Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 26 Two Rows of Teeth Marks
Yu pondered for a while, got up and ran into the back room, and came out with a bag of jerky in his hand.

"Uncle, eat some, this is delicious."

Jiang Jun smiled and said: "I won't eat, I will go to work after a short rest."

"Hey." Yu Baibai vigorously handed the jerky to Jiang Jun, and said, "Eat, eat, take it out."

Jiang Jun couldn't hold back the fish, so he could only take the jerky; after taking a bite, Jiang Jun's stomach turned upside down, and he almost vomited.

"Hey, I'll go, what is this? It's so ugly!" Jiang Jun grinned.

"Hey." Yu looked at Jiang Jun with a smile, and said, "Mutton jerky."

"Hey, I..." Jiang Jun said with black lines all over his face, "Why are you always messing with this stuff for me?"

"It's delicious, eat more." Yubai persuaded.

"It's delicious, why don't you eat it!" Jiang Jun said angrily.

Fish waved quickly and waved his hands, saying: "Hehe, I don't need this thing, I mainly bought it for you, hehe."

Then, Yu Baibai hurriedly urged: "Uncle, don't be idle, come on, make it a little more tidy."

Jiang Jun took a look at the mutton and felt disgusted. He didn't feel much when he ate it before. How come the mutton he ate after he came into contact with fish has such a strange taste?There was almost nothing to eat.

Yubai saw that Jiang Jun didn't eat, and immediately began to forcefully stuff Jiang Jun's mouth: "Hey, come on, uncle, this thing is old..."

Jiang Jun's kindness was hard to turn down, but when he realized it, he felt something was wrong.

"Ok?"

"Is it old enough?"

Seeing this, Yu Baibai thinks it's not good to be in secret, and men are very face-saving, so if there is a problem in that area, let the woman know, that would really be called life is worse than death.

"Ah!" Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't it physical work to deliver food? It's good to eat."

"Energetic?" Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai suspiciously.

"Of course." Yu turned his thoughts around, and immediately began to flicker: "Uncle, what do you need most for takeaway?"

"Physical strength?" Jiang Jun asked tentatively.

He felt that such an answer was too taken for granted, since he asked the question, the answer could not be such a taken for granted answer, so Jiang Jun tentatively gave an answer.

"Wrong!" Yu waved a finger out and swayed from side to side, and then she said: "The most important thing to do physical work is energy. If you don't have enough energy, no matter how much physical strength you have."

"Hey." Jiang Jun said with a smile: "Still in good spirits, I just delivered a takeaway, making you say that I am going to cultivate immortality."

"Hey, Uncle's words are wrong, this words are wrong." Yu Baibai closed her eyes and shook her head, then she said old-fashionedly: "Imagine, you still have strength, you can continue to fight, but you are starting to feel sleepy... ...do you? Do you understand? You still have energy, but you're sleepy!"

Jiang Jun bared a smile, shook his head helplessly, and stopped talking.

It can't be said that Yu Baibai's words are unreasonable, there is a trace of truth in what he said, but he can still see that Yu Baaba is deceiving.

However, this is not important to Jiang Jun, he feels that Yu Babau made him a lot happier.

"Okay." Jiang Jun compromised: "I can tell, you just don't want to eat it for me after buying it; in the future, you don't have to deal with this matter, I don't know if it's good to eat and eat money, don't eat it." Buy that much."

Hearing the sound, Yu Baibai heaved a sigh of relief, and secretly sighed that it was really difficult to fool a 32-year-old uncle, but fortunately, it was fine if he didn't show his secrets.

Then, Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun eating mutton, and asked gently: "Hey, uncle, I want to tell you something."

"Huh?" Jiang Jun asked while eating the mutton.

"Which one do you want to hear, the good news or the bad news?" Fish waved.

"You can tell the good news, but as for the bad news..." Jiang Jun thought for a while and said, "Don't say it, keep it."

