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Chapter 44 The ending of funny anime is always rough

"Yes, yes, kill them, child..."

Looking at the medieval Sandy who jumped on the top of the dragon's head, was caught by the pink tentacles after a couple of crazy flat A's, and fell off in seconds, forming a black adventure group of medieval Sandy, SpongeBob was a little scared in an instant and hid in the corner shivering.

Looking at the scarlet thunder that kept falling like a net, he didn't dare to act rashly at all.

I'm afraid that a bad thunderbolt will hit him, it's really bad.

Of course, what SpongeBob is most worried about now is not his own safety. After all, he is a sponge, and he has not been stung by jellyfish once or twice. This kind of thing is still within the acceptable range.

But, how can my little arms and legs defeat such a powerful "magic dragon"?The strong medieval Sandy was instantly killed by the opponent.

"How do I beat a jellyfish this big?"

As soon as the self-question was over, SpongeBob SquarePants took out the jellyfish net from his pocket as if he was enlightened, and then squatted with his legs slightly, his eyes widened, and his arms thinner than bamboo poles were raised high. The jellyfish net in his hand Swinging left and right, shouting loudly, a posture ready to fight.

And the magic dragon did not show any weakness. Under the command of the boss in the middle ages, the red thunders were entangled like spider webs among the tentacles under the magic dragon. The crackling sound really made the scalp tingle.

And just when the great war was about to start, when SpongeBob SquarePants was about to have an unprecedented powerful collision with the magic dragon...

"touch~"

A huge collision sounded without warning, and unexpectedly, there was also a burst of smoke and gravel splashing everywhere.

The smoke and air bubbles instantly deprived all the view from the top of the castle.

Then SpongeBob felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then the pink viscous jelly fell like rain, and a large ball even directly smeared on the face of Patrick who just walked out of the stairs licking the ketchup.

"Huh? This is? Jellyfish sauce!!! Woooooooooooooooo..."

SpongeBob SquarePants saw the situation here from a distance: "???"

SpongeBob with a face full of question marks stretched out his hand to dip a little of the pink gel-like thing on the ground, put it under his nose and smelled it.

"Hmm, it smells like jellyfish sauce~"

After smelling it, I put it in my mouth and tasted it.

"Well, it tastes like jellyfish sauce~"

After a while, there was only one expression of truth, SpongeBob raised his hands, raised his head and shouted to the sky, completely forgetting his fear just now, shouted, and laughed loudly:

"Oh, this is jellyfish sauce, long live!!! Jellyfish sauce rain..."

And this is Brother Octopus, who has been following Pai Daxing, also came out, a pair of indifferent eyes scanned the red and pink on the ground, and snorted disdainfully.

But before he could say anything, he only heard a "snap", and then he felt the soles of his feet go soft, and the top of his head felt warm, and then he lay down on the ground.

"Hey, it doesn't seem to hurt."

Hearing the voice from above his head, Brother Octopus also understood his current situation, and roared angrily.

"Pai Daxiao, get off me quickly."

And Xiao Yiren, who heard Brother Octopus's voice, also belatedly realized that there was such a thing sitting under his buttocks, and quickly stood up cleverly.

However, the inexplicable heart is quite happy.

At least it doesn't hurt to fall, does it?
However, just when Xiao Yiren was happy, someone beside him became unhappy.

That is the medieval ruffian boss who came to take revenge but was crushed by Xiao Yiren.

"Hey~ I stepped on something dirty."

Somewhat disgusted, he kicked his feet on the ground, Xiao Yiren put his feet away, and stood aside as if nothing had happened.

"Ah, hateful pink starfish, you dare to kill my cutest child, my dragon, my kingdom, my future, I curse you..."

The angry medieval ruffian pulled himself out of the ground, and after recovering his figure, he stared at Xiao Yiren in the distance (for the ruffian) with a gloomy face, roared a few words, and then held two blue thunderbolts in his hands , The whole sea bug suddenly turned into a puff of thick green smoke, which floated to the tip of Xiao Yiren's nose, um, if he had a nose tip.

"Huh? Ah Qiu~ second-hand smoke..."

Because Boss Pi's voice and body are too small, his roar and changes did not attract Xiao Yiren's attention at all. In fact, until the evening, Xiao Yiren was full of food in the castle and was about to share a diamond with other Xiao Yiren. Just found out that I have such a thing.

But to get back to the topic, although the ending was a bit hasty, they had indeed completed the task.

Xiao Yiren looked at SpongeBob SquarePants who was hugging Pai Daxing and eating Crab Crab Fort dipped in jellyfish sauce, then at Brother Octopus who was "Admiring Myself", and the rescued whale Zhenzhen. I always felt a little subtle.

"Speaking of which, how should I go back? Forget it, don't worry about it, wait for the screen to flash tomorrow, and I should be home."

Shrugging helplessly, Xiao Yiren frowned slightly. For some reason, he always felt that there was something extra on his body, and his shoulders were heavy.

"Oh, by the way, the jetpack hasn't been put down yet..."

Putting the aircraft back into the red envelope again, Xiao Yiren scratched his pointed head, talking to himself uncertainly.

"I always feel like I've forgotten something? What is it..."

A small green creature with only one eye roared unwillingly...

……

Pai Daxiao: "Sure enough, the ending of every story is always unexpected. _(:з"∠)_"

Mao Yiren: "Just like me, I thought there would be a wonderful battle, and then a stone killed a giant monster?··*"

Mao Yiren: "Grass endings happen every year, but we have a lot of them. Ignore them and just live heartlessly_(:з"∠)_"

Pai Daxiao: "Almost, who would have thought that a spray-painted backpack sprayed with ketchup and a pointed starfish can directly kill a magic dragon, cough, what about a super-sized jellyfish? (-ι_-)"

Xiao Tailang: "Why can't it work? Big Big Wolf who took my enlargement potion was finally poked by Nuan Yangyang, a newcomer to Yangcun, with a ram's horn, and then smashed through my laboratory again. What did I say?" What. (￣ー￣)”

Xiao Tailang: "I'm used to it now, anyway, it will always be my laboratory that is injured, um~ and Big Big Wolf who repairs the laboratory. –_–"

Mao Yiren: "(￢д￢.)"

Mao Yiren: "The funny world is much more joyful..."

[Panda Ren joins the chat group...]

(End of this chapter)