Football's Number One Madman

Fabregas was not the only Spanish player who had an accident. His best friend Pique when he was in the La Masia youth training camp did not appear in the Spanish squad.

As early as after learning about the UEFA Europa League schedule, Pi Kanchuan directly announced his withdrawal from the national team, euphemistically saying "to leave more opportunities for young people".

So now he is accompanying Shakira carefree, enjoying the sunshine on the beach in Barcelona, ​​and then finding a young model to have a stimulating extramarital affair.

As Iniesta and Pique gradually faded out, the new Spain ushered in a big change.

On the back line, Ramos, Nacho, Carvajal, and Alba are fairly complete. In addition, there are Alonso, Azpilicueta, Barcelona's right back Roberto, and Li Bo. Ronaldo's old teammate Gaya in Valencia.

In terms of midfield, in addition to Busquets, Thiago, Saul, Ceballos, Suso, Rodri and other post-90s can't wait to compete for posts.

On the forward line, Real Madrid players such as Isco, Morata, and Asensio began to occupy the main positions. Another old teammate of Li Polo, Rodrygo, was also produced by the Real Madrid youth academy...

However, standing at the forefront of the Matador Legion today is not Morata, who is frustrated at Manchester United, but Aspas from Celta.

Spain's new head coach is also an old acquaintance - former Barcelona coach Luis Enrique.

Because his predecessor, Lopetegui, revealed that he was going to coach Real Madrid in the World Cup, the Spanish Football Association fired the unreliable head coach and let Hierro temporarily lead the team to finish the World Cup. , Then Hierro was unwilling to clean up the mess, so he gave Enrique the opportunity to coach.

After taking office, Enrique didn't seem to have much opinion, especially after Iniesta and Pique withdrew from the national team at the same time, he began to form a new national team with Real Madrid players as his team.

Ramos, Nacho, Carvajal, Isco, Asensio, Ceballos, and Rodrygo, Alonso, Sarabia, Hermoso from the Real Madrid youth academy There is even Albiol, the former Real Madrid veteran, who came out of the game...

This kind of team building idea has allowed him to get strong support from Real Madrid, and Barcelona has already heard complaints.

Today is Enrique's first official game since coaching, and he also expects the team he leads to be on the right track...

It's just that he was a little unlucky.

The team has only trained for four or five days, and the new teammates have not yet formed a tacit understanding, and they will face the new World Cup champion! -
"Is there no one in Spain?"

"Are you underestimating me?"

In the 4th minute of the game, Li Polo greeted the Spanish defense with an extremely fierce high-altitude bombing.

He avoided Spanish captain Ramos and chose to start with Nacho, who is 180 tall!
When Li Boluo soared into the air, this young Real Madrid defender hadn't even reached his crotch!
De Gea subconsciously stretched out his feet to block, but he didn't keep up with Li Polo's rhythm at all!

1: 0!

"Oh?"

Lee Polo, who opened the record for the first time, turned around and taunted:
"I didn't notice anyone was defending!"

Nacho, who suffered the humiliation of his crotch, smoked from his seven orifices!
[Negative emotions from Nacho, +1478! 】

[De Gea, +233! 】

[Spanish team, +23145! 】
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Since the new team has just been formed, the Spanish national team is far from being 100% in shape.

Not to mention anything else, just look at his forward line, 176's Aspers is in the middle, 176's Isco and 182's Rodrigo are on the two wings, it seems that he still wants to play the old routine of ground penetration.

But... Isco was not a simple right winger, and his speed was not top-notch. He was suffering from Luke Shaw, the little left-wing track and field prince in England.

Although the left winger Rodrigo has a good speed and a precise pass, but... what he met was England's right tank-Kyle Walker!
Walker, who is as strong as an armed tank, is the type Rodrigo fears most!

As for Spain's midfield brain - Thiago, he met Henderson and Dyer, two rough guys who like to fight hand-to-hand, and his delicate skills suddenly couldn't be used...

Coupled with the fact that Lingard and Kane retreated in turn to participate in the press, Spain's midfielder was in a hurry for a while.

In the 17th minute, Henderson and Thiago had a [-]-[-] opponent. Thiago subconsciously withdrew his power at the last second, allowing Henderson to block the ball back.

