Chapter 227

"Demon?"

The four-eyed Taoist sniffed and looked around, but he didn't see anything, so he said: "Brother, could it be that you are too nervous?"

Just as he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed across the forest in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, two white silks flew out from the pitch-black forest, and wrapped around the neck of the last zombie, pulling him into the forest.

"The corpse is also stolen?" Seeing this, the Taoist priest with four eyes immediately chased after him in the forest.

Lin Ge raised his hand and threw a burning talisman into the forest, and the yellow talisman ignited with a "chi" sound, instantly illuminating the dark forest.

I saw a woman in white standing on a branch of a big tree surrounded by three people. She waved her hands and controlled Bai Ling to pull the corpse up.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist priest strode forward, jumped up and grabbed the zombie's legs and pulled hard, directly pulling the corpse back.

"If you dare to steal my body, I'll beat you into an idiot!" Daoist Simu rolled up his sleeves, pointed at the woman in white on the tree branch and cursed.

The woman in white saw that the corpse was snatched back by the four-eyed Taoist priest, and in anger, she flew directly towards the four-eyed Taoist priest, pinching his neck with both hands.

The four-eyed Taoist fell back to the ground to escape the attack of the white-clothed woman, and then he jumped up, pulled out the bronze sword on his back, and slashed at the white-clothed woman.

The woman in white only carried out two moves, and the situation turned one-sided in an instant, and she was chased and hacked by the four-eyed Taoist priest.The four-eyed Taoist slashed and kicked his face, showing no signs of pity.

Lin Ge wanted to help at first, but after seeing that the woman in white was too weak and being chased and hacked by the Taoist priest with four eyes, he simply took out a bag of melon seeds and stood aside and started eating.

Seeing that she was no match for the four-eyed Taoist priest, the white-clothed woman jumped into the air. The four-eyed Taoist priest thought she was going to escape, but only heard the sound of "shua, shua, shua" clothes being torn, and her fairy-like white clothes automatically After disintegration, the positions that should be revealed and should not be revealed are revealed one after another.

The woman in white fell from the sky, showing her big white legs, lying on the ground, posing in a charming pose.

"Wow, you want to seduce me, so you can't look at it!" said the four-eyed priest, turning his head away.

I saw the woman in white raised her hand enchantingly, and blew a kiss to the four-eyed Taoist priest, and then a large bubble flew towards the four-eyed Taoist priest.

"Wow, it smells so good."

Lin Ge squatted aside eating melon seeds and looked at the white-clothed woman: "This aunt, who are you? Are you cute? If the vixen are all of your quality, then don't do business."

"Senior brother, she kissed me. It made my heart thump and thump." The four-eyed priest covered his mouth, looked in the direction of the vixen, and said pretending to be surprised.

Lin Ge licked melon seeds and raised his eyebrows: "Then for fun?"

"Just for fun." The four-eyed priest covered his thumping heart, nodded seriously, and then looked at the woman in white who kept blowing kisses to him.

"Come here." The woman in white hooked her fingers towards the four-eyed priest.

The four-eyed priest suddenly felt an invisible force, grabbing him in the direction of the woman in white.Then, the girl in white hooked her finger to Lin Ge again: "My lord, you come too."

Lin Ge waved his hands and said in a leisurely tone, "I won't come, I'm afraid that once I come, you will be strangled to death by a pair of hands."

The woman in white:?

Although the woman in white didn't understand what Lin Ge meant, the two stinky Taoist priests in front of her should deal with one first, and then slowly deal with the remaining one.

There is one good looking one left, take it back and play with the sisters slowly.

After the woman in white hooked the four-eyed Taoist past with a sorcery, she hugged the four-eyed Taoist and clasped his head with both hands.

The Taoist priest with four eyes lowered his head and said vaguely, "Wow, it smells so good and warm."

"That's right..." The woman in white raised her hand delicately, supporting the head of the Taoist priest with four eyes, trying to suck in the yang energy.

However, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly raised his head, and saw that he was wearing a pair of glasses with copper coin lenses, and two golden lights shot out from the glasses, directly blinding the eyes of the woman in white.

"what--"

The woman in white screamed and pushed the four-eyed priest away, trying to escape into the woods.

As soon as she stood up, thick brown hair grew on her face, hands, and legs, but she was directly knocked out of her original shape by the blow of the four-eyed Taoist chief.

