'an.

For some reason, she felt that when Gu Huai'an sang "Calorie" just now, he seemed to be mocking her for not being able to eat anything.

Especially those dance moves of his, that's called a flirt.

You really want to hit him!

"woc..."

Gu Huai'an quickly dodged and ran to the side.

"You! Don't run away!"

Shang Zhuoyan stood up, swaying a pair of dazzling white legs and chasing after Gu Huai'an.

"I'm stupid, don't I run away?"

Gu Huai'an moved around flexibly, while Shang Zhuoyan was already a little weak from eating fungus poisoning, so she was not able to do strenuous exercise, and had to take a breath if she couldn't walk two steps, her physical strength couldn't keep up at all.

I can't even catch up with Gu Huai'an...

"what!"

She was so angry that she stood where she was and stomped her feet repeatedly, and the Cao's rice bowls were buckled down one after another.

"Ha ha……"

It was fun for some viewers. I don't know why, but now I see how Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan see it.

It seems that there are often those kinds of CPs on the Internet who rejoice and hate each other.

Now this era likes to play memes. The sweet and greasy CP and some abusive CPs at the beginning have gradually become obsolete, and some are even called "greasy".

On the contrary, this kind of "happy friends" like CP who get along with each other is very fresh and natural, which makes people feel very good.

In fact, a lot of viewers who watched the "Crystal Love Season" show "Pei Ban takes care of the CP". When they came, they didn't like how they looked.

They called out that "Pei Ban takes care of CP" is our destiny, can you "Android CP" go wherever you go!
But they didn't expect that after watching Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan interact for a few days, they turned from "life" to "wall", and felt that "Android CP" was also very good.

They are so happy...

Fighting and fighting all day long, all kinds of famous scenes, and poisoning from eating fungus were all caused by the two of them's heartless fighting.

To be honest, many men and women are very envious of this way of getting along, they are happy and do not quarrel.

Originally, the gap between "Android CP" and "Pei Ban taking care of CP" was "Want to See You", but now that "Calorie" comes out, it must be only a matter of time before the house is stolen.

……

"Gu Huai'an, I'm going to tear you apart!"

"Don't run!"

I have to say that Shang Zhuoyan is really a woman who never gives up, even though she is weak and has to stop to take a breath after walking a few steps, she still runs after Gu Huai'an.

Gu Huai'an was also helpless, he wrote a song well, why was he hunted down?

Coincidentally, Gu Huai'an ran to the door right now.

I saw two figures, one big and one small walking in from the door.

"I go……"

Fortunately, Gu Huai'an reacted in time, otherwise he would have bumped into someone.

Gu Huai'an stopped and took a closer look, only to be a little surprised to find that the person who came was his friend A Yao from the village.

It was Ah Yao who brought them into the mountains to pick mushrooms the day before yesterday.

He didn't come by himself, and he was holding a child by his hand. He didn't look very old, he was in the fourth or fifth grade, and he was still wearing the school uniform of a primary school student. I don't know if he had just finished school.

It is worth mentioning that both of them were holding something in their hands, which looked like some gifts for eating.

"You are..."

Gu Huai'an looked at A Yao strangely.

"Ah, we...that..."

Ah Yao was a bit cautious, there was a videographer behind Gu Huai'an, and there were quite a few people in the small crystal courtyard, not counting the guests, there was a large group of people in the program group alone.

The recording scene is like this. It seems that there are few people recording the program, but there are a lot of staff behind the camera.

"you……"

Gu Huai'an just wanted to continue asking.

"Gu Huaian!"

Suddenly came Shang Zhuoyan's roar from behind, but Shang Zhuoyan rushed over like a female leopard, with a strong arm directly hooked Gu Huai'an's neck.

"slightly……"

Gu Huai'an stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes at that time, this woman's attack is really not serious!
"Let you run! I let you run!"

Shang Zhuoyan grabbed Gu Huai'an and pinched fiercely, Gu Huai'an grinned in pain.

Ayao and the kid he was holding were staring blankly, the kid even shrank behind Ayao, he might be thinking why this sister is so good-looking, why is she so fierce...

Have a good laugh.

Gu Huai'an invited A Yao and the children he brought in to sit down.

