Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 221 220. Where's My Facial Cleanser?

This thing is very strange.

Li Zhe had heard Jinghua talk about this kind of thing before. At that time, they were talking about whether it was the easy life of a human or the comfortable life of a monster, about their ideals in life, and about running around for a living.

After Jinghua heard that money was hard to earn, she said that some demon masters would use these methods to make money.

Compared with charlatans who play mysteries, they more or less have real skills-the kind that get immediate results.

After all, if the monster is caught, it is caught, and the medicine will cure the disease, and there is no cheating.

For those wealthy people, money is the least valuable thing, and if a thousand pieces of gold can make peace of mind, that is the most cost-effective deal in the world.

Although the little monster Jinghua has always been talking about running the train with his mouth full, and his bragging is mixed. its matter.

No matter how advanced the technology is and how advanced the civilization is, the theory of ghosts and gods seems to always have its place.

And the market is extremely stable.

Rich people spend a lot of money to ask people to watch Fengshui and avoid evil spirits, just like ordinary people go to temples to burn incense sticks, and spend a little money that they don't care much about for spiritual comfort.

It's not like Li Zhe didn't think about this kind of road to riches before, but he's just an ordinary person. Apart from being able to find sons and buddies showing off their wealth on the Internet, he basically belongs to two worlds with these rich people, so it's hard to match. Gotta go online.

But when this moment really happened to his head, it would only make him feel strange.

According to what Chen Mumu said, this job seems to be very simple, but if you think about it a little, it is indeed very simple, it is nothing more than a test of acting skills.

The more mysterious the acting, the more it will make people feel that it is worthwhile, and the money is not wasted.

As for the actual part of catching monsters... Not to mention whether there are monsters making trouble, even if there are, it is very likely that they are only at the level of small wraiths, and their spiritual intelligence has not yet been developed.

And that's exactly the problem.

Ask yourself, if you have such a source of income, Li Zhe would never share it with others, let alone a [-]/[-] share.

It's all about yourself, isn't it fragrant?
Even if he wasn't a demon master, he wouldn't go out of his way to find a demon master for this reason--the money is almost in hand, so what difference does it make if he can catch demons or not?As long as you can act and blow, it is more useful than any spell.

Unless there is really some powerful big demon in that place, and he can't handle it by himself, so he needs to find a demon master to go with him.

But that wouldn't be a [-]/[-] split, and the bulk would be given to others.

What's more, how was he sure he could handle it in the past?What if you are also a rookie, and you die with him in the past?
……

There are too many problems, and it is full of loopholes at first glance, and it is also very rough.

It's not that Li Zhe is overly suspicious, but that he has a bloody lesson from the past——

When Zhen Tianshi was tricked out, it seemed that he was going to keep an appointment, but in the end he became a missing person, and few people even knew the news of his death.

Although this information also came from Jinghua's big mouth, Li Zhe felt that it was highly credible.

Otherwise, he really couldn't think of any reason why Tianshi Zhen would run alone to the wilderness where there was nothing but the high-speed rail, and then be hunted to death.

Lin Youyou stared at the news for a while, then ran to the sofa to pet her dog.

The only comment is: "Brother Li, there are indeed a lot of dishonest people in your book friend group."

"..."

"I think this person should really be a demon master." After a pause, Li Zhe began to express his opinion.

"so what?"

"There's nothing left."

The topic ends at the speed of light. For such unreliable things, the best way is to avoid them, not to mention that it may be related to demon masters.

They have already passed the stage of curiosity, and after they have learned a certain degree from all aspects, they now wait and see with a more cautious attitude about the demon master, and they are not willing to involve themselves in it.

Picking up the phone, Li Zhe quickly replied: "I don't quite understand what you said..."

Send another confused.jpg emoticon package.

Chen Mumu: "The remuneration is 30, and you will share 20 afterwards. One afternoon is enough."

The chances of winning are ten thousand: "Time? Location? Shall we wear uniforms? Look more professional."

……

Hearing that he suddenly agreed to the matter, Lin Youyou stroked the dog's head and looked at him silently.

"Going out to rely on friends." Li Zhe said earnestly: "We can't just deal with monsters. Instead of learning about monsters from monsters, it's better to know a monster directly."

Lin Youyou nodded silently and continued to stare at him.

"When we have a thorough understanding of demon masters, we can learn by analogy and study the secrets of heavenly masters like Zhen Tianshi...for example, how did you become a heavenly master."

Lin Youyou blinked her eyes, but still raised her head and did not speak.

