Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 561 The Horse Monkey Shochu Sent by a Large Different World Teleporter

The book world, in a small world with a medieval style...

Seeing the notification tone in the chat group, Xiao Blin, who was chatting casually with other Yiren people in the chat group, couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

But immediately he remembered the world Xiao Yimen lived in and the source of the corresponding achievements and titles.

"The opposite of heaven? Is this what he said before that he created a dark hell in his shrine to accommodate human beings, making the world a paradise?"

"And this human love..."

"Why don't you create a beast class, bear all the despicable pain and bear the beast of the world..."

"Damn, this outrageous thing can really be achieved, without the help of the power in the chat group..."

Outrageous, really outrageous...

Do you think Xiao Yiren would say that?No, of course not, it might be like this to others Xiao Yiren, but to the chat group, Xiao Yiren can only say...

"As expected of me..."

Xiao Yiren didn't wear suspenders for too long in the world of angels.Because although the painting style is quite rustling, the angel in garter stockings is actually a nonsensical and funny anime, and the core is actually still funny under the skin of rustling.

Sex and everything are secondary, the main thing is nonsense.And like SpongeBob SquarePants, this is a world where there are unit dramas outside the main line.

Xiao Yiren even experienced a refresh there.At that time, all the residents of Fallen City turned into zombies, along with two angels and two demon sisters.

Then it was refreshed once and it returned to the original state. Note that this refresh was not done by Xiao Yiren, and he also had a confused face.

For this kind of nonsensical world, Xiao Yiren really can't play. To deal with this kind of world, Da Xiao and Xiao Tailang are more experienced. Xiao Yiren himself should forget it.

So not even staying there.In two weeks, Xiao Yiren ran out with the two devil sisters and came to the new world.

Well, it's still a small world within the big world of the book...

The Book World is such an interesting and diverse world, how could Xiao Yiren leave so casually without an anchor...

Sitting on a reclining chair in the farm, Xiao Yiren held a straw in his mouth, enjoying the drink handed by his demon sister relaxedly and comfortably. The younger sister starts her own show.

According to common sense, Xiao Yiren can use his ability to hold the drink in the air, and it is even more relaxed and comfortable than other people's serving in many cases.

But there are people waiting for you, why do you have to do it yourself?The master is here to relax, not to fight. If he is not being served, why would he run around with these two oil bottles?Are you free?

"Yes, Lord Xiao Yiren, according to my investigation today, I probably understand the general situation of the surrounding area..."

"This continent is called the Cernus Continent by the people here."

"The location of our heart is Eos, the plain in the western part of the Cernus continent."

"According to intelligence, in this area, besides a large number of humans, there are also many subhuman species."

"Human clusters have established seven countries in this area with goddesses as their common beliefs and women as their supreme leaders, but with completely different political systems."

"The seven countries were allied with each other at the beginning of their establishment to jointly suppress the living space of other subhumans."

"This kind of suppression was almost a crushing victory at the very beginning of history. It wasn't until the appearance of a dark elf queen named Orika Diskrentia that integrated all the subhuman races that she successfully blocked the seven country's attack and stabilized the situation..."

"According to the books of some landlords, this confrontation between the two sides has lasted for hundreds of years. So far, large and small wars have been launched, and countless demihumans and humans have been killed and injured..."

Listening to the report of the demon sister Kneesocks, Xiao Yiren touched his chin, showing a confused expression.

"Olica Discrentia? It's a long name, but why does it feel so familiar?"

"And the dark elf queen of the so-called seven countries and the demihuman empire..."

Of course, although Xiao Yiren was thinking, he didn't mean to stop the devil sister. He waved his hand to signal her to continue talking.

Seeing this, the devil sister silently picked up her notebook and continued to report...

"According to the intelligence, the goddesses of the seven countries believe that the queen of the dark elves will experience a period of magic power decline in the near future."

"At the same time, due to the large-scale fighting between the two sides some time ago, the regular forces of both sides have been greatly reduced. Therefore, the Seven Nations Alliance jointly decided to hire the most powerful mercenary group among the Seven Nations to stab into the base camp of the Asian Empire."

"According to the map instructions, our place is one of the series of villages closest to the edge of the demihuman and human battlefields, and it is a link in the route of the mercenary group..."

"According to the people in the village, the mercenary group rested in the village last night and set off again this morning. If there are no other accidents, they should collide with the vanguard of the demihumans tonight..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yiren waved his hand slightly to signal the devil sister to stop talking.

Although the current information is basically only some very general information, if Xiao Yiren is in another world, he may have to recall all kinds of information in his mind about the Neon Different World drama.

After all, just like Xiao Yiren's different world dramas in the years before Xiao Yiren traveled, it was really like toilet paper, a lot of it was smoked.

Reincarnated into a spider in a different world, reincarnated into a lizard with wings in a different world, reincarnated into a jelly in a different world, reincarnated into a skeleton in a different world, reincarnated into a vending machine in a different world can almost be said to be everything.

As for the war between humans and demihumans, that is quite common.

However, if you limit the scope and limit the scope to Lifan, then Xiao Yiren will not be troubled.

Because it's so famous.

However, although Xiao Yiren has seen those things in his previous life, he is not an expert after all. What if there are other similar works?So in order not to cause trouble, Xiao Yiren still raised a question.

"What's the name of that mercenary group? What's the name of the group leader?"

"The group name seems to be some kind of black dog..., as for the group leader, it seems to be...Qiuyue Xiaosan..."

"Black dog? The black beast seems to be right... Hey, wait for Akizuki Takasan???"

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In an unknown world, the earth, neon...

As a densely populated country, traffic has always been the norm in neon.

Under the red sunset, the faces of countless people walking in Mitakihara were covered with red, and the shadows of the city under the setting sun were as slender as black silk.

