Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 219 218. Confucius, Laozi, and disciple

Early the next morning, the half-closed curtains let in half the light, illuminating the room.

When Li Zhe woke up, his arms were already empty, and a figure sat on the edge of the bed with his back facing him, tender and smooth.

Lin Youyou quietly changed her clothes, and seemed a little flustered because of her anxiety. Halfway through the change, she suddenly turned her head, looked at Li Zhe who was still sleeping, and hummed silently with her mouth curled.

I don't sleep at night, I have to move around and toss about, now I'm fine, the sun is about to dry my buttocks and I haven't woken up yet.

If you don't make his breakfast for a while, you will starve him to death.

Whenever he wakes up, let him eat instant noodles by himself, and don't want to trouble her, the chef, again.

Taking a long breath, Lin Youyou stared at that face for a long time, remembering what happened last night, her pretty face blushed little by little, and finally turned her head away, looked out the window at the morning light, and covered her face.

If this goes on like this, this guy won't be able to be stopped.

But living with male and female friends, this will inevitably become an unavoidable problem, even she herself can't help it sometimes, not to mention this dog man who only has serious things in his mind.

He still felt very proud that Confucius and Lao Tzu became disciples, and he clamored all day long that he would not be in harmony with gambling and drugs, and strive to be a model youth.

Pooh.

Dressed in white, aqua blue jeans, and an elegant little cardigan, Lin Youyou changed her clothes, leaned over and gave him a light peck on the face, and then opened the window a little.

It was stuffy all night, taking advantage of the good air in the morning, I ventilated the room early in the morning.

After putting on the clothes, this movement has been relaxed a lot, and she is no longer as cautious as before not daring to make a sound, for fear of alarming someone.

After folding up her pajamas and pajama pants, Lin Youyou stepped on her slippers and pushed the door out, starting today's early morning washing process.

In the bedroom, Young Master Li raised his eyebrows and opened them a little, then slowly opened his eyes, lying on the bed, yawning and stretching.

Xiaoyou used to be afraid of light when she slept, but now she is driven by him and is willing to open half of the curtains.

On the contrary, he slowly began to hate Qiguang—the sun had just risen, and he was already thinking about when it would set.

The sun is setting, the stars and the moon are in the sky, and it is a good time to sleep properly.

After all, one's life is only [-] days, and one must pursue an infinite self within a limited time. Some people yearn for power, but Li Zhe yearns for it more...

Everyone has their own ambitions, so don't look down on anyone.

After moving his body and lying on the side where Lin Youyou had slept, Li Zhe rolled over and over a few times, finally kicked the quilt away, and got out of bed.

"Morning."

"Looking for Ann." Xiao Nizi was brushing her teeth, her speech was slurred, and she stepped on him when he passed by.

Li Zhe stopped immediately, didn't go to the toilet, didn't bother to let the water go, and stood aside and began to reason: "Look, I don't mind if you step on me. After all, beating is love, scolding or love. The more you step on me, the more you step on me." Me, it will only make me more excited, but when you step on me with your shoes, you step on my slippers... These are the slippers you bought for me yourself. I wash them every day and dry them every two days. Ruo Zhenbao, who owns it if you trample it dirty now?"

Lin Youyou squinted at him with a bad look on her face.

Didn't it just step on your foot?In the early morning, I just chanted here: "What do you want to say?"

"I mean, can you leave your shoes on next time you step on me?"

"..."

Without looking at him, Lin Youyou gave him a jio, hurriedly finished washing and ran to make breakfast.

Young Master Li filled the water with satisfaction, then went to feed the dog, hooking its small rice bowl and continuing to move around, not afraid of being bitten at all.

"I am happy today, I will give you extra food!"

After getting up and unwrapping a snack for it, Li Zhe stroked the dog's head like a big spender.

Lin Youyou came out with fried dumplings. Seeing this scene, she finally understood why the children were more willing to play with their father - because these men really like to mess around, and they can think of it as they please.

Although a little moody, but when you are in a good mood, you can really play together as if you are a brother.

"Don't feed it so much! It will get sick."

"Not much, I have a sense of proportion, this is my two or three mouthfuls."

Too lazy to complain about his abyssal mouth, Lin Youyou put the bowl and chopsticks on the table, urging him to come and eat quickly.

Puppies don’t know how to eat. Basically, they eat as much as you feed them. If you don’t pay attention, you will get sick, let alone snacks—just like a child eating cold drinks. If no one is watching, it will take a while. You can eat up all the popsicles in the refrigerator.

