Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 293 Qiao Ling'er, I think you have a bloody disaster, call me daddy, how about I help you change your life?

Zhou Du calculated for a while, then raised his head and said, "Tongzi, what world?"

"Ding, you finally asked, and thought you didn't care!"

The system complained.

Zhou Du laughed, "Actually, what world is not important!"

"The important thing is, Tongzi, you spoil me."

"By the way, when did you take shape?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

"Ding, get out!" the system said speechlessly.

Talking, you give me crooked floor.

"Hahaha!"

Zhou Du laughed, "Tell me, who am I and what world?"

"Ding, Journey to the West will be passed on to the world!"

"The host's current identity..."

"Xingtian!"

said the system.

Zhou Du: "???"

Punishment day?

Zhou Du hastily reached out and touched his head.

Fortunately, the head is still there.

Scared me.

"The sequel to Journey to the West?"

Zhou Du pursed his lips, "Is it related to Honghuang?"

"Ding, don't hook up!"

The system said, "This is just the Journey to the West world derived from the pure Journey to the West world."

"The strongest are naturally Wutian and Tathagata!"

"After all, in the original plot, the Taishang Laojun was taken away."

"If it's linked to Honghuang..."

"You let Wutian catch a Taishang Laojun and try!"

"Zhen Yuanzi can beat Wutian to death!"

"Also, do you remember? Here, Gonggong is..."

"Ancient Vulcan!"

The system opened up.

Zhou Du: "..."

so far so good!
As long as it is not linked to the flood, I am not afraid.

If it is linked to Honghuang, I can just wipe my neck myself.

As for Gong Gong...

That's right, I wanted to complain when I was watching TV dramas.

Gonggong is the god of fire?
Huo you paralyzed!
What do you want Zhu Rong to do?
It was said that Gonggong hit Buzhou Mountain angrily, but finally said that Gonggong is the god of fire...

Why, is Zhu Rong the god of water?
"Tongzi, what realm is Wutian?"

Zhou Du shook his head and asked.

"Ding, I just stepped into Da Luo Jinxian!"

said the system.

Zhou Du smiled.

It's just a big Luo Jinxian.

I am half a step away from Da Luo Jinxian, quasi-immortal emperor realm.

I can kill him!
Clang...

Zhou Du just looked up, only to see an ax appearing in front of Zhou Du.

Zhou Du: "???"

"Since playing the role of Xing Tian, ​​then bring his relatives along."

said the system.

Zhou Du: "..."

What do you think of Gonggong, who guards Xingtian's body?
Forget it, you can do whatever you like.

One is Gong Gong of Vulcan, I still despise him.

Just to tell a joke, Gonggong is the ancient god of fire.

Hahaha!
"Tongzi, where did the plot go?"

Zhou Du grabbed his relatives and asked.

"Ding, the Tathagata has been reincarnated..."

"Wutian has already lied to Sun Wukong and asked him to find Qiao Linger."

said the system.

"Tongzi, go to the map and watch Lao Tzu's operations!"

Zhou Du laughed, swayed his body, and took a step forward.

Qiaojia Town.

A handsome young man is being humiliated.

The reason was that he saw someone molesting a girl.

So, he went up.

Zhou Du stood in the sky, watching quietly.

That young man was naturally Qiao Ling'er.

And on the side, there are two women.

One in white and one in red.

Zhou Du knew that the girl in white was the white lotus.

It has to be said that Qiao Ling'er is really kind, and the hypocritical Tathagata is simply two different people.

No, it was originally two people.

Qiao Ling'er and Bai Lianhua have been in love for three generations.

So, Qiao Ling'er is not Tathagata!

If Qiao Ling'er is really Tathagata, where does the relationship between the three generations come from?

It is said that Qiao Ling'er is the reincarnated soul boy of Tathagata, but Zhou Du suspects...

It was Tathagata Primordial Spirit who occupied Qiao Ling'er's body.

In the end, the entire Three Realms laughed and laughed, but Qiao Ling'er was no longer there.

Even in the final ending, everyone prayed for Monkey King, and Tathagata's eyes changed directly.

Probably because he was afraid that Sun Wukong would steal his power.

Zhou Du fell down.

The plot has already begun...

Bai Lianhua and her men left, and Qiao Linger was humiliated.

However, Qiao Linger didn't care, he just wanted to help people.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand to grab it, and a sign appeared...

Iron planner, no money!

After half an hour, Zhou Du carried the sign and came to Qiao Linger's path.

"Little friend, please stay behind!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "I see that your seal is blackened, and there is a bloody disaster, why don't I count it for you?"

Qiao Linger twitched.

I was beaten when I stepped on the horse, and my nose was bruised and my face was swollen.

Do I still need you to say that I have a bloody disaster?

Qiao Ling'er sighed, "Forget it, since there is a destiny, it's worth counting!"

Qiao Ling'er is too kind, so he doesn't know how to reject people.

It's clearly stated in the original story...

Qiao Ling'er has never resisted in her life, and only decided to resist after learning that her family was killed by the black robe.

However, for the sake of countless people, he gave up again.

Therefore, Qiao Linger behaved quite sadly.

"it is good!"

Zhou Du laughed, stretched out his hand, pinched and counted.

"Don't you want a birth date?"

Qiao Ling'er said in astonishment.

"No, I just need to pinch my fingers and do the math!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "I see that you and I are destined..."

"We have a father-son relationship."

"Why don't you kneel down, kowtow, and call me daddy?"

Zhou Du smiled.

Qiao Linger twitched.

If I step on a horse to count my fate, how can I find a father?
"Stop it!"

Qiao Linger frowned and said.

"What I'm saying is true!"

Zhou Du smiled, "There is indeed a father-son relationship between you and me..."

"And let me figure it out, did you meet a woman in white just now?"

Zhou Du asked.

Qiao Linger was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.

Is this person really capable?

Can this be figured out?

Or did he just see it?
"I figured out that woman is a lotus flower, and I have a relationship with you for three lifetimes!"

Zhou Du snapped his fingers, "You two were supposed to be together with He Meimei in this life, but the world is changing, and there are many variables..."

"You, Qiao Ling'er, are doomed to die!"

Zhou Du looked solemn.

Qiao Linger: "???"

The girl just now is called Lianhua, the love of the third world?

Am I doomed to die?
Although Qiao Ling'er was kind, at this moment, he felt a little bit like scolding his mother.

What you said is reversed in cause and effect, it doesn't make sense at all!

"You have the biggest demon in the Three Realms inside you!"

Zhou Du pointed at Qiao Linger, "There is a swastika mark on your back, isn't it?"

Qiao Linger was stunned, and nodded in a daze.

Does he really know the mark on my back?
No one knew about it except my parents and grandpa!
Could it be that he is really a man of all abilities?

I have the biggest demon in the Three Realms in my body?

"Your life is extraordinary and will involve the entire Three Realms!"

"Your parents and grandpa will be killed for this!"

"Your love for the third life will also be cut off in this life!"

"You are the eye of the storm in the Three Realms!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Do you believe it?"

Qiao Linger stared at Zhou Du firmly.

My whole family will be killed?
No, I absolutely won't allow it!
Qiao Ling'er cupped her hands to Zhou Duyi, "Dare to ask this gentleman, can you help me change my fate?"

Zhou Du nodded lightly, "Yes!"

"Please advise sir!" Qiao Linger cupped her hands.

"Kneel down, kowtow, and call grandpa!"

Zhou Du grinned.

Qiao Linger: "????"

Just now you called him father, now you call him grandpa?

I suspect you are fooling me!

(End of this chapter)