And on this big road with people coming and going and vehicles coming and going, at a certain moment, a pure white door that looked like a white jade carving and was poured with milk suddenly appeared without any warning.

However, for some reason, the appearance of this door did not disturb any vehicles driving around. It was like a small box on an assembly line. Ordinary cars were still driving on the road without rushing, and even many vehicles Just walked straight through the closed door, as if the door was just a prank made by some boring rich people with high-tech projections.

But it doesn't seem right to say that, because even if it's a prank, it should at least scare people, but when the people around see the scenery here, they all turn their heads as if nothing happened. No one seems to be able to find out...

Of course, not everyone didn't notice the abnormality here. At least one girl with pink hair and double ponytails seemed to have seen the seemingly real and illusory gate here, showing a little surprised expression.

"what is that?"

But the most astonishing thing was yet to come. Behind the jade-like gate, on a zebra crossing passing by, a black-haired boy with earphones also turned his head and looked at himself sideways in astonishment.

He also seemed to have seen the huge white jade gate, and he stood in the middle of the zebra crossing with a dazed expression. It seemed that he was so surprised that he even forgot to continue walking forward. Although his feet still didn't stop, it seemed like space The step generally keeps raising the foot in place, but does not take a step forward.

There is no doubt that it is a very stupid thing to stand in the middle of the zebra crossing in a place full of traffic.

And the teenager is about to pay the price for his mistake.

He didn't even understand why the young man thought about why such a big door suddenly appeared beside him, did he awaken some kind of super power to become that kind of horse monkey shochu?A loud siren sound suddenly reached his ears, the sharp sound pierced his eardrums, and the already chaotic brain of the other boy went blank.

In the next moment, the boy saw a fuel tank truck rushing out of the white gate, the piercing whistle and the sharp tires rubbing against the ground seemed to reveal that he was behind half a second. ending.

"Don't come here ahhhh—"

The boy really wanted to run, but he couldn't. The speed of the truck was beyond the reach of a young high school student.

The young man really wanted to do what those sand sculpture netizens suggested, with a sliding shovel to avoid this large alien world teleporter.

But obviously he can't, all he can do is raise his hand, trying to stop the truck like Superman...

Even for a truck with a speed of only [-] kilometers per hour, it does not take half a second to cross five meters.

But he is not Superman after all, so his end is also obvious...

Fortunately, the pain will be ignored by the brain under extreme injuries.

The young man didn't suffer too much pain, he just flew three to five meters away, and then fell to the ground like a broken doll.

And after the truck hits someone, it must be impossible to stop. Just step on the accelerator and run over the young man. Fortunately, the young man is in a good position, and he was not injured twice by the truck's tires. Passed under the base.

While watching the bed of the truck passing by quickly, the boy didn't have the time to catch the so-called culprit.

The weird twisting of his arms almost made him go into shock, but the little bit of consciousness left still needs to maintain his last bit of decency...

"Are you going to be teleported to another world just like that? Damn it, the loli I just raised. Are you going to give it away like this..."

"And that damned hit-and-run truck driver, when I return from the Dragon King in another world, there's no room for this neon..."

The will is becoming more and more blurred, and the brain's self-protection response is gradually providing danger signals to the teenager, allowing him to quickly enter a dormant state to prevent the brain from being damaged due to excessive information feedback.

But at the moment when his consciousness was about to become completely blurred, the boy seemed to hear something speaking to him.

In a daze, the boy seemed to see that it was a strange pink-white creature...

"What is this a cat? Why is it floating in mid-air? Why do I have the urge to punch him when I see it?"

As the brain's self-feedback gradually weakens, the teenager's self-awareness and superego gradually fade away, the will of the ego gradually occupies the high ground, and the messy thoughts continue to impact the teenager's mind, further blurring his consciousness, unable to concentrate, and getting closer to him. deep sleep...

In a trance, the boy seemed to hear a soft voice calling his name, but he couldn't hear it clearly...

"Fang Chan intermediary, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become Horse Monkey Shochu? If you are willing to become Horse Monkey Shochu, I can fulfill your wish..."

"Mahou shochu? I am a big man, how can I become a horse monkey shochu? Is it really a hallucination?"

"What's the horse monkey shochu? It seems to be Madoka. Sayaka doesn't seem to be, but she seems to be a witch..."

"By the way, what is a witch..."

"The taste of a witch is really good?"

With the current state of Fang Chan's intermediary brain, it is no different from an ordinary brain disabled. The mind in the brain is completely unfocused, lost ego and superego, and the divergent consciousness completely takes away Fang Chan's intermediary self-control ability. Flip, opened his mouth for a long time and only spit out one word.

"I"

But before he could answer any further, he saw a big fight suddenly landed on the head of the big pink cat, and with a slap, he slapped the pink creature suspended in mid-air into the hard road. In the middle, it was directly photographed into a pool of brightly colored meat paste...

Fang Chan's agent: "?!!!"

"Damn it, what grade is recruiting the same person as me? My old man doesn't allow such a powerful thing to exist in my field of vision."

This time it seemed to be a person who made the sound, Fang Chan's agency was not very clear, but judging from the outline, it should indeed be a person listening to the voice or a man, but the voice seemed a little familiar, but the voice seemed not as pleasant as Madoka and Sayaka.

"Hehehe, Madoka, my Madoka..."

Well, it's crooked again...

But just when his thoughts were galloping like an alpaca, the man who slapped the unknown pink creature to death and clapped his hands happily turned his eyes back to Fang Chan's intermediary. Similar words came to his ears again.

"Young boy who was seriously injured, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become the light? If you are willing to become the light, I can give you a gift bag for beginners..."

(End of this chapter)