Then I had a stomachache, and I was like a normal person after I got better, and I will do it again next time.

"Brother Li, really don't feed it anymore, it treats you as self-help now, and will find you to eat if it has nothing to do."

Glancing at the little golden retriever who was busy cooking, Lin Youyou frowned. If you say it is smart, it is stupid all day long, if you say it is stupid, it is ghostly.

"So it's good, look at how it looks in front of me now, it doesn't dare to go west when I point to the east."

"Pull it down, you can't tell the difference between south, east and north."

The two road idiots who didn't know the north and south immediately after leaving the map, because of the question of which side is east, they quarreled the whole breakfast.

……

"I am going out."

With a small satchel on her back, Lin Youyou took her mobile phone and keys, and took a Bluetooth headset from the headset box to put it on.

Her perception of monsters is not as keen as Li Zhe's. When she travels alone, she still admits that she occasionally encounters humanoid monsters. Although she usually doesn't take the initiative to talk to strangers, those monsters always like to say hello to her.

After such a period of groping, the more human-like monsters she was, the less worried she was - in comparison, their personalities were always calmer and gentler, and less aggressive.

And the more grotesque a little monster is, the more beastly it is.

Of course, there may be another reason - the city government.

Those little monsters were bluffing, they didn't know how to restrain their hostility, and then they were beaten up all over their heads.

……

Li Zhe held the dog's two front paws and taught it to dance tango on the sofa.

If Lin Youyou went out, without any special instructions, he would basically go to visit her girlfriends. If a woman goes shopping, he, a man, can't join in the fun, so he can only stay at home and do his own things.

Fortunately, there is still a silly dog ​​with him now, so he is not too lonely.

After playing Wu Qin Xi for a while, and doing a few sets of push-ups, Li Zhe fell on the sofa and picked up the takeaway.

Suddenly, I want to drink milk tea, but many stores charge almost two cups for delivery, and he doesn't want to drink so much by himself.

This price setting is very confusing, and it is too unfriendly to single dogs.

There is also the kind of one that can be delivered for as little as one cup, but its one cup is more expensive than two cups in other stores, and he doesn't want to be taken advantage of by this.

After rummaging around, he couldn't find anything satisfactory. Li Zhe turned his head and saw the little silly dog ​​licking milk.

.........

After a while.

Li Zhe was sitting in front of the coffee table, Lin Youyou's cup was on the left, and his own cup was on the right, one was milk and the other was tea.

The milk is naturally not the goat's milk snatched from the dog's mouth, but the leftover fresh milk in the refrigerator, and the tea is the iced black tea he just unscrewed.

Milk tea Milk tea is nothing more than milk and tea. It’s not that there is no one at home, so there is no need to order outside.

Poured black tea into the fresh milk bit by bit, Li Zhe poured two sips, just like Lin Youyou making soup, constantly tasting the taste.

Then he frowned and smacked his lips.

The taste... is indescribable.

Weird.

Still savoring silently, the doorbell rang. Li Zhe put down two cups and got up to open the door. It was a blue-robed boy wearing a helmet.

"Mr. Lee, right? Hello, your takeaway."

"Oh, it's me."

After receiving the bag, it contained a cup of milk tea. Li Zhe took the receipt and looked at it intently, wondering what new name he left this time.

——"Lee Dog"

"..."

For a while, I didn't know whether it was ordered by that girl or by Chen Ergou.

The phone in his pocket vibrated, and he took it out to see that it was a message from Lin Youyou.

Xiaoyou: "Have you got the milk tea? Let's see if it tastes good, I feel a little sour."

Every time I go out to play and drink a new product, this girl will order one for herself at the same time, and then the two of them will have a drink each, and discuss together whether the new product is good or not and how it tastes.

As soon as the straw was inserted, Gululu took two sips.

Fortunately, it just tastes like ordinary fruit tea. New products are released every season, and each one is pretty much the same.

He still prefers to drink milk tea, the kind that doesn't add much.

Lying on the sofa and tapping on the screen of his mobile phone, Li Zhe swayed his legs leisurely, and became a critic with her without saying a word.

The little golden retriever Yueyue was lying on the floor not far from him, biting her own sleeping mat with her head buried, looking not very smart.

On the rest chair, Lin Youyou was holding the phone in one hand, with a straw in her mouth, and she didn't look too smart.

