Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 28 Doubt about life...

Jiang Jun thought for a while, and said: "There is no way to say this, tell them, and they will also get angry."

As soon as he said that, Jiang Jun's aunt's ugly face immediately appeared in Jiang Jun's mind. Let the family know about the divorce, so what can be done?Then Sun Hongyan was looking for trouble when she had nothing to do, but at that time, she might have said something ugly from that dog's mouth.

There is also the second uncle, Sun Qingsheng, who usually wears a pair of underpants with Sun Hongyan. They are on the same front, and they have nothing to say to their loving mother. There is nothing wrong with it.

"Uncle?" Yu Baibai said softly.

"Huh?" Jiang Jun withdrew his thoughts.

"You didn't look quite right just now." Yu waved.

"Is there?" Jiang Jun didn't admit it.

Yubai nodded and said, "The roots of your teeth are about to be crushed, can't you feel it?"

Jiang Jun blushed and said, "No! You read it wrong!"

"Oh." Yu Bai responded without saying anything, then thought for a while and said: "Then it's not a problem that you keep hiding it like this? You can't tell the truth."

Jiang Jun sighed, and said sadly: "It's a day if you can hide it for a day."

Then, Jiang Jun realized in shock, how could he talk about this kind of thing with an unmarried brat?
Jiang Jun stared, and said angrily: "Why are you asking so many questions, it has nothing to do with you!"

Then, Jiang Jun became angry and said: "Besides, didn't you also run out in order not to marry that old man? You hid for a day for a year, but you can't hide for a lifetime. Why don't you go back and marry that old man?" What about men! Talk about me! Cut!"

"Hey!" Yu said with his arms crossed, "I said uncle, you are too much, if it wasn't for me, your parents would have known about your divorce, okay?"

Jiang Jun blushed with guilt, he turned and left, and said, "I'm off to do the laundry, I don't have time to talk to you!"

Yubai stood on the sofa, crossed his hips, pointed at Jiang Jun, and said condescendingly: "You are clearly wronged, do you dare to come back and argue with me!"

Jiang Jun smiled disdainfully, and said: "I am seven years older than you, what are you talking about with a brat like you? I am ashamed to win or lose! Telling you... Haha."

"Little kid?" In the past few days when Yu Baibai came into contact with Jiang Jun, what he hated the most was Jiang Jun's words. You must know that no one dared to speak to her like that before.

Yu swayed and patted his chest, straightened forward, and said, "Look back at me, do you think I'm young, this little fairy is very charming!"

Jiang Jun ignored it, sighed regretfully, and left.

Yu Baibai was still yelling at the back, Jiang Jun didn't pay any attention to it, and just washed his clothes. He firmly believed that as long as he ignored Yu Baibai, she would be bored and silent in a while. Once he gave her a chance to speak, That would be endless.

Break up with her?

I don't need to do anything else for the night, just study her "big and small" issues, it's meaningless, I have to deliver food tomorrow, making money is the most important thing.

Sure enough, after a while, Yu Baibai stopped making any sound, and only Yu Baibai's gasping sound could be heard.

Jiang Jun smiled slightly.

After a while, the angry voice was covered by the sound of the game on the TV.

Jiang Jun smiled again, shook his head helplessly, and thought: It seems that he met this kind of person when he was studying. He is beautiful and has a good figure; are playing.

It's really unfair to Jiang Jun, who is like an old cow who plows the land and studies hard.

How many years have passed, and it has been seven years since I stepped into the society, and I have encountered this kind of ghost again.

About half an hour later, Jiang Jun washed all the underwear, panties, and socks.But he looked at the pair of underwear that was torn by Jiang Jun, and fell into deep thought...

What to do with this thing?
Let people see, not to mention the embarrassment, according to the urine of the fish, the designation is endless.

After thinking about it, Jiang Jun decided to hide the underwear.

After making a decision, Jiang Jun wrung out the underwear, quietly hid them in a basin, then covered them with another basin, and then quietly hid them in the armrest of the sofa when he went out to dry his clothes.

Jiang Jun stood up and stretched his waist. What was left was the clothes in the washing machine. After washing, take them out and filter out the laundry detergent with clean water.

At the same time, Yu Baibai, who was playing games in the living room, was out of breath. A sudden ringtone of her mobile phone attracted Yu Baibai's attention. She looked back at Jiang Jun's mobile phone and snorted coldly.

After a while, the bell rang again.

She glanced again, still pretending not to hear.

