Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 394 The level is very high, have you learned it before (please recommend and collect)
"Who?"

"I gave him one arm and one leg."

At this time, Zhang Xiao's voice came from the backstage, and then his sunny and handsome face appeared in everyone's eyes.

"Wow!!!"

"God Xiao, God Xiao, I love you!"

"Xiao Shen, you are the best!"

"As soon as Xiao Shen comes out, everyone in the world will be convinced!"

"As soon as Xiao Shen comes out, everyone in the world will be convinced!"

Seeing Zhang Xiao appear on the stage, the audience were all excited and shouted in unison.

Zhang Xiao walked to Yan Hexiang's side and asked, "You want to challenge me one-on-one?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head quickly, pointed at Qilin and said, "It's not me, it's him who wants to challenge you one-on-one."

Zhang Xiao turned his head to look at Qilin, unexpectedly, Qilin knelt down on the ground with a plop, and wailed, "God Xiao, I have been wronged!"

"I'll go, isn't your speed of changing your face too fast?" Yan Hexiang next to him said with a speechless expression.

Zhang Xiao pulled Qilin up from the ground, and said: "I am not wronged, I will talk about it later, I just want to ask, what is going on with your father and son, these actors are the pillars of Deyunju, you guys How can you oppress them?"

"Let me tell you, I only bought Deyunju last year, and I haven't earned it back. If it is disbanded, I will never end with you father and son."

"Wow~!~~" The audience at the scene followed suit.

Qilin said with an aggrieved face: "Xiao Shen, don't listen to Yan Hexiang's nonsense, my father is already very good to them."

"Fart!" Yan Hexiang sternly said, "Give us three thousand and five a month, is that good for us?"

After speaking, he looked at Zhang Xiao and cried, "Shen Xiao, go and find out, what are the house prices in the capital now, what can we do with such a small salary?"

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and touched his nose, and said, "Wait, you just said how much is your monthly salary?"

Yan Hexiang replied solemnly: "Three thousand and five!"

"Three thousand five?" Zhang Xiao let out a groan, and shouted, "How could it be three thousand five?"

Yan Hexiang clapped his hands together and said, "That's right, why don't we say that father and son oppress us?"

Zhang Xiao said angrily: "I clearly told Guo Xiaogang that the monthly salary was two thousand, how could you have an extra one thousand five thousand?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the dazed Yan Hexiang, the audience laughed so hard that they almost burst into tears.

Qilin on the stage pulled Yan Hexiang's sleeve and said in a low voice, "My dad secretly added [-] to your monthly salary, so that's [-]. Otherwise, you would only have [-]."

Yan Hexiang said dumbfoundedly: "It's too ruthless, are you still human when you are the boss?"

After hearing this, Zhang Xiao said dissatisfiedly: "What are you talking about? Who is not human anymore, Qilin, you can tell you when you go back, the one thousand and five is his own, and he can't take it from Deyunju's account."

"Got it!" Qilin replied with a smirk.

Zhang Xiao looked at the audience and shouted: "Mimi~~"

"Hey, I'm here!" Yang Mi stood up from the crowd and replied with a smile.

Zhang Xiao said solemnly: "For the sake of his apprentice, Lao Guo secretly took 500 yuan from our family every month. Tomorrow, you will send a few more accountants over and give me a clear account. We can't let people Give it a hole."

Yang Mi was very cooperative and said: "Okay, I'll call someone right away."

Yan Hexiang on the stage was crying and walking towards the backstage while touching his tears: "Master, I'm sorry for you old man, I didn't think of the famous God Xiao..."

After shouting here, he stopped and took a sneak peek, and after confirming that the distance between the two of them was relatively far away, he shouted at the top of his voice, "It's so picky~~~"

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and made a beating gesture, then looked at Qilin, causing the latter to tremble all over, and ran away in a hurry, still shouting: "Old Yan, wait for me!"

Just like that, Qilin also left the stage, leaving artist Zhang Xiao on the stage at this time.

Zhang Xiao rolled up his sleeves, and said angrily: "Dare you cheat me for a thousand and five? Hmph, I won't go out to inquire. How can I be a stingy bully for nothing?"

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

The atmosphere of the entire venue was instantly pushed to the top.

Backstage Yan Hexiang looked at Zhang Xiao on the stage and sighed sincerely: "Mr. Zhang's cross talk skills are really too strong."

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "He is just a monster, no matter what he does, he is the top."

Guo Xiaogang also looked at the stage with burning eyes, and said in admiration: "I am now full of expectations for his next stand-up comedy, which may bring us miracles."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao took Guo Xiaogang out and talked about it again, then scratched the back of his head, and asked himself with a puzzled face: "Hey, why did I come to the stage?"

"Hahaha!" The audience at the scene laughed out loud at Zhang Xiao's pretending to be stupid.

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and patted his forehead, suddenly said: "Oh, I'll go, look at my brain, come to the stage of Deyunju, of course it is to talk about cross talk."

"Everyone, let me introduce myself first. I am the second boss of Deyunju, Zhang Xiao, a non-professional who is not a cross talk actor."

"Clap clap clap!"

"it is good!"

The audience cheered and screamed.

A beautiful girl sitting in the front row shouted towards the stage: "Xiao Shen, you are not professional, but you are handsome."

The corner of Zhang Xiao's mouth twitched, naturally he would not let go of this opportunity to strike up a conversation with the audience, so he said, "Beauty, my wife is still sitting in the arena, you must be more reserved, I'm afraid she will come and scratch you later."

"Also, I'm handsome, but I'm also very professional!"

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Yang Mi, who was sitting in the auditorium, spat: "This guy, he just knows how to talk nonsense."

Reba next to him said with a smile, "Sister, in the cross talk business, there is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules off the stage. You don't have to take what he says on stage seriously."

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Just now this beauty praised me for being handsome. To be honest, I am really ashamed."

"When I was doing group performances in Hengdian, many people said that my frontal bone is very special, very similar to the ape-man skull in Zhoukoudian."

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.

"Our family Mimi also said that my grandfather must be a stranger in Zhoukoudian. At that time, I thought, if I can live in the primitive society, it would be very cool. At least eat natural barbecue every day. There aren’t that many additives yet.”

"More importantly, I can bake it wherever I want, and I don't have to worry about half-baked, and an ape-man comes over and steals my stove."

"···"

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Yang Mi clapped her hands and praised: "Okay, this package is good!"

Yang Dingbang has listened to cross talk for more than 20 years, and is very familiar with this industry. He looked at Yang Mi and said, "Mimi, Zhang Xiao's cross talk is very good. Has he studied cross talk before?"

(End of this chapter)