Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 294 You are Xing Tian...Why is your head still there?Don't cut off the head?

Qiao Linger looked at Zhou Du speechlessly.

I suspect that you are tricking me on purpose.

You just want me to call you daddy.

Then, you can justifiably spend my family's property!
"I know you don't believe it!"

Zhou Du smiled, "If I'm right, your grandpa's sixtieth birthday is coming soon!"

Qiao Linger was startled, and nodded, "That's right!"

"Come on, take me to your house!"

Zhou Du laughed, "If I'm right, that Hu family will die tomorrow!"

"And that woman who has been in love with you for three lifetimes will come down the mountain to snatch you!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Do you believe it?"

Qiao Linger shook her head.

I do not believe!
What you said was too dreamy.

"Then if the white lotus really came to snatch you, would you believe me?"

Zhou Du smiled, "I count the sky, the earth, and the air. Throughout the ages, there is nothing I can't count!"

"it is good!"

Qiao Linger nodded, "Then I will take you home. If everything is as you said, I will believe your words."

"When the time comes, I'll just kneel down and kowtow to call you foster father!"

Qiao Linger spoke solemnly.

Zhou Du shrugged, "Now the conditions have changed, call me grandpa!"

Qiao Linger: "???"

Don't push yourself too far!
"I am an ancient god, to be your grandfather is not an insult to you!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er gritted her teeth, "If you are really an ancient god, it would not be an exaggeration to call you Grandpa!"

"Let's go!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er had no choice but to lead Zhou Du towards Qiao's Village.

Zhou Du: Oh!

Am I bullying an honest person?

Qiao Linger is too honest and kind.

Maybe others are the Bitch of the Virgin, but Qiao Linger is the Virgin.

The only blemish is...

Step on two boats.

When they came to Qiao's Village, Qiao Ling'er said that this was a guest and arranged a room for Zhou Du.

the next day……

The Qiao family compound was filled with joy, celebrating Grandpa Qiao's [-]th birthday.

There is a big "Shou" character posted in the middle hall of the main room.

Ling'er was directing the family members to come in and out, serving wine and food.

Qiao Gong sat on the grand teacher's chair in the main room, watching all this with a smile.

Zhou Du completely regarded himself as a guest, and sat directly aside, watching Qiao Ling'er busily busy.

A servant hurriedly ran to Qiao Linger's side and said something in a low voice.

"Master, last night, Hu Eshao's family was murdered, and the house was burned to ashes. The bodies of the Hu family were thrown in front of the Town God's Temple, and their heads were all chopped off!"

The servant gritted his teeth and said, "However, what a joy, this family is full of evil, and there is no good thing!"

Qiao Linger froze in place.

He suddenly turned his head to look at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his finger and hissed.

Qiao Linger: "..."

He turned to look at his grandfather.

Is grandpa's [-]th birthday really going to be ruined?

Look again!
As time passed, firecrackers were fired in the compound, Mr. Qiao was sitting on the grand master's chair, and the whole family kowtowed to him for his birthday.

Qiao Linger breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that he miscalculated!
Suddenly, chaos!
"Oh no!"

"The King of Fengtou Mountain has come down!"

Accompanied by shouts and the sound of horseshoes, the entire Qiaojiazhuang also panicked!

Mrs. Joe asked, "What's the matter?"

A servant shouted, "Old Master, it's too bad, the female bandit on Fengtou Mountain has come down! She has broken into the village!"

Qiao Linger's father hurriedly shouted, "Close the door quickly!"

Fengtou Mountain female bandits, headed by Bai Lianhua.

Even the government can't do anything about it.

Therefore, the Qiao family was in a panic.

Qiao Linger stared blankly at Zhou Du.

bang bang bang...

There was a sound of slamming the door, accompanied by the woman's savage shout: "Open the door! Open the door!"

Everyone was taken aback, and Mrs. Qiao smiled wryly, "It's over, let's save money and avoid disaster!"

The door was pushed open with a "bang", and dozens of women in red rushed in, holding steel knives.

"Is this the Qiao family?"

A woman in red asked.

Mrs. Qiao took a deep breath, "That's right, it's the little old man's house!"

A girl in a white shirt with braided hair came in.

"Old man, don't panic."

The woman said with a smile.

Qiao Ling'er recognized it, it was the woman he rescued in the temple fair!
"Girl, our Qiao family does good deeds and has never done anything harmful!"

Mrs. Joe said.

Bai Lianhua nodded slightly, "I know, don't worry, I'm here, I don't need money, I don't need food, I just need one person."

Mrs. Joe: "???"

Why, you female bandits, are you feeling springy?
Down the mountain to grab a man?
The little old man's body is not good either!
I can't bear your demands!

"I want Qiao Ling'er!"

Bai Lianhua said.

Grandpa Qiao and Father Qiao Linger were taken aback for a moment.

"no!"

The two spoke at the same time.

Bai Lianhua paused, frowned and said, "I just want Qiao Linger."

"no!"

The old man Qiao shook his head frantically, "Ling'er is the only child of our Qiao family, I won't allow it!"

Absolutely can't give Ling'er to you!

Are you lonely on Fengtou Mountain, like robbing a man?

Anyone can be robbed, but Linger must not be robbed!

Ling'er is weak, he is a useless waste!
He alone can't serve so many women like you!
Majesty, please discuss...

I'll choose a few strong ones from Qiao's family to serve you...

Can you see it?

"I only want Qiao Linger!"

Bai Lianhua spoke coldly.

"Ling'er, run!"

Qiao Linger's father suddenly jumped up, rushed towards the white lotus, and shouted at the same time.

Bai Lianhua dodged sideways and looked at Qiao Linger.

Qiao Linger exhaled, "Bai Lianhua, don't hurt my family!"

Bai Lianhua nodded lightly, "Okay, follow me."

Qiao Linger turned around and came to Zhou Du.

With a plop, he fell to his knees!

"Qiao Linger pays respects to grandpa!"

Qiao Linger said respectfully.

Mrs. Joe: "???"

You worship him as a grandfather?

Then who am I to you?

Could it be that your mother put a green hat on your father?
No, this person is so young, and his age is wrong!

Ling'er, you were scared stupid by the white lotus, right?

Bai Lianhua also frowned, staring at Zhou Du.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to support Qiao Linger, "Do you believe me now?"

Qiao Linger nodded, "Linger believed it!"

"Okay, since you have worshiped me as your master, I will protect you from any worries for the rest of your life!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "Remember my name..."

"I am the ancient God of War, Xing Tian!"

Zhou Du spoke solemnly.

Qiao Linger was taken aback.

Ancient God of War?

In myths and legends, Xing Tian once fought with the emperor and was beheaded. After that, he continued to fight with his breasts as his eyes and his belly as his mouth.

Are you Xing Tian?

Qiao Linger stared at Zhou Du's head.

"What are you looking at?"

Zhou Du narrowed his eyes.

"No, why is your head still there?"

Qiao Linger asked in astonishment.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

I stepped on a horse to play the full version of Xing Tian, ​​is there something wrong?

"Myths and legends are all bullshit, bullshit, just listen to it!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Qiao Linger: "..."

Forget it, I don't care why your head is still there.

If you are really the ancient god Xing Tian, ​​I will recognize you as my grandfather, and I will not lose money!
Zhou Du stood up.

Qiao Linger, you are you, the Tathagata is the Tathagata!
You are not Tathagata!
(End of this chapter)