"Seeing that you look pretty good, I'm just kidding you, and you really take it seriously." After speaking, the Taoist priest with four eyes directly plunged his sword into the vest of the white-clothed woman, killing her.

After the girl in white died, she turned into a brown fur fox more than one meter long.

"Wow, it turned out to be a vixen. No wonder she smells like a vixen. I knew I would stop playing." The priest with four eyes put away his bronze sword and walked towards Lin Ge: "Brother, you should have seen that she was a vixen a long time ago." right?"

"It's not too early, just a little earlier than you." Lin Ge said.

The four-eyed Taoist priest said: "Then don't you remind me that the vixen is the most deceptive. If I fall into the Tao, wouldn't I be dissipated from the Tao?"

Lin Ge stood up and looked at the forest in the distance: "This kind of thing can break your morality, so it doesn't matter to go back and rebuild it again."

"It makes sense. But I don't know why, when you say this, I always want to beat you up." The four-eyed priest said seriously.

Lin Ge: ...

"I forgot to tell you, there should be more than one vixen here, I smell a lot of smells. But if you kill one, I guess the others will not dare to come out." Lin Ge felt that it would be dangerous to continue this topic, Maybe it really stimulated the master's memory to wake him up and beat him up, so it's better to change the subject quickly.

"What's the matter? In this world, all kinds of ghosts and snakes are running around. It's normal to meet a few monsters with no eyes when passing through the woods late at night." Said the four-eyed Taoist priest, and grabbed the fox that was almost caught. Walking zombies are moved back to the team.

"Brother, don't you want to learn the technique of exorcising corpses? Do you want to try it?" Daoist Simu looked at Lin Ge and asked.

The vixen's aura in the forest became weaker. Apparently those vixens saw that their companions were easily killed by the four-eyed Taoist priest, so they gave up their thoughts of attacking and slipped away.

Lin Ge withdrew his gaze and walked towards the four-eyed priest: "Then please give me pointers."

"Brothers, we can't say what to give advice or not to give advice, come here, I say, you can just do it." The four-eyed Taoist priest chased the corpses for a day, and he wanted to fish for a long time.

And Lin Ge just wanted to learn the technique of expelling corpses, so he took this opportunity to try.

"The yin people go on the road, and the yang people avoid it." Taoist Simu sprinkled out a handful of money paper, and then stuffed the copper bell in his hand into Singer Lin: "Senior brother, it's your turn."

Lin Ge held the bell in one hand and made a formula with the other. According to the method taught by the four-eyed priest, he rang the bell and directed a row of zombies to jump forward.

However, this exorcism technique looks easy, but it is very troublesome to use. First, you need to guide the zombies with a copper bell, and second, you need to use spiritual energy to control each zombie to jump.

Lin Ge saw that it was so easy for the four-eyed Taoist priest to drive away the corpses, but he ended up doing it himself. The zombies scattered after a few jumps, and jumped in all directions.

Every time Lin Ge was deflated, he could see that the four-eyed Taoist priest was in a good mood.It wasn't until dawn that Lin Ge finally drove the ten zombies to their destination with the help of the four-eyed priest.

Pointing to the two houses in the distance, Taoist Simu said: "The one on the left is my home. There are no people living in this area for tens of miles. One person covers a mountain, and it is clean."

"Go. Go in." After Simu Taoist assisted Lin Ge to drive the zombies into the yard, he saw that the door was closed, and stepped forward a little strangely: "Didn't Jia Le keep the door? Why did you lock the door? out?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest knocked on the door, but there was no response from inside. He directly reached out and pierced the white paper on the broken door, and opened the door to see a man in a white heart and shorts lying on a chair, sleeping soundly.

Seeing this, Daoist Simu gritted his teeth and said, "I let you stay at the door, you are sleeping here."

As he said that, he quietly closed the door, picked up a dozen pieces of wood cut into a foot length from the corner, and returned them to the hands of the zombies. One zombie sent one.

"What are you planning to do?" Lin Ge obviously knew what was going to happen next, but in order to see a famous scene, he asked knowingly.

Simu Daochang said coldly: "This little bastard locked me out, and I slept comfortably inside. I must teach him a lesson."

"Oh, then be careful not to be tricked by yourself." Lin Ge reminded kindly.

The four-eyed Taoist said: "I am so wise and powerful, how can I be cheated?"

