Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 27 Playing the Wife
After closing the door, Jiang Jun let out a long sigh of relief, thankful that he avoided Yu Baibai's heaven-defying beauty.

Yu Baibai is not only beautiful but also has a good figure. Jiang Jun sees them all. However, this kind of heroine is the same as watching TV dramas. There is no special feeling, just that the heroine looks good. It looks good, that's all.

However, when I saw the fish swaying just now, my heart trembled inexplicably, and I actually felt it?

Jiang Jun shook his head fiercely, thinking that he might be crazy, the other party was just a 25-year-old girl, how could he have feelings for a junior?

terrible!
This kind of thinking is really terrible!
Jiang Jun quickly patted his cheek, calmed down a bit, and then went downstairs.

Making money is important, making money is important, everything else is bullshit.

……

……

Jiang Jun had been busy all day, and before he knew it, it was getting dark.

At this time, the phone rang, and Jiang Jun took out the phone and saw that it was Yu Baibao's phone number.

"Hello? What's the matter?" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Uncle, get me something to eat, I'm hungry." Yu waved.

"You don't know how to order takeaway?" Jiang Jun said.

"It doesn't have to be you who order takeaway, I'd rather give you the money than I can give it to other riders." Yu Bai said.

"I'm off work, so I don't have time to deliver it to you." Jiang Jun said.Because Yubai's words are still pleasing to the ear, Jiang Jun's attitude is also a little softer.

"Uncle, are you off work?" Yubai asked in surprise.

"Hmm." Jiang Jun said.

"That's fine, bring something to eat when you come back, I'll wait for you." Yu waved.

Jiang Jun: "..."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines. He found a very serious problem, that is, his IQ balance was obviously insufficient in front of Yu Baibai. Every time he chatted, he was led by the nose by Yubaibai. Powerlessness.

"Oh right." Yu Baibai added: "Rice noodles, I want to eat rice noodles."

"Is that stuff nutritious? Why do you eat that kind of thing all day long?" Jiang Jun accused.

"What do you know, this is called traditional culture." Yubai said contemptuously.

Snapped--

The phone was hung up.

"Heh, now I know traditional culture." Jiang Jun looked at the phone screen and muttered, "Who cares what you eat."

……

……

Half an hour later, Jiang Jun opened the door of the house and took a look at the fish. She seemed to have not moved this afternoon, and she was still sitting cross-legged on the floor and concentrating on playing games. I remember that when I delivered food to her this afternoon, she This is the shape.

Reminiscing that Yu Baibai is a graduate student at Northeastern University, I find it unbelievable that a contestant who doesn't take classes all the year round is still the No.1 professional in every exam.

This can't help but make Jiang Jun start to doubt the quality of study of contemporary college students. The player who plays games all day is actually the professional No.1?
Jiang Jun shook his head helplessly, took off his shoes, put the rice noodles on the dining table, and said, "You rice noodles!"

Yubai stared at the TV screen intently, and lazily replied, "Okay—"

Jiang Jun walked to the living room and began to clean up the mess in the living room. While cleaning, he said: "I don't ask you to clean up the room for me when you are at home, at least you don't make it like this?"

Jiang Jun shook off the half bag of potato chips, and complained: "Why do you buy so much of this kind of junk food? You can't eat it every time!"

The fish couldn't move its body, and it crackled and operated the handle in its hand, responding: "Oh——"

Jiang Jun kicked the fish under his feet angrily, and said, "Hurry up and eat the rice noodles, I won't warm you up when it's cold!"

Maybe Jiang Jun kicked her a few times and affected her game operation, so she curled up angrily and complained: "Hey, don't move..."

Before the words fell, Yu Baibai came to his senses, put down the handle, and looked up at Jiang Jun.

"Uncle, are you back?" Yu Baibai asked in surprise.

Jiang Jun: "..."

"Didn't you hear what I just told you about feelings?" Jiang Jun shouted.

"Have you bought rice noodles?" Yu Bai asked anxiously, "I'm starving to death."

Jiang Jun pointed to the bra on the potted plant, and said, "Give me your..."

Before she finished speaking, Yu Piao found the rice noodle on the dining table. She laughed, first hugged Jiang Jun, and then rushed towards the rice noodle.

"I knew Uncle was the best." Yu waved.

