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Chapter 562 I'm Fang Chan's Agency
"Unfamiliar ceiling..."

Looking at the pure white and flawless ceiling in front of him, his hands were in plaster, his neck was forcibly fixed by the braces, and Fang Chan, who was completely immobile, had a blank mind.

At this time, although Fang Chan’s intermediary has returned to his consciousness and barely opened his eyes, his ego, id, and superego are still unable to coordinate with each other and talk to each other, like three same people of different ages, They dislike each other and want to slap each other in the face.

Superego: "Hey, wake up, you've been asleep for too long. Wake up and beat that damned hit-and-run driver to death..."

Self: "What?"

Self: "I feel it, it's very comfortable to lie down, just lie down..."

Self: "Oh, no, what's your situation?"

Ego: "Uh, what am I?"

Superego: "Oh, don't do this!. Hurry up and go through your memory bank and find out who you are, we have a lot of work to do."

My id: "What are you thinking about so much? Why don't you stop doing it? How comfortable it is to lie down."

Superego: "You fuck me up..."

self:"……"

Self: "What is this all about?! Forget it, skip this question first, what are you guys?"

Self: "I am your 'self' is the most primitive and true you, you can understand it as wild."

Superego: "I am your 'superego', you who are separated from all sensibility in your consciousness, you can understand it as your divinity, don't worry, you are neither schizophrenic nor crazy, we are you."

self:"……"

Self: "Okay then, what's the situation now? I remember a big pink cat..."

"Fang Chan intermediary, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become Horse Monkey Shochu? If you are willing to become Horse Monkey Shochu, I can fulfill your wish..."

Self: "Ah, yes, that's right, that's the voice, the lines are correct, and Fang Chan's intermediary, damn, who named this? Such a brainless..."

self:"……"

Self: "By the way, who was talking just now?"

Self: "I don't know, I'm too lazy to guess..."

Superego: "It's not me, the voice is outside."

……

At this moment in the ward...

Looking at Fang Chan lying on the bed with a lack of self-awareness, a strange-looking big pink cat floats in mid-air, condescendingly looking down at Fang Chan Jiejie below, the soft but very uncomfortable voice is still in the room reverberate among.

"Fang Chan intermediary, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become Horse Monkey Shochu? If you are willing to become Horse Monkey Shochu, I can fulfill your wish..."

"As long as your wish is fulfilled, you can return to normal, return to a normal life, and return to their side..."

Looking at the inexplicable voices from the outside world, the self who can barely see the outside world through his eyes in his consciousness is stunned.

But before he could ask anything, my self, who had always been very salty, became a little irritable. He seemed to be stimulated by something, and his original attitude of lying flat made a 360-degree turn. He said angrily: "I know what you want to ask, go check the memory yourself, and wake up quickly!!!"

self:"?!"

Superego: "The 'self' has been separated for too long, and the cognition of the self has begun to blur. Go and recall, if any one of the three of us is missing, I will not call it me."

self:"……"

Although the ego is still somewhat confused, when the superego and the id are forced to reach a consensus due to the external environment, the memory is still quickly unfolding in front of the ego.

Id, Superego: "Remember, you are"

With the reminder of the homology of "Three I", 'Fang Chan Intermediary' began to recall.

There seems to be overwhelming memories rushing in, like a tide, as if they have been lurking all the time, just waiting for someone to order...

Numerous images flashed through my mind like a slide show, and Fang Chan's agent once again lived through his two lives...

A babbling baby, a not-so-satisfactory but barely happy childhood, a youthful junior high school, an intense high school, an endless university of physiology, pharmacology and pathology, an exciting postgraduate entrance examination, and...

Traveling without warning...

Turning around again, the gifted early childhood, the rise of a genius who wants to learn novels, the traumatic childhood, the bad boyhood, the cultivated youth, and...

That call from another world...

Memories are like a revolving lantern, it seems that there are many things, and the process is very locked, but in fact, no matter how lost, the self is still the self. After the picture disappears, the self returns instantly and understands everything...

Superego: "They are all me."

Id: "They were me."

