Yiren's non-human chat group

"That is to say, a different kind of anorectal doctor, right? It's not difficult to understand..."

Although he was very nervous at the beginning, after some communication, Fang Chan's agent also calmed down and understood everything he had experienced before...

"What? I've already died once?!"

"That's right, you don't really think that your old rookie body can withstand the collision of a truck, do you?"

Fang Chan's agent: "..."

"But you don't have to worry too much. Although you were knocked out, fortunately that truck didn't crush you a second time, but some skull fractures, intracranial hemorrhage, concussion, internal organs rupture, stomach bleeding, and ribs pierced into the heart , comminuted fractures of the limbs, and hemorrhoids and other fatal injuries, for me, it's just two or three kung fu..."

Fang Chan's agent: "..."

"Hey, wait, nothing else, what the hell are hemorrhoids?!"

Xiao Yiren: "That's because you eat spicy strips all day long and still sit still for a long time. I'll talk about these things later, let me tell you about your current situation first."

Glancing at Fang Chan's intermediary with a blank expression on his face, Xiao Yiren nodded and continued:

"Believe you, I have also discovered your current problem."

"Although I was very timely before and saved your life, the damage to your brain has also brought some harm to your soul..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Fang Chan's agent suddenly remembered the three consciousnesses in his mind that were talking about each other, and suddenly frowned and said:

"Why did this large alien world teleporter hit me into mitosis? I remember hearing three voices in my mind, but I can't remember what they said specifically..."

Hearing this, Fang Chan's agent nodded and continued:

"That's right, that's one of the aftereffects of your being hit by a car. It stands to reason that even if your body is rescued from that kind of injury, your best end will be a vegetable."

"The reason is that the three selves composed of your consciousness were knocked apart, and even the ego almost disappeared directly."

"Fortunately, my first aid measures are very complete, and your self-awareness has been re-sewn."

Speaking of this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but paused slightly, his facial expression was slightly subtle, but he quickly controlled his emotions, and continued to speak:

"However, since it is repaired by external force, there must be some side effects..."

"side effect?!"

Hearing that there might be something wrong with him, Fang Chan's agent was startled, and quickly jumped up from the bed, groping his body up and down to check what's wrong with him.

But when he touched Fang Chan's agency, he felt that something was wrong, and the movements of his hands became slower and slower. Finally, Fang Chan's agency looked at his hands in a daze.

"By the way, have I ever bluffed like this before?"

It was very easy for Fang Chan's agency to come up with his own answer, of course it was not.

Although Fang Chan's intermediary agency didn't take any protagonist template even if they traveled here, if they want to pretend to be a genius, become an idol, or watch social development and try to become a petty bourgeoisie, they are completely fixed in this class and have disappeared for 30 years. Hong got a bad nose, but as a traveler, he didn't have the opportunity, but he still had the mentality.

Over the years, although he has been doing badly all year round, he is still a real talent in school and life.

Although his usual personality is not calm, he will definitely not jump out, but now that he thinks about it carefully, the series of operations he did after he woke up, Fang Chan's agency immediately felt like digging a hole in the ground. The urge to go in.

"Ah, what the hell did I do?! I really want to die!"

And when he reacted, Fang Chan's agent found himself directly under the quilt of the hospital bed, covered his head with a pillow, and pouted his buttocks, full of the style of a funny anime hero.

Fang Chan's agent: "..."

Climbing out of the quilt as if nothing had happened, and throwing the pillow far away, Fang Chan intermediary coughed on the spot, stabilized his state, and then turned his gaze back to Xiao Yiren in front of him and said:

"Okay, I probably understand the situation, so can I still be saved?"

Of course, the calmness of Fang Chan's agency didn't last too long, and the side effects broke out again in the next moment, showing his essence of a funny man.

"I don't want to be a funny guy..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Of course, if there was a way to directly eliminate the side effects, Xiao Yiren would do it directly, so why would he talk such nonsense, so even if this funny guy Xiao Yiren didn't want to be, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.

