Football's Number One Madman

Since there are only 3 teams in a group, one team is bound to have a bye.

After defeating the new generation of Spain 6:1, on September 4, 9 days later, Spain and Croatia continued to fight, while England could relax properly and use a rotation lineup to meet the challenge of Switzerland's friendly match.

After all, it is a friendly match. In addition to a concentrated training session every day, Southgate also arranged a team building event to adjust the boring life in the training camp.

Under the attention of the media, Marshal Suo led the big-name superstars of the Three Lions to go deep into the surrounding communities and schools, chat with ordinary citizens cordially, and donate hundreds of thousands of pounds by the way, which is counted as a large-scale public welfare activity.

Southgate's domestic reputation is rising step by step, and he is taking solid steps towards "Master Suo".
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9 month 12 day.

Still at the new Wembley Stadium, England ushered in a small European country, Switzerland.

Although it is only a tiny place, Switzerland ranks among the top 10 in FIFA all year round. This year's UEFA Europa League is also participating in the A2 group competition as a seeded team.

In the first round, they faced Iceland, which was brilliant in the last World Cup at home, and they beat the Vikings in a devastating manner, sending them a 6:0!

After Iceland’s fiasco, the ones who cried the most were the Argentine fans:
[Such a rookie, how did we play a 1:1 with us in the World Cup? 】

However, after two hours, the Argentine fans will cry even worse.

Because of the large rotation, England also played Switzerland 4:0!

——According to the basic principles of the mathematical formula: Argentina=Iceland, Switzerland=Iceland+6, England=Switzerland+4, that means England can play Argentina 10 times!
As for why England only entered Switzerland 4?
That's because Li Polo didn't play until the 80th minute of the game, and scored twice in the last 10 minutes! -
After scoring two goals, Lee Polo also created a small record:

He completed his 100th goal in the England national team!
Tom Jerry, the team leader of the national team, almost snatched a jersey with the number "100" printed on it from the equipment manager, and handed it to Li Boluo impatiently.

Amidst the collective standing + thunderous applause of more than 6 fans at the scene, Lee Polo raised the jersey high up!
After seeing this scene, commentator Carragher, who had been critical of Lee Polo before, could only give applause:

"England has had great luck these few years!"

"If I had met Lee Polo back then, I would have won the World Cup!"

Neville, who took the time to participate in the commentary, had a gratified smile on his face:

"Scoring 100 goals may not be a difficult task for some players who have a long career.

But the most frightening thing about Lee Polo is that he only made his debut on the national team stage a year and a half ago.

It took him less than 100 games to complete the national team's 20-goal record! "

Neville still talked too much.

Lee Polo scored 18 goals in only 16 games (including 100 starts)!
With his performance of scoring 6 goals in four days, he successfully got rid of Ronaldo, who was tied with himself for 94 goals, and became the top scorer of the national team!
——Unfortunately, he is only on active duty.

Next, his goal is a lesser-known legend who is often mentioned in statistics.

Ali Daei, the Iranian international who has retired for 11 years and scored 109 goals for the national team!

There are still 9 goals between them! -
After finishing the national team, Lee Polo returned to the club.

Due to accepting the rotation arrangement, he is very energetic now, and he can't wait to get involved in the club's games as soon as possible.

On September 9, just as he was about to bring coach Conte to the pre-match press conference for the fifth round, Lisanna, who was at home with her children, called:

"Bruce has a fever!"

Li Bo Luo was stunned for a moment:
"Is your father terribly ill? Shall I go and see him?"

Lisanna hung up the phone in anger!

[Negative emotions from Lisanna, +748! 】

Then Lee Polo finally complained:
"When I named my child, I shouldn't have the same name as my father-in-law!"
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For children less than half a year old, headaches and brain fever are always the top priority. Li Polo immediately dropped Conte, directed his full-time driver, and rushed to the hospital with one kick of the accelerator.

Conte shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly felt that this exhaust gas was a little sweet!

【This guy can finally get out! 】

[Next, it's time for me, Antonio, to show off! 】

[Tomorrow's opponent is just a newly promoted - Cardiff City, watch me get a big victory like chopping melons and vegetables! 】

[Tell them to shut up all the idiots who have been spraying me with "only hugging thighs"! 】
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Due to Li Polo's temporary absence, the heat of Chelsea's game not only did not decline, but increased...

Everyone couldn't wait to see if Kong Er's idiot would capsize in the gutter on the newly promoted horse...

But to their disappointment, without Li Boluo's suppression, another thigh in the team completely exploded!
Hazard completed a hat-trick in the first half and killed the suspense directly before the break!

In the second half, Fabregas assisted William and scored the icing on the cake. The game entered garbage time early, but he relaxed his vigilance at the last moment and allowed his opponent to score a face-saving goal.

4: 1!

Chelsea continued to maintain the momentum of winning the start and firmly led the standings with 15 points!
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As the first round of matches after the national team game week, this round of the Premier League is somewhat unusual.

The "FIFA virus" that often appeared in the past does not seem to have much impact this time.

Most of the main players are the main players of the rich teams in various countries, and they performed well in this round.

The first is the Red Devils Manchester United. They defeated Watford, who had maintained a complete victory in the first four rounds, 2:1 away, and gave the "Bumblebee" their first defeat of the new season.

Liverpool beat Tottenham with the same 2:1 countdown in the away game, and maintained the momentum of winning the start together with Chelsea.

Arsenal also defeated the demoralized Newcastle United in an away game, and the score was also 2:1...

The only exception happened to Manchester City.

Maybe there are too many South American players in the team (Jesus, Aguero, Asuka, Otamendi, Ederson), and the long journey made them physically ill. Maybe it was Sterling and De Bruyne. The key players were unable to play. Although Blue Moon played very proactively in this game, the cooperation between the three fronts always lacked a tacit understanding, so that the opponents seized the opportunity and played many sharp counterattacks!

Their opponent...is newly promoted, the new Wimbledon!

Manchester City, who had just arrived without a visa in the summer, abandoned his midfielder Delph and completed a steal from Jesus. His midfield partner Cazorla deftly got rid of Gundogan's defense and easily split the left.

Mount, who was a winger, used an emergency stop to smash the ball, swayed Walker who was approaching to press, and then sent the ball to the middle of the penalty area.

Ederson desperately abandoned the goal to attack, but inexplicably slipped his hands at the last moment, allowing the ball to slip through his hands and flew towards Origi who was guarding in front of the goal...

The Belgian striker on loan from Liverpool accepted the gift with a smile and directly headed the ball into the empty goal!

1: 0!

The new Wimbledon, who played in the Premier League for the first time, won the first victory in the top league with a group of old, weak, sick and disabled!
Manchester City told Chelsea with personal lessons:
"Don't underestimate any opponent!"

"Even if the opponent is a newly promoted horse!"