Then, three times in a row, Yu Baibai paused the game impatiently; it wasn't that she was meddling in her own business, but that the mobile phone notification sound was really annoying, and it had seriously interrupted Yu Baibai's game time. She decided to put Jiang Jun's Put your phone on vibrate mode.

When I turned on the phone, I found out that it was a takeaway message, clicked on it, and after reading the content, I was having a good time.

There are two bad reviews for Kung Fu in this moment, hahahaha.

"Uncle, I have some good news for you!" Yu said with a wave.

"Ah?" Jiang Jun said.

"You have two bad reviews, hahahahaha." Yubai laughed.

"Is this good news?" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"It's good news for me, whoever says it's right to you, just pretend to be passionate." Yubai said triumphantly.

Ding--

Another sound, another bad review, the reason is that the service attitude is average.

Yu swayed and saw that he was in full bloom, sitting on the sofa and laughing, kicking his legs in the air cheerfully, the frequency was light and fast.

"Hahahahahaha, oh my god, God really has eyes, isn't this a punishment from God? Huh? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

During the laughter, maybe because he was too happy, Yu Baibai clicked a "hiccup", and then he laughed wildly, which seemed to be a little gloating, but, I have to admit, this "hiccup" is the most important thing. The most annoying point.

It was this "hiccup" that made Jiang Jun completely overwhelmed. He walked out angrily, looked at Yu's cheerful look, and said through gritted teeth, "Oh yes, keep laughing, let me see if you can laugh." No smoking!"

Somehow, seeing Jiang Jun angry made Yu Baibai even happier.

Unexpectedly, there was another notification tone from the mobile phone.

Yu Baibai suppressed a smile and took a look.

Pfft hahahahahaha——

She erupted into laughter again, turned over, knelt down on the sofa, covered her stomach with one hand, and hit the sofa with a clenched fist, laughing so hard that her stomach hurt and she burst into tears.

"Uncle... you, you, you... really didn't disappoint me, hahahahaha..."

Jiang Jun stared at Yubaiba fiercely, and said coldly, "You're not finished, are you?"

"Hey no..." Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun and said with a smile, "How about...how about you learn from me...to learn how to open locks hahahahaha...takeaway...hahahaha...maybe it's really not suitable you."

As soon as these words came out, even Jiang Jun, who was angry, couldn't hold back, and even laughed along with him; just because of this laugh, Jiang Jun was completely angry, walked over in annoyance, grabbed the fish and waved it. , clamped her light body around Jiang Jun's waist, and then walked towards Yubaidu's bedroom.

lost!
The fish flew out with a "hey yo", landed on the soft bed, and bounced a few times.

Although the action was a bit rough, Jiang Jun knew that the bed was very soft, no matter how he threw it out, Yu Baibai would not be hurt.

Jiang Jun snorted coldly and said, "Laugh in the room by yourself, don't disgust me."

bah—

Jiang Jun closed the door.

Afterwards, Jiang Jun continued to wash clothes in the bathroom.

After a while, Yubai opened the door quietly, poked out half of his head to look at Jiang Jun, and said tentatively: "Uncle, I was wrong, I stopped laughing, don't be angry..."

Jiang Jun turned his head, looked at Yubaiba, and said coldly: "Don't you like to laugh? Keep laughing? This time I'll let you laugh enough!"

In fact, she really couldn't laugh when Yu Baibai couldn't see Jiang Jun, but when Jiang Jun turned his head and saw Jiang Jun's rigid face, she couldn't help laughing again.

"Uncle, I was wrong, this time I really don't...ummmmmmm...hahahahahahahahahaha..."

Unable to hold back, Yu Baibai burst out laughing again.

Jiang Jun's face turned cold, and he was about to explode...

Seeing this, Yu Baibai hurriedly said, "What...uncle... I'll go into the room and laugh for a while, hug...sorry."

bah—

Close the door, and across a wall, you can hear the roaring laughter of Yubaidao that day, occasionally accompanied by a broken "hiccup" in the laughter, which is very annoying.

Jiang Jun clenched his fists tightly, trembling with anger, just like the shaking washing machine beside him.

As Jiang Jun's trembling body gradually stabilized, the laughter on the other side of the wall also gradually calmed down, only the washing machine was still humming and trembling over there.

After a while, the door of Yubai's room once again opened a gap that could only accommodate half of her head, and her head poked out cautiously again.

"Uncle?"

"Don't call me!" Jiang Jun said coldly.

"Don't be angry."