But good-looking women are like this, if you act like a spoiled child to you, you have no temper at all, Jiang Jun helplessly let go of the hand pointing at the bra.

Yubai turned over the rice noodles and said in surprise, "Eh? Uncle, why do you buy two servings? I can't eat that much."

"I won't eat!" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"You haven't eaten your mutton and goat's milk yet!" Fish waved.

As soon as Jiang Jun heard the word mutton, he immediately started to feel nauseous. Before he ate it, his mouth began to secrete that strong smell.

"Don't eat!" Jiang Jun said.

After all, Jiang Jun walked towards the bathroom, he planned to wash all the clothes that should be washed before eating, but the moment he opened the washing bucket, he felt bad all over.

But I saw that the laundry bucket was already full, and it was full of fishy clothes, all kinds of things, underwear, socks, underwear...

Jiang Jun blushed and shouted, "Fish!"

"Ah?" Yubai ran out, poked his head out from there, and looked at Jiang Jun suspiciously.

Jiang Jun pointed to the clothes in the washing bucket, and said, "Hurry up and deal with these for me first."

"Let's just leave it there." The fish ate the rice noodles without any intention of moving at all.

"I want to wash things!" Jiang Jun said.

"Oh." Yu Baibai revealed a mouthful of rice noodles, and said, "That's just right, I washed mine too, thank you."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun rushed out angrily, and yelled at the fish who were eating rice noodles: "You don't know how to wash it yourself! Why do you ask me to wash it for you!"

Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun, with clear eyes, and said in a dull tone: "This divorced man is really unstable, he can care about washing clothes; how about this, put what you want to wash in there." Alright, I'll wash it for you when I'm done eating."

Jiang Jun was angry, and he really admired this fish's ability to argue three points even if it was unreasonable.

"You didn't run away from home, did you? I'm afraid your father drove you out?" Jiang Jun said angrily, "It's no wonder your father is not in a hurry to find you. If I had a girl like you, I would go crazy! "

After speaking, Jiang Jun turned and walked to the bathroom. He took a basin, put all the things he needed to wash in it, and then walked back to the kitchen to prepare for dinner.

"You wash your own things first, I don't need your help for mine." Jiang Jun said with a cold face.

Jiang Jun opened the rice noodles and found that his rice noodles were gone.

"Huh? Where's my rice noodles?" Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai.

Yu Baibai revealed a mouthful of rice noodles and said, "It's here, what's the matter?"

"What about your own rice noodles?" Jiang Jun asked.

"I've run out of food." Yubai said confidently, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Jiang Jun frowned directly. He pointed at the fish and yelled, "You still have the face to ask me what's wrong. You ate all my portion. What should I eat?"

"Hey, no, I didn't eat all of it. I just moved my chopsticks." Yu Baibai pushed the remaining rice noodles in front of Jiang Jun, and said, "Here, if you want to eat, here's more."

"You've eaten it all, and you give it to me again, do you think it's appropriate!" Jiang Jun said.

"Oh." Yubaiba thought for a while, took out the mutton from the refrigerator, and said, "Uncle, you eat this, it will get better."

When Jiang Jun saw the mutton, his stomach started to reflux again.

"I'll go...can you stop bringing me this thing?" Jiang Jun said.

"Hey!" Yu Bai stepped forward and fed him the mutton: "Uncle, if you don't eat this stuff, no one will eat it. Besides, this stuff is very expensive. If you don't eat it, it will be wasted."

"Don't give me this stuff, I can't eat it." Jiang Jun turned his head.

Seeing this, Yu Baibai sighed and said, "Success."

She pushed the rice noodles to Jiang Jun again, and said, "You just eat mutton with rice noodles, and the taste of rice noodles makes you happy just thinking about it."

"Okay, don't give me your mutton anymore, I'll order takeaway again." Jiang Jun said.

Take a look at the fish, is this okay?No matter what I do, I can't let the uncle give up the treatment. He was very energetic when he ate mutton yesterday, and now is the critical period of treatment.

She stepped forward and forced the mutton into Jiang Jun's mouth.

Jiang Jun struggled a lot, as long as he struggled, there would inevitably be some embarrassing physical contact, and Jiang Jun was a dogmatic person, he was too embarrassed to touch other girls, but in the end he couldn't hold back the fish, so he got it This lamb.

