Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 228 Sorry, We Are Notoriously Protecting Weaknesses

When Lin Ge was in the world of reincarnation, he was usually not practicing at night, or just sleeping for a short time.

As for the Tiandifu party the day before yesterday, they consumed a lot of spiritual energy and energy, and they traveled all night with the four-eyed Taoist priest, and they were a little tired, so they set up the TV to play movies, let out the black umbrella, the little girl, and Ou Yongqi to "watch the night", so that they could feel at ease Lie down on the bed and fall asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, a cock crowed.

Lin Ge frowned slightly, turned over, and went back to sleep.

At this time, I could faintly hear the sound of chanting sutras, like a mosquito buzzing around my ears.And every time you read a few sentences, you will knock on the wooden fish.

Only then did Lin Ge recall that in the movie Master Yixiu would get up to chant scriptures and knock fish every time the cock crows, and he sighed inwardly.

However, before Lin Ge expressed his dissatisfaction, he saw a red figure jump onto the bed with a "whoosh" sound, jumping on the bed and shouting, "It's noisy, it's noisy, uncle, can I demolish his room?"

The little girl stepped on Lin Ge's body and jumped up and down, but because of the weightlessness, Lin Ge didn't feel anything.

But what comforted Lin Ge Laohuai was that the brat finally listened to his own words.Since she told the little girl not to act without authorization, at least she doesn't have to worry about waking up and killing all the creatures around her.

Before Lin Ge could make a statement, he heard a roar from the next room: "It's so annoying!"

Lin Ge sat up from the bed with a "chuckle", lifted the little girl to the next door, and said with a smile, "Let's go, let's take you to watch the fun."

"Hee hee. Okay, okay."

The little girl was caught in Lin Ge's arms and clapped her hands happily.

next door.

"I can't take it anymore!"

Daoist Simu suddenly sat up from the bed, and he angrily tore off a pair of coconut shell "earmuffs" on his ears: "Coconut shell, useless! Small bowl, useless! Cotton, useless! Even the wick...can't stop you!"

Lin Ge and the little girl who were standing at the door were instantly amused when they saw the four-eyed Taoist priest remove the things from his ears one by one.

"Hee hee hee."

"Uncle, how could he stuff so many things in his ears... just go there and demolish that noisy monk's house, wouldn't that be enough?"

Lin Ge: ...Girl, when did you fall in love with tearing down houses?

Simu Daochang took out a beautifully crafted box that was one foot long and one and a half palms wide from under the bed, and walked out of the room with the box in his arms, just in time to bump into Lin Ge who was "watching a play" at the door: "Senior brother, you were too noisy to sleep. Don’t care, right? Wait, I’ll buy the next door and drive the smelly monk away!”

After finishing speaking, the Taoist priest with four eyes walked towards the opposite room angrily.

Jia Le, who was sleeping in the living room, saw the Taoist priest with four eyes go out, got up and asked strangely: "Master, it's not dawn yet, where are you going?"

"buy house!"

Daoist Simu went straight to Master Yixiu's house, kicked the door open, Jin Jiang threw the box on the table, and shouted to Master Yixiu: "Monk, come here."

Master Yixiu looked at Taoist Priest Simu, smiled and got up and said, "Brother Dao, good morning. Come here so early to pay my respects, it's a sin."

"Shut your mouth. Tell me, how much is it, I want to buy your house, lest you quarrel with me!" Daoist Simu opened the box, which was filled with a box full of gold bars.

"Wow, there are so many gold bars!" Master Yixiu stared straight at him, obviously he did not expect that the four-eyed priest was so rich.

The four-eyed Taoist priest pointed to the gold bars in the box, and raised his head: "Say, how much is it?"

Master Yixiu laughed and said, "Brother Dao, we are all good neighbors, and we finally have fate. May I ask how fate can be bought with money?"

"Hey, let me ask you, what do you want to move?" asked the Taoist priest with four eyes.

Master Yixiu said: "Amitabha, the poor monk plans to chant scriptures here day and night until he passes away."

"Okay! I'll watch you with my eyes wide open to see when you die!" Daoist Four Eyes angrily picked up the golden box, and suddenly noticed a clay puppet on the table.

The four-eyed priest picked up the clay doll and said, "Hey, monk, take what I just said as fart. This clay doll looks like you."

"Oh, Qingqing pinched it according to my appearance." Master Yixiu replied.

"Oh, can you give it to me?" asked the Taoist priest with four eyes.

Master Yixiu said generously, "Okay, you can take it if you like."

Simu Taoist smiled and said: "Okay, I will take it as a souvenir. Since you want to commemorate it, then you can sign it for me, it will be more commemorative."

Master Yixiu readily took the clay doll: "The signature is not sincere enough, can you put a handprint on it?"

