Sweeping the Infinity from Apprenticeship to Chen You

Chapter 229 Poor and incompetent, killed by zombies

Chapter 229 Poor and Incompetent, Being Killed by Zombies...

"what--"

The four-eyed Taoist priest stood at the door and propped himself up. He has moved here for more than ten years. During the time when Master Yixiu was at home, he never had a good night's sleep.

The four-eyed priest looked forward, and happened to meet Master Yixiu and Qingqing who came out of the opposite room. The four-eyed priest raised his eyebrows proudly, and said with a smile: "Good morning, monk."

Master Yixiu was thrown out of the house by Lin Ge last night, his face was on the ground, with a large bruise on the left side of his face, he glanced at the four-eyed Taoist priest, and said nothing.

Master Yixiu was deflated, and Dao Priest Four Eyes felt extremely comfortable.

At this time, Lin Ge came out from the back room, said "Morning" to the four-eyed Taoist priest, and then looked to the opposite side. Master Yixiu saw Lin Ge, his face froze, and he walked into the room with a flick of his sleeves.

However, as soon as the two of them reached the door, they saw a loud shout from a distance: "Hurry up."

Several people followed the sound and saw a team coming from a distance. The first few people were wearing officers and soldiers uniforms with the word "courage" printed on their chests, each holding a flag.

Behind them, several officers and soldiers carried an uncovered red sedan chair, on which sat a seven or eight-year-old boy in red clothes.

A few men in exotic costumes followed, constantly urging the officers and soldiers to move faster.

At the end of the line, apart from dozens of officers and soldiers, there was also a Taoist priest in a brown Taoist robe. Behind him, several people were pushing a cart with a coffin on it.

"Hey, isn't that Master Qianhe?" Jia Le said when he saw the Taoist priest.

The four-eyed Taoist master saw the appearance of the Taoist priest in the distance, frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Junior Brother Qianhe? How did he come here?"

"Go and have a look." Lin Ge said.

The three walked towards the team of officers and soldiers. Master Yixiu and Qingqing wanted to go back to the house, but when they saw the coffin accompanying the team, they thought about it and followed.

When Daoist Qianhe saw Daoist Simu coming out of the house, his face immediately became happy, and he greeted with a smile: "Senior brother!"

"Brother." After finishing speaking, Daoist Simu introduced Lin Ge to Daoist Qianhe, and said, "Brother, this is Lin Ge from Nanmao Gezu's lineage, Brother Lin."

Daoist Qianhe was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, he didn't expect this "senior brother" to be so young, but the "senior brother" called by Daoist Simu didn't force him at all, so he stopped entangled and formed a Dao seal, Greeting Lin Ge with a smile: "Brother, please take care of me."

"Junior brother." Lin Ge bowed back with a seal.

At this time, Master Yixiu stepped forward to say hello: "Master Qianhe, long time no see. Amitabha."

"Master Yixiu." Daoist Qianhe was greeting with a smile, but noticed the wound on Master Yixiu's face, and asked curiously: "Master Yixiu, the injury on your face..."

Master Yixiu sighed: "Oh. Last night's skills were inferior to others. I failed to defeat demons and demons. I suffered a small injury. It's not a problem, it's not a problem."

Lin Ge: ... Heh.Unexpectedly, this stinky monk has a lot of eccentric skills.

"So don't keep knocking on scriptures and chanting Buddha, practice your skills more when you have nothing to do, especially keep your eyes open, don't look at everything as a demon and ghost. The so-called appearance is born from the heart, the environment changes with the heart, and everything is born from the heart. What is in your heart? , What you see is what it is. It’s a monster at every turn, maybe there is a monster living in your heart?" Lin Ge said lightly, talking about sophistry, he can fool Master Yixiu's Buddha heart.

Master Yixiu was stunned when he heard the words, and seemed to be thinking about whether he was reckless last night. After all, Lin Ge and Taoist Master Simu are both "Taoist priests". How can Taoists not understand the dangers of being with ghosts?
"Hey, hey, what are you doing here?" At this moment, the sissy man beside the sedan chair wearing exotic clothes, wearing a headscarf and holding a white silk scarf asked loudly.

Taoist Master Qianhe turned around and said, "Wu Shilang, let me borrow some glutinous rice from my brother."

"Glutinous rice? What are you using this thing for? Have we made you hungry?" the sissy said quite dissatisfied.

Lin Ge was in a delicate mood when he saw the sissy at this time. After all, the charterer was still on the set of "Mr. Zombie" next door, playing the role of the old man lying in the coffin. The face is really weird.