After dinner, Yu Baibai went to wash clothes.

"Hey fish, hurry up and wash, I'll wash mine after washing." Jiang Jun urged.

"No need, I washed yours too." Yu Baibai shouted from the bathroom.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun stood up and walked towards the bathroom. His underwear was still sandwiched in his clothes. He was quite a grown man, how could he let a little girl wash his underwear?

"My, what are you washing? Did I ask you to wash..."

Before the words fell, Jiang Jun was stunned when he saw it.

"Oh, no..." Jiang Jun grabbed Yubai, pointed to the clothes in the washing bucket, and said, "You put all the socks, panties and underwear together for washing?"

Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun, smiled angrily, and said, "What? Uncle, you won't be infected with some unclean disease, right?"

"You just contracted an unclean disease!" Jiang Jun scolded.

"Then what are you afraid of!" Yubai gave Jiang Jun a strange look, and then she was about to press the start button of the washing machine.

Jiang Jun pulled her back and said, "Socks, underwear, and panties cannot be washed together. This is common sense, don't you know?"

"I don't know, I usually wash like this." Yu Bai looked at Jiang Jun blankly, and said, "Are you all so particular about washing your clothes?"

"Okay." Jiang Jun waved the fish away impatiently, and said, "Let me wash it, I can't blame you for anything."

Yu looked at it, and immediately smiled happily. This result was what she wanted most; but she thought it would be inappropriate to just leave like this; she stood behind Jiang Jun and said expressively: "That... ...Or I'll do it, it's always weird for a man to wash clothes at home."

Now Jiang Jun is annoyed when he sees Yu Baibai, and his brain is buzzing even when he hears Yu Baibai.

"Stay aside!" Jiang Jun said angrily.

Yu put his hands behind his back playfully, coughed, tilted his head and said, "Then... I really don't care?"

"Hey, don't bother me!" Jiang Jun said.

Yu Baibai pursed her lips, and smiled nicely, feeling that it wasn't that she didn't help, but that Jiang Jun didn't use her, so she turned around and left with peace of mind.

Jiang Jun took out all the clothes in the washing machine, sorted them again, put all the white clothes in a basin, these can be washed together; put together the pure cotton clothes, these need a single piece Washable; put mixed cotton clothes together, these can be washed together, because the color does not fade.

As for those socks, underwear, and underwear, put them in three basins and wash them separately. These need to be washed by hand.

"Uncle?"

Yu Baibai appeared behind Jiang Jun at some point, lying on the wall with only her head sticking out.

"Ah?" Jiang Jun turned around: "What's wrong with you!"

Yubai smiled, showed the bra that was hanging on the potted plant before, and said, "This one also needs to be washed."

Jiang Jun was completely impatient. He pointed to the underwear in the basin and said, "You've only lived in my house for a few days? How many pants and underwear are there? Do you wear a set every day?"

Yu swayed his eyes, and asked plainly, "Uncle, do you only change one pair of underwear a week?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun choked, and slowly closed his eyes. He didn't catch his breath, and almost carried it away. He pointed at the fish with his trembling finger, and said, "Bring it!"

"Oh." Yubai responded, threw the underwear over, then giggled, and ran away.

It doesn't matter if you throw it, it just hangs on Jiang Jun's head, he smells the faint creamy smell, his face is covered with black lines.

He tore off the underwear on top of his head, and fell into the basin angrily.

Because he was holding back his anger, Jiang Jun washed his clothes with extra effort, as if venting his anger.

Unexpectedly, he couldn't control his strength with a click, and the underwear of the fish pendulum was rubbed off...

Jiang Jun blushed: "Uh..."

At this time, I heard the fish in the living room shouting: "Uncle, you are calling!"

"Pick it up for me!" Jiang Jun said.

"Oh." Yubai responded, and connected the phone: "Hello? How are you?"

What Rang Yubaiba never expected was that Jiang Jun's mother was on the other end of the phone.

"Xiaoxue?" Mother Jiang asked suspiciously.

hiss--

Yu Baibai took a deep breath, covered the phone's receiver, and ran into the bathroom thumping.

Jiang Jun didn't know why Yu Baibai ran over suddenly at this moment, just in time for him to rub Yu Baibai's underwear torn, so he hurriedly pressed the underwear into the basin to prevent being caught. Discover.