"Okay, that's better." Daoist Simu happily took over the clay doll that Master Yixiu pressed his handprint on the base, thanked him, and walked towards the door.

He was originally smiling, but when he went out, he suddenly became vicious, quickened his pace, and walked towards his house.

"This time you are dead."

As soon as the four-eyed Taoist priest returned to the room, he immediately ordered Jiale: "Get up the altar."

Lin Ge looked at the two people who were busy before and after, and deliberately leaned over and asked, "You got up from the altar before dawn, what are you planning to do?"

"Oh, teach that stinky monk a lesson and let him disturb my slumber!" Daoist Simu coldly snorted.

While speaking, he picked up a palm-sized little man made of straw, and then wrote a spell on a thumb-sized yellow talisman and pasted it on the scarecrow's head.

Lin Ge was very interested in the magical "substitution technique" used by the four-eyed Taoist priest when he was watching a movie before. Yesterday he learned the technique of expelling corpses, and today he has the intention of "stealing the teacher again".What's more, following one's master's previous life to learn skills is not a "stealing teacher".

"What kind of spell is this?" Lin Ge asked.

The four-eyed priest raised his head to look at Lin Ge, and he could see his thoughts at a glance, and asked with a smile on his face, "Hey, do you want to learn?"

"I think so." Lin Ge replied very sincerely.

The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows: "It's okay to teach you, this is not a secret in our sect. However, after teaching you, it's okay to help me get a better position in the underworld in advance, right? You don't need to have real power, the most important thing is that you have a good reputation and are popular, and you are better than the brothers. Oh, I said other brothers, not including you."

"It's...not a big problem, but I'm just curious, why are you so keen on resigning early?" Lin Ge was full of puzzlement. After all, according to Master's style, or "mourning", he should not be interested in these things, otherwise in 2002 After the "Zombie" in "Zombie" died in battle, he would not refuse to work and run to form a band.

Simu Daoist said helplessly: "Oh, senior brother, you don't know that among the few apprentices of my master, I was the one with the worst aptitude. Compared with Leifa, I can't compare with Senior Brother, and compared with Shufa, I can't compare with Second Senior Brother." , compared to... even compared to the comprehensive ability, it is far inferior to Brother Ninth."

"Uh... so?" Lin Ge asked.

The four-eyed Taoist raised his head and said proudly: "So when I came down the mountain, I swore that I must take in a smart apprentice who is worse than the apprentices of the senior brothers. In the future, I will be able to say in front of them that I am not as good as you, but My apprentice is better than yours, hahaha!"

Jia Le on the side scratched his head in embarrassment when he heard it, and his eyes became a line of smiles: "Master, I'm not as good as you said."

The face of the four-eyed Taoist priest immediately collapsed: "In the end, I accepted such a dull and incompetent guy like Jia Le, and I almost pissed me off. Forget it, the apprentice can't count on it, so he can only count on himself. Just like senior brother You have a lot of face in the underworld, so help me get a job ahead of time, then I will be able to hold my head up in front of my brothers in the future."

When Jiale heard the words, she suddenly cried and said, "Master."

"Shut up. Don't go and bring the chicken blood." The four-eyed Taoist snorted.

"Oh."

Jia Le immediately went to the kitchen to get the chicken blood and prepare other things.

At this time, Taoist Simu lowered his voice and said to Lin Ge: "Actually, Jia Le is very good, much better than the two incompetent fellows of Senior Brother Jiu. However, one has to endure hardships to be a master. I will let him now It's better to suffer a little bit than to go out and suffer."

"That makes sense." Lin Ge nodded: "Don't worry, I will try my best to find an errand for you when I see Little Hades later, even if it's my identity as 'Hei Wu Chang Envoy'."

Daoist Simu was moved by these words, and quickly taught Lin Ge the spell seriously: "This spell is called 'Puppet Art', also called 'Substitution Art' and 'Possession Art', and those tricksters use it to 'beat the little ones'." The "human" spell is a branch of the "puppet art". This kind of spell can not only be used to protect oneself, but also can be used to deal with enemies, such as the smelly monk next door."

"However, since the puppet technique is very powerful, the conditions for using it are extremely strict. First, you need a personal object, or a beloved object of the target. Second, the target must personally sign his name on this object , or put a seal on it, if someone else signs it, the thing will lose its effect."

"Of course, signatures can't be done for 'personal things' like hair and nails, but there is another way, which is to wrap the target's hair and nails with a secret yellow talisman, and let one person swallow them, and The person who swallows the yellow talisman becomes a 'puppet', no matter what you do to the puppet, the target will suffer the same damage."

"This secret talisman paper is very troublesome to make, even Brother Ninth can't make it. So I made some for him and his apprentices in case of emergency. Brother, you just learned this technique, and you can't do it." You can prepare some, I will ask Jiale to bring some to you later."