After finishing speaking, the Taoist priest with four eyes lit three sticks of incense, held up the formula, and danced in front of the zombie: "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the walking corpse has spirit, and the walking corpse has sex. Hit, call 'Ya' and beat, 'Oops' is the order!"

After Lin Ge learned the technique of expelling corpses, he knew that this was the Maoshan technique to let the zombies write down the password code, which was similar to the whistle when training a dog.

The reason why the zombies were able to control the actions of the zombies through the copper bells was that the zombies remembered the "copper bells" as a code.

"Listen to my orders!" Daoist Four Eyes made a gesture, and all the zombies holding wooden sticks raised their hands.

Seeing this, Daoist Simu ran to the side of the water tank, picked up a log cover and a ceramic basin, put the basin on the cover, put it on his head and ran back.

"Try the power first."

"oops!"

Daoist Simu let out a soft cry, and the ten zombies immediately threw the wooden pipes in their hands at him, smashing the ceramic basin on top of his head to pieces.

However, the four-eyed priest was still happy, but Lin Ge had already seen the direction of the main house, and a figure disappeared in a flash through the crack of the door paper that was pierced by the four-eyed priest.

Apparently, the "conspiracy" of Taoist Simu has been discovered by Jiale.

Daoist Simu drove the zombies into the main house, but seeing Jia Le still lying on the couch, he sneered and made the zombies form a circle, and then hit Jia Le with a stick.

Jia Le was sweating coldly from the pain, but he tightly covered his mouth and didn't make a sound.

Daoist Simu was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect that Jia Le didn't respond when he hit so hard, he immediately raised his stick to hit you again, and said at the same time: "Oh, you don't call it when you hit you so hard, look at me I beat you so loudly!"

However, he didn't notice that when he said the word "Oops", the surrounding zombies had already turned to face him. As soon as he raised his stick, the sticks of the zombies rained down like raindrops.

Bang bang bang!
"oops!"

Bang bang bang!
"oops!"

"oops!"

The louder the four-eyed Taoist yelled, the more intense the zombies fought.Standing at the door and watching, Lin Ge suddenly felt the joy of being chased away last night and being laughed at by the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Nibbling.

Nibbling.

Lin Ge was eating melon seeds, and couldn't help but say, "Sure enough, the movie is only as exciting as watching it live."

Jia Le couldn't bear to see his master being beaten up by zombies, so he rushed forward and covered the mouth of the four-eyed priest: "Master, stop saying those two words, or these zombies will beat you to death. "

After the four-eyed priest didn't say "oops", the zombies stopped moving.

"What are the two words?" Daoist Simu asked, pushing away Jia Le's hand.

Jia Le obviously hadn't realized that Taoist Simu was setting him up, so he subconsciously said, "Oh, it's the 'a', you can't say it!"

"Can't you say it?" Daoist Four Eyes suddenly reached out his hand, and a thousand-year-old fingertip pierced Jiale's red heart, causing Jiale to yell "Oops" and jumped up.

"oops!"

Jia Le was sapped by ten zombies, quickly covered his mouth, then ran to the door, mouthed "Oops", and led the zombies into the morgue.

The four-eyed Taoist rubbed his head and stood up: "You are smart."

From the side, a faint sentence came: "Look, what I said, I reminded you not to fool yourself."

Looking at Lin Ge with four eyes, he said, "What kind of pitfall is there? I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, but this little wooden stick can hurt me? Just kidding."

The four-eyed Taoist walked towards the door with his head held high and his chest held high, as if the bruises on his body were all right, but just after reciting Lin Ge, his entire face wrinkled in pain.

"Brother... let's go, I'll introduce Jia Le to you." The Taoist with four eyes gasped in pain, but still maintained a normal tone.

On the other side, after Jia Le introduced the zombies into the morgue, he picked up the formula, picked up the copper bell on the square table in the middle, and put a cover on the yellow talisman on the side, covered a yellow talisman, and put it on the candle beside it Ignite: "If the order is the order, forget the 'oops', the bell is the number!"

After casting the spell, there was a sound of "Kang Bang Bang", all the sticks in the zombie's hands fell to the ground, and the zombie stood still.

Jiale took a look at these zombies, shook his head angrily, walked over to pick up the zombies, put them down in a corner, and complained: "Oh, my master just likes to do this kind of thing. Beating me to death is fair and aboveboard, so why be sneaky. Fortunately, I saw it secretly, otherwise I would have been beaten black and blue by you big brothers."