The kid's name is A Yuan, he is A Yao's younger brother, and he goes to a nearby elementary school. A Yao has just picked up his younger brother back from school.

And as for what they're here for...

It's actually an apology.

Wasn't that the day before yesterday, when Gu Huai'an brought Xilin and Shang Zhuoyan into the mountains to collect mushrooms together with them, and they ended up eating fungus poisoning and sent to the hospital.

The news spread in the village. That night, the program crew rushed to the hospital with so many cars that it was difficult for the villagers to know.

This is a group of celebrities who came to record the show. You may not know traffic stars like Shang Zhuoyan and Jiang Shuo, but Su Yuntang and Xilin are well-known actors, and many villagers in the village know them .

Then they followed them into the mountains to pick mushrooms and ended up being poisoned. Even if no one was to blame, Ah Yao and Uncle felt that they had to bear some responsibility.

look?

They didn't come empty-handed either. The bag in Ah Yao's hand contained some homemade breast fans, while little Ah Yuan carried a bag of homemade flower cakes in his hand.

Their families don't seem to be rich, and it's not uncommon for these celebrities to buy some gifts that they think are expensive. On the contrary, these things they make themselves are more sincere.

The guests who knew the intention of the two brothers' visit couldn't help being a little moved. They had to say that the local villagers are really simple. Strictly speaking, this matter is really no wonder. It was because Gu Huai'an and Shang Zhuoyan had mixed up the fungus. Su Yuntang didn't Fried...

It has nothing to do with people.

But they still came to the door to say hello and apologize, which is very touching in itself.

"This matter has nothing to do with you, it's because we didn't handle it well, we were careless..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang were like two parents, talking to A Yao about this matter in a very calm tone.

Ah Yao felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, and he didn't dare to speak. To be honest, he was really scared when he heard that they were poisoned by eating fungi together. If such a group of stars were poisoned, he would not be able to bear the responsibility.

On the contrary, it was little Ayuan, who sat there looking left and right, thinking that their small courtyard is so beautiful, and his brothers and sisters are all good-looking, and the clothes they wear are also beautiful.

There are some people with cameras over there...

"Come on, kid."

At this time, Gu Huai'an came from the direction of the restaurant carrying a tube of potato chips.

"Wow hi!"

Shang Zhuoyan stared at the potato chips and shouted:

"Gu Huaian, you brat! Where did you get the potato chips!"

She didn't remember when Gu Huai'an bought potato chips again, where the hell did he get those potato chips? !
"puff……"

Some viewers couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene, and the barrage scrolled again and again:

"Why does Gu Huai'an have... the sense of seeing... when I was young, I went to my relatives and elders to bring me snacks?"

"Hahaha... that's right, that's what I wanted to say!"

"When did this old Lu buy potato chips again!"

……

[Ding, the host successfully gained exposure, points +91X5! 】

If you want to be polite, it depends on Gu Huai'an.

In fact, many people went out with their family members to visit relatives when they were young, and they often encountered scenes where the relatives’ elders brought snacks to eat when they arrived at relatives’ homes.

Children, they all love to eat snacks, so this one will make adults look good after pleasing children.

The scene of Gu Huai'an taking potato chips for A Yuan just now is very similar to the scene that we often encountered when we were young when we went out with the adults at home to visit relatives...

It resonates very much!
Therefore, the system will give points.

Gu Huai'an didn't expect this point, maybe it's a concept from a young age, he felt that when a child comes, you can't patronize the adults to chat and let them sit there.

You have to give them something delicious.

As for the chips...

In fact, Gu Huai'an bought it on the way back from the hospital last night.

These snacks can contribute system points to Gu Huai'an, and eating them once in a while can satisfy your cravings, so it's not a loss to have more, so why not do it.

Didn't this just happen to happen today?
He gave it to Ah Yuan to eat.

"Thank you, Brother Gu." Ah Yao called to his younger brother.

"Thank you, Brother Gu."

Ah Yuan was very happy to get the potato chips. In fact, the world of children is really easy to satisfy. Maybe they can eat the instant noodles for [-] cents a pack on the roadside and they are very happy.

And the tube of potato chips that Gu Huaian brought out should actually be considered a "luxury" for children.

"Suck it..."

