Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 16 Misunderstood...

When Jiang Jun heard it, he was stunned for a second, blinked, and said incomprehensibly, "Can you unlock it?"

"Ah, can't you?" Yu waved.

"You know how to pick a lock?" Jiang Jun said exaggeratedly.

"What's wrong? I can't pick a lock anymore?" Yubai said confidently.

Jiang Jun didn't speak, he looked at the fish seriously, looked up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think this girl seemed to have such a unique lockpicking skill.

However, judging by his self-confidence, it seems that it is possible... Really?

"You really know how to pick the lock?" Jiang Jun asked uncertainly.

"Hey!" Yu Bai said impatiently: "Brother, can you stop the ink stains? It's only 100 yuan. Give me a good word. If you can do this job, I will take it. If you can't, you can spend 200 yuan." Find someone else."

At the same time as the words were spoken, Yubai raised his head high and high, his hands flickering there, waiting for money.

Jiang Jun burst out laughing when he saw the fish acting like a bear; he nodded his head patiently, and took out 100 yuan from his pocket.

Seeing that Jiang Jun put the money in Yubai's hand, Jiang Jun suddenly took the money away again.

"Wait!" Jiang Jun emphasized: "Call me Uncle! Don't call me Big Brother! Do you hear me!"

"Hey! All right! Call me uncle! All right?" Yu Baibai snatched the money and said angrily, "Give me the money and it's over, it's a waste of time."

Jiang Jun wasn't angry at all, he made way for Yu Yu and watched his situation quietly.

"Hey, you little brat can pick and return the lock." Jiang Jun hugged his shoulders and shook his head helplessly.

While shaking his head, Jiang Jun watched helplessly as Yu Baibai took out a key from his trouser pocket...

At the first glance, Jiang Jun hadn't reacted yet, with a sneering smile on his face, would he be able to open the lock?I'd like to see how you...

Ok?
At the second glance, Jiang Jun suddenly calmed down, looking at Yu waving the key in his hand in disbelief...

What the fuck?

key?

Is it possible...

It belongs to my family! ?
While thinking, Yu wobbled and clicked the key into the door, and twisted it.

click -

The door opened.

Yu waved his head handsomely, signaling Jiang Jun to enter the house.

Jiang Jun: "..."

The dazed Jiang Jun watched the fish get rid of his shoes, and then ran into the house, holding up the money in her hand: "Fat and water don't flow into other people's fields. In the future, you will pay for things like this, uncle." Give it to me, I'm still fine."

At the same time as the words were spoken, Yubai winked at Jiang Jun with a good-looking look, and then ran away without a trace.

Jiang Jun regained his senses and chased after him.

"Show me the fish, stop!" Jiang Jun said.

"Ah?" Yu turned around suspiciously.

Jiang Jun pointed to the key in her hand and said, "Where did you get that key?"

"Didn't I go out to buy a game console today? I saw a key next to the bed, so I took it with me. Otherwise, why would I come back?" Yu Baibai explained.

"Who is so so..." Jiang Jun's hands trembled angrily, and he said, "Who asked you to take it? Who did you agree to?"

"No!" Yubai smiled angrily, and said, "It's on the bedside table, didn't you keep it for me?"

Jiang Jun was angry, pointing at Yubaiba, he had completely spoken.

Yu Bai stepped forward and said worriedly: "Don't tell me, big brother, calm down, don't just come up and recite it all at once; is there some misunderstanding between us?"

Yu was pretending to be stupid, looking at Jiang Jun with big innocent eyes.

"Call uncle!" Jiang Jun shouted with all his might.

"Okay, okay!" Yubai compromised and said, "Uncle! Uncle!"

Jiang Jun rolled his eyes, finally took a deep breath and said, "Then let me ask you, since you already have the key to my house, why didn't you open the door just now?"

"Ah?" Yubai said with a blank face, "Who knew you didn't bring your house keys with you when you went out."

Jiang Jun rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath, he turned his back and didn't want to see the fish swaying, he was afraid of being pissed to death.

After a while, Jiang Jun calmed down the impending explosion. He turned around and said as calmly as possible: "I mean, when I can't open the door, why don't you take out your key!"

"Oh." Yu Baibai responded first, and then said flatly: "I got it wrong."

After that, Yu Baibai fell silent and kept looking at Jiang Jun dully.

Jiang Jun raised his eyebrows and asked, "Tell me? What are you looking at?"

"What are you talking about?" Yu Bai kept that expression on his face.

Jiang Jun's anger and blood surged, a mouthful of old blood hit his throat, and he said rudely: "Oh shit, why are you so stupid..."

He closed his eyes and pondered again, and then patiently with the last bit of temper, he said: "When I couldn't open the door, why didn't you say you had the key? Why did you take out the key when I wanted to spend money to open the lock?"

"Oh, I wanted to take it out. Before I could say anything else, you said that you wanted to find someone who could open the lock. I figured that our fat and water would not flow into the fields of outsiders, so I took this job." Yu Baibai explained.

"That's not right." Jiang Jun said: "You live in my house and earn me 100 yuan in turn, do you think it's appropriate?"

"Then do you think it's appropriate for you to give the money to others? Besides, I only charge you 100 yuan." Yubaiba argued.