"Who said I was angry!" Jiang Jun turned his head sharply and scolded.

"It's okay if I'm wrong~" Yu said charmingly.At the same time as the words were spoken, Yu Baibai said the word "well" very pitifully, like a wounded deer, coupled with her clear eyes, she looked pitiful.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun's heart trembled. Even so, he still said in a cold voice: "You are right, it has nothing to do with me! What are you supposed to do! Don't bother me!"

This time, Yu Baibai stopped talking, Jiang Jun thought she had gone back to the room, so he looked back to make sure that Yu Baibai had really left.

Turning around, Jiang Jun was almost frightened, this Yu Baibai was behind him without knowing it, and there was no sound at all!

"There's something wrong with you! Why are you like a ghost!" Jiang Jun was so frightened that his whole body trembled.

Yubai pulled Jiang Jun's clothes corner, and said softly: "Uncle, you got hepatitis once when you are angry, don't be angry."

Jiang Jun angrily shook off Yu's waving hand, and said, "Hey, don't bother me."

As soon as he shook off Yu Baibai's hand, Yu Baibai grabbed Jiang Jun's clothes again;

Jiang Jun: "..."

Suddenly, a sense of powerlessness arises spontaneously.

"What are you going to do!" Jiang Jun said discouraged.

Yu Baibai tugged on Jiang Jun's clothes, and said, "Uncle, you always get bad reviews, I want to help."

"Hey, no need, I'll take your wish, okay?" Jiang Jun said.

"Don't." Yu Baibai raised his head and said, "I'm going to deliver food in two days, I have to learn from you, at least I can't get bad reviews."

"Are you helping?" Jiang Jun said, "Are you sure you're not thinking of yourself?"

"Hey..." Yu smiled flatteringly, and said, "While helping you, you are also helping me. We will win and benefit together!"

After finishing speaking, Yu Baibai added in a low voice: "It's really not possible, let's go unlock it."

When Jiang Jun heard that Yu Baibai still mentioned the matter of unlocking, he immediately glared and said coldly, "Are you looking for a beating?"

Yu Baibai smiled flatteringly again, tugged at the corner of Jiang Jun's clothes, and said, "Hey, I'm just saying, if you don't like to hear it, uncle, I won't say yes next time, come on, I'll help you."

After all, Yu Baibai bent down to get the basin.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun was startled, knowing that her torn panties were placed between the two falling basins, this would be discovered, so what?
Jiang Jun pulled the fish pendulum back, and said, "You don't need it, you go and rest."

"Hey." Yu said with a smile: "It's okay, I may not do laundry, but I can still wash clothes."

Jiang Jun firmly held the fish's fragrant shoulders, looked into her eyes very seriously, took a deep breath, and said solemnly: "I really don't need you, you can go to the living room to have sex."

Yu Baibai felt the power coming from this shoulder, and suddenly felt a sense of security in his heart. Those big hands were holding his shoulders, as if he was being protected...

"Oh, oh." The fish responded with a stern response.

Jiang Jun straightened his back and said, "Go, I don't need you."

"Oh, oh." Yu waved back, and then walked out blankly, still recalling the unforgettable feeling just now...

Jiang Jun tilted his head, seeing the fish swinging away, he let out a long sigh of relief and glanced at the basin under his feet, as long as this thing has not been discovered, if it is found, it really has no face, and there is no need to live in the future.

Jiang Jun still has a while to wash his clothes. In this short period of time, he heard the fish in the living room say "Uncle, you have a bad review again" for a while, several times in succession until Jiang Jun washed the clothes thoroughly. over.

Jiang Jun dried his hands and walked into the living room with black lines all over his face.

"Uncle, what did you do? It doesn't matter if you don't have a single good review. These are all bad reviews. Fortunately, there are no complaints." Yu waved.

"You should ask those customers about this, you ask me, where do I know where to go?" Jiang Jun also said with a headache.

Yu fiddled with Jiang Jun's mobile phone and muttered, "Uncle, you are really a miracle in food delivery. You really don't have any good reviews."

After all, men are more face-saving, especially in front of good-looking women. Jiang Jun blushed, snatched Yu Yu and waved the phone in his hand, and said impatiently: "Okay, don't look at it."

Yubai stood up and said, "Uncle, how did you deliver the courier? Can you reproduce the scene for me?"

"No time." Jiang Jun said.

"Uncle, on this matter, we have one thing to say and another to say two things. It's fine to say one or two bad reviews, but your bad reviews are all in a row. Don't you want to know where the problem is?" Fish waved.

