Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 220 219. What kind of dog am I?

"That's it?"

"Will this be too hard?..."

"Then this one?"

"It seems a bit too green, it looks immature."

"..."

The two discussed it, picked and picked, and finally chose a jackfruit that looked good, weighed it, and it was about twenty catties.

When checking out, the clerk was working on the cash register and asked as usual: "Sir, do you have a membership card?"

"No."

"Do you want to apply for a membership card, sir? Members of our store are given cash vouchers every month, which are common across the chain, and there are discounts for usual consumption, and there are various special promotions such as birthday gifts... "

Just as Li Zhe wanted to ask for a discount, Lin Youyou had already refused: "No thanks."

The clerk glanced at it, lowered his head and continued to operate: "If your membership expires, if the discount does not exceed the annual fee price, it will be fully refunded."

Li Zhe's ears moved: "What do you mean?"

"It's like this, sir. The annual membership fee in our store is 199. If your discount in the store within a year is less than 199, we will refund as much as the membership expires. Don't worry about losing money, sir... and this month's You can use the voucher directly today, and this order will directly help you deduct it."

"It's done."

With a big wave of his hand, Li Zhe took out his mobile phone and clicked on his payment code. Noticing that Lin Youyou was frowning, he squeezed her palm winkingly.

Sighing, Xiao Nizi turned her head and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Why does this person like doing cards so much?

"Sir, may I have your name?"

"Oh, Li Guo."

"Okay sir, is Muzi Li right? Excuse me..."

"The fruit is the... uh... decisive fruit."

Lin Youyou crossed her arms and added coldly, "The fruit of the fruit."

"Okay, is that Li Guo? Sir, your name is so pretty, please give me your mobile phone number."

"..."

Glaring at Li Zhe secretly again, Lin Youyou turned her head and began to wander around the store—since you have applied for a card, you have to grab the discounted price and try your best to see what you want to eat, next time you pass by Time to come in and buy some more.

As for the slightly inexplicable name he left just now, she didn't find it strange at all.

This person has always been like this outside, euphemistically protecting his privacy - fruit shops only keep Li Guo, pharmacies only keep Li medicine, and the movie theater membership card is called Li Ying...

Anyway, this kind of semi-real-name membership system will not really go to you to verify the authenticity. When Li Zhe receives a spam marketing text message sent to "Li Guo", he will know that this fruit shop put his Information is sold.

Although I can't do anything to them, I just want to keep such an eye on them.

Now that the Internet is so developed, personal information has long been infiltrated and worthless. This is his last stubbornness.

……

After paying the money and leaving his phone number, a membership card is ready. Li Zhe was walking on the road carrying a big bag of jackfruit. Seeing Lin Youyou, who was still a little dissatisfied, he rubbed her shoulder with his shoulder: " Anyway, we buy fruit quite frequently now, and we can get a discount after applying for a card, which is not a loss."

"Yes, yes, no loss."

Young Master Li sneaked a few glances, not touching her bad head, and moved the topic away at the speed of light: "This thing is so big, can the two of us finish it?"

It was more than 20 kilograms, and it was quite difficult to carry it. Li Zhe weighed it, feeling that the bag could hardly bear the weight, and was always on the verge of splitting.

"You can put it in a box and eat it slowly. If it is frozen, it should last for a few days."

Putting her hands behind her back, Lin Youyou kicked and kicked, stepping on the light and shadow of the street lamp, and began to talk about what she saw and heard today.

What I ate, what I went shopping, what gossip I talked about... Of course, more ink is still on the plot of the horror movie, and Li Zhe listened to it without any disturbance.

"Then it was super scary at the time, you know! There wasn't even any music, and it popped up all of a sudden!!... I was scared to death."

Lin Youyou flipped her small hands and fanned herself: "Then I covered my eyes, and it turned out that her friend was just playing a prank... If this was my friend, I would definitely break up with her."

Scrambling to complain, since there was no plot at all, she spoke very quickly, and only focused on the few points that were frightened at the time, but although she was frightened in the theater, her branches trembled at the moment, and now Speaking of the disk, it feels very meaningless.

It made her doubt herself for a while - how could she be frightened by this kind of thing at that time?
But there is no way to do this. Except for the kind of particularly good horror movies, for most movies, the main focus is a sense of atmosphere, and what they play is lighting and sound effects...

