Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 295 The cause and decisiveness of the West... is the soul flying away...

"Don't worry, grandpa is here, I'll make the decision for you!"

Zhou Du grabbed Qiao Ling'er and came to Bai Lianhua.

Bai Lianhua stared at Zhou Du intently.

Ling'er called him grandpa?

He is so young...

Damn it, this person must have used some means to seduce Ling'er!

The man I fell in love with for the first time, can't be seduced by others!
I must kill you!

Zhou Du looked around for a week, "This arrangement is very good, as long as you paste two more happy words, you can go to court and get married directly!"

Qiao Linger:? ? ?

Grandpa, what do you mean?
You said that the white lotus and I had a love affair for three lifetimes.

Then... are you going to let us pay homage directly?
Grandpa, I have no relationship basis with her!
Don't mess around!

"You and Bai Lianhua will worship and get married!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Qiao Linger's face twitched wildly.

Grandpa, don't!

I dare not have such a violent daughter-in-law!
If there is any quarrel in the future, she can kick me to death, do you believe it?

I am afraid!

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded.

What the hell?

Does this make me and Linger get married?
I haven't said what I want to do with Ling'er.

Qiao Ling'er saved me, although I didn't need him to save me, but he still saved me.

I do have an image of him in my heart.

I came to snatch him just to let him accompany me...

The result can be...

You, grandpa, sold your grandson directly?
Get married right away?
What about the orders of the parents?
What about the words of the matchmaker?
What about dowry?
What about dowry?
This development is a bit too fast!
"Grandson, come on, beat her up!"

Zhou Du patted Qiao Linger on the shoulder, "Hit her to death!"

Qiao Linger: "???"

Why do you want to hate her?

Zhou Du: "..."

Linger, you are still too pure.

When I say yell at her, I mean yell at her!
You don't understand!

"who are you?"

Bai Lianhua frowned and asked.

"I told you, I'm Qiao Linger's father!"

Zhou Du smiled lightly, "Bai Lianhua, you don't understand many things..."

"You and Ling'er have a love relationship for three lifetimes!"

"However, a guy who can't sit still in the west directly blocked the shopkeeper!"

"He turned and ran, dumping a bunch of mess on someone else."

"As for him, he may have been single for too long, so he decided to come and pick up girls!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

The sequel of Journey to the West can completely be renamed...

Tathagata's adventures in the mortal world to pick up girls.

Qiao Linger and Bai Lianhua looked confused.

"Forget it, the two of you mainly have no relationship foundation..."

"It's still a little too late to get married directly."

"Bai Lianhua, take Ling'er away!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "I will go to Fengtou Mountain together!"

White Lotus: "..."

I only want to take Ling'er away, I don't want to take you away.

Why, is it popular to buy one get one free these days?
"Your name is Qiao Mao, right?"

Zhou Du came to Mrs. Qiao and said, "You don't know about Ling'er."

"I'll just tell you one thing..."

"It is a blessing and a disaster for you to have Ling'er as your descendant!"

Zhou Du sighed, "Ling'er is the eye of the storm in the Three Realms."

"He will eventually be involved in the War of the Three Realms!"

"The war of gods, demons and Buddhas!"

Zhou Du shook his head, "I took Linger away and went to Fengtou Mountain. If you miss him, go and see him..."

Mrs. Joe opened his mouth.

God, devil and Buddha?
He and Qiao Linger's father looked at each other and were about to cry.

Is this nima reasonable?
We are just ordinary people, how could we get involved in the war of gods, demons and Buddhas?
"So, the first thing to do is..."

Zhou Du: "Hey hey!"

Everyone: "????"

Zhou Du: Let the Tathagata break himself first.

If Qiao Linger broke her body and consummated her house...

Can Tathagata come back?
Moreover, Tathagata Primordial Spirit has been lurking in Qiao Linger's body all this time...

When he broke his body, was Tathagata happy or crazy?

