i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 22 22. "He's right behind you now."

"Painting Star?!"

Lin Li stared dumbfounded at the face in front of him, and because he was too surprised, he spoke directly.

"You're finally willing to talk, Pai Daxing? It's a very familiar name. The last person called me that." 'Pai Daxing' raised his head, it seemed that the light was a bit dazzling, he didn't quite get used to it, and he lowered his head instantly, at the same time said softly,
"I think you may have misunderstood the person. I don't have a name. You can call me Starfish."

Starfish seemed to want to get up, but the sound of chains rubbing against him sounded in front of him, and then he let go of his vigorous expression, leaning against the wall again:

"It seems to be quite early now, and my legs have not recovered yet."

Lin Li moved the flashlight down a little.

Lin Li frowned fiercely, the picture was somewhat bloody, the starfish in front of him, his hands and feet seemed to have been cut off, and even a huge hole was dug out in his stomach.

His body was full of wounded acne and pustules that had developed, and he looked very disgusting.

Blue blood was continuously flowing out of the wound, staining the entire ground, and even spreading to Lin Li's feet. When he lifted his feet, there would be the sound of the upper of the shoe and the viscous water surface separating.

However, the starfish's powerful self-healing and regeneration ability makes him recover at an extremely fast speed. Whether it is the cross-section of his hands and feet, or his dilapidated stomach, there are fresh flesh and blood wriggling at this moment.

"Do you want to know why I was locked up here?" Hai Xing asked with a smile, blue blood was also overflowing between his teeth.

Lin Li didn't answer. An extremely unacceptable prototype of an answer had already appeared in his mind when all the clues were connected together.

It's just that he still doesn't want to believe the answer in his head.

Didn't you say it was the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants"?Didn't the introduction say that it was only slightly modified?Is this a little bit or a billion bit?Isn't this completely ruining my childhood!
There is a sentence in Lin Li's mind, he doesn't know if he should say it or not.

"Go ahead." Lin Li nodded, but his voice was a bit obscure.

"Have you ever eaten a delicious crab burger?" Hai Xing asked.

"Only took one bite."

"My meat, is it delicious?"

Speaking of this, Hai Xing seemed to have a crazy smile on his face.

"It's not tasty, it's even disgusting.

I finally understood why the Krab Fort I ate was so unpalatable, because it wasn't the Krab Fort in my childhood at all, but your product. "

Lin Li sighed, and the rest of the content was very light, more like talking to himself.

"Not delicious? I thought you would say delicious." Starfish said with a smile, then he looked down at his stomach, "I heard that in this city called Beechburg, everyone I really like crab cakes.

To be honest, I have tasted my own meat out of curiosity. How should I put it, I can’t talk about whether it is delicious or not.

If I don't have hands now, I can show you that scene. "

His two 'newbies', which had just grown out and were a circle smaller than the wound, were trying their best to move towards his stomach, but unfortunately they couldn't touch them.

This starfish gave Lin Li the feeling that he was on the verge of madness, or in other words, he was already crazy, in the midst of this endless torment.

"So you want to say that the meatloaf in the Crab Crab Fort is made from your meat, right?" Lin Li asked.

"It seems that you have also guessed it, of course, and this is not 'I want to say', but 'fact'." Starfish nodded.

"Look over there, there is a machine for making meatloaf." Starfish headed towards a dark area and said.

After walking a few steps away and increasing the distance from the starfish, Lin Li illuminated the area with a flashlight.

"Are you still worried that I'm plotting against you?" Hai Xing's voice was full of mockery, and he noticed Lin Li's caution.

Lin Li didn't care, he focused on the meatloaf making machine.

Mixing machine, conveyor belt, round mold, everything is available.

"Is there electricity and lights here?" Lin Li asked.

"Of course there is. Behind the corner, there is a switch on the wall."

Lin Li found and turned on the switch, there were two in total, one was in charge of lighting, and the other was pressed, and the machine next to it started to run, making a loud noise.

Next to the corner was a vat of starch, leaning on it, and a huge machete. Lin Li stepped forward and took him in his hand. The blue blood on it had dried up and turned black.

"This knife is already very blunt, and it's not sharp at all when cutting my limbs." Noticing Lin Li's action, Hai Xing said calmly, "So sometimes Boss Crab likes to use his pincers to directly cut off my limbs." limbs.

I prefer knives because they are much quicker and less painful than using pliers, so can I trouble you to sharpen this knife for me?In this way, he should use the knife more in the future. "

"How long have you been locked up here." Lin Li didn't respond to the request, but asked instead.

"How long? It's an interesting question," Hai Xing shook his head. He looked at the darkness around him, and then turned his head to look at Lin Li:
"Do you think I have a way to remember in such an environment? How long have I been here? The only creature I can see is Boss Crab, and he doesn't come at a fixed time. Who knows the exact time?" What about the number? Years, decades? Forget it, it doesn’t matter.”

"..."

"The complete secret recipe of meatloaf, do you know?" Without nodding, he still remembered his mission, put away his thoughts, told himself that this was just a system dungeon world, and after adjusting his emotions, he asked.

"Knowing the situation, do you still want to know the secret recipe? Yesterday—probably yesterday, I don't remember very clearly.

The little guy who came, he thought I was the protector of the secret recipe, and threatened me with a gun to tell him, what a stupid and cute guy.

Then after I told him the real situation, he ran away in panic. "

Hai Xing shook his head and spoke slowly, as if recalling the encounter with the ruffian boss.

"Is it a tall, green plankton?"

"That's right." Starfish nodded.

"What happened to him after that?"

"I don't know. I haven't seen him since I ran out. If you see him, say hello to him for me." Hai Xing seemed to think about it again, and added: "If he is still alive."

"So, the real recipe for meatloaf, including its proportions, do you know?"

"I know, Boss Crab often says in front of me, 70% my meat, 29.9% starch, 0.1% Boss Crab's meat, plus a little bit of coral crushed to enhance the taste, it's as simple as that."

Starfish didn't cover up, but said frankly.

Lin Li is planning to verify with the system.

"Did you know?" Hai Xing laughed maniacally and spoke at the same time, attracting Lin Li's attention.

"what."

"I suddenly remembered that Boss Crab installed a sensor here, so he knew you were here."

Lin Li's expression froze.

"Do you still know?"

"what."

"Why do I suddenly think of it now? Hahahahaha—" Haixing continued.

"because--"

"He's right behind you now."

Hai Xing tilted his head, so crazy that he couldn't see his rational eyes, he was staring at Lin Li's... back.

[Absurdity: 50%]

　He is a starfish, not Pai Daxing.

　　How could I be willing to persecute President Pai?

　　Speaking of the back, I remembered a horror story I heard when I was very young, "Back to back, is it comfortable?" "

　　Very short, but amazing my childhood!

　　This is the py I cheated today!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)