"And you see, if he is really a demon master, or an old demon master who has been awakened for a long time, with his own extensive contacts, maybe we can get to know more demon masters through him, even celestial masters …Scientific research has shown that we only need to meet at most five people to know anyone in the world.”

"Then go and get to know Iron Man now, and get an autograph for me."

"... At least it must be a real person, otherwise I would like to take a photo with Captain Jack, Huang Feihong... and Palace Master Blue Rabbit."

Lin Youyou snorted, and stopped listening to his nonsense: "Brother Li, you have fallen, how can you be blinded by money?"

"I don't want to either, it's because he gave too much..."

After learning the exact amount, Lin Youyou was also stunned, and said in a low voice, "So how much money do you make by being a liar?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? After all, it is a method that can be written in the manual of making big money."

"Then will we be arrested?"

"We call Zhou Yu to fight Huang Gai. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. He spends money and we get things done. It's all an open transaction. How can it be called cheating?"

Xiao Nizi sounded very reasonable, nodded, and then frowned: "Then there is a middleman..."

The guy named Chen Mumu didn't do anything, he simply contacted the two people, and took the money while lying down.

No matter whether he earns the price difference or not, Li Zhe sat down beside her and became serious: "He said that there is a monster over there that is more troublesome. If anything happens, remember to stay away and leave it to me." Just fine."

"Then what if you get hurt?"

"Are you kidding, can I get hurt?" With his clothes off, Li Zhe patted his gradually formed muscles: "If it is a demon and dares to make trouble, I will tear it alive in two or three strokes."

Lin Youyou stared at it for a while, stretched out her finger and poked it twice, then closed her eyes, her pretty face flushed slightly, and she began to recall the technique she stole from the Lord of Lingshan.

With the blessing of the home field spirit domain, she is quite at ease with this guy, and she is afraid that the house will be demolished if there is too much noise.

It is said to be a big villa.

Other times, if you don’t earn money, you still lose money to others.

"It's you." Putting his hand on her lap, Li Zhe embraced her for a long time, and pinched the back of his foot lightly: "Be careful when performing the spell, and remember to disguise yourself like a demon master."

Her appearance of casting spells in the air is too bluffing, it would be fine in front of monsters, but in front of monster masters, Li Zhe is still reluctant to reveal her identity completely.

For monsters, hunting celestial masters is not beneficial, but for humans, it has already set a precedent.

He would never let Lin Youyou become the second Tianshi Zhen.

"Oh... I'll try my best."

Master Tianshi sighed slightly, some people are not used to performing spells through mediums.

It's like a person who is used to taking the high-speed rail, and you let him take the green leather train; let him go back to the village after he is used to living in the city; or return to land suddenly after half his life wandering on the sea.

It's possible, but it's hard to get used to it for a while.

Looking at the small camera that was charging, Li Zhe, who was inspired by Feng Shui, suddenly expanded his thinking and discovered a vast new world of wealth.

"Hey, you can use summoning skills to shoot magic videos. Anyway, the camera can't capture your skills. They will only think that your skills are really clean and the details are really top-notch..."

"... magic is forbidden in the presence of Muggles."

"Oh, it's a pity, your video style is almost finalized now, so it's not good to make a sudden change.

If I knew how to do magic tricks, I would definitely enter the magic circle, and put on a perfect performance that even a high-speed camera can't catch, attracting fans like crazy. "

"... You should think about today's update first."

"I've finished writing. I wrote for several days today."

Li Zhe raised his chin, as if he was asking for credit, but he didn't get anything. Lin Youyou pulled his foot out of his hand, picked up his pajamas, got up and walked towards the bathroom.

Then the bathroom door was opened again not long after it was closed.

Seeing her come back to drink a glass of water with a blank expression, and then sit still, Li Zhe shook his legs: "I thought you were going to take a bath."

Lin Youyou held the water glass and didn't say a word.

She did intend to take a bath, but she unconsciously recalled the previous horror movie in her mind.

Not to mention taking a bath alone, she even finds it difficult to go to the toilet now.

I always feel that a bloody hand will suddenly stick out from the toilet, as dry as wood, but as strong as a cow, the kind that even a burly man can drag away at once.

Looking at her dazed look, Li Zhe pondered for a while, then suddenly became amused: "Why, are you afraid?"

Lin Youyou retorted stiffly, but it sounded like she had no strength.

There is no convincing degree.

"Do you want me to accompany you? Let's wash together, and we can save some water bills."

Returning him with an indifferent smile, the dignified Master Youtian was still hesitating while holding the water glass.