So the main god is really an "AI", and everything can be generated automatically, regardless of whether there will be conflicts, bugs or something?

At this time, the little boy on the sedan chair said: "Wu Shilang, why don't we rest here for a while."

As soon as the little boy opened his mouth, Wu Shilang immediately changed his acrimonious appearance, and hurriedly said to the surrounding officers and soldiers: "Have you heard that, just rest here, let go, let go."

When the officers and soldiers carrying the sedan chair heard the words, they put down the sedan chair.

"Jia Le, go and get glutinous rice for Master Uncle." After finishing speaking, Taoist Master Simu looked at the coffin on the cart not far away, and walked over.

The golden coffin was covered with a red cloth, and the whole thing was wrapped in a net shape with a rope as thick as a finger. Seeing this, the Taoist priest with four eyes frowned and said, "The net of the ink bucket in the golden coffin with copper horns, could it be that there is..."

Priest Qianhe nodded, and said in a deep voice, "That's right, there are zombies inside."

"Then why don't you burn him and take him around?" Taoist Simu asked puzzledly, it couldn't be the same as the corpse of Old Master Ren, what curse needs to be lifted before it can be cremated, right?
Daoist Qianhe explained: "This zombie belongs to the royal family in the frontier and cannot be burned. We must transport it back to the capital as soon as possible and wait for the emperor to send it."

Simu Daoist said: "Then junior brother, you'd better remove the tent above, so that the coffin can receive more sunlight and reduce some corpse gas."

Daoist Qianhe went up to him and said in a low voice: "Alas. How could I not know that more exposure to sunlight can reduce the breath of the dead. It's just that you don't know, senior brother, that dog-legged Wu Shilang, relying on being the prince's cronies, always pointing fingers at us. It is said that there are people holding umbrellas wherever the royal family went when they were alive, and they cannot be neglected after death."

Lin Ge said from the side: "It's simple, you go and tell Nawu Shilang, according to our Taoist theory, if the royal family absorbs more sunlight after death, when they are reincarnated and born, there will be a vision from the sky, and the golden light protects the body. Can kill evil and not invade, soar to prosperity."

Priest Qianhe was stunned: "Our Taoists still have this kind of saying?"

"No, I made it up." Lin Ge replied honestly.

Daoist Qianhe:  …

Master Yixiu said from the side: "Mr. Lin, how can you lie with words, the poor monk thinks this is inappropriate, after all, lies will be exposed one day..."

"Shut up." Lin Ge glared at him. Now that he is annoyed by this smelly monk, he can immediately understand that the four-eyed priest in the movie has no good temper every time he sees Master Yixiu.

Daoist Qianhe thought for a while, and then communicated with Nawu Shilang in the way Lin Ge said, but he didn't expect that the other party immediately agreed to let them dismantle the tent on the car.

When Daoist Qianhe came back, he happened to see Lin Ge stuffing a lucky star made of yellow talismans into the four corners of the coffin. He immediately understood that Lin Ge was setting up formations for him to prevent the zombies from increasing their aura.

"Thank you, Brother Lin." Daoist Qianhe thanked Lin Ge respectfully.

Lin Ge said: "It's easy to do. However, although the sun is shining brightly now, the weather is unpredictable. Since the coffin is tied with ink fountain thread, we must take measures to prevent rain."

"Senior brother understands."

At this time, Jia Le ran over from the side: "Uncle Shi, you want glutinous rice."

Daoist Qianhe took the glutinous rice, looked at Daoist Simu and said, "Brother, thank you."

"You're welcome, I hope you don't need this bag of glutinous rice." Daoist Simu said, "You must pay more attention to safety when you take zombies on the road."

"I see."

The two were chatting, Wu Shilang's sissy voice urged: "Hey, hey, we're still chatting, hurry up, it's time to leave, hurry up, leave!"

While speaking, he greeted the officers and soldiers to set off.

Daoist Qianhe sighed, and said to Daoist Simu and Lin Ge, "Senior Brother, Brother Lin, then I'll go first, and we will meet later."

"There will be a period later."

"There will be a period later."

The officers and soldiers set off again, and Jia Le looked at the golden coffin passing by, and couldn't help sighing: "This coffin is so beautiful, it must be very valuable."

"Of course, it's made of gold." The four-eyed priest replied.

"In the future, if I have the opportunity, I will work hard to make money and buy a pair of exactly the same ones to honor Master and you old man." Jia Le said seriously.

The Taoist priest with four eyes slapped Jia Le on the back of the head, and scolded: "You wish for me to die, don't you?"

