Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 296 What's the matter with Qiao Ling'er... The Tathagata Primordial Spirit Didn't Come Out?
Soon...

Zhou Du came to Fengtou Mountain and fell directly.

"Ling'er, you and Bai Lianhua, let's go!"

Zhou Du spoke indifferently.

Qiao Linger: What are you doing?

White Lotus: "???"

What?
I also want to ask you, is it a monster or a god?

But now it seems...

Why do you feel that your brain is wrong?

"grandfather!"

Qiao Linger said, "Who the hell am I?"

"There is a source of disaster in the Three Realms in your body!"

Zhou Du smiled, "The Tathagata of the Western Paradise!"

Qiao Linger and Bai Lianhua: "???"

Is the Tathagata of the Western Paradise the source of chaos in the Three Realms?

Bai Lianhua was taken aback suddenly.

wrong!

If Linger is Tathagata...

Then how can I live together with him?

No, absolutely not!
"In this world, the sky is unfair and the earth is unfair!"

Zhou Du sighed.

"Wu De Xingjun created an unjust, false and wrong case and killed the Dragon King of Jinghe."

"Sun Wukong avenges him, the Jade Emperor doesn't care, but wants to take Sun Wukong down first!"

"Sun Wukong asked the Tathagata, but the Tathagata said that Buddhism and Taoism are not one family and cannot be controlled!"

"Sun Wukong wanted to force his way out, but he was injured by Tathagata, and he took the golden cudgel!"

"However, Sun Wukong has such a temperament. If he says he wants to control it, he must control it to the end!"

"Finally, the Tathagata saw that the matter was out of control, and had to come out to discuss it with the Jade Emperor..."

"Tathagata doesn't want to take care of this at all, but there is no way..."

"Sun Wukong is his Dharma protector, the guarantee that he can return to the Tathagata position after his reincarnation."

Zhou Du shrugged, "That's why Tathagata will take care of this matter..."

"Besides, there are too many things!"

"False benevolence, false righteousness, false compassion!"

Zhou Du looked at Qiao Ling'er, "You are the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata!"

"When you are 33 years old, you will completely become a Tathagata!"

"At that time, the Tathagata will return."

Zhou Du patted Qiao Ling'er on the shoulder, "So, let's leave a descendant for the Qiao family first."

Qiao Linger: "..."

White Lotus: "..."

Qiao Linger said dully, "Am I that bad? But why do I feel that I am kind?"

"Well, you are you, Tathagata is Tathagata!"

"The Tathagata Primordial Spirit is in your body, and when he returns, your soul will be scattered, and your whole family will be scattered..."

"In this way, the karma between the West and you can be resolved!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Linger cried.

I am not the Tathagata, but the Tathagata occupies my body?

I……

Why should I be damned?
Why should my whole family be damned?
"Stand up!"

"Your grandfather is here, you are afraid of a hammer!"

"I am Xingtian, the ancient god of war!"

Zhou Du laughed, "Don't worry, I will be absolutely sure to help you kill Tathagata!"

Qiao Linger twitched.

You are sure, why are you telling me this?
You made me scared on purpose, didn't you?
"Ling'er cannot become a Tathagata!"

Bai Lianhua said excitedly.

Zhou Du nodded, "No problem, so..."

Zhou Du dragged the white lotus and left.

Bai Lianhua and Qiao Linger: "???"

"Cough cough..."

"Lotus, listen to me..."

"Ling'er, he's too ink-stained..."

"If you want to be with him, you have to take the initiative!"

"You expect his elm head to open up first, or wait for the next life."

Zhou Du reached out and took out a bottle of medicine.

Don't ask, it's exchanged from the main god.

"what is this?"

Bai Lianhua said in surprise.

"This thing is called lifting a hundred catties!"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows, "You were secretly played by Linger..."

"Then, at night, hehehe..."

Zhou Du smiled obscenely.

Bai Lianhua's face twitched.

