Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 395 Burdens appear frequently, and the audience laughs out loud (recommended please collect)

Yang Mi thought for a while and replied: "I heard from him that I studied with an old man for a few days before, but he is very smart. It is not too difficult for him to learn cross talk."

Yang Dingbang nodded and praised: "This kid is really amazing!"

At this time, Zhang Xiao on the stage was already getting better.

Continued: "Roast beef, medium rare, medium rare, I can eat whatever I want, and I don't have to worry about cancer. After all, there are no health experts in the primitive society, and no one came out to scare everyone."

"The clothes are also fashionable. Wearing fur in winter, tiger and leopard prints are all real guys. There are no high imitations in primitive society, and apes will not make fakes."

"The sign of ape-man's evolution recognition is that he has learned to fake."

"Hahaha!" The audience at the scene was amused again by Zhang Xiao's metaphor.

Applause, booing, and laughter filled the entire studio.

When the laughter gradually subsided, Zhang Xiao continued: "Don't be embarrassed, everyone is running naked, and don't make fun of anyone."

"If you fall in love with any female ape-man, bake her quick ribs, and I will go back to the cave with you."

"That's a real naked marriage!"

"How many caves do you have under your name, how many javelins do your parents have? You don't need to consider these, as long as the two people are of different genders."

"The only regret is that the lifespan of primitive people is too short. The average age is less than 14 years old. They died without taking the high school entrance examination, which is similar to the lifespan of a dog."

This passage by Zhang Xiao, almost without saying a word, can make everyone laugh once.

"My God, the apes have naked marriages?"

"Returning caves, javelins, what are these things?"

"It's true that you can't take the high school entrance examination at the age of 14."

"I didn't expect Xiaoshen's cross talk skills to be so strong, it's simply too good."

The audience at the scene listened and discussed in low voices.

Backstage Guo Xiaogang pointed to Zhang Xiao on the stage, and said to his apprentices: "All follow Mr. Zhang and study hard. This is the real master of cross talk."

All the apprentices nodded.

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Actually, kittens and puppies are pretty good. They are much happier than us. Speaking of which, I have a very close relationship with animals."

"Why? Because I was delivered by a veterinarian."

"Hahaha~"

When the audience heard this, they burst out laughing. A few girls just finished drinking the water and sprayed it all over their heads.

Didn't the veterinarian scold himself for delivering the baby?
Zhang Xiao continued: "Don't be too happy, because the transportation was inconvenient in those days, and our home was far from the hospital."

"My mother is about to give birth, and my father ran to the veterinary station in front of the house as soon as he was in a hurry. The fat lady is delivering the donkey."

"My dad said, Auntie, my daughter-in-law is about to give birth, so come and see us!"

"The aunt looked at my dad for a full minute, and then asked, what did you marry?"

"Human, can you deliver the baby?"

"So the auntie went to my house, and Chili Kacha took over for me."

"Brother, congratulations to you, it's a male."

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"Pfft!"

"Ha ha!"

"My lord, this is a livestock!"

The audience at the scene laughed from ear to ear.

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Auntie returned to the veterinary station after delivering the baby, and took another look at the little donkey. Well, it couldn't be born, it was suffocated to death."

"That's why my dad often said that my life was exchanged for the life of a donkey."

"Later, whenever people asked me what I belonged to, I said I belonged to the donkey, and I never ate donkey meat, donkey skin donkey-hide gelatin, and donkey rolling."

"One has to know how to be grateful!"

"When we were young, the social atmosphere was different from what it is now. Now that old people fall down on the street, ordinary people dare not help them."

"When we were young, on June [-]st, there were not enough old ladies on the street."

"Because the teacher called us to do good deeds, these children are not hurt, and they know how to help the old lady cross the road. As long as they stop there, a group of children will be dragged to the other side of the road."

"At that time, the old lady had little feet, and she walked over with great effort, and a group of children who came over were carried over."

"The old lady is determined to leave, but wait, the two children were carried over directly by copying their legs."

"The old lady looked at the door of the house with a face of despair, and she couldn't go back for a day. That made people feel so anxious that they fell on the ground and convulsed."

Hearing this, Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian looked at each other, and said, "He's just satirizing the bad atmosphere in the current society!"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "It's amazing. Fortunately, this kid is a movie fan. If he came to the cross talk industry, all of us in Deyunju may not be able to surpass him."

Looking at the audience who were teased by Zhang Xiao, Guo Xiaogang let out a long sigh and said, "In this world, there are really geniuses!"

Just when the two were sighing, Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "It's been a while, more than 20 years have passed, and now my body is no longer able to do it because of filming all the year round."

"Woo~~~" The audience booed collectively.

Who is Zhang Xiao?
The number one master in the world, who can fight dozens of professional fighters by himself, and defeat hundreds of soldiers from the Southeast Military Region, it is a joke for such a person to say that his health is failing.

Zhang Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "What are you talking about? If the show requires it, can't you bear it? Besides, whether I'm in good health or not is none of your business, as long as Mimi knows."

"Bah!" Yang Mi blushed when she heard this.

The audience at the scene burst into laughter.

Zhang Xiao on the stage touched the back of his head, glanced around, and said, "I don't know why, as soon as I arrive at Deyunju's site, I want to drive a car."

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Zhang Xiao continued: "What's so funny about this, compared to Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu, I am at the level of a kindergarten."

"Huh~~~" The audience booed again.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble!" Zhang Xiao quickly waved his hands, and continued: "I'm still nervous now, if you interrupt me, I'll forget what I said earlier, by the way, where did I just say?"

At this time, a spectator in the front row shouted loudly: "You said your health is failing."

Zhang Xiao immediately retorted: "Your health is not good, you need a kidney treasure!"

"Hahaha!" The whole scene instantly became a sea of ​​joy.

No one expected that Zhang Xiao would heat up the scene like this.

Zhang Xiao patted his forehead and said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I just remembered, yes, I've come to this point."

"I have a physical problem, what should I do? I found a 'Shouyi Station'."

"Hahaha!" Hearing that Zhang Xiao made trouble with the veterinarian again, everyone was overjoyed.

Zhang Xiao explained: "I'm talking about the Changshou Medical Station, where do you guys want to go?"

"The doctor looked at my test sheet and frowned."

"It's over, it's over!"

"As soon as I heard it, my legs felt weak at that time. The wife and the house are probably still new. This will belong to someone else. I'm at a loss!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha, I'll go, that's too much to say!"

"Xiao Shen is so funny, his wife and house are probably new, I guess Xiao Shen will kneel down on the keyboard when he gets home."

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(End of this chapter)