Hearing this, Lin Ge suddenly realized that the magic that Qiu Shengwencai used to deal with Ah Wei in Ren's old house turned out to be the puppet technique.

However, Lin Ge originally thought that this was a spell mastered by Qiu Shengwen himself, but he didn't expect it to be the handwriting of the four-eyed priest.

The four-eyed priest is explaining the "puppet technique". Lin Ge has already received the reminder from the main god, "With the help of the four-eyed priest, you have learned a new proficiency" just like learning the "exorcism technique" before.

"It's useless to just say it, just look, I'll show you a demonstration, and you'll understand." Taoist Simu said, picking up the wooden blade and the clay doll.

At this time, Jia Le came back with chicken blood, and couldn't help but asked, "Master, are you... planning to play tricks on Master Yixiu?"

The four-eyed Taoist gave him a sideways look: "Is it good to be with him? You stay and study hard."

"Oh." Jia Le had no choice but to step aside first.

The four-eyed priest took a wooden blade and cut off the piece of the mud doll's base that was covered with handprints, and then put it in the middle of the yellow talisman.

After chanting the incantation, the four-eyed Taoist changed to hold the yellow talisman between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand. Hearing a "chi", the yellow talisman ignited by itself, burning the soil base inside black.

Then, Daoist Simu raised his hand and threw the burning yellow talisman into the bowl containing chicken blood, and the whole bowl of blood instantly ignited.

The four-eyed Daoist kneaded the formula again, inserting the index finger and middle finger into the burning chicken blood bowl to stir. When it was retracted, the two fingers had been wrapped in chicken blood flames.

Daoist Simu endured the pain and wiped the flame from the scarecrow's head to his feet, and the yellow talisman on the scarecrow's forehead also burned.

"rise!"

The four-eyed Taoist made a finger, and the scarecrow lying flat on the long table stood up with a "chuckle".

"change!"

The four-eyed Taoist pointed again, and the scarecrow turned around very obediently.

"Hmph, let's see how long you can keep knocking!" Daoist Simu coldly snorted.

While speaking, he controlled the scarecrow to move to the corner of the table with the art, bent down to pick up the walnuts on the plate, and threw them out of the table.

As the scarecrow was moved under the control of the four-eyed priest, Master Yixiu in the next room was also out of control. He got up, picked up the wooden fish on the table, and threw it on the ground.

bang.

The four-eyed priest heard the movement from the next door, and was immediately overjoyed, and began to trick Master Yixiu, either to control Master Yixiu to hit a pillar, or to stab a scarecrow's laughing point with a needle, to pinch his hand with a cabinet door, or Pick up the pliers on the table and pull out the tooth.Master Yixiu was tortured to the point of unspeakable misery, howling again and again.

"Brother, what's the matter, isn't this spell good? It's most suitable for dealing with annoying spirits like the smelly monk." The four-eyed priest said proudly.

Lin Ge nodded affirmatively: "It's really good."

The four-eyed Taoist priest was having fun when he suddenly saw white smoke rising from the top of the scarecrow. Then, the scarecrow fell on the table, no matter how hard the four-eyed Taoist priest tried to cast the spell, the scarecrow did not move.

"Strange. Why is it not moving?"

Lin Ge reminded: "Maybe it was cracked by Master Yixiu."

"Crack it? Just rely on that smelly monk?" Priest Simu obviously didn't believe it.

Lin Ge looked towards the door and said, "Here, it's already here."

As soon as the four-eyed Taoist turned his head, he saw Master Yixiu and his apprentice Qingqing standing at the door, staring at him maliciously and approaching him step by step.

Suddenly, Master Yixiu took out a circular magic vessel with a circle of Buddha cards hanging from his back, and took a picture of the four-eyed Taoist priest. Just as the four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the mirror image in the middle of the magic vessel, he was surprised to find that he I can't move.

Then, the round amulet around the magic weapon turned, and the Taoist priest with four eyes suddenly felt that his soul was about to be sucked in by the magic weapon.

At this time, a yellow talisman flew from the side and stuck it in the center of the magic weapon, blocking the mirror image of the four-eyed priest.After the mirror image was blocked, the four-eyed priest suddenly lost his strength and fell to the ground.

"Master, are you okay?" Jia Le hurried forward and helped the four-eyed priest up.

The yellow talisman was naturally made by Lin Ge. Although he really wanted to see the famous scene where the four-eyed Taoist priest was tricked by Master Yixiu, poured a tank of oil, and said "very oily, very slippery", the fun can be slow. Look slowly, "our own people" must not be bullied by outsiders.