"What are you doing again!" Jiang Jun said in a panic.

Yu grinned to signal him not to speak loudly, and then she put a finger on her lips: "Shh! Shhh!"

"What's wrong?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

Yu Baibai pointed at the phone and mouthed to him: "It might be your mother!"

"I'll do it!" Jiang Jun stood up straight away, quickly dried his hands, and said, "Did you talk to my mother?"

Yubai nodded fiercely, and told him in one breath: "Nonsense, didn't you ask me to answer the phone!"

When Jiang Jun heard it, his face turned pale: "I'll do it, what should I do?"

Jiang Jun panicked, and so did Yu Baibai.

Mother Jiang on the other end of the phone asked unknowingly, "Hello? Is it Xiaoxue?"

Jiang Jun scratched his head with a headache, he thought for a while, and quietly told Yu Baibai: "Aren't you usually good at acting? Play my wife!"

"Huh?" Yu looked at Jiang Jun exaggeratedly, and said, "What am I talking about? What am I talking about?"

Jiang Jun flashed the back of his hand and signaled: Hurry up, you can say anything.

Under the urging, Yu Baibai connected the phone, and she smiled stiffly: "Hello, Mom? The signal was not good just now." At the same time as she spoke, Yu Baibai kept looking at Jiang Jun, because she didn't know what she said right?

Jiang Jun nodded in satisfaction, and gave a thumbs up. Anyway, calling "Mom" was half of the trick.

Mother Jiang said, "Xiaoxue, why did your voice change?"

"Ah!" Yu said stiffly, "Mom, I have a bit of a cold."

"Have you caught a cold?" Mother Jiang said worriedly, "Then you should have a good rest, the last thing you want to do is catch a cold in summer."

"Well, it's okay, don't worry, Mom." Yu waved.

"Well, by the way, where's Xiaojun?" Mother Jiang asked again.

"Ah, you said big..."

When Jiang Jun heard it, the 'S' sound of the word 'shu' in 'Uncle' came out, his face was livid with fright, he waved his hands frantically, implying frantically...

"Ah cough!" Yubai coughed heavily, and forcibly changed his voice: "You mean me, Xiaojun? He's here, he's here."

Seeing this, Jiang Jun quickly answered the phone and said, "Hey, Mom, what's the matter?"

"Xiaojun, mom has nothing to do. I just want to tell you that I brought your grandpa to the city today. If you are not busy with work, come and see your grandpa." Mother Jiang said.

"Ah, fine, no problem, I'll go there when I have time." Jiang Jun said.

"Yeah." Mother Jiang pondered for a while, and said, "That Xiaoxue has a cold, right?"

"Well, the air conditioner is blowing, it's all right, just a little cough." At the same time as the words were spoken, Jiang Jun waved the back of his hand to Yu Yu, motioning her to cough as a sign.

Yu waved his understanding, and hurriedly coughed heavily: "Ah cough!"

Mother Jiang was worried when she heard this, and said, "Xiaojun, I heard this is serious, no way, I'll go and see Xiaoxue tomorrow."

When Jiang Jun heard this, his eyes almost popped out, and he hurriedly said, "Oh, no need, she's almost on the mend, the first two days were worse than this, it's okay."

Then, Jiang Jun hurriedly said: "Mom, is there anything else to do? If there is nothing else, I will hang up the phone first. I will call you back tomorrow. I have other things to be busy with."

"There's nothing else to do," Mother Jiang said.

"Well, mom, that's it, I'm dead." Jiang Jun said.

"Yeah." Mother Jiang responded, and then she didn't forget to add: "Xiaojun, take good care of Xiaoxue."

"Hey, don't worry, Mom, it's okay." Jiang Jun said.

Snapped--

hang up the phone.

Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time. Although lying is not considered physical work, it takes a lot of brain and energy. After a set of lies, it is also physically and mentally exhausting.

Yu pendulum slowed down for a while, and said angrily: "Uncle, I said you didn't note your phone number? It just so happened that I reacted quickly! Or is there something wrong?"

Jiang Jun smiled wryly, and said: "Who knew that my mother would call me at this critical point."

"Oh, that's right..." Yu Baibai came to his senses and asked, "Uncle, why didn't you tell your mother about your divorce?"

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