I feel the need to do an experiment.

Anyway, it's the love of the three generations, so it's reasonable to be together.

"You two listen to me!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, and cast the group of characters secretly, turning into a sound-proof magic circle.

Zhou Du looked at Mrs. Qiao and Qiao Linger's father.

"Qiao Ling'er is not a mortal..."

"He is the reincarnation of the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Qiao Linger's father and Mrs. Qiao looked at Zhou Du dully.

Western Paradise Tathagata Buddha?

What are you kidding?
How could Ling'er be the reincarnation of Tathagata.

"Wutian Buddha rebelled against the Three Realms and uprooted the Heavenly Court, Lingshan and Difu..."

"All the immortal Buddhas were captured by him and imprisoned in the dark abyss."

"The Tathagata of the Western Paradise faced Wutian, without saying a word, and directly reincarnated in Nirvana!"

"Ran!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose.

Mrs. Qiao's face twitched.

The Tathagata of the Western Paradise faced the evil spirits and just reincarnated and ran away?
What the hell!

This nima's West Heaven Buddha?

Didn't you say that the Buddha of the Western Paradise is merciful and compassionate to the Three Realms?

Facing the evil spirits, he ran away directly?

"Qiao Ling'er is the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata."

"I am Xingtian, the ancient god of war!"

Zhou Du smiled, "So, being Ling'er's grandfather, it's not a big problem!"

Mrs. Joe and the two: Σ(☉▽☉"a??
If you are really the legendary Xing Tian, ​​of course there is no problem.

but……

We both have a little problem.

You are Xing Tian, ​​why do you have a head?

If you don't chop off your head, who will believe that you are Xing Tian?
"The way of heaven is destined, Wutian Buddha has ruled the Three Realms for 33 years!"

"33 years later, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, brought sixteen relics of the ancient Buddha to welcome the Tathagata back to his throne."

"If the Tathagata does not return after 33 years, Wutian will continue to rule the Three Realms for 33 years!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Although Wutian occupies the Three Realms, he is a good man!"

Mrs. Joe and the two: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o"

We both read little, so don't lie to us.

He has brought down the Three Realms...

You say he is a good man?
"Forget it, let's not talk about nothing."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "There is a saying in Buddhism, the cause and effect of the previous life will be repaid in this life!"

"If a person dies, cause and effect will be judged by himself!"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes, "You are Tathagata's father and grandfather..."

"So, the Tathagata owes you the karma of your birth and the karma of your blood."

"If Buddhism has a conscience, maybe it will kill your whole family, and then let you reincarnate in a good place!"

"If Buddhism has no conscience..."

"Feel sorry……"

"Your whole family will be out of their wits!"

"Because everyone is dead, cause and effect will naturally be broken!"

Zhou Du let out a breath.

In the original plot, Qiao Linger's relatives were all dead.

Soul flies away.

Tathagata will not have to repay the cause and effect.

Mrs. Qiao and the two: "..."

Is Xitian Lingshan so ruthless?

Doesn't it mean that Buddhas are all compassionate?

"go!"

Zhou Du waved away the group word secret and stretched out his hand to grab it.

Bai Lianhua, Qiao Linger and others flew up out of thin air.

Plop...

Mrs. Joe and the others knelt down.

shit...

immortal?

monster?
Really stepping on a horse is Xing Tian, ​​the ancient god of war!
White Lotus: "..."

really?
we are flying

Qiao Linger: "..."

I believe it!
Grandpa, you are really Xing Tian, ​​the ancient god of war!
I believe it!

I completely believe it!
Everyone in Qiao's Village, look at me, and I look at you...

Master flew away...

What are we doing now?

At last……

Qiao Linger's father took a deep breath, "Continue to play music and dance!"

"Let's talk about Dad's [-]th birthday first!"

Qiao Linger's father waved his hand and ordered.

Everyone: "..."

This birthday, is it still over?

(End of this chapter)