When Jiang Jun heard this, he was stunned, and looked at Yu Baibai speechless for a while, if he had chatted like this, he felt that Yu Baibai's words made sense.

However, I always feel that there is something wrong with that place...

But what is wrong?

Jiang Jun pondered.

At this time, Yu Baibai took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, that's fine, and I... I'm not that kind of stingy person, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, okay?"

Yu Baibai opened a takeaway and asked, "Tell me, uncle, what do you want to eat? I'll arrange it for you!"

Jiang Jun raised his head and thought for a while, thinking that this is good, otherwise it would be time to eat now.

"Let's have rice, just two dishes." Jiang Jun said.

"Yeah." Yu flicked the phone page and asked, "What side dishes do you want?"

"Then... scrambled eggs with tomatoes and fried pork with chili?" Jiang Jun said.

Yubai nodded his head, fiddled with it for a while, and finally said: "OK."

After ordering, Yubai stood up and said, "That's all right, uncle, I'm going to take a shower. If the takeaway comes, you can take it."

"Wait!" Jiang Jun said.

"What's wrong?" the fish waved.

Jiang Jun pointed to the bra hanging on the potted plant over there, and said, "Can't you take that thing away? Also, after all, you live in a strange man's house, so can you wear an underwear?"

"Hey! What's the important thing for me!" Yu waved his hands impatiently, and said, "I'm going to bed for a while, is it comfortable to wear that thing while sleeping?"

Then, Yubai walked into the bathroom...

Jiang Jun outside was shouting: "No, you don't have to wear it, but don't hang your things on my potted plants..."

"Then help me take it away!" The fish in the bathroom waved and said.

Crash, the sound of the shower head came out...

Jiang Jun glanced at the bra on the potted plant, and thought it was better to forget it, if it was his wife, it would be okay; a man, holding a strange woman's bra, always feels uncomfortable.

……

……

The takeaway is here, and the fish bath is finished.

Yubai wiped his wet hair and said, "Uncle, is the takeaway here?"

"Hmm." Jiang Jun responded, looked at the package outside, and asked suspiciously, "Is this rice?"

Yu was silent, snatched the takeaway from Jiang Jun's hand, and ran towards the living room.

"Hey!" Jiang Jun raised his voice, "Don't eat on the coffee table, spray the sofa with oil, it's not easy to wash."

"Hey, it's okay, there's no oil." Yu waved.

When Jiang Jun heard this, he felt something was wrong, no oil?Now restaurants don’t put oil in their cooking?
Jiang Jun walked over, walked in and took a look, and realized that the emotional fish didn't order rice at all, but she actually ordered KFC?
"Didn't you say..." Jiang Jun said.

"Rice isn't good, but this thing is delicious." Yu waved.

"Then you..." Jiang Jun said.

"I thought you would say eat KFC." Yu waved.

As he said that, Yu Baibai handed Jiang Jun a hamburger, and said, "Hey, uncle, it's okay, don't you check what time it is, can the restaurant still cook for you?"

Then, Yu Baibai greeted Jiang Jun, and said, "Come on, a greasy middle-aged man like you must have never eaten this, this thing is old-fashioned, and after taking one bite, he thinks about the second bite. "

Jiang Jun didn't say anything, he thought it was a treat anyway, so he could eat whatever he gave.

While eating, Yu Baibai asked Jiang Jun, "How is it, isn't it always delicious?"

Jiang Jun nodded, and didn't say anything extra, after all, that man's hands are short, and his mouth is short.

……

After the meal, the two went to bed, after all, it was getting late.

Yu Baibai sleeps in the back room, but Jiang Jun decides to sleep in the living room. Yu Baibai persuades him to sleep in his daughter's room, but Jiang Jun insists on not doing so.

Yu Baibai thought for a while, and asked tentatively, "How about... we sleep together?"

Jiang Jun sneered, lying on the sofa, turned his back, and threw out a sentence: "Little brat."

Yubai shrugged his shoulders and felt that he had nothing to feel sorry for. He said all these things to this point. This uncle is not up to the mark, so what is there to say?
bah—

Yu swayed and closed the door, lay on the bed and closed his eyes to sleep.

Suddenly, she suddenly opened her eyes again.

Eh?
This uncle is a bit strange, isn't he?

Yubai rubbed his chest, thinking, logically speaking, his body and face are in good condition, no one can refuse to throw himself into his arms, let alone talk about the Han in front of him. Xue, I am hundreds of sets better than Han Xue, right?

Why doesn't this uncle catch a cold?

At first, Yu Baibai thought that this uncle was quite decent, but after a long time, she didn't think that was the case.

As a man, is it normal to have that need?These are all understandable things.

Could it be that he is not as good as that Han Xue?
Do not!
Yu Baibai doesn't think that's the case. Maybe the uncle would like a woman with Han Xue's personality, but in terms of appearance and figure, he has no reason to develop antibodies against him.

So the question is, what caused the uncle to not catch a cold with himself?

Yubai lay on the bed and began to think about this matter. She frowned and suddenly remembered the matter of her uncle's divorce...

With a bang, Yu Baibai sat up, shocked!

Is it possible...

Uncle, is there a problem?

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