Fang Chan's agent was very depressed about this, but he had no choice but to accept the reality.

After being severely beaten in reality, and after several years of bad performance and several years of flirting with girls, Fang Chan's agency has long developed a strong heart.

"The funny man is the funny man, at least now that the cheat is in the account, a powerful funny man, can he still be called a funny man? That's obviously impossible."

Of course, Xiao Yiren didn't know Fang Chan's intermediary self-comfort in his heart, otherwise he would definitely complain that a funny man is always a funny man, no matter how powerful he has, he is just a funny man...

……

The process of distributing novice gift packs is always so plain and boring.

The world view of Magical Girl Madoka Magica is actually quite large. Although spell abilities cannot be used here, there are no restrictions on magic doubles and the like.

Therefore, such a wave of Fang Chan's intermediary is really a bloody profit, and it is a humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb.

Of course, although the strength is there, Fang Chan, who still has a mental debuff on his head, obviously still has a lot of problems to solve.

However, the problems that time can solve are not problems, so although the power is limited to a certain extent, Fang Chan's intermediary is still in a very comfortable mood.

"Ripple sprint, substitute, telekinetic ability, magic..."

"It's really suitable for these powers, now I'm really Saigao, you iron duck..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Silently stopping Fang Chan's agent who almost inserted his finger into his temple, Xiao Yiren complained speechlessly:
"I think compared to your own strength, you should get used to your current state."

"Whether it's the ability to substitute or magic. You need to exercise and grow yourself. Although there are magic crystals, life crystals and various life fruits, you have directly stuffed you with an outrageously high foundation. But it doesn't mean that you are really invincible now..."

"At least your brain is still a big weakness of yours right now. If you insert it directly, I can sew it up, but by then, I really can't guarantee your mental state. "

Speaking as if to improve the persuasiveness of his language, Xiao Yiren raised his hand slightly, holding up a long needle that appeared in his hand at some point.

Fang Chan's agent: "..."

Looking at the silver needle, which was about as long as his arm and as thick as a steel bar, Fang Chan intermediary silently lowered his arm, and coughed lightly to show that he understood.

As for this, Xiao Yiren just glanced at him critically, then got up directly, and opened the white jade door behind him.

"Since you have the numbers, I'll go first. The guys like Chubby are still very valuable for research. They have already reached the peak of the single universe civilization, which can just be used as a reference for the Three-Body Problem. We still can't play this kind of stuff that involves diversity."

"The limit of the golden finger in my hand is just a starburst. The special ability of the substitute may be able to affect the universe, but I'm not sure if it will have any effect in this world."

"So the matter about the theory of the ring and the demon flame is up to you to grasp..."

As Xiao Yiren said that, he walked directly into the gate, and of course he did not forget the last one, and made the last instruction.

"Oh, yes, one more thing."

"Regarding your injury, I have helped you correct it. Whether it is in everyone's consciousness or your case report shows that it is only a minor injury."

"Anyway, it's not a big deal. You'll just act in the ward for two days, so I won't have to erase your memories of the car accident one by one. It just so happens that you can manage your mental state well in these few days... "

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing. After you were hit by a car, a little girl with pink ponytails called an ambulance to take you to the hospital. Doctors and nurses were all affected by my consciousness. I won't Pay attention to your affairs, although it can interfere with their consciousness, but you'd better quickly put on a little disguise, don't make it too disobedient..."

After the last sentence, the white gate was completely closed, and slowly disappeared in front of Fang Chan's agent, without a sound, as if it had never appeared before, like a big dream...

However, the power surging in the body tells Fang Chan that all of this is true, whether it is the existence of Xiao Yiren's group or the power he has obtained.

"I always feel a bit like the old man who stuffed the novice gift pack brainlessly at the beginning of the little white article in the previous life. After stuffing it, the protagonist, the invincible old man, just ran away..."

Scratching his head lightly, although Fang Chan's intermediary still complained a little in his heart, his happy mood didn't change at all.

"Hmph, with my ingenuity, I still need to get used to it. It's impossible, absolutely impossible."