Jiang Jun's face was dark and he didn't want to speak.

Seeing that Jiang Jun was silent, Yu Baibai said again: "Uncle, think about it, it's just a delivery. If you give something to someone, even if you don't say anything, turn around and leave, most people won't give you a bad review." Bar?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun's face turned even darker. Although Yubaibau's words were ugly and hard to accept, it was true that he could get a bad review after only two seconds of contact with the customer. Obviously it's your own problem.

To borrow Yubai's previous sentence, this is really a miracle, and ordinary people really can't do it.

"Uncle." Yubai looked at Jiang Jun solemnly, and said earnestly: "You have a bad temper, you are not being scolded, are you?"

When Jiang Jun heard this, his face turned livid, and he said, "I deliver food, how can I curse at people? Besides, I do have a bad temper, but I never curse at people."

Then, Jiang Jun muttered and added: "I always do it directly."

Fish swings: "..."

"Uh...okay..." Yubai scratched his head and said, "Let's play a role, uncle, and let me see how you deliver food. Why are you giving all bad reviews?"

Jiang Jun thought for a while, and felt that it was necessary for Yu Baibai to see how he delivered the food. If Yu Baibai felt that there was no problem with his food delivery, then Jiang Jun couldn't help but make things worse.

Du Kun, maybe the bad reviews are directly related to Du Kun, maybe Du Kun is really operating behind the scenes.

"Okay." Jiang Jun agreed.

Then, Yu Baibai walked into the house, closed the door, and waited for Jiang Jun to come and deliver the food; Jiang Jun outside the door took a deep breath, and knocked on Yubaiba's door as usual.

"Hello, takeaway." Jiang Jun said.

Yubai responded, and opened the door. It didn't matter when the door was opened, and he was shocked.

"Hey, I'll go!"

Jiang Jun was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? I haven't started delivering food yet!"

"No, uncle..." Yubai said with black lines all over his face: "Can you have a human shape?"

"You have no shape!" Jiang Jun scolded.

"Uncle, how tall are you!" Yu asked with a smile.

"1.8 meters two." Jiang Jun said.

"Hey, I'm as tall as a horse." Yu said in shock.

Jiang Jun's eyes widened, and the fish waved when he saw this, and hurriedly said seriously: "Uncle, you are so tall, can you bend your waist a little when you deliver food? Just to show that you are a little more respectful, your waist is so straight Straight, it looks like a horse, whoever feels comfortable?"

"and also."

"I don't ask you to smile with your expression, but at least don't be so serious, okay? I know you are delivering food, but those who don't know think you are the leader of the company who came to inspect."

After Yu Baibai settled down, Jiang Jun's eyes hesitated, as if... Yu Baibai's words made some sense.

Yubai flickered the back of his hand helplessly, and continued: "You continue to act."

"Oh." Jiang Jun responded, and then passed the empty lunch box in his hand: "Hello, your takeaway."

"Hey I..."

Seeing this, Yu waved a slap across his face, unable to bear to look directly at him.

Jiang Jun was stupefied, thinking, what's wrong with this?Is the action wrong?Shouldn't this thing be given with both hands?Thinking about it carefully, Jiang Jun thinks there is nothing wrong with what he did?

After a pause for a few seconds, Yu Baibai sighed, and said, "Please, uncle, can you be more natural, speak softly and don't be so nervous, okay? You are too stiff, you are sending a nuclear bomb ah?"

Jiang Jun blushed and scratched his head, not knowing what to say.

However, after such a demonstration, Jiang Jun found the problem, and the problem seemed to really be in himself.

Yu Baibai sighed wearily, and asked, "Uncle, what did you do before?"

"Uh..." Jiang Jun hesitated, and finally told her: "Manager."

"Which company?" Yubai asked.

"Qinghong." Jiang Jun said.

Hearing Qinghong, Yu was taken aback.

Qinghong?

Isn't this the company under Du Kun?
Does the uncle know Du Kun?

As a result, Yu Baibai couldn't help but start to wonder, did the uncle already know about Du Kun's affair with Han Xue?
"What's the matter?" Jiang Jun saw Yu's expression hesitant, and asked, "Is there any problem?"

Yubai walked out of his thoughts, and said, "Oh, it's okay, no wonder, you were a manager before, I said you have the aura of a leader inspecting you."

"Okay." Yubai clapped his hands, and then said: "Let me show you the positive teaching materials of food delivery."

