i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 24 24. Jerry's Little Firecracker
Gou Ri's system, you give me back my childhood!
Lin Li cursed angrily in his heart.

After thinking about it, Boss Crab was silent for a while, drooping his head, playing with the shotgun in his hand.

"Since you are also involved in this matter, there is nothing you can do." Boss Xie raised his head, looked at Lin Li who was already far away from him, and said calmly.

"You are Sandy's friend, right? I will go find Sandy after you are done with, you souls, and we can continue to be friends soon.

It's a pity, Sandy is also a loyal customer of Crab Crab Castle, a pretty good person, how could she get involved in such a thing. "

Boss Crab shook his head regretfully, but then smiled again:
"But that's fine, after all, I can try adding human meat and squirrel meat to the crab cake to see how it tastes.

If the taste is good, I can make two limited new products. After all, both of you are bigger than the ruffian boss. It would be a pity if I was the only one to eat it. "

Boss Crab grinned grinningly, and raised the shotgun in his hand again.

"Ah, you who are wearing a diving suit, will you drown in the bottom of the sea if you have a hole in your body, my dear human being, Mr. Lin Li?"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense, it's so noisy, I still want to sleep." Hai Xing said impatiently.

"bump!"

Lin Li subconsciously threw the steel rod in front of him, then moved his body abruptly to one side, and rolled towards the corner at the end of the road, the space where the meat pie machine was stored.

Although it was a bullet on the bottom of the sea, it was the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants" after all. The speed of the bullet was not much slower than when it was in the air. Lin Li could barely catch its afterimage.

But the trajectory of the bullet was very off, Lin Li guessed that even if he didn't dodge, he wouldn't be able to hit him at all.

When he rolled into the corner, Lin Li was overjoyed: Could it be... Boss Crab's marksmanship is as bad as that of a character like Bald Qiang, to the extent that he can't even hit him right in front of him?
"Well!"

The bullet hit.

Starfish spat out a mouthful of rich blue blood, which flowed down his chin and slid onto his stomach with a huge wound.

"Who told you to talk too much?" Boss Crab said with a big laugh, "If you talk too much, I'll hit your head with the next shot!"

"Tch—" Hai Xing sneered nonchalantly.

"bump!"

The bullet hit Starfish's head, leaving a bullet hole, and the edge of the bullet hole was burnt black and scorched due to the high temperature.

"it hurts."

Starfish bared his teeth and trembled all over, then shook his head and poured out the bullets in his head, his calm eyes were full of boredom, he looked at Lin Li who was hiding in the corner in front of him, and raised his zigzag eyebrows:
"Come on, I'm dying of pain."

"It's useless to hide behind the wall, Lin Li, I won't be attacked by you like an idiot, let me guess, are you hiding behind the wall, holding my machete and waiting for me?" ?”

The words full of jokes came from Mr. Crab's mouth, wandering in the cellar.

"He's not, he's..." said Hai Xing who could see Lin Li's movements.

"bump!"

This time the bullet passed directly through Haixing's head, and he didn't need to pour out the casing.

"Ah, it hurts so much, today my recovery speed must be not as good as before."

"It's okay, I don't need you to make meatloaf today. I'm going to suspend business for a day to deal with some things." Boss Crab, who just said that the demand for meatloaf doubled, changed his mind very naturally.

Mr. Crab said with a smile, his footsteps echoed in the cellar.

At this time, Lin Li was searching for this space.

He needs fire.

It may be an option to squat in the corner with a knife, but it is a choice with a high probability of failure.

Lin Li didn't want to take this risk, he still had [Jerry's Little Firecracker] his trump card.

But Lin Li didn't see anything on fire. The footsteps were getting closer and closer. He looked up at Hai Xing and asked:

"Starfish, is there anything here to light a fire?"

"Yes," the drowsy starfish opened his eyes with great effort, looked at the bucket containing the starch, and said, "There is a flamethrower in the bucket, although Mr. Crab eats my meat." Sometimes I like sashimi more, but occasionally I like to bake it.”

"What, Lin Li, do you want to use a musket to deal with the shotgun in my hand? Isn't it a bit too whimsical?" Boss Crab could also hear the conversation between the two, he said with a smile.

Lin Li quickly opened the lid of the vat, and sure enough, besides the spoon and starch, there was also a small musket inside.

God help me too.

Now that there was a fire, Lin Li thought of another method—sprinkling starch into the air and igniting it would cause an explosion.

However, after hesitating for a moment, Lin Li still manifested [Jerry's Little Firecracker] in his hand.

In the unscientific world of the seabed, there are too many uncertainties to use scientific methods to solve problems.

For example, in the requirements of starch explosion, it is dry. In the current situation, is it dry or not dry?
There is only one chance to operate, and the loss outweighs the gain if you fail, not to mention the risk of blowing yourself up.

"Where did you conjure it?" Pai Daxing stared at the [Jerry's Little Firecracker] in Lin Li's hand, as if he couldn't believe the scene, and asked aloud.

"What, show me too?" Boss Crab also asked.

"Okay, let me show you." Lin Li responded, lit the lead wire on it with a spray gun, crouched on the ground, poked his head out and saw Boss Crab's position, threw [Jerry's Little Firecracker] out, and then Quickly got up and ran to the corner.

"Although it's miraculous for you to conjure up this thing, but if you use this to deal with Boss Crab, I think you might as well fight him with a musket."

Hai Xing raised his eyebrows, and after seeing things clearly, he said helplessly.

"Hahahaha-"

Boss Crab, who was still vigilant at first, burst out laughing the moment he saw clearly what was thrown out.

"I thought it was some kind of magical thing, but it turned out that this kind of firecrackers would be disliked by children who see them too small."

Boss Crab walked up to the lit firecracker, picked it up with the two ends of the pliers, held it in his hand, and placed it in front of his eyes.

"Lin Li, do you know? I'm a crab. My shell is a little harder than you want, so I'm not afraid of your knife at all. That's why I don't care if you hide behind the wall."

Mr. Crab said calmly.

"You take this, I really don't know what to say, are you despising me?"

"Hahahaha-"

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

Lin Li huddled in the corner: "..."

He...has a strange face, and he wants to laugh a little bit, but Lin Li is trying his best to hold back.

Your shell is hard enough, there is no problem, but if you can resist the fragmentation grenade with a distance of 0, then there are many copies of this dungeon, he will admit it, he will die.

Originally, Boss Crab could not be seen from his perspective, but Boss Crab's words and deeds at this time are so similar to Tom at that time, the sense of the picture came out all at once.

"Come on, I'll just wait for it to explode in my hand..."

"boom!!!!!"

[Jerry's little firecrackers] exploded.

　tom happy firecrackers

　　
　
(End of this chapter)