Self: "They are a part of me, whether it is Xiao Yiren or Fang Chan's agency, they are all me..."

Self: "Alright, since we understand everything, let's do it!"

Superego: "Do it!"

Self: "Okay! Do it!"

In the next moment, Fang Chanjie, who was still dying on the hospital bed, jumped up from the hospital bed, and the plaster and fixed brackets that were originally restrained on the body were directly stretched by his unreasonable violence.

Fang Chan intermediary stood on top of his hospital bed in a daze, surrounded by white plaster, bandages and plastic brackets.

The noise produced by the broken support of these things is abnormally harsh in the quiet hospital. The doctors and nurses who approached almost instantly ran towards this side in a hurry. The sparse footsteps, even in the room, Fang Chan's agent could hear it clearly.

Just as panicked as the doctors and nurses was the little pink beast in the room that kept threatening Fang Chan's ears.

Seeing Fang Chanjie, who suddenly jumped up from the hospital bed, and his broken body returned to normal, the face of this pink kitten named Qiubi, who didn't know whether to call it cute or stiff, suddenly showed a touch of A look of astonishment.

But this expression was fleeting, and soon Chubby returned to normal, and continued to speak to Fang Chan's agency, telling what he had been muttering in Fang Chan's ear before.

"Young man, do you want to become a horse monkey shochu? You are the most qualified person I have ever seen. If you are willing to become a horse monkey shochu, I will fulfill one of your wishes. If you want to hug left and right, there is no problem with beautiful women like clouds." , even if you become the master of the earth, it is possible..."

Facing Chubby's temptation, Fang Chan intermediary stood motionless and didn't speak. Several voices in his mind were still making the final rendering, and the spirit was in the final coordination.

The three consciousnesses reprimanded Chubby for his hypocrisy, for deceiving his child bride-in-law, and for the pain he would bring to the girls around him.

Amid reprimands, Fang Chan's agent recalled the scenes of raising girls by himself, and also remembered the scene of girls dying tragically in an anime...

Immediately, the three major consciousnesses completed the final coordination, and the superego and id regained their original consciousness with the ego, and issued the final judgment on Chubby...

"death penalty!!!"

"A wish..."

Almost at the moment when Fang Chan's intermediary's will was issued, Fang Chan's intermediary's palm suddenly stretched out like an eagle's claw, and directly pressed the head of the pink cat floating in mid-air against the bastard's mouth. Let him make another sound.

Cupid: "?!"

Don't wait for the reaction of this seemingly cute little beast, which actually has no emotion at all!The intermediary Fang Chan crushed the bastard's head with an almost abnormal wrist force.

Immediately, blood and brains splattered everywhere, and the body, which was not as big as a head, fell directly on the white hospital bed under Fang Chan, leaving a bright red pattern on the white bedcloth.

And at this time, Fang Chan's agency seemed to wake up from a dream, and suddenly let go of his tightly clenched hands, and the figure unconsciously took two steps back, leaning directly against the white wall behind him, standing on the white wall behind him. Two clear bloody handprints were left on the wall...

"Fuck, what did I do?!"

Looking at the big puddle of blood in front of him, and the puddle of mud that would have been impossible to release without a mosaic on the video, Fang Chan's brain was blank, although he didn't have the ruthlessness to crush Qiubi to death in an instant. .

But in an instant, Fang Chan's intermediary turned his attention back, for no reason. He obviously said what happened to him, knowing that you are a kitten, it is easier to surprise people.

"Didn't I...was hit by a car?"

Stretching out his hands to touch his completely bare upper body, looking at the white lime, white bandages, and white plastic brackets scattered under his feet, Fang Chan intermediary looked blank, not understanding what happened?
All of this in front of him is proof that he has been injured, but judging by his current physical condition, he is a cow that can die tens of thousands of times in online articles every year with one punch.

"Masaka!"

As if thinking of some possibility, Fang Chan's astonished expression suddenly became serious.

"Everything in this world has its own talent. The king has the talent of the king, and the waiter has the talent of the waiter."

Whispering silently, Fang Chan intermediary suddenly grasped the wrist of his right hand with his left hand.