"No way, I want to honor you." Jia Le said aggrievedly.

Lin Ge looked thoughtfully at the leaving team of Daoist Qianhe. He checked the coffin just now. He didn't know if it was the reason for the coffin or the ink fountain thread had really worked. It is the lowest level of hairless stiffness, which is far from flying stiffness.

With the strength of Daoist Qianhe, it is unreasonable that he can't even deal with this level of zombies.

"Brother, what's the matter?" Seeing Lin Ge's sad face, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help asking.

Lin Ge said: "It's okay, let's go back."

"Brother, are you going back to Renjia Village today?" asked the Taoist priest with four eyes.

Lin Ge said, "No, we'll talk about it after tonight."

……

……

……

When it was getting dark, Daoist Qianhe saw the sky was covered with dark clouds, and remembering Lin Ge's words, he suggested to Wu Shilang to set up camp on the spot and continue on the road tomorrow.

However, Wu Shilang thought that if he delayed the trip any longer, he would not be able to arrive in the capital within the time limit set by the emperor, so he forced him to continue on his way.

Unexpectedly, it didn't take long to walk, there were lightning and thunder in the sky, the wind was strong, and suddenly there was a heavy rainstorm.

Wu Shilang was drenched instantly, anxious, and shouted to the people around him: "What are you doing in a daze, set up camp, set up camp."

Daoist Qianhe saw the heavy rain washing over the coffin, and the ink fountain thread had already begun to come off, so he rushed forward and said to Wu Shilang, "Wu Shilang, after the first camp is up, let the coffin go in first!"

"Why?" Wu Shilang asked.

Priest Qianhe said anxiously: "The ink fountain line has started to lose ink, if this continues, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it down..."

"Can't hold it down? Then what do you want you to do if you can't hold it down? No, just stay there. With such a heavy rain, brother 71 must be allowed to advance first." Wu Shilang ignored Daoist Qianhe and went to let the officers and soldiers Carry the sedan chair into the tent.

Daoist Qianhe saw that the ink fountain line was getting weaker and weaker, and he was very anxious. He regretted that he didn't listen to Senior Brother Lin's words and prepare for the rain in advance.

After waiting for 2 minutes, the second tent was set up. Seeing this, Daoist Qianhe immediately shouted to the people next to him: "Come and help, push the coffin in."

Several officers and soldiers stepped forward to help the four disciples of Taoist Master Qianhe push the cart together, but as soon as the officers and soldiers started pushing the cart, a bolt of lightning struck the coffin, and there was a loud bang, and all the officers and soldiers were blown out.

crunch.

crunch.

crunch.

Suddenly, with a strange sound, the lid of the coffin was slowly pushed upwards, and the ink fountain thread wrapped around the coffin shone with golden light, but it still couldn't resist the force inside, and several strands were broken in a row. .

"Bring the rope, hurry up!" Daoist Qianhe urged.

Qianhe's disciple immediately ran to get the rope, and at this time, the zombie in the coffin had already lifted the lid by a palm's height. Seeing this, Qianhe Daochang leaped onto the coffin and sat cross-legged.

"Quick, rope!"

Qianhe's disciple threw him a rope as thick as an arm, and cooperated with him to tie the coffin with a thick rope.However, the zombie inside the coffin was originally of royal blood, and had the energy of dragon veins to protect the body, but after the corpse was transformed, the dragon energy turned into corpse energy. At this time, it was struck by lightning again, and it directly turned into a flying zombie!
Hearing a loud bang, even though he was bound by the thick hemp rope, the flying stiffness inside suddenly exploded, directly hitting the coffin lid, and Daoist Qianhe, who was sitting on the coffin lid, also flew out in response to the sound.

At this time, the four corners of the coffin suddenly lit up with a burst of golden light, forming four beams of light, converging and landing in the sky, forming a cover to cover the coffin.

The spell cast by Lin Ge took effect, covering the coffin lid for Taoist Qianhe, and at the same time temporarily suppressing the zombies.

Daoist Qianhe just took this opportunity to get up, took out the mahogany sword and inserted the yellow talisman, just about to cast a spell, but the yellow talisman was washed away by the heavy rain and couldn't ignite at all.

The zombie in the coffin stood up straight with a "chuckle", pushed forward with both hands, smashed the golden cover abruptly, then jumped up, flew towards the officers and soldiers below, grabbed it and gnawed it.

"What's the matter, why is there so much noise outside?" Wu Shilang lifted the curtain, only to see the zombie sucking blood, and immediately ran back to the tent screaming in fright.