Shang Zhuoyan took a sip of saliva, in fact, she also wanted to eat, but she was too embarrassed to say so.

Me, Shang Zhuoyan!
How can you grab snacks from children?

But really hungry...

After thinking about it, she simply ran to one side of the table to pick up a bottle of sponsor's milk, ran to A Yuan, handed it to him and said:

"Sister, can you drink milk?"

She originally wanted to say, sister invites you to drink milk, can you give sister some potato chips?
As a result, little Ayuan was startled when she passed by, and quickly ran behind his brother Ayao...

"what happened?"

Ah Yao is still surprised, Shang Zhuoyan is actually very good-looking, that doll-like face is very delicate, and the clothes are also very fashionable, he dare not look at the long legs under the pleated skirt, it is too dazzling up.

Before, he was actually very envious of Gu Huai'an being able to fight with such a girl...

However, Xiao Ayuan pointed at Shang Zhuoyan timidly and said:

"She... this sister... so fierce..."

As soon as this is said...

"..."

Everyone was stunned at first.

Immediately after...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The collective burst into laughter!
So maybe he was scared when he saw the scene of Shang Zhuoyan chasing Gu Huai'an just now?

"Hahaha……"

Gu Huai'an laughed extraordinarily wildly, and said to A Yuan mockingly:

"That's right, that's right, what you said is so right, this elder sister is very fierce, look at her scratching her brother..."

He pointed at the mark on his hand that Shang Zhuoyan pinched just now, and said:

"Remember Ah Yuan, never look for a girlfriend like this in the future, she's too fierce, I'll tell you..."

In the middle of speaking, Gu Huai'an suddenly caught a glimpse of Shang Zhuoyan's blushing face.

"emmm..."

For a moment, Gu Huai'an thought, did he go too far?

"The surname is Gu!"

Shang Zhuoyan was already ashamed and indignant, but she, Shang Zhuoyan, was rejected by children. How could such a cute and beautiful girl scare children? !
incredible!

However, Gu Huai'an, the old Lu, just left it there to watch the fun, so it's not a big deal, he's doing things like crazy!

"I kill you!"

She was so angry that there happened to be a cup in hand, she grabbed it and rushed towards Gu Huai'an with all her teeth and claws!

"Hey, hey... just kidding, kidding..."

Gu Huai'an dodged again and again. Facts have proved that people can exceed the limit of explosive potential when they are extremely angry. Shang Zhuoyan was weak and unable to catch up with Gu Huai'an just now because of eating fungus poisoning. She pressed the hammer with a click.

"Hahaha……"

It was fun for some viewers, but the barrage filled the screen:

"Deserved!"

Obviously, everyone felt that Gu Huai'an should fight. Speaking of which, when this kid faced Shang Zhuoyan, he was indeed a bit too cheap.

Some viewers who watched wanted to hammer him!
Hammer you to death!

If this was an anime, when Gu Huai'an came back, he should have been hammered all over his head by Shang Zhuoyan.

It's worth mentioning that because of Shang Zhuoyan's defense breaking, Xiao Ayuan was even more afraid of her, and when she came back, Xiao Ayuan avoided her.

Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse merchant, had a black line on her forehead. To be honest, at this moment, she even wanted to cut Gu Huai'an into pieces!

This is the one who suffered thousands of knives, which made her image in the hearts of the children as a violent woman!
She's obviously very patient, okay?

"Hehehe..."

The guests looked at this scene with a chuckle. In fact, they were used to seeing Shang Zhuoyan and Gu Huai'an fighting, and they were also a little bit used to it.

Although it was confirmed that the stars were fine, Ah Yao still felt a little sorry, and felt that he had his own responsibility for this.

Not to mention the gift, but also kindly invite them to rest, they can go to the racecourse opened by uncle uncle in his village.

Some local villagers raise horses themselves. Gu Huai'an has seen several scenes of villagers leading horses in the village. Speaking of which, Gu Huai'an has never ridden a horse before, so he readily agreed:

"Okay."

Su Yuntang, Xilin, and Jiang Shuo didn't refuse either. Riding a horse is actually very elegant. You are like the actor Su, who occasionally sees some photos of riding a horse at a friend's horse farm on his social platform status.