"The emperor will always be my intermediary, nothing has changed, just the principle of the circle, just the devil flame..."

"This powerful force is really Saigao, you hi iron duck..."

The words in his mouth stopped halfway, and Fang Chan intermediary slowly retracted his index finger on his temple, falling into deep thought.

"Do I need to see a psychiatrist..."

"By the way, is the girl with pink ponytails Madoka? I didn't expect it to be so coincidental. She is indeed my Madoka, hehehe..."

……

And just when Fang Chan's agency fell into deep self-doubt and all kinds of mental obsession on the hospital bed, a "squeak" when the hinge opened suddenly caught the attention of Fang Chan's agency.

"Is there anything else you need to explain?"

Subconsciously, he thought that Xiao Yiren still had something to explain clearly, so he opened his mouth to ask questions, but before he finished speaking halfway, after seeing the person coming, Xiao Yiren just swallowed the words in his mouth, and then said Show a sunny smile.

"Brother Broker, why don't you take it with you?"

"Arigado, Madoka-san, the doctor said I was only slightly injured, and I'll be fine after staying in the hospital for a while."

That's right, the door that opened this time is not Xiao Yiren's white door of darkness, but the normal door of the hospital, and the official pink double-tailed girl Kamu Madoka enters the door.

Kame Madoka, 14 years old, the protagonist in "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" and its derivative works, is a second-year student at Mitakihara Middle School, an ordinary junior high school student, and serves as the health care committee member of the class.

Xiaoyuan is small and cute, gentle and considerate of her friends.Because of her own potential, she became a magical girl.After becoming a god - the principle of the ring, disappeared in the world.Sayaka and Miki are childhood sweethearts who grew up together, Hitomi and Shizuki are good friends since junior high school, and also one of the loli...

To be honest, the understanding of Fang Chan's agency in "Magic Girl Madoka Magica" is really limited.After all, when he was Xiao Yiren back then, he didn't watch many anime seriously, at most he watched some fans and short videos, so his understanding of this work was really limited.

It can be said that if it wasn't for the subconscious "hero saving the beauty" while shopping when the display was bad, she saved Madoka who would not necessarily be hit by a high-altitude parabolic even if she didn't interfere, and went to the other party's house at the invitation of the other party's parents. As a guest, Fang Chan's agent may not be aware of the world he is in.

But even if he realized it, Fang Chan's agency's understanding of this world was very limited.

For the situation here, he only knows some terms such as Magical Girl, Chubby, Theory of the Circle, Demon Flame, Witch's Night and the corresponding settings, as well as the anti-routine death of this anime. Apart from the popular character's reputation, what kind of plot?What character relationship?Fang Chan's intermediary was really blinded.

Fang Chan's agent also knew the concept that bad things would happen if Madoka became a magical girl, and he didn't know anything else...

I also don't know the time when Madoka's story will start...

So even knowing that Madoka was only 11 years old at that time, Fang Chan's agency was still not at ease, after all, who said 12 years old can't be a magical girl.

God knows how frightened Fang Chan's agent was in those years, running to Xiao Yuan's house every three days, for fear that one day a big pink and white cat would pop out from somewhere, and then the loli he raised would die suddenly on the spot. Then a lot of ambiguous witches directly took their own lives...

However, there is only a thousand days to be a thief, and there is no one to guard against a thief. Therefore, after the initial period of panic, Fang Chan's agency began to instill everything in fate into this girl who had gradually become acquainted in the previous constant contact. The gift has long been secretly marked with values ​​such as price.

It can be said that Fangchan's agency has done everything an ordinary person can do in recent years.After all, if this can't stop Chubby from turning Madoka into a magical girl, what else can Fangchan intermediary say? Didn't Xiaomeiyan become dazed into a demon because of this matter?

Fang Chan intermediaries an ordinary person to be able to do this is already his limit, he can't lock Xiaoyuan in the basement, let's say that this operation is too cruel...

"But it's different now, Madoka will be protected by me!"

(End of this chapter)