"The good news is that I plan to live here for a long time." Yu waved.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun put down the jerky in his hand, looked at Yu Baibai, and after confirming that Yu Baibai was not joking, he said, "Are you sure this is good news?"

"Isn't it?" Fish asked rhetorically.

"I don't think so." Jiang Jun said.

Yu Baibai approached Jiang Jun, with big sparkling eyes, and said: "Uncle, you see that you are a divorced man now, and a beautiful little fairy like me moves into your home, don't you think this home has become fairy?" Are you full of anger?"

Jiang Jun glanced at Yu Tiaobai, chuckled, and muttered, "Full of immortality?"

Yu Baibai stood up, took a pose, showed Jiang Jun her enchanting figure, and said, "Isn't it?"

Jiang Jun glanced at the fish, continued to eat the jerky, and said lukewarmly: "Suddenly I feel that the taste of jerky is not so particularly disgusting."

Yu waved it around, took an annoyed breath, pointed at Jiang Jun with his hips crossed, and accused him: "Hey, uncle, let me tell you, if you chat like this, it's going too far!"

Jiang Jun smiled and said nothing.

After a while, Jiang Jun raised his head and pondered for a while, and felt that it was not a bad thing for the fish to live in his home to some extent. The fish had no other use, but it was a pistachio. She can relieve a lot of mental stress.

But...Jiang Jun is thinking about his own funds. After all, there is an extra child in the family, and he still needs to support her more or less in terms of funds, and he owes a lot of money, so it is better to keep her at home. An invisible financial burden.

"Then when do you plan to go home?" Jiang Jun asked.

"My dad is not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?" Yu said with a smile.

"After all, you are a girl, and it's not suitable for you to live with me for a long time," Jiang Jun said.

"Uncle, you don't want to drive me away again, do you?" Yu asked vigilantly.

"No, as I said, if you don't leave this time, I won't drive you away." Jiang Jun explained: "The point is, what I said is for your own good."

Yu waved it around and relaxed for a while. She sat on the sofa and said triumphantly, "Anyway, even if I don't live with you, I won't go home. You know me about this, uncle." .”

Jiang Jun chewed the jerky, nodded, and said nothing.

Indeed, just as Yu Baibai said, according to her temperament, she might find some wild man when she leaves this house.

"But..." Yubai changed the subject and said with a smile, "Since I plan to live with you for a long time, I will definitely not live in vain. I will pay your rent according to the market price, how about it?"

Hearing this, Jiang Jun's eyes suddenly lit up. You must know that he lacks nothing but money. If he is willing to pay the rent, it will mean that he has another stable job. Is there any income?

Jiang Jun hurriedly raised his fist to clear his cough, so as to relieve the embarrassment of his gaffe just now, and then he thought about it, and felt that something was wrong, this player who steals people's money, where can he get the money to pay the rent?

Jiang Jun smiled angrily, and said, "Just you?"

"What's wrong with me?" Yu asked suspiciously.

Jiang Jun shook his head helplessly, chewed the dried mutton, and said, "What do you use to pay the rent?"

"I can go out to work!" Yubai said confidently: "Or I can't always play games at home? Playing games is also very tiring, and I need to go out to find a job to relax."

"Part-time job? It's up to you?" Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think Yu Baibai looked like a part-time worker. Among other things, he only said that her white hands were soft and tender. As for the meat, it looks like I haven't worked since I was a child. Which company can want such employees?
"Okay, you can take a rest, after you have stayed at my house enough, you can go home, and still work?" Jiang Jun mocked.

"Huh?" Yubai raised his waist and said, "Why can't I work part-time?"

"What can you do?" Jiang Jun thought for a while, laughed, and said, "You go to unlock the lock? Hahahaha..."

As soon as the words came out, the angry fish blushed, she gritted her teeth and stared at Jiang Jun, her brain continued to organize the words of the counterattack, but after thinking for a while, she found that she had nothing to refute, but she couldn't see Jiang Jun laughing at her like this .