Elegant people like him usually play golf and ride horses, and the entertainment and leisure they come into contact with are relatively high-end.

Seeing Gu Huai'an's excited look, actor Su thought to himself, this country bumpkin definitely doesn't know how to ride a horse. If he goes there then, he can teach him well in a "senior" way, by the way...

By the way, I took the opportunity to show my saints.

Speaking of which, Xilin also knows how to ride a horse. She used to ride a horse in a costume drama in the film crew, and learned it specially. Su Yuntang even invited her to ride a horse before.

Right now, actor Su has a picture in his mind...

That is, he and Xilin were riding horses comfortably on the grass on the Erhai Lake, while Gu Huai'an was slapping the horse's ass in the back, and the horse didn't drive him or take the birds.

Thinking of that scene, Su Yuntang couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and he still looked forward to it...

The actor Su and sister Xilin were quite interested in Uncle A's horse farm in Ayao Village, and asked some questions.

Gu Huai'an didn't understand, so he didn't get involved.

Just in time, out of the corner of Gu Huai'an's eye, he saw little Ayuan eating potato chips staring at the computer that he hadn't closed yet, so he walked over...

"Looking at what?" he asked.

"This one……"

A Yuan pointed at Gu Huai'an's computer, not daring to touch it, timidly, for fear of messing it up with him.

It's not that he hasn't seen a computer before. Nowadays, most elementary schools have microcomputer classes, and computers are no longer a rare thing. He just looks at the music software on Gu Huai'an's computer screen and seems to be very interested.

"This is a music arrangement software. It's too complicated. You're too young to understand it."

Gu Huai'an thought that elementary school students must love to play games, so he thought of closing this software and finding a game for him on the website.

He was looking for it, and little Ayuan asked:
"Brother Gu, can you write songs?"

"Of course." Gu Huaian boasted.

Seeing that Xiao Ayuan was interested, he asked:

"What songs do you like to listen to?"

"I……"

Little Ayuan rolled his eyes, and after thinking for a while, he leaned on the iron mountain with his shoulders on his shoulders and replied:

"Ji Ni is so beautiful!"

Gu Huaian: "???"

This turned out to be a trick!

"puff……"

Jiang Shuo was sitting next to Gu Huai'an, who was drinking wolfberry water at that time, and spit it out again.

The netizens next door were also laughing like crazy, and there was a sentence floating in the barrage: "Big face!"

Gu Huai'an suppressed his laughter as much as possible, then rubbed little Ayuan's head, and said:
"Are you sure you didn't plant a seed in your heart... dig dig dig dig?"

"I also listen."

A Yuan chewed the potato chips, his hands and mouth were covered with crumbs.

This is also a clever trick, he even asked Gu Huai'an:

"What kind of songs does Brother Gu write?"

"My brother can write everything..."

Gu Huai'an patted his chest, bragging with the child.

"Then you can write that kind of... very passionate?" Xiao Ayuan asked.

In fact, children are relatively in the second grade, and what can attract them is often the kind of very passionate and exciting songs.

It's just that the current Chinese music scene is slowly becoming more and more inclined to saliva songs and moaning without illness. Hot blood and so on have nothing to do with this music scene.

If you ask Jiang Shuo to answer this question, he will definitely not be able to answer it, because he doesn't know what "hot blood" is. The songs he wrote and arranged are advanced, but it's a pity that singing from his mouth is the same as the practice...

But Gu Huaian is different.

Gu Huaian said bluntly:
"I can try."

He is also humble, giving Ah Yuan the feeling that he is a very kind and interesting big brother.

At this moment, Gu Huai'an was thinking, if you really wrote a song that elementary school students would love to listen to, it would be a kind of "down-to-earth" song?

There is also the term "down-to-earth" in songwriting, and this thing is widely spread. If the down-to-earth songs written by him are played in the streets and alleys, does it mean that his system is getting crit every day? ah?
Of course, Gu Huai'an just thought about it, in this regard, he still wants to be a serious singer, if it's weird, it's not his style.

What he said to little Ayuan could be taken as a joke, Gu Huai'an didn't take it seriously at all, he just treated it as coaxing a child.

But the problem is that Xiao Ayuan seems to be serious!

(End of this chapter)