If the plot is singled out to talk about it, it is really impossible to talk about it, and it will only become rougher and rougher as it is told.

After stepping on the corridor and turning on the sensor light, Lin Youyou got off the elevator, holding Li Zhe's arm tightly with her hands, with a look of fear on her face: "Then she was right in front of the elevator...it was darker than before, The lights are going out one by one..."

After the words are over, I have to add another sentence, "It's super scary!"

"...Did you know that in the finale, it was said that she just took some medicine by mistake and had hallucinations! There is another person who is mentally ill... I was speechless at the time, and sister Qiqi was speechless too." gone."

Gritting her teeth and humming, Xiao Nizi looked annoyed, as if she wanted to find that movie and leave a one-star review.

For this ending, Li Zhe had expected it a long time ago, so he was not too surprised. He just put his arm around her shoulder and said with a smile: "So you have left a psychological shadow, and you dare not take the elevator alone?"

Lin Youyou raised her pretty face, and immediately retorted: "Who said that? Why dare you... There are lights here!"

"Then you tricked me to come down and buy some fruit so that I could take you home with me."

With a "slightly" sound, Lin Youyou made a grimace at him, took a step forward and ran to open the door, stretched her waist lazily, and made a lazy voice.

After a day of running outside, after returning home, there is always an inexplicable sense of relaxation, which makes people very comfortable.

If you lie down on the sofa again, you can eliminate seven or eight percent of your fatigue in just one stroke.

Li Zhe carried the jackfruit to the table and rolled it around twice: "How do you open this thing?"

"Leave it alone, I'll come later."

"It's okay, just say what you say, and I'll do it."

"Use a knife, cut around the middle...just like you cut a duck egg, and then break it open with your hands." Lin Youyou slumped on the sofa, closing her eyes, thinking about whether she should be lazy and order takeaway at night.

She doesn't want to leave her sofa at all now, let alone go to the kitchen to cook.

After a while, Li Zhe came over with his hands covered in pectin, and his hands looked like they were covered with cobwebs: "Why is this stuff still silky? It's like glue, it can't be washed off."

Lin Youyou looked up at him: "Why don't you wear gloves? You should wear disposable gloves."

"You didn't say it either."

Getting up and dragging him to the kitchen, Lin Youyou first poured some cooking oil on his hands, and then dripped dish soap: "Okay, wash your hands and see if you can wash them clean."

"Don't you need to wipe it for a while?"

The two looked at each other with big eyes, and Li Zhe hesitated: "It still feels a little sticky."

"Okay, okay, wipe it for a while." Nodding her head, Lin Youyou grabbed his big hand and rubbed it gently like coaxing a child, "Are you ready?"

"It seems that there is still a little..."

"Li - Zhe!"

"Okay, okay, okay, just wash it with water, right?"

As soon as the water was flushed, it was much cleaner. Li Zhe rubbed his hands together, feeling very miraculous, and rinsed with cold water while holding her little hand: "Oh cow, you have a lot of little tricks in life."

Ignoring his rainbow fart, Chef Yu picked vegetables in the refrigerator and began to give instructions: "Go get the box and pack them up, don't throw away the core, add some salt to cook later, and you can still cook porridge. "

"Nuclear?" Hearing this, Li Zhe was stunned for a while, and Li Zhe took out a look, looked left and right, and took a bite.

It's so hard that it makes a thud when it falls on the table.

"Is it this? Can this thing be eaten?"

"It needs to be cooked, and the taste is very powdery after cooking."

After rummaging in the refrigerator for a while, Lin Youyou sighed softly: "Forget it, I won't cook any more, I'll eat it for you at night, is that okay?"

"Yes, very much yes."

Compared to cooking rice, pasta is much more convenient, and it doesn’t require much preparation. Just sprinkle some green onion and beat an egg, and it’s basically ready to go.

Seeing that she was about to boil poached eggs again, Young Master Li came up from behind, put his head on her shoulder, and eagerly tried to order: "I want to eat bombs."

Nodding his head, the talkative Chef Yu readily agreed.

The so-called bomb is naturally not a bomb that blazes with fire, but the egg liquid is completely beaten, and then deep-fried at high temperature.

This is what Li Zhe learned to use with snail noodles.

When doing it for the first time, Lin Youyou always couldn't grasp the heat well. This experience was all made of one egg or two eggs.