"Masaka's large-scale alien world teleporter did not transport me to another world, but inspired my talent of being a king! I have awakened my own power of king!"

Staring at the palm of his right hand with burning eyes, Fang Chan intermediary took a deep breath slowly.

"Then let me try."

The next moment, the body of the nearby Fang Chan intermediary took a strange posture, his arms slowly spread out to the sides, his chin was slowly raised, and a string of English words suddenly flew out of his mouth.

"Why, I've fucked a lot!"

quack-

A bunch of crows flew over Fang Chan's head, the hospital clock was still beating and beating, and nothing happened...

The intermediary Fang Chan retracted his arms very quickly, and he sat down on his hospital bed, rubbing his chin with one hand, as if nothing had happened, as if he wasn't the one who was embarrassing just now Same.

"Isn't it possible? Then get another Felias! (Gold Experience)"

"Krize what a fool! (Crazy Diamond)"

"The Crimson King!"

"Killer Queen!"

"Purple of the Hermit!"

"Ripple sprint..."

After trying for a long time, there was no response, and Fang Chan's agent could only sit back on the bed, not caring about the corpse of Chubby under his buttocks, and just lay there staring at the white ceiling, speechless for a while. ...

"Is it really because of my secondary illness? Or maybe my ability is the same as that of a demihuman, and my physical state is completely reset after death..."

Just when Fang Chan intermediary kept diverging his thinking and thinking about his own possibility...

"Squeak~"

A sound of door panel rubbing suddenly entered Fang Chan's ears and interrupted his thinking, making him involuntarily cast his gaze away.

"Is it finally here? That's right, the commotion just now was so loud and there were so many footsteps, it's a bit unexpected to come so late..."

But at this point, Fang Chan's intermediary paused slightly.

"Yeah, why are you here now?!"

Although the intermediary of the house cicada is not like some visually impaired people or some high-end players who play games, their hearing has developed to a certain extent, and it can be roughly judged by just listening to the footsteps. location time.

But he still has basic common sense. According to the footsteps he heard before, it is unbelievable that the doctor and nurse didn't push the door in within ten seconds.

Before, it was because he focused his attention on other parts, so he didn't feel that there was any problem, but now that he thinks about it carefully, he is terrified!

"There's Chubby and Madoka, could it be a witch?"

"No, not necessarily, who said that the ceiling you see when you wake up after being injured must be the ceiling of your own world hospital? The body is directly repaired as if it were new, maybe you have traveled to another world..."

Almost instantly, Fang Chan intermediary jumped up from his bed again, looking vigilantly at the slowly opening white door, his figure kept retreating, and at the same time subconsciously pinched the pillow on the bed in his hand .

Although this thing cannot be used as a weapon, if something rushes in from outside the door, this pillow may be able to block the sight of the person who comes, or resist the opponent's attack...

Of course, while observing the crack in the door, Fang Chan's agent couldn't help but glance at his trouser legs, and a little regret suddenly appeared in his heart.

You shouldn't be so impulsive, now that you smell blood on your body, what if the thing pushing the door is attracted by the smell of blood?Are you going to take off your pants and run naked?But that seems to be good, maybe I can run faster if I discard the quality of the pants...

Fortunately, things didn't turn out to be the worst. The one who opened the door wasn't some bloodthirsty monster, just a young man with a smile on his face.

Seeing this situation, Fang Chan's agent immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Fang Chan's agency didn't think there was anything extreme about her reaction. After all, some things were not to be afraid of, even if they felt that there was something abnormal, they would at most be regarded as mentally ill. In a bad situation, if you don't prepare well, it can be said that there is no chance of survival at all.

The lesser of two evils collided, and Fang Chan always felt that his choice was the best choice, at least for his own life...

And looking at the Fangchan intermediary who was holding a quilt with his back against the corner and standing facing the door, the young man who walked into the room did not show any contempt for looking crazy, just smiled at him, and then It was the words that were also familiar to Fang Chan's agent.

"Young boy who was seriously injured, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become the light? If you are willing to become the light, I can give you a gift bag for beginners..."

(End of this chapter)