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Chapter 43 Magic Dragon (Large Jellyfish)
"Gululululu, puff~"

"what?!"

"It works, come and send a big star, and do it again."

"Gululululu~, puff~"

"Wow……"

Her eyes widened, and she quickly scanned the surroundings. Only then did the Black Knight version of Sandy remember the current situation, and said excitedly:

"Oh, what? You saved me?"

Sandy in the Black Knight version glanced around Xiao Yiren, Pai Daxing and Brother Octopus, and finally fixed her gaze on the protagonist SpongeBob SquarePants, then jumped up from the ground and half-kneeled in front of SpongeBob SquarePants, showing great respect The ground said:

"Oh, dear SpongeBob SquarePants knight, you defeated me and saved my life. I now declare my allegiance to you and help you defeat the vicious old witch. As long as you teach me your unique moves, karate ..."

"What, you said karate! Cough~"

SpongeBob SquarePants still looked like that, when they heard karate, they jumped up excitedly, and slapped Brother Squidward on the head.

then……

Brother Octopus: "Ahh~"

Looking at Brother Octopus who was divided into two halves from the middle, still expressionless, and called like a formality, Xiao Yiren felt extremely helpless.

Sometimes people will have an illusion - I am always out of tune with this world because I am not perverted enough...

Although there is a suspicion of lack of self-knowledge in these words, after all, your perversion is beyond your imagination...

But Xiao Yiren has to sigh, the degree of perversion in the world is also beyond your imagination.

……

The rest of the journey didn't have any twists and turns.

Sandy, the version of the black knight, led the way, and they entered the castle almost without hindrance.

but……

"How can this damn spiral staircase be so high?"

Supporting the wall with one hand, Xiao Yiren panted heavily, looked at Pai Daxing who was already lying on the ground behind him out of breath, and looked up again. SpongeBob SquarePants, who stopped climbing, and Sandy, the version of the black knight who climbed up, were in the same situation, constantly chanting, frantically expressing their inner dissatisfaction.

"Don't compare with animals, I'm a scientist, if my scientific tools are useful here, no..."

Thinking of this, Xiao Yiren's eyes lit up slightly, pickles were sprayed out of the RPG, even if mayonnaise was sprayed out of the revolver, then this weapon is indeed useless.

What about aircraft?
Even if the jetpack sprays ketchup, in the funny anime, he should be able to fly, right?
Xiao Yiren took out a jet pack from his red envelope, put it on his back very skillfully, and then turned on the switch.

next moment……

"Whoosh~"

Following a sudden flash of red light, the pink figure standing in place disappeared immediately.

And Pai Daxing, who was lying on the ground, felt that his forehead seemed to be cool.

Stretch out your hand, dip a little, and stuff it into your mouth.

"Ah, ketchup..."

……

at the same time.

With the help of Xiao Yiren's thinking and picking out things, SpongeBob SquarePants and Sandy have already arrived on the roof of the castle.

The wizard version of the ruffian boss, the devil boss old witch: "The kingdom will soon be mine. Mine—— Mine!!!"

The princess version of the whale Zhenzhen: "Ahhhhhhhh——"

And when the wizard version of the ruffian boss laughed wantonly, SpongeBob SquarePants finally came to the top of the building and shouted as loudly as possible:
"Catch! The devil's old witch, huh... it's over! Huh... let Princess Zhenzhen go, huh..."

Just listening to his panting voice, it really didn't have any shocking effect.

"The prophecy has come true..."

But Princess Zhenzhen, who was suspended in the air, completely ignored these things and shouted happily.

"Huh~ We're here to save you, Zhenzhen... Huh~, I'm so exhausted, can you give me a glass of water first?"

"Sparkling water or mineral water?"

Very unscientifically, he pulled out two [-]cm long water bottles from his one centimeter body, and then saw SpongeBob SquarePants stretching out his hands, the wizard version of the ruffian boss threw the bottles back, loudly laughed:
"I lied to you, hahaha..."

"Ahhh - you are really the worst, most evil, most annoying wizard in the Kingdom of Beechburg..."

Saying that, SpongeBob SquarePants' original white eyeballs were covered with a layer of bloodshot eyes. He raised his yellow fist high and shouted:

"Just obediently be destroyed by me."

Looking at the appearance of SpongeBob SquarePants, the boss of the wizard version said that he was not afraid at all. He stretched out his arms as thin as hair and waved at SpongeBob SquarePants. He really looked like a big star. .

"Let the horse come here, kid..."

"Ahhh-"

Hearing the provocation, SpongeBob SquarePants directly raised his fist, opened his mouth and roared, and rushed towards the ruffian boss.

But not two steps.

Hearing a "snap", SpongeBob felt as if he had stepped on a piece of chewing gum stuck to the ground, and then realized that the provocative figure had disappeared, so he quickly applied the foot brake, slid a position on the spot, and turned around. , Only then did he discover the green figure that had been trampled to the ground.

"Haha, sorry, I didn't notice you, you are too young..."

"Yi ah~ hehe..."

Hearing SpongeBob SquarePants' words, the ruffian boss felt insulted, put his hands on the ground, and directly recovered himself from the flat state, and finally stood still immediately, waving his hands directly to SpongeBob SquarePants.

In an instant, a slender blue lightning flew out of his hand, and flew straight towards SpongeBob's armpit.

"Oh~hahahaha, don't make trouble, itch~itch! Don't, don't, hahaha..."

At first, SpongeBob was a little surprised when he saw the blue light in the hands of the ruffian boss, but before he could dodge, the attack came to him, but to his surprise, this move didn't do any damage, but made His whole body was numb and itchy, which made him laugh outright.

But this kind of laughter didn't last long, and the appearance of a red lightning stopped everything in an instant.

"Ahhh-"

His whole body was scorched black, and he sat on the ground breathing black smoke from his mouth. SpongeBob hadn't recovered from what happened just now.

But Boss Pi didn't seem to react for a while, looked at his hands, and said "Wow", and then found himself in a shadow. When he looked up, it turned out that his magic dragon (giant jellyfish) had returned .

"Hahaha, yes, that's it, kill them, Demon Dragon, hahahaha, as I said, the kingdom will be mine, mine! My, mine, mine!!!..."

(End of this chapter)