However, Jia Le kept his head down to move the zombies, and he didn't notice that the Taoist with four eyes and Lin Ge entered the house.

"Damn, why is it so heavy. I don't know if it will be so heavy after Master dies in the future. No, Master is so mean, he must be sick and skinny before he dies."

Just as Jia Le put the "corpse" down, his eyes met with his four eyes, he was so startled that he couldn't speak, and begged for mercy with a bitter face: "Master..."

The four-eyed Taoist priest raised his hands, stretched Jia Le's face with both hands, twisted it in a circle, and said through gritted teeth, "You are so good, Master loves you so much!"

The four-eyed priest grabbed Jia Le by the ear, and pulled him to Lin Ge: "Call Master."

"Master... Uncle? So young?" Jia Le said in surprise.

The Taoist priest with four eyes slapped Jia Le on the forehead, and said angrily: "There is no learning before and after, and those who have mastered it first, haven't you heard of it? Hurry up and call."

"Uncle." Jia Le called out respectfully.

Lin Ge pretended to take things out of the travel bag, but actually took out a set of equipment such as a bronze sword and a gossip mirror from the [Inventory] and gave them to Jia Le as a meeting gift.

Lin Ge had several nephews, but Jia Le gave the most meeting gifts, because strictly speaking, Jia Le's inheritance might be Chen You.

Of course, this is just speculation, but it's rare to meet an apprentice who can see it, so it doesn't hurt to give some greetings, after all, this thing is not worth much.

Lin Ge recalled when Ah Chu and Xiao Hai brought out the two big boxes of enchanting equipment, and thought that Taoist Master Simu was so stingy, so he couldn't let Jia Le tie himself for a while, right?

Sure enough, when Jia Le saw a lot of equipment sent by Lin Ge, his eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise, "Master, are these all for me?"

"Of course." Lin Ge replied with a smile.

Just as Jia Le was about to take over, Daoist Simu slapped him on the hand: "Senior brother, what are you doing with so many things for children? It's expensive, take them back quickly."

Seeing Jia Le's pitiful appearance, Lin Ge shoved the things into his arms: "Yesterday you taught me how to exorcise corpses by hand, and if you said it would cost you, you'd be fine."

Priest Simu couldn't refuse Lin Ge's kindness, so he slapped Jia Le on the back of the head and reprimanded him, "Thank you uncle well."

"Thank you Uncle." Although Jia Le was being beaten, his face was full of smiles.

After leaving the morgue, Jia Le went to fiddle with the equipment, while Taoist Simu led Lin Ge to the room where the portrait of the patriarch was hung, and picked up a fist-sized copper bell from the altar.

"Senior Brother, this is the soul-suppressing bell. You can use it to exorcise evil spirits and dispel the evil spirits from Old Master Ren's corpse, but it's unknown if it can break the curse."

Lin Ge took the copper bell and looked it over, and found that the copper bell gave him the same feeling as his five elements and eight trigrams plate, and they were all A-level spiritual weapons.

Lin Ge and Taoist Simu were chatting about the soul-suppressing bell in the room, but they heard Jia Le shouting outside: "Master, Master Yixiu has come to see you."

Then, Jiale ran in from outside the house.

"What are you shouting for?" The four-eyed priest glared at him angrily.

Jia Le smiled awkwardly, and said: "Master, Master Yixiu and his apprentice Qingqing came back a few days ago, and have always wanted to visit you, but you are not at home. Now that you are back, I came to see you."

"Look at me? Look at me, I think he's watching how long I'll be dead." The Taoist Master Simu and Master Yixiu are old enemies, and when they heard the name, they couldn't beat each other.

"Tell him, I'm not here." The four-eyed Taoist coldly snorted.

Carol:  …

"Who's not at home?" At this moment, a slightly teasing voice came from the door.

Lin Ge followed the voice and saw Yan Chixia, who had changed into a monk outfit and shaved off her beard, and a well-behaved girl with an immature peach came into the room.

The four-eyed Taoist muttered next to Lin Ge's ear: "This stinky monk is so annoying, he obviously doesn't want to see him, but he keeps trying to get up to him."

"What are you doing?" Taoist Master Simu walked up to the monk and asked in a very aggressive tone.