Zhang Qi sat on the side and moved her head closer. After looking at it for a while, she shook her head: "You are all living together, living together! You have lived together for so long, why do you still have so many things to talk about all day long?"

"Ah? Not really..."

Looking at the message reminders bouncing on her screen again, Zhang Qi couldn't help sighing: "You guys chat like this, and when you finish talking about all the topics, you won't have anything to say in the future."

"Uh……"

Lin Youyou pouted her chin, and thought about it seriously for a while. If Brother Li didn't talk much all day long, then it seems... pretty good?

After all, he is quite handsome when he is quiet, but as long as he speaks, he can drive people to death.

"Let's go to the movies."

"Ah."

After talking to Li Zhe, Lin Youyou put away her phone and followed her towards the cinema.

Zhang Qi asked her out today, mainly to go to the movies - this person bought two tickets and originally wanted to go to the movies with her partner, but her boyfriend suddenly received a notice that he was going on a business trip, so he had to give up.

Zhang Qi, who was too lazy to refund the ticket, contacted Lin Youyou overnight and asked her to go shopping and watch movies together.

As a result, it was only halfway through the opening title, and Lin Youyou already regretted it a little - the picture was cold, with red in the black, and it was accompanied by a creepy soundtrack with strange voices and a woman singing like a song.

A standard horror movie.

"What movie is this? A horror movie?" Lin Youyou grabbed her small satchel and shrank her legs as she fumbled with her hands to grab something.

Careless, I didn't ask clearly before I came.

"Almost, not too scary."

Looking sideways at her, Zhang Qi pushed her glasses: "Are you scared?"

Xiaoyou bit her lip and said nothing. The more scared she was, the more she subconsciously blended into the movie, very focused.

It's just that when watching, she will narrow her eyes slightly, and her expression will be a little dignified. If there is any trouble in the soundtrack, she will immediately cover her face.

Zhang Qi sat by the side drinking milk tea and watching the film, very comfortable.

In a sense, watching this kind of film with Lin Youyou or other friends will give her more experience. If she is with her boyfriend, she will shiver and pretend to be weak.

But now that Lin Youyou is sitting next to him, there is nothing to pretend.

She will only watch the plot with great interest, and then say from time to time: "Haha, I want to laugh!"

Don't panic.

……

It was getting late and the lights were on.

Street lights were turned on block by block, and the whole city was full of traffic. Migrant workers returned home like swallows after a busy day.

Li Zhejing sat in front of the computer, the keyboard was crackling, and he was still typing on the manuscript.

Time needs to be planned, work, rest, study, entertainment... The more one thing takes up, the other things will inevitably shrink. In order to spend more time with Xiaoyou, he You have to hurry up and save the manuscript while the two are separated.

Byte beating, the mobile phone placed aside suddenly vibrated, disturbing people's thoughts.

He squinted slightly dissatisfied.

It was Lin Youyou's call.

"Hey, what's the matter?~"

"Brother Li, do you want jackfruit or grapefruit?"

"It's all right." Pushing the keyboard, Li Zhe leaned on the back of the chair and walked around. He hadn't heard this voice for nearly a day. Now it rang from the phone, which made him a little excited.

"Then why don't you come down and pick it yourself? I'm in this fruit shop next to the community."

"It's okay, you can choose whatever you want, I can do it."

Glancing at his own files, he is now in a good state of mind, if he disconnects here, it will take a long time to regain his state.

"I won't choose..." A weak voice came from the other end of the phone, just listening to it, Li Zhe could hear her bulging mouth: "Will you choose jackfruit?..."

"Hey, stupid, what's wrong with this."

Apart from anything else, Li Zhe got up immediately, opened the web search, and walked towards the entrance: "Wait, I'll come right away, the shop on the right side of the neighborhood, right?"

"Well! Then I'll wait for you here."

In the dark stairwell, Li Zhe stomped on his feet hard. After stepping on the sensor light, he read and pondered while waiting for the elevator, like flipping through a book before an exam, studying at the speed of light.

"Five skills that need to be mastered in picking delicious jackfruit."

"Vendor owner: 4 ways to get you delicious jackfruit."

"How to choose high-quality jackfruit? Many people are wrong! Only after reading it do I realize that this is the correct step..."

"..."

Coming out of the community, Lin Youyou grabbed her small bag and walked towards the fruit shop, still thinking about the horror movie just now.

It's too dark, the corridor is really too dark, and the elevator can't be used by one person at all.

Quickly trick Li Ge down and let him take him home.

　Today is also a witness to history...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)