Frustrated and angry, Yu Baibai didn't care about the sky or the earth, and rushed over at once.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun let out a "yo ha", and directly grabbed Yu Baibai's shoulders with both hands. After his arms were straightened, he could see Yu Baibai was grasping like a cat being carried in the air. But it couldn't hurt Jiang Jun at all, the scene looked very funny.

Jiang Jun laughed again, and said, "Oh my god, don't make gestures with me when you're so small, you're as light as a chick, hahahaha..."

"Uncle, you..." Yu Baibai was completely angry, since he couldn't catch Jiang Jun with his hands, he kicked him with his feet.

Yu Baibai only had Jiang Jun's T-shirt on his body, and it was naked inside. It didn't matter if he kicked it, Jiang Jun panicked, no matter what, she was still a girl.

"Hey!" Jiang Jun shouted, "You don't have any clothes on inside, don't..."

With a thumping kick, Yubai kicked it into Jiang Jun's mouth...

Jiang Jun was in a mess, and he didn't dare to stop the fish. He moved a lot when he became crazy. If he saw something he shouldn't see, it would be very embarrassing.

It's better to let the fish beat her up and let her calm down.

Jiang Jun let go of his hand, and Yu Baibai rushed over at once. Jiang Jun was worried that Yubaibau would bump into a hard place, so while lying down behind the sofa, he spread his arms and lightly supported Yubaibau's waist , help her stabilize the center.

Yu sat on Jiang Jun's waist, hugged Jiang Jun's neck and aimed at his shoulder, and took a bite...

"Ah—" There was a scream like killing a pig.

Jiang Jun thought it would be fine to just take a bite, but never thought that it was really a bite, but after this bite, she has no intention of letting go...

"It hurts, hurts, you... let go!" Jiang Jun shouted.

Yu Baibai bit Jiang Jun's shoulder, and said vaguely: "Woo Song!"

Jiang Jun, who was babbling at the fish, directly opened his brain, and he, who was at the eighth level of animal language, understood it.

"You... Hurry up, the meat is about to fall off!" Jiang Jun said with difficulty.

"Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

"Okay..." Jiang Jun said: "I'm convinced, can't I be angry with you? Let go! I can't stand it anymore!"

"Sorry!" the fish waved.

"Sorry!" Jiang Jun said.

Seeing this, Yu Baibai let go of her mouth, wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and said, "That's about the same."

Jiang Jun glanced at his shoulder, and his face turned green immediately, but he saw that there were two rows of teeth marks on his shoulder, and they were all bruised.

Jiang Jun covered his shoulders, grinned and said, "You belong to a dog, right?"

"Hmph!" Yu waved his head, as if he was a little proud.

Jiang Junrou rubbed his shoulders for a while, and said angrily: "You... just forget about working part-time, and what's the matter if I want your money?"

"That won't work!" Yu Baibai was unhappy, and she explained: "I, Yu Baibai, am a person after all, so what if I don't pay you to live in your house? Besides, I live in your house and give you a salary." I'm willing to live as long as I want, and I won't let you tell me what to do, and I will be more comfortable."

"Hehe..." Jiang Jun smiled and sarcastically said: "If you still feel uncomfortable now, you won't be able to go to heaven when you rent my house?"

"Originally, I was a little fairy, so it's natural to be able to fly." Yu waved.

"Oh, shameless." Jiang Jun said.

Yu Baibai was not angry at all, hugging his shoulders, said: "Anyway, I have decided on this matter, I will go out to work in a few days, and when the time comes to pay your salary, I will also pay back the money owed to you."

"Do you think it's so easy to work? Besides, what can you do?" Jiang Jun questioned.

"I..." Yu Baibai raised her head and thought for a while, then she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and she said pleasantly, "I'm going to deliver food, how about it?"

"Delivering food?" Jiang Jun looked at the fish with a dazed look on his face.

"Ah, what's the matter? Isn't it good that you work full-time and I work part-time?" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun looked at Yubai's serious face, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of joy, and with a pop, Jiang Jun couldn't hold back his laugh.