When Lin Ge broke the spell, Master Yixiu was obviously a little displeased: "Master Lin, it was your brother who teased the poor monk first, and now the poor monk seeks justice, is it okay?"

Lin Ge smiled and said: "No problem. Since Master Yixiu wants to seek justice, let's talk about it. He is teasing you, but because you have just passed your ugly time, Master, you start to ring the bell and chant scriptures at midnight. Three or four o'clock, Yin time has not yet passed, you don't sleep, we have to sleep. Disturbing people's dreams is a heinous crime, if it is put in 200 years, it will not be too much to be thrown into the [-]th floor of hell. Don't say he is just teasing you, Even if I beat you face to face, I will give you a hammer..."

Qingqing was furious at Lin Ge's words, and said angrily: "You snakes and rats are a nest!"

"My lord is talking, why would a child get in the way? If you talk nonsense, I'll let you, this peach, never ripen for the rest of your life." Lin Ge stared at her, and Qing Qing was trembling with fright at the moment, unable to speak.

Seeing this, Master Yixiu's expression turned cold, and he said in a deep voice, "So, Taoist Lin, are you sure you want to protect your junior brother today?"

Lin Ge raised his eyebrows: "Is there a problem? We sent a famous guard, so Master Yixiu, are you planning to single out us and one of our factions today, or are we going to single out one of our factions against you? I didn't help him deal with you. Not bad, you actually dare to find a place?"

"Hee hee hee--"

"That's right, it's so noisy, it's fine if I didn't demolish your house."

At this time, a little girl's voice sounded behind Lin Ge.

Master Yixiu looked at the sound, his expression froze immediately, and he said angrily: "Spooky! You actually raised little ghosts! Daochang Lin, the way to raise ghosts is not the right way, so don't go astray!"

"Fuck you?" Lin Ge said flatly.

Master Yixiu snorted coldly and said, "Since Daoist Lin is obsessed with your obsession, then blame the poor monk's ruthless subordinates. This little ghost can no longer stay by your side, and let the poor monk chant scriptures to save her."

"Mind your own business!" Lin Ge said coldly.

However, Master Yixiu ignored Lin Ge's obstruction at all, put his hands together, and began to chant scriptures.

"what--"

The little girl immediately fled to the side covering her head, screaming: "Ah, it's so noisy, he's so noisy, uncle, my head is about to explode!"

When Lin Ge heard this, his complexion suddenly became gloomy.

In the movie, Master Yixiu itself is not a pleasing character, but the actors have superb acting skills and play him very pleasingly.

But in the movie, he repeatedly prevented the four-eyed priest from killing the guard who had turned into a zombie, and his teeth itched with anger.As the saying goes, the Virgin is killed first in the last days, and Master Yixiu should be the one who died first.

of course.

Monk, my Buddha is merciful.

However, it is a pity that, except for a certain boss who is really doing practical things, he doesn't like any of the guys in Western Bliss, and he doesn't have much affection for the monk.

Lin Ge grabbed the bowl of chicken blood on the table with his backhand, and splashed it on Master Yixiu's face. Master Yixiu was stunned, and then looked at Lin Ge with a look of astonishment: "Lin Daochang, don't..."

call--

Behind Lin Ge, a dense red mist suddenly burst out, and then several red mirrors appeared behind Master Yixiu and Qingqing.

A pair of pale hands stretched out from the red mirror, grabbed Master Yixiu and Qingqing's necks from behind, and lifted them up.

Lin Ge was stunned for a moment, he didn't let Ou Yongqi make a move at all, but he didn't expect this person to be more angry than him.But it's true, the little girl bear is a bear, you can beat yourself up after closing the door, but others bully you?That must not work!

Fortunately, the ghost sisters have lost consciousness and are locked in the Five Elements and Eight Diagrams plate, while Huang Chang is doing his best to protect Huang Ni's remnant soul, otherwise let the four "sisters" know that the little girl of the TV Five is being bullied. Speaking of Master Yixiu, even if the Burning Lamp Buddha came, he would have to go through two tricks.

Lin Ge said coldly: "Monk, when I was here, whenever I heard a scripture, I would tear down your house and bury you master and disciple."

After finishing speaking, Lin Ge directly asked Ou Yongqi to throw Master Yixiu and Qingqing out of the room.

"Brother...thank you." Daoist Simu was deeply moved when he saw that Lin Ge stood up for him.Thinking back to the days when I was on the mountain, every time I made mistakes, my senior brothers would protect me.

really.

Our faction is to protect our shortcomings.

It's okay for your own people to close the door and fight by themselves, but if outsiders want to bully the people in Maoshan, they have to weigh themselves, whether they can be one enemy and one faction!

　Bosses, Happy Children's Day!Cough, I took the baby out to play today, and I have a vacation, so there is only 5k, forgive me!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)