Master Yixiu didn't care, and introduced to the girl beside him with a smile: "Qingqing, this is Taoist Master Four Eyes, hurry up, and meet Taoist Priest."

"Master."

"Ah."

Qingqing looked at the four-eyed priest and asked Master Yixiu: "Master, is he the four-eyed priest you often mention to me?"

"Yes." Master Yixiu nodded.

The Taoist priest with four eyes raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are you talking about me again?"

Master Yixiu flirted with Qingqing, Qingqing immediately understood, stepped forward and said: "Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright, you will kill demons and eliminate demons all your life, you would rather kill the wrong than let them go, and treat your disciple meticulously, even if you did something wrong, Neither hitting nor scolding, just saying 'I love you to death'."

Lin Ge: ...I would rather kill the wrong than let it go, is this also a compliment?

Priest Simu snorted disdainfully, and said, "You are more likable than your master. Smelly monk, this is my senior brother, Lin Ge."

Master Yixiu put his palms together and respected Lin Ge: "Master Lin."

"Master Yixiu." Lin Ge returned the salute with the seal of Taoism.

The four-eyed priest couldn't see that Lin Ge gave Master Yixiu a good face, he squinted at Master Yixiu, and pouted at the tea table beside him: "Sit down and drink tea. Senior brother, please sit down."

After Lin Ge and Master Yixiu sat down, Taoist Simu first poured a cup of tea for Lin Ge, and then poured a cup for Master Yixiu with a look of disgust: "Drink tea."

Lin Ge saw that the two men were at war, their eyes seemed to spew out fire to burn each other to death, so he quickly picked up the teacup and moved the chair away from the tea table.

Seeing this, Jia Le hurriedly hid far away, leaving only Qingqing standing there with a puzzled expression.

As soon as Master Yixiu reached out to bring the tea, Taoist Simu held the teacup and pressed his wrist, and said in a cold voice, "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you had gone to the Western Paradise."

Master Yixiu tried his best to raise his hand, and the two of them competed with each other: "I have been there, but they asked me to take you with me, can you go?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest pressed Master Yixiu's hand with all his strength, even blushing, and said word by word: "Go, you, lord."

"My uncle has already gone, and I'm waiting for you now." Master Yixiu also blushed, showing how much effort the two of them had put into their hands.

Suddenly, the two let go of their hands at the same time, and one of the two teacups flew to the left and the other to the right.

Lin Ge on the left was drinking tea calmly. The black umbrella flew up to him and opened it with a swipe, blocking out the teacup and water.

Qingqing on the other side was not so lucky. Not only was she hit directly on the forehead by the teacup, she was also splashed all over by the water, and she jumped to the side screaming.

Daoist Simu and Master Yixiu had no teacups in their hands, and each of them pushed one side of the tea table, as if trying to push the other away. The two pushed the table and lifted it off the ground, still trying to compete.

Jia Le was afraid that the two would fight, so he quickly slipped behind Lin Ge: "Master, don't you think of a way to stop them?"

Lin Ge sipped tea comfortably: "This is so interesting, what a dark scene. By the way, are they usually this boring? Fighting and fighting all day?"

Jia Le: ... Good guy, this uncle is also a watcher who doesn't think it's a big deal.

"Almost. Once they fight, I will not have a good life. Uncle, think of a way, otherwise it will be very difficult to deal with it in a while." Jiale said with a bitter face.

With a loud bang, the table was directly broken by the power of Master Yixiu and Daoist Simu, and broke into several pieces.

"You pay me the table." Daoist Simu said angrily.

"You targeted me first, since I can't afford it, then I won't play with you." Master Yixiu said, called Qingqing, and left.

The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the backs of the two leaving, snorted coldly, and said to Lin Ge: "This monk recites scriptures every day before dawn, and the noise is annoying to death."

Jia Le said from the side: "You have been arguing for decades, so it's better than reading..."

"Huh?" The four-eyed Taoist raised his eyebrows, and looked at Jia Le with unfriendly eyes. Jia Le quickly shut up, and retreated carefully behind Lin Ge.

Simu Taoist saw that it was getting late, so he said to Lin Ge: "Brother, it's getting late, and it's not too late to send the soul-relief bell to you this night, why don't you just rest here for a night and leave early tomorrow morning? "

"Alright."

(End of this chapter)

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