It is impossible to wash together, and it is very scary to wash alone.

What a dilemma.

melancholy.

"If you are really scared, I can stand guard for you like before." Holding her little hand, Li Zhe slowly said the countermeasures, and the formality was lost in a few sentences: "It's just that there is no shower curtain Just block it..."

"..."

Standing up calmly, Lin Youyou took a deep breath and returned to the bathroom, taking the fastest shower in her life.

He didn't even wash his face, he washed it on the sink in the corridor, accompanied by Li Zhe after he got out of the shower.

Wiping her face with a dry towel, Xiao Nizi looked at him and hesitated for a long time: "You... you wash it faster."

"Why? I'm not afraid."

Glaring at him, Lin Youyou didn't explain, but just kept a look, then ran back to the bedroom, lifted the quilt and got in directly.

When Li Zhe took a shower and returned to the bedroom, she had already wrapped herself into a silkworm chrysalis, and only when she heard the sound of the door opening, she sneaked her eyes out through the gap.

Seeing him blowing his hair with a hair dryer, Lin Youyou popped his head out and puffed his mouth: "I want to wash my hair too."

"Then why didn't you wash it when you took a shower just now?"

"I... I just... forgot."

"Then go wash it now, I'll blow it for you when I come back."

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Lin Youyou bit her lips lightly: "It's inconvenient for me to wash myself."

"Why is it inconvenient?"

"It's very troublesome for girls to wash their hair. It's easy to get everywhere. I'm wearing pajamas."

Looking sideways at her, Li Zhe blew his hair until it was half dry: "Then what should I do? Shall I wash it for you?"

"Alright."

The corner of her mouth curled up, she agreed reluctantly.

The two returned to the bathroom, Li Zhe tried the water temperature with his hands, and glanced down: "Your collar is too high, it's easy to get wet."

"Then help me scroll down."

Unbuttoning the two buttons on the front of the neck, the neckline was pulled down, revealing a circle of white shoulders, still glowing with the tenderness of just getting out of the bath.

Li Zhe held the shower in one hand, and ran through the hair with the other. This was the first time he washed a girl's hair. To be precise, it was the first time he washed someone else's hair at such a young age.

Slightly flustered.

Shampoo, conditioner, scratching and rinsing, Lin Youyou is like a kitten, enjoying the feeling of his fingertips stroking across the top of his head.

It was much better than those of the apprentices in the barber shop. It was gentle and gentle, and it didn't hurt her at all.

After washing her hair, she wiped it with a towel herself. Li Zhe stood aside, looking at the unbuttoned neckline, following the swaying of the hair, her heart was rippling.

Calmly pawing at the clothes twice, the girl blushed and waited silently for the service while holding the hair dryer.

The hot wind howled, and when everything was in order, the corridor suddenly fell into silence after the lights were turned off. Lin Youyou, who had returned to the bed, got into Li Zhe's arms, closed her eyes and squinted.

"are you going to bed?"

"Ah."

"Then I turned off the light?"

"Ah."

"But it's still early."

Hearing this, he looked up at him, and while they were looking at each other for a while, Li Zhe twirled his fingertips around the ends of his hair: "Do you want to find something to do?"

Lin Youyou's eyelashes trembled slightly, she got up neatly to turn off the light, and then slipped back into her arms again.

Holding the soft body in his arms, Li Zhe suddenly sneezed: "Do you prefer to turn off the lights?"

"...What do you do if you don't turn off the lights when you sleep?"

"What do you want to do?" Li Zhe followed her words and asked illogically.

Sensing that he was playing with the buttons of her pajamas again, Lin Youyou turned her back, but found that he seemed to be more comfortable, so she turned back again.

Twirling the button with his fingertips, Li Zhe unbuttoned it gently, trying to divert his attention with the topic: "Did you go shopping today?"

"Go shopping."

"Did you buy anything?"

"No."

"Why not buy it?"

"There's nothing to buy. Whoever says you have to buy something when you go shopping."

"But you said you would bring me facial cleanser."

"Oh." Xiao Nizi slapped her head, and then remembered, her tone was slightly apologetic: "That's right... I forgot, I will buy it for you tomorrow."

"But I want to use it today..."

"Didn't you wash up today, Ming... Li Zhe!!"

With a coquettish cry, Lin Youyou put his hands on his shoulders and tried to push him away, but he couldn't do it, and finally closed his eyes as if resigned to his fate.

Heaven……

How did it become like this...

(End of this chapter)