Hahahahahaha-

Jiang Jun covered his stomach and said with a smile: "I still think you are more reliable in unlocking the lock. Anyway, I forgot to bring the key when I went out. I can take care of your business. You deliver food... Hahahahahaha..."

Yubai looked at Jiang Jun smiling so happily, and his pretty face turned pink again from anger.

He pounced on it, and clicked again!
what--

Another pig-killing scream, this time the dead pig was stronger than the last one, and the roar was extraordinarily loud!

Yu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's quite symmetrical."

Jiang Jun burst into tears from the pain. He looked at the tooth marks on the other shoulder. This time he couldn't help but bruise, and there was a big bruise.

"Are you a dog?" Jiang Jun scolded.

Yu Baibai brushed his hair and said, "I'm not a dog. A dog's bite force is only 50-80 kilograms. I'm a panda. A panda's bite force is more than 400 kilograms!"

Jiang Jun was so angry that he sneered again and again, and immediately he really didn't want to say a word. If that sentence was wrong, he would rush over and give it another mouthful, which would not be worthwhile.

"Uncle, let's settle this matter. I will go to your unit to apply for a job in a few days." Yu Bai said.

Jiang Jun looked at the time, put the fish sitting on his body aside, got up and said: "Okay, I don't have time to talk to you, I have to go to work, you can do whatever you like. "

"Uncle, so you agree?" Yu Baibai said in surprise.

"Whatever you like to do has nothing to do with me, and it doesn't involve the question of whether to agree or not." Jiang Jun said.

Yu swayed and laughed, and jumped directly from the sofa happily.

Seeing the situation, Jiang Jun was startled, and quickly bent down to catch her, and the fish was like a vine, entangled around Jiang Jun's body.

"Thank you uncle!" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun hugged Yu Baibai, his old face turned red to the base of his neck, after all, Yu Baibai is not a girl anymore, she is already a little woman at the age of 25, and Jiang Jun is not as good as her He was only seven years old, so holding her like this would inevitably make people feel awkward.

"Your child? I don't know how old I am? Come down quickly!"

Yu Baibai didn't seem to care a lot, she smiled and said with a smile: "Uncle, go ahead, I'm going to play a game."

Because of the fact that Yu Baibai hugged Yu Baibai just now, maybe this is just a common thing for Yu Baibai's physical contact between men and women, but for Jiang Jun, he only hugged his girl Jiang Mi and his ex-wife Han Snow.

Therefore, Jiang Jun didn't seem as natural as Yu Baibai, and his eyes were a little embarrassed on Yu Baibai.

He cleared his somewhat dry throat, and said, "Cough, I'm leaving, you..." At this point, Jiang Jun realized that he was at a loss for words because of nervousness, so he could only add a sentence in a long way, "You pay attention point".

After finishing speaking, Jiang Jun turned and went to the door to put on his shoes.

"En." Yubai happily responded.

"Oh, that's right." Jiang Jun remembered when he walked to the door. He turned around and pointed at the fish, and said, "I told you before, you should be careful when you wear clothes at home; also, can your underwear Don't keep hanging on my potted plants, the good flowers and plants will deform your stuff."

"It's such a hot day, why don't you let me wear cotton-padded jacket and cotton trousers?" Yu said with an angry look.

"Then you can't wear nothing underneath, can you?" Jiang Jun accused.

"No..." Yu Baibai explained: "Wearing that thing all the time will affect the secondary development..."

"Hey, it's alright, it's alright." Jiang Jun saw that Yu Baibai couldn't stop talking, so he hurriedly interrupted her. He pointed to the bra on the potted plant and said, "Take that thing of yours down." , don’t keep hanging on my potted plants.”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Jun pushed the door away, and when the door was about to close, he glanced at Yu Bibai, just in time to see her pair of well-built and straight legs, and his old face blushed again.

bang——

Close the door quickly.

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