i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 23 23. "Why is it so unpalatable."

Lin Li's hair stood on end, his eyes widened instantly, but his pupils constricted instead.

Holding the steel rod tightly, without hesitation, with all the strength in his body, Lin Li swung his head fiercely towards his back the moment he turned his head.

This is no longer the "SpongeBob SquarePants" in his memory, so Lin Li no longer has the shackles that he can't bear to do with these characters.

"Whoosh-"

The steel rod quickly passed across the underwater world, and the sound of breaking water appeared in my ears, and a few small air bubbles floated on the edge of the steel rod.

Nothing hit.

Lin Li bit his lower lip tightly and looked at Boss Xie in front of him.

He was standing at the iron gate, still some distance away from him, so he couldn't hit it naturally.

The smile is wanton and arrogant, and the whole mouth is grinning to an exaggerated degree, making people worry that his mouth will be completely shattered in the next second.

And in his hand, he held an old-fashioned shotgun. The black muzzle pointed directly at his face.

The meaning of his smile probably means: My lord, times have changed.

"I'm sorry, child, I'm standing here, but I haven't reached your side yet. Boss Crab's voice sounds a little different from usual, with a stronger, louder tone, and a trembling end.

He is also crazy.

"Why did you tell him, my real child, you made me lose a lot of fun." Boss Crab looked at Haixing and said dissatisfiedly:
"What I was thinking was that I approached him quietly, and then patted him on the shoulder. The moment he turned his head, I broke one of his arms. Looking at his shocked face, I interrupted him again. One of my feet, hehehe...

At this time, he should have been unable to stand still. I dragged him to Ni's side, and then used my hands, little by little, to saw off his remaining hands and feet.

Oh my god, this kind of picture, I think it's too wonderful even thinking about it, hehe..."

There was a little saliva on the corner of Mr. Crab's mouth.

Starfish, I have lost so much fun because of you. I will double the supply of meatloaf today. At that time, there may be a little bit of pain. Remember to be patient. "

Boss Crab's tongue protruded from between his sharp teeth, rolled over his lips, and spread the saliva stains from the corners of his mouth. With his voice, he looked even more crazy.

"Whatever." On Hai Xing's face, the smile still did not fade away, watching such a scene indifferently, as if it had nothing to do with him, and he didn't care about the so-called pain at all.

"Don't you think it's too disgusting for you to make crab cakes like this. Are you sorry for the residents of Beechburg, Boss Crab?" Lin Li crossed the steel rod and knife in front of him, questioning, while slowly backing away.

Of course, Lin Li didn't intend to use words to influence the villain, he was just buying time and backing away slowly so that at least he could find cover.

"I just want to be delicious, what's wrong with me?

Haven't you seen it yet?Everyone likes delicious crab cakes so much, and I brought them such food, which is obviously a happy thing for everyone, but why did it become 'sorry' when it came to your mouth? "

Boss Xie didn't seem to be in a hurry to kill Lin Li, he put away the muzzle of the gun, leisurely put the shotgun beside him like a crutch, and said casually.

"For the Crab Crab Burger to be delicious enough to earn a lot of money, I have sacrificed everything. Did Haixing tell you? The secret recipe for my meatloaf includes my own meat." Boss Crab tilted his head and looked at Lin Li. .

"If you add that little bit, who are you fooling?" Lin Li didn't answer, but Hai Xing mocked with disdain.

"There's no way around it," Boss Crab shook his head regretfully. "After all, my regenerative ability is not as good as yours. If I added it according to your ratio, I would have died long ago. That's not good."

"Heh," Lin Li sneered, and continued to retreat a small distance, while asking, "Did you do what happened to Karen? Where's the boss, how's it going?"

"Honestly, Lin Li." Boss Xie spread his hands and said in a troubled tone, "I thought that the machine yesterday was completely planned and produced by the ruffian boss. I didn't expect you to participate in it, so I just aimed at him.

I know my old buddy too well to know anything he wants to do.I don't even bother to wait here for him.

He really came here the first time the machine was destroyed by me, walked in unsuspecting, thinking that he was going to get my real secret recipe,
Then I saw Hai Xing, knew the truth of everything, and ran away in panic like a child.

Heh, he also said that he is the most evil person in Beechburg. I can't even accept such a thing. I really look down on him.

If he finds it interesting, maybe I will sit down and cooperate with him to share all this. After all, I am the only one responsible for making the meatloaf, which is still very tiring.

However, his reaction was within my expectations. It can only be said that the ruffian boss did not surprise me. When he arrived here, I went to Haizhiba.

Karen was a good wife, I've always thought so, and I've always thought it a pity to break her.

At first, I just wanted to unplug her, but it suddenly occurred to me that the ruffian boss had nothing to say to her, and she was also one of the insiders, so I had no choice but to be a little more cruel.

So when Karen brought me tea, I gently gave her a little bit to let her have a good rest, and no longer have to face so many troubles. You know, Lin Li, the ruffian boss and Karen are actually not Not very harmonious, I'm helping them. "

As if showing off his achievements, Boss Crab’s voice was full of pride, and he stroked his beard with one hand—or his nose, and with the other hand, he raised his shotgun and made a gesture. He made a smashing movement, as if replicating the situation at that time.

Lin Li recalled the time when Boss Crab went out with the jellyfish net, probably at that time, he went to Haizhiba.

"The ruffian boss hurried home, wanting to find his dear wife, to tell all this, maybe he will find out his conscience later, and then tell the police in Beechburg?

It doesn't matter anymore, because I caught him in the net pocket the moment he entered the door.

SpongeBob SquarePants said that he was No.2 in the Bikini Bottom Catching Jellyfish Contest, hehe, I am still No.1 in the Bikini Bottom Catch the Ruffian Boss Contest.

But it doesn't mean anything, I'm a little sad..."

Speaking of this, Boss Xie's expression returned to calm, his eyes were lowered, and there was a strong sadness in the corners of his eyes, like the reflection of a madman, his conscience discovered.

"My best friend from childhood, I really didn't expect..."

"His taste is so unpalatable! Damn it! I'm sorry for my expectations of him!"

The sadness in the corner of his eyes turned into anger in an instant, Boss Crab raised his shotgun angrily, pointing it at the top of his head:
"bump!"

A black bullet hole appeared in front of the three of them.

"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off! How could it be so unpalatable!" Boss Crab was still chanting, his expression and facial features already deformed.

　The ruffian boss really can't get enough of his teeth.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)