Daoist Qianhe and Dooming Disciple at the side immediately formed an formation to attack the zombies, but he was no match for Flying Zombie, just a few moves, his body was covered in bruises.

"Let's go. Let's go." Daoist Qianhe tried his best to block Fei Zang and let his disciple run away.

"Master, if you don't leave, we won't leave either!" The four disciples of Taoist Master Qianhe stood in a row with him, facing the flying stiff, without retreating at all: "Good and evil are opposites, and we will fight for life!"

"Okay! Let's go together!" Daoist Qianhe attacked again with his sword. However, due to the heavy rain, the most effective fire spells against zombies were not effective at all, so his strength was greatly reduced, and the four disciples, Not to mention, there is almost no resistance in front of Flying Zombie.

In the nick of time, Daoist Qianhe pushed away a disciple who was almost bitten by Fei Zhan's neck, but he raised his hand to block Fei Zhan's attack, and was directly pierced with several bloody blood holes by Fei Zhan's sharp claws.

Daoist Qianhe couldn't stop Fei Zang at all, so he could only fight while retreating. In less than a stick of incense, most of the people in the camp died tragically at Fei Zang's hands.

Fei Zang rushed into the tent, and was about to attack Brother 71, when suddenly a black umbrella flew from outside the tent and blocked Brother 71.

Opening and closing the black umbrella, he directly "enclosed" Brother 71 and took him out of the tent.

Fei Zang roared angrily, and rushed towards the door, but just as he knocked open the curtain, a sledgehammer hit his face head-on, and with a bang, he was thrown back into the tent.

"Tsk, I said it's so strange. It turns out that you have to be struck by lightning to become stiff. I don't know if you are in collusion with those coquettish foxes..." Lin Ge stood at the door of the tent, throwing a bag behind him. There are six brown-fur foxes strung together with ropes.

Originally, Lin Ge followed Qianhe's team not long after they set off. I don't know if it was because of the "interference of the main god's plot" or if it was just a coincidence.

It was clear that Qianhe's team had just passed the road, and as soon as Lin Ge went, a few little monsters jumped out to block the road. As soon as they were cleared, there was another burst of fog.

In the mist, there are fox monsters making trouble again.

Fortunately, Lin Ge has double pupils and heavenly eyes, and can see through all obstacles. Otherwise, he would go blind all the way, and I am afraid that Qianhe's group will be wiped out and he will not be able to save it in time.

"The Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth is the root of all energy."

"..."

"The body has golden light, reflecting my body."

"..."

"Golden light appears quickly, covering the real person."

Golden Light Curse, open!

Lin Ge opened his golden body in an instant, rushed into the camp with a sledgehammer in his hand, and fought Fei Zang directly in the body of Daofu.

Of course, Lin Ge was not fighting alone.

With the help of the black umbrella on one side, Ou Yongqi's ghost domain to protect, and the little girl who was holding the brown bear and ghost on the side and clapping her hands to cheer up, Lin Ge became more and more fierce and courageous with the hammer!
Outside the tent, Daoist Qianhe and his four disciples, who came to help, saw Lin Ge holding a big hammer and chasing the flying hammer. They didn't know how to describe their feelings at this time.

Although the battle situation was not one-sided, Fei Zhuang also relied on his invulnerable body to fight back against Lin Ge's attack.But it wasn't Lin Ge that was difficult to deal with, but the red mist surrounding him. Wherever Flying Zombie attacked, the red mist would condense into a red mirror to block his attack.

Lin Ge was like a zombie wearing a red mist armor, invulnerable to swords and guns, purely physical attacks.

"Brother, I'll help you!" Daoist Qianhe was already covered in bruises, but he couldn't just stand by and watch when Lin Ge dealt with the zombies.

As soon as Daoist Qianhe stepped forward, Lin Ge dragged him by the collar and threw him back to the four apprentices: "You four, take care of your master. If you are injured, why do you help, just stay and go."

Lin Ge hammered his hands loudly, and no matter how powerful the zombies were, they couldn't break through his double defenses. Both sides were invulnerable, and they fell into a stalemate for a while.

"what!"

Lin Ge slapped his forehead, and suddenly said: "I'm sorry, I'm addicted to the ghost hammer recently, and I forgot to deal with invulnerable zombies like you. I can't do physics, and I still have magic damage!"

As soon as the words fell, the giant hammers in both hands turned into white light and disappeared. Then, Lin Ge swung his right hand, and with a burst of red light, the magic weapon fire sign appeared in his hand.

Lin Ge raised his left hand again, and a black token with the words "Black Impermanence Envoy" appeared: "Your physical defense is high, and I don't believe in magic defense is also high!"