Lingard split the side with a sharp kick, and Kane sprinted along the right. Fortunately, the speed of Alonso who was facing him was average. After chasing for more than ten meters, the distance became wider and wider. Finally, he watched Kai Er flicked and dunked the ball on the right wing of the penalty area, and sent an inverted triangle back pass!
Nacho, who was closest to him, stretched out his feet to block him, but he didn't expect that Kane's pass was not completely attached to the ground, but floated slightly. Although he changed direction after being blocked by him, it flew from scratch Turned into a half high ball!
Li Polo had been prepared for a long time, and while patting his horse and rushing to the landing point, he stretched out his right hand and gave Nacho a thumbs up!
Sticking the earth from the right side, let him shoot directly... It's really difficult!
But if you change to a half-height header, it's almost like breathing, and you can do it with your eyes closed!

"Whoosh!"

Just as Ramos reached out to grab Li Polo's jersey, he saw a white light jump into the net!

2: 0!

Lee Polo, who scored twice, still maintained his right-hand thumbs-up posture, and even deliberately turned to the good guy who helped Kane get the assist:

"Thanks, buddy!"

Nacho couldn't help but burst into anger!

[Nacho, +1886! 】

[Ramos, +444! 】

[De Gea, +233! 】

[Spanish team, +34526! 】
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"Kane's wide cross... the effect is pretty good!"

Southgate, who was sitting on the coach's bench, rubbed his chin and muttered to himself:

"Before the World Cup, I haven't seen him so actively pull sidelines!"

Assistant coach Howard glanced at the figure standing in front of the goal, showing a strange smile:

"He has found his place in this national team, which is also a good thing!"

At this moment, Kane was running towards Li Polo, gave him a warm high-five, and shouted in his own vague accent:
"Dry up to four ducks!"
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Although Kane's crosses are still uncomfortable, Li Polo has already felt the sincerity and sincerity of his teammate.

He also worked very hard to give full play to himself, fighting with Ramos and Nacho, while trying to get his teammates' passes to the goal.

But just like the Spanish formation was just formed, the combination of Lee Polo and Kane also lacked sufficient tacit understanding. After playing for a full 70 minutes, Kane only completed two assists, but was assisted by Lee Polo once.

In addition, Lingard also assisted Li Polo with a through ball to complete a hat-trick. Coupled with Henderson's strong long-range shot in the middle, England achieved a huge 70:5 advantage at 0 minutes.

Seeing that the winning ticket was in hand, Southgate began to rotate players. Maguire, Cheek, and Trippier all went into battle one after another, replacing Cahill, Henderson, and Walker.

But even this group of substitute players was a little ecstatic, which led to Spain getting a chance at the last moment.

Cheek didn't mark Thiago. The latter finally had space to complete a high-quality long pass to split the side. Asensio, who came off the bench, wiped out Maguire, whose legs hadn't moved yet. Cut, oblique straight plug in one go.

He didn't pass to Morata, who also came off the bench - probably because he knew that his teammate's foot skills were far inferior to his header skills - but passed directly to Rodrygo on the left.

England's right centre-back Joe Gomez did not mark the man closely, allowing Rodrygo to seize the opportunity to go forward alertly and put the ball in the goal from the sixteen-yard line!
1: 5!

Rodrigo, who saved his face, rushed towards the middle circle with the ball in his arms, only to see Li Polo with a gloomy face:
"Hey, friend, are you provocative?"

Rodrygo was so scared that he threw the ball on the ground:
"Brother, it's me, Rodrigo!"

Looking at this familiar face in front of him, the image of fighting side by side in Valencia for two seasons also came to Lee Polo's mind.

Li Poluo took a deep breath and decided to stick to his principles:

"Since you got one, I have to return at least one!"

The corner of Rodrigo's mouth twitched, and then he watched as Li Polo rushed into the Spanish defense surrounded by layers like a mad lion, and fell down in the penalty area under the joint shovel of Nacho and Ramos. Inside!

"drop!!!"

The harsh whistle sounded, and the referee firmly pointed to the 12 yard point!

penalty!
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Rodrigo originally thought that Li Polo was so obsessed with scoring goals that he would probably take the penalty himself, but he didn't expect that after Li Polo stood up from the ground, he just slapped his butt and threw the football to Lin. Gard:

"You didn't score a goal today, did you, Jesse?"

Lingard showed a confident smile:
"I knew a long time ago that you would create opportunities for me!"

Li Poluo patted him on the shoulder and exited the restricted area.

Lingard put away his smile and turned to look at the Spanish goal. At this moment, he transformed into Lin Huang.

Even if his club teammate De Gea is standing on the goal line, Lin Huang sees nothing in his eyes!

Facing the strongest goalkeeper of the Red Devils, the confident Lin Huang rubbed out a spoon!
De Gea jumped in the wrong direction and could only sigh!
[Lee Polo makes a point, Lingard makes a free throw. 】

[How can I, a mere mortal, beat two peerless superstars! 】