Jiang Jun smiled. Although he didn't say anything, he thought with disdain in his heart. How can a person who can't even wash clothes be engaged in the service industry?
Afterwards, Yu Baibai began to explain various routines to Jiang Jun. Jiang Jun still had a look of disdain at first, but listening to it, Jiang Jun felt that what Yu Baibai said seemed quite similar. It's okay.

Yubaibai mainly talks about several important points:
First, the speech should be friendly, not too serious, and of course not too casual, just somewhere in between.

Second, use your own advantages. For example, Jiang Jun is very handsome. When you meet a girl, you should be more friendly, smile more, and show your handsome side to the girl as much as possible.

Third, talk about a few off-topic words appropriately, for example, if the weather is good, you should give a good review. On the contrary, if the weather is bad, you should get a good review. In short, a little bit thicker.

Fourth, to be good at acting, no matter how far the distance is, you must show a tired attitude, so that customers can feel that you have put in a lot of effort for this meal, so as to win sympathy.

After Jiang Jun listened, he found that it was easy to be a manager. If a project is thoroughly researched and planned well, money can be earned; it is too difficult to deliver food, no less difficult than an actor.

Especially the second one, Jiang Jun felt that he was already 32 years old, as an adult, it would be unreasonable to show his masculine side in front of young girls... In short, he couldn't do it.

Nian Yu Yubai was very concerned about her food delivery, and he didn't want to belittle her enthusiasm, so he had to agree that he would work hard to follow her request in the future.

That's it, sleep.

Before going to bed, Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun excitedly and said, "Uncle."

Jiang Jun looked at the fish and asked suspiciously, "Huh?"

"Can you throw me one more time?" Yu asked excitedly, looking a little impatient, and his little feet began to tap the floor.

"Miss you once?" Jiang Jun didn't understand what Yu Bai was referring to.

Yubai nodded, and explained: "Like the one just now, you carried me up and threw me on the bed, it's so chic, it's fun, let's do it again."

At the same time as the words were spoken, Yu Paibai gestured to Jiang Jun's movement of throwing her before, the stiff look of that vigorous swing was simply ugly, even Jiang Jun himself could hardly imagine that the movement of throwing her just now was so ugly.

The most exasperating thing is that, for Jiang Jun, this is a way of punishing Yu Baibai, but in Yubaiba's eyes, it has become an entertainment mode, like a roller coaster in an amusement park.

"Hurry up and go to bed, I have to get up early for work tomorrow!" Jiang Jun didn't bother to pay attention to her.

"Hey." Yubai pulled Jiang Jun back, and begged pitifully: "One more time, just one time, I have taught you like that just now, why didn't you even agree to such a small request..."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and he said: "How old are you, kid, you still play with this."

Yubai looked at what Jiang Jun said, her eyes lit up, and she knew something was going on; she still knew a little bit about Jiang Jun's character, as long as Jiang Jun didn't refuse directly, it showed that he had already agreed in his heart, but because of the It's just a matter of face.

Yubai laughed, jumped forward, and gave Jiang Jun a big hug from the front.

"You..." Jiang Jun caught Yu Baibai, his old face flushed.

Yubai said expectantly: "Quick, uncle, throw me away, throw me away!"

Jiang Jun saw that it was not a problem to keep hugging her like this, after all, she was a big girl, so she couldn't lose it now.

He breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Yubaiba and threw it vigorously, and Yubaiba yelled "Aha", and then flew out, landed on the bed, bouncing and bouncing like a trampoline.

Jiang Jun looked at Yu's happy expression and smiled angrily, "Sleep!"

bah—

The door was slammed shut by Jiang Jun.

……

……

The next day, Jiang Jun woke up from urinating.

He got up and went to the bathroom. When he got to the bathroom, he found that the door was closed. He knew the fish must be inside.

"Fish, are you inside?" Jiang Jun asked tentatively.

"Yeah." Yu Baibai said in a distressed voice, "Uncle, I'm on my period."

At the same time, Jiang Jun felt a chill around his mouth, as if something had flowed to the corner of his mouth, he stretched out his hand to wipe it, and it turned out to be blood! ?
Jiang Jun looked at the blood on his hand with a confused look...

At this time, Jiang Jun didn't know that it was actually his nosebleed, because he ate mutton and goat's milk all day long...

However, Jiang Jun couldn't blame him if he thought about it too much. After all, it was too coincidental, and everyone would think of the bad.

　Should it be collected this time?It should be collected this time, right?I've seen it all here, isn't it justified not to collect it?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)