You want my overlord to fight hard?

I am a woman!
"no!"

Bai Lianhua shook her head frantically, then put the medicine away.

"I want to hook Ling'er with my charisma!"

Bai Lianhua looked solemn.

Zhou Du: "Well, rely on your personality charm, you give me back the medicine..."

Bai Lianhua turned her head, "Medicine? What kind of medicine? Where is the medicine?"

Zhou Du: "..."

Lotus, stop pretending to be reserved.

You are a white lotus.

"grandfather!"

Bai Lianhua said with a smile, "You are here, eat and drink well, whoever you are looking for, just tell me, I promise to send you to bed."

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, "I'm clean and self-conscious, I don't have a woman in my heart, and I'm a god when I draw my sword!"

White Lotus: Hehe!

At first glance, it looks like a chick who has never experienced human affairs!

"Grandpa, hurry up and rest..."

Bai Lianhua pushed Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: "..."

In the next few days, Zhou Du's little life was very nourishing.

On Fengtou Mountain, there are all beauties.

Serve him deliciously.

And Bai Lianhua tried her best to seduce Qiao Linger.

However, Qiao Ling'er is too serious.

As a result, Bai Lianhua's three-inch tongue is almost dead.

Qiao Ling'er didn't fall in a daze.

ten days later...

The relationship between the two broke through.

It has only developed to the point of holding hands and hugging.

Zhou Du sighed.

Stop at the lips and teeth, understand?
Kiss one!

waste!

After half a month...

The white lotus nestled in Qiao Linger's arms, "Linger, do you like this place?"

"I like it." Qiao Linger smiled.

"We have love for three generations!" Bai Lianhua's eyes were burning.

Qiao Linger: "..."

Can you stop learning from Grandpa Xingtian?

Lianhua, you are a woman, you are not a magic stick!
"Shall we fuck?"

Bai Lianhua's eyes were shining brightly.

Qiao Linger: "???"

What are you doing?

"Let's consummate the house!" The fire in Bai Lianhua's eyes was like flames.

Qiao Linger was taken aback, "No, no, at least we have to get married."

"Lianhua, I have a crush on you now..."

"Furthermore, as Confucius said, it's all about love and ritual..."

Qiao Ling'er looked serious, "We have to be justified."

White Lotus: "..."

The old lady has decided...

Don't waste time.

Grandpa Xingtian was right, I will feed you medicine directly!

So...

With a smile on the corner of Bai Lianhua's mouth, she gently fed Ling'er for dinner at night...

Cough!

There is a kind of Pan Jinlian who prescribes medicine to Wu Dalang~~
Bai Lianhua took a deep breath, made up her mind, and entered Qiao Linger's room!
I like Ling'er, I'm his all my life!
I don't want him to become Tathagata!

So...

That night, a wonderful scene was staged in Qiao Linger's room.

It's a pity that there is no way to play this kind of scene...

All I could hear was a high-pitched voice with endless rhythms.

In the distant room...

Zhou Du plugged his ears.

How could I, a young man with a fresh blood, let me hear such a voice?

I even closed my consciousness.

I was afraid that I would accidentally watch the live broadcast directly.

Tathagata, you have lived for so many years...

Never experienced this feeling?
Hehehe...

Don't thank me, after all, I let you eat meat.

Speaking of which, your primordial spirit is in Qiao Linger's body...

Can you feel everything that Qiao Linger felt?
Zhou Du's eyes fixed on Qiao Ling'er's room.

In case Tathagata couldn't help it, Yuanshen suddenly woke up and popped out...

That is the best time to kill Tathagata by yourself.

Then, one night passed...

Zhou Du: "..."

Not really.

They are all broken, but the Tathagata Primordial Spirit didn't come out?
Could it be Tathagata that you also like this feeling?
Zhou Du: Hey!

The method of forcing out the Tathagata Yuanshen by consummating the house...

Declared bankrupt!

Ready for the second set of plans!
(End of this chapter)