Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 42 Medieval SpongeBob SquarePants

On the other side, the Gryffindor girls' bedroom.

"Ah Qiu~"

Xiao Yiren, who was sleeping on the floor, sneezed something wrong.

Gently rubbing his nose with the meat pad, and glanced at Hermione who was sleeping soundly on the bed, Xiao Yiren showed a very unhappy expression.

"Damn little Hermione, I saved a disaster for you. You treat me like this and don't even let me go to bed."

But there was nothing to be upset about. Hermione hadn't fully fallen asleep yet, and if she went up by herself, she would definitely be woken up.

But this sneeze directly knocked out Xiao Yiren's drowsiness, his tail wobbled left and right, but he just couldn't fall asleep.

"Forget it, let's see what these guys are talking about in the chat group..."

……

Pai Daxiao: "Fuck, shit, help me, help... ヽ(＊｀Д)ノ"

Pai Daxiao: "Ah, my ass... ╰(‵ ′)╯゜"

Mao Yiren: "???"

Xiao Tailang: "???"

Xiao Xingxing: "???"

Xiao Xingxing: "@派大萧, what's your situation? Is the smart coral brain fed to the dog? He looks like he's bluffing, what about the super technology you rubbed out?"

Mao Yiren: "+1"

Xiao Tailang: "+1"

Pai Daxiao: "Don't fucking talk to me here. It's not like you don't know the piss of the unit drama. The power of the high-tech weapons I made fluctuates. Fuck, who knows that it's useless here It's..."

SpongeBob World.

In front of the dark castle of the old wizard.

Working hard to put his body together, Xiao Yiren glanced at some RPGs that had been sliced ​​into cakes next to him, expressing that he didn't want to talk.

He knows that in each scenario, the power of his technology is different.

Just like in the Flying Dutchman before, the earth-destroying bomb he made in SpongeBob SquarePants on the Moon was cut into a dog.

Originally, the terrifying power that directly blew up the entire earth (although the No. 13-second screen flicker was completely restored), in this chapter, even the pineapple house was not blown up, which is outrageous.

According to that chapter, high-tech weapons can at least be used.

Who would have thought that in this damn unit drama, his RPG rocket launcher made of steel feels like a biscuit, yes, the dark knight Sandy in front of him poked a piece with his sword when he cut off the RPG launcher , and said it was unpalatable, so it’s outrageous, Xiao Yiren is the burger chef of Crab Crab Burger second only to SpongeBob SquarePants...

Although there are only two chefs for Crab Crab Burger.

Pai Daxiao: "@全球, which one of you has cold weapons and cold weapon proficiency skills? Hurry up and send me a copy, shit, I used to rely too much on technology..."

Thinking of the experience along the way, Pai Daxiao felt very speechless.

At first, Pai Daxing and SpongeBob SquarePants dragged him to some kind of ghost kingdom arena, and then he said that he wanted a warrior to fight as soon as he entered the door.

Of course, if that's all, Xiao Yiren can accept it, after all, there is indeed this episode in the memory of his previous life.

But why did these two neurotic duels insist on pulling him down?It's fine if you pull it down. In the original book, shouldn't the two seahorses bump into each other, throwing SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing away?

Why in the end, the two bastards rushed towards him together?

The relationship is to engage him first, and then engage each other.

Of course, no matter what happened at that time, Xiao Yiren has nothing to do now that he is here anyway.

Of course, at this point, Xiao Yiren is not very worried.

After all, his high-tech weapons saved in the red envelopes of the chat group, which would not disappear with the world refresh, gave him absolute confidence in this medieval world.

Ghosts can be immune to bombs, but these guys won't. As long as they are here, no matter how hard they are, where can they go?
It is precisely because of this self-confidence that Xiao Yiren hardly took anything except a necessary helmet when he went to the weapon store.

But the facts showed that Xiao Yiren was wrong, outrageously wrong.

What comes out of a laser gun is ketchup, what comes out of an RPG is mayonnaise, what comes out of a pistol is pickles, and what comes out of a bomb is sliced ​​onions.

Nima, it’s targeted, right? It’s not like this.

Xiao Yiren even had reason to believe that his conceited and arrogant performance just now was probably manipulated by the story.

After all, even if that thing is not needed, the possibility of Xiao Yiren, who is a prostitute, giving up is not very high. After all, leaving him here won't take up much space, and a red envelope for himself is over.

"That's right, it must be the damned will of the world that influenced my choice..."

With some resentment, he glanced at the bazooka with only one handle left, Xiao Yiren hid his entire body behind a stone, and then pieced together his body that had been cut into several sections.

"No, I have to save face..."

With eyes full of fire, he took out a bright silver sword from the red envelope, pulled down his helmet with a wave, jumped onto the huge boulder that concealed his figure, and rushed into the battlefield when he saw the right time.

"Wave!!!!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, stop..."

……

The battle was quite fierce. Everyone was beaten head-on, tail-to-tail. The blades, fists and feet were all wrapped in smoke and dust, and even the few people who fought didn't know what they were fighting. Who.

When the battle circle parted, Xiao Yiren almost took off an arm of the clown version of Squidward with a sword, while SpongeBob SquarePants was hacked into a cloud of smoke. As for Pai Daxing, that guy grabbed his leg and was Beat it.

"Cough cough cough~"

Obviously, the dust raised by the battle just now choked this Black Knight version of Sandy, and now she can't keep her eyes open, coughing constantly, and the debris of SpongeBob SquarePants is all over her body.

And when she opened her eyes, SpongeBob SquarePants who had been chopped into dust had fully recovered, and her little yellow hand was like a machete.

The Black Knight version of Sandy naturally blocked it with his hands, and was finally shot flying out without any surprise, hitting a big rock, with erratic eyes, and lost consciousness in a trance.

(End of this chapter)