As for those failed eggs... After the omelet rice, Li Zhe released a version 2.0 rollover video with extremely high egg content.

There was even a famous new title of "Brother Egg", which spread from the barrage area to his book review area like a virus.

The tip of the chopsticks twirled quickly, stirring the egg liquid to create bubbles. Lin Youyou frowned, and raised her hand to slap hard through the apron.

Looking down, the clothes were arched high, and a hand got in at some point. Even after being hit twice, there was no sign of shrinking back.

"plum!……"

"I'm here."

"what are you doing?"

Putting his head on her shoulders, Li Zhe looked at that radiant little face and rubbed it brazenly.

"..." Lin Youyou, who couldn't get angry, wrinkled her nose and snorted, her breath was a little unsteady: "I haven't slept yet..."

"Then it's okay to sleep?"

"You've gone too far recently."

"Old husband and wife..."

Lin Youyou pulled his arm out and waved the spatula to chase away people with a blank face: "Who is with you, old husband and wife, I just celebrated my birthday!... Hurry up, don't interfere with my cooking. "

Li Zhe, who got his wish, backed out, turned around and started tossing the dog again.

"The injections are also finished, and I will take you out for a walk in two days, so that you can meet some dog friends."

"You're his biggest dog friend."

"Is there? Then what kind of dog do you think I look like?" With a concave shape, Li Zhe hugged the golden hair and winked.

In the kitchen, Lin Youyou heated up the oil and said coldly, "Teddy."

Hearing this answer, Li Zhe was very dissatisfied: "I am so wise and powerful, at least I must be a German Shepherd, right?"

Lin Youyou finally turned her head to look at him, and said in a low voice, "This is a fight...do you really want to be a dog?"

"..."

……

Naturally, Li Zhe didn't want to, he claimed to be a decent person, unlike a certain little brother in the dormitory group, who clamored all day to be a dog to his two-dimensional wives.

But if it's for Xiaoyou...

Keke, seems to be good?

After all, when Yueyue went to babble, she was just playing around and didn't refuse much. If it was instead her babbling indiscriminately, she would be a jio.

Zhuo, depraved, where is his family throne?

Why did she start to compete with the silly dog... She's still a bitch.

……

The noodles came out quickly, with fried eggs and ham sausages. Normally, Lin Youyou would serve him another big steak, but that had to be marinated in advance, so I didn't have time to prepare it today.

While eating the noodles, Li Zhe swipe the screen of the phone, and the rare water sprang up.

Then, among a bunch of "brother eggs", I saw a private chat with a slightly abrupt style——

"Are you interested in a wave of cooperation? Make a lot of money together."

Talking without thinking, looking like a liar, Li Zhe just wanted to pull the black cross, but found that he was still a private chat from the leader group.

Hmm... It is estimated that a colleague came to try to attract traffic.

He politely replied with a question mark, but felt a little too impolite, after Li Zhe deleted it, he replied with a question mark emoji.

It has to be said that emoticons are simply the greatest Internet invention of this century. Not only can people transform from social fear to social bull, but they can also express all meanings that are inconvenient to express in normal chats clearly and without embarrassment.

The news was from a day ago. Li Zhe didn't reply after such a long time, but the other party replied quickly: "The reward is absolutely generous. After it's done, you'll be seven and three."

The chances of winning are tens of thousands: "What is it?"

Chen Mumu: "Look at Feng Shui."

The odds of winning are tens of thousands: "...I won't."

Chen Mumu: "Exorcism, you understand what I mean."

Startled, Li Zhe didn't hesitate at all, and quickly typed back: "...I'm just a stinking novelist, the content is purely fabricated, and it can't be true."

The reply must be decisive, without hesitation, so that the other party feels that he is thinking.

After posting this sentence, Li Zhe began to think about it. Although he thought about this problem when he was finalizing the draft, it has never happened for so long.

I thought it would be safe and sound until the end of the book, but I didn't expect that someone suspected of being a sorcerer would come to my door.

Chen Mumu's stand was firm, and he said it more carefully this time: "It only needs to perform a few spells and carve a few formations, and it won't take too much trouble."

"The other party is a big boss, rich and generous."

Silently watching the news, Li Zhe, full of doubts, pushed the phone to Lin Youyou, without replying.

　Thanks to [Zhuge Wuming] for the 1500 coins~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)