Lin Ge held both token fire sticks, stepped forward, dodged Fei Zang's pounce, and slapped Fei Zang's face with the fire stick with his backhand.

"laugh--"

The moment the torch touched Feizhi's face, there was a burning sound and white smoke rose, burning the invulnerable body.

Lin Ge then used the token of "Hei Wuchang Envoy" to swipe Fei Zang away. Daoist Qianhe and the five of them were stunned by this scene.

Although what this senior brother (junior uncle) said is difficult to understand, and he seems to have some mental problems, but this is too strong, can one person "play" and fly stiff?
After being struck by lightning, the flying zombie had already become a spirit. With consciousness, after just a few minutes of fighting, he knew that he was not Lin Ge's opponent at all. With a leap, he tore through the top of the tent and flew out.

Daoist Qianhe said anxiously: "Brother, he wants to escape!"

"Thank you, I saw it. It's normal to fly." Lin Ge took the torch and tapped on the token. He felt a little regretful that the trident hadn't been repaired yet. .

However, Flying Zombie is not so much about flying as it is about jumping high and far. He jumped with all his strength and can fly at least ten meters away. From this point of view, it is no problem to "fly".

However, just a few meters above Fei Zhan's tent, a cloud of red mist suddenly appeared around him, and then condensed into a red mirror directly above him.

With a "bang", Fei Zang bumped into several mirrors in a row, and was actually "photographed" by the red mirror from the air.

Resolutely landing, Lin Ge had already rushed up, holding the fire sign tokens and punching Fei Zong fiercely.Fire sticks and tokens are surprisingly effective against targets with negative attributes. After taking random shots, the zombie's face was completely changed, as if it had been scorched by a fire.

However, this also highlights how high Feizhi's defense is from the side. Lin Ge's hands are so soft after being drawn, and the stiff "zombie flesh" on Feizhi's body is pumped into a paste. This guy can still "jump alive" to fight back !

Fei Zang jumped up again and wanted to distance himself from Lin Ge, but this time Lin Ge was already prepared, he stepped on the red mirror beside him, and almost jumped out of the tent together with Fei Zhan. Dadong rushed out, and with the help of Ou Yongqi Hongjing, Lin Ge's speed was even faster!
Snapped!
Lin Ge slapped his palms together, and when he pulled them apart, there was already a flash of lightning, and then he slapped his palms towards the flying stiff Tianling Gai: "Look at my merciful and compassionate palms!"

Snapped!
Fei Zang was slapped back to the ground by Lin Ge's slap. Lin Ge leaped, jumped directly from the air, and stepped on Fei Zang. First, he slapped "Lightning and Thunder Fist" directly on his face, and pushed Fei Zang back to the ground. , then took out a bronze sword, thrust it into the zombie's mouth, and pressed both palms on the bronze sword at the same time.

The lightning in his hand crackled and flashed, along with the bronze sword and rainwater, it instantly penetrated into Fei Zang's mouth, causing his body to crack and explode!

In the end, Lin Ge held the "Black Impermanence Envoy Token" in both hands, and slammed into the center of Fei Zang's eyebrows, piercing through his head in an instant!
"scold!"

Lin Ge followed up with another tactic, directly blowing off Fei Zang's entire head, killing him.Then he reached out and grabbed the thumb-sized "origin" inside Fei Zombie.

[Complete the side story "Uncle Zombie", kill the final boss "Royal Zombie", reward 5000 reincarnation points, and equipment exchange coupon (level c) x1. 】

After finishing off the zombies, Lin Ge got up and walked towards Daoist Qianhe, looked at the cheap junior who was being supported by four apprentices, and asked, "How are you?"

Daoist Qianhe glanced at the wound on his arm, and sighed: "The poor are incompetent, and they were killed by zombies..."

"Stop, stop, you weren't bitten by a zombie, you were just scratched. Go back and find your four-eyed senior brother. If you can't, your ninth senior brother may be saved." Lin Ge thought, since in the movie, Uncle Jiu can cure the disease with glutinous rice. Well, Wen Cai, who was also scratched by a zombie, should be able to heal Daoist Qianhe too.

After all, it's rare to get Maoshan F4 together, so it's a pity that Taoist Master Qianhe was "poor and incompetent, and was killed by zombies...uh".

But whether it can be saved or not can only be seen by Simu and Jiushu. Thinking of this, Lin Ge asked the apprentice of Taoist Master Qianhe to bring Brother 71 and the unconscious sissy back to the residence of Taoist Master Simu.

(End of this chapter)

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