Football's Number One Madman

"Kylian Mbappe: The new king!"

One day in mid-September, the famous Spanish media "Marca" published such an article.

According to their analysis, the 19-year-old Mbappe has surpassed the 19-year-old Ronaldo, Messi, and Li Polo in an all-round way, and can be called the new king.

They listed the goal difference between Mbappe and the other three superstars from the three aspects of the club, the Champions League, and the national team. The data are detailed, well-founded, and convincing.

俱乐部进球方面，姆巴佩为摩纳哥、巴黎圣日耳曼打进了52球。19岁的梅西为巴萨打进了25球，而19岁的C罗为里斯本竞技、曼联打进了17球。

In the Champions League, Mbappe has scored 10 goals, Messi scored 2 goals at the time, and the 19-year-old Ronaldo has not yet scored in the Champions League.

For the national team, Mbappe has now scored 9 goals for France, Ronaldo has scored 19 goals for Portugal at the age of 7, and Messi scored 19 goals for Argentina at the age of 4.

Among the four superstars appearing in the same frame, Lee Polo is undoubtedly the most embarrassing one.

Because... At the age of 19, he was still dawdling in Clapton, the ninth grade, with only 30 pounds of pocket money to subsidize his family every week!

0 goals for the club.

What is the Champions League?
What is the national team?
In his data column, there are all cold and heartless 000!

A reporter quickly contacted Li Poluo and wanted to interview him about his thoughts.

His agent, Alan Barnett, had originally rejected this interview, which was full of malicious hype intentions, but Lee Polo chose to accept it.

"I'm just an amateur player who made his debut halfway. I only entered the fourth-level league at the age of 20. I am not qualified to compare with Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappé, and Neymar, who are full of talents."

Facing the camera, he frankly admitted his innate inadequacies:

"If it wasn't for Mr. Neil Ardley who signed me with his insight, I might still be working as a waiter in a store or restaurant in London."

Then he turned around:
"Mbappe is obviously the most talented player in the younger generation. I am very optimistic about him becoming the next Ronaldo or Messi, but not the next Li Polo."

The reporter immediately asked:
"why?"

Li Boluo smiled leisurely:
"Because I have no talent, the reason why I can achieve what I am today is because I have experienced unbearable suffering and torture for ordinary people!"

"All my coaches and team-mates knew that after every training session at the club, I would give myself extra drills, which even made our goalkeeper impatient.

And during the summer vacation when everyone is resting, I will also practice my ball control and shooting skills at home day after day!Can he do it? "

[Negative emotions from the closest comrade-in-arms-Lisanna, +66! 】

The journalist from the Madrid region nodded thoughtfully.

Although Lee Polo is a recognized villain by public opinion, no one can deny his arduous efforts to become a top player-at least in the first three seasons.

The reporter turned the topic to the upcoming game:
"Do you have anything to say about the Champions League group stage that will start tomorrow?"

Li Poluo rubbed the mustache that had just grown a little on his chin, and showed a smile that was not smiling:
"Oh? I don't have anything to say about an opponent I'm too familiar with."

"I want to pay tribute to the plot of last season and let the second team in the group go to the Europa League!"

The reporter couldn't help but his eyes lit up!
"The plot of last season" refers to Chelsea kicking Atletico Madrid to the Europa League.And this season... the second team in the same group as Chelsea is Real Madrid, also from Madrid!

It is their opponent tomorrow!
There is no need for the media to fan the flames, Li Polo has already stirred up the enthusiasm for this duel! -
Sure enough, at the pre-match press conference in the afternoon, the same question was thrown in front of Lee Polo again.

Lee Polo changed his answer:
"The final in 2016 was Atlético Madrid against Real Madrid.

The 2017 final was between Valencia and Real Madrid.

In the 2018 final, Chelsea will face Real Madrid.

Watching the same team perform on stage every year can be a little too tedious for the audience.

Therefore, in order to avoid aesthetic fatigue, I want to prevent problems before they happen, and let Real Madrid report in the Europa League during the group stage!I believe there will be many teams supporting me! "

—— Among other things, at least the fans of Barcelona and Atletico Madrid will definitely cheer for him!

[Negative emotions from the Real Madrid team, +14849! 】

【Are you a dog! 】
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October 9, 19:8pm.

Stamford Bridge was brightly lit and overcrowded.

Conte has already walked into the stadium first and shook hands with the opposing coach Zidane cordially.

They were teammates at Juventus for five years from 1996 to 2001, and Conte was the captain at the time.Even after 5 years, there is still a trace of comradeship, at least there is not much hatred between each other.

The scene of Conte leading Chelsea to beat Real Madrid in the Champions League final four months ago seems to be still vivid.

Zidane stroked his big bald head and sat down in his seat with a dignified expression, but quickly signaled the assistant coach to take out the tactical board to conduct a final check on the tactical arrangement before the game.

"C Ronaldo is still recovering from his injury, Isco came to play on the left..."

"Bell on the right, his recent physical condition deserves attention, and attention should be paid to the reasonable distribution of physical energy..."

"Tell Marcelo not to advance too hard, and be careful that he can't return to defense in time..."

……

While the coaches were still busy checking for deficiencies, the atmosphere in the player tunnel had become heated.

Li Polo raised his chin towards the opposite Real Madrid player:

"Brothers, don't tell me today, you don't have a tacit understanding in the club?"

The Spanish internationals who had just been kicked by him a week ago-Ramos, Carvajal, Isco...all of them had dark faces and were silent.

He glanced behind Benzema and laughed:
"Why didn't Ronaldo come?"

"Are you relying on this lineup to deal with me?"

"After the game, you won't explain why you lost with a disorganized lineup?"

[Negative emotions from the Real Madrid team, +16849! 】

He looked at the big tall goalkeeper standing in the front again:

"Tebaut, you left in such a hurry that I didn't even give you a proper farewell!"

There was a bitterness in Courtois' mouth.

But as a former teammate, he couldn't act like a stranger, so he could only turn around stiffly, and hugged Lee Polo:
"I can't help it, man."

"As a former teammate, I have always been full of respect and appreciation for you."

Li Poluo nodded with a smile:

"If you had told me at the time, this matter would never have gotten to that point!"

Courtois responded with a little embarrassment, and then heard Li Polo add:
"Bring it on, Tebow!"

"Let me see, have you been lax in Spain?"

[Courtois, +886! 】