Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 17 Completely Misunderstood...

Aqiu——

Jiang Jun, who was lying on the sofa, sneezed violently. He pinched the tip of his sore nose, and muttered, "Who is nagging at me?"

Jiang Jun didn't think much about it, and fell asleep in a more comfortable position.

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The next day, Jiang Jun woke up early, because he was going to work today because of the job application yesterday.

Wash your face, brush your teeth, cook.

He looked at the time on the clock, it was exactly 06:30, he walked to the bedroom of Yubaiba, raised his hand and knocked on the door.

"Yu Baba, are you awake?" Jiang Jun asked.

After waiting for a while, seeing that there was no sound inside, Jiang Jun didn't have the nerve to knock on the door again. He figured that if she didn't wake up, he would let her continue to sleep, and the question of whether to eat or not had nothing to do with him.

Anyway, I called her.

As soon as he turned around, the door clicked open.

But see, Yu Baixiu came out wearing a big white T-shirt, which is not really a big T-shirt, because she was wearing Jiang Jun's T-shirt, and her petite body made her look looser.

Before she even opened her eyes, she stretched her waist, gave a hutch, and said, "Brother, what time is it, just wake me up."

Jiang Jun blushed immediately when he saw the posing of the fish. Although the T-shirt was big enough to cover her thighs, she still wore it too casually.

"Why did you come out wearing this!" Jiang Jun shouted.

Yu Baibai yawned again, and said lazily, "I want to come out naked, but you won't let me."

"I mean, you come out in my clothes!" Jiang Jun said.

"Oh." Yu waved his hand and reached into the collar to scratch the itchy place, and said, "I didn't buy pajamas."

Jiang Jun pointed at the fish and said: "From now on! You must pay attention to your personal image in my house, at least you must wear underwear inside, you know!"

"Hey yo hoo!" Yu swayed and listened, and instantly became energetic. She covered her mouth in disbelief and said excitedly, "Hey! You saw it just now? Uh ha ha ha ha ha..."

Jiang Jun: "..."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and he really felt powerless in front of this fish. Don't say he didn't see it just now, even if he saw it, a girl shouldn't be in this state of excitement, right?

Obviously someone else took advantage of her, but she behaved more like she took advantage of others.

"I really shouldn't have woken you up." Jiang Jun sighed.

"Hey, it's okay." Yu Baibai pouted his nose at Jiang Jun handsomely, and comforted him: "Just kidding, look at you, you are quite a big person, why can't you help being so funny; you have breakfast ready Right? I'm going to take a shower and then eat."

Yu swayed and patted Jiang Jun on the shoulder playfully, and ran into the bathroom.

Jiang Jun reacted and yelled into the bathroom: "Call me uncle from now on! Don't call me brother!"

What responded to Jiang Jun was the sound of rushing water.

……

During the meal, Jiang Jun felt that some things must be solemnly emphasized, and serious issues must be treated with a serious attitude, and a proper sense of ritual must be given.

Jiang Jun put down his chopsticks, looked at the fish, and said, "Don't eat it, I have something to say."

Yu Baibai raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Jun, then smiled angrily and said, "Speak up if you have something to say, why are you so serious."

"Hey!" Jiang Jun flickered the back of his hands impatiently, and said, "Put down the chopsticks first, and then I will say, do you know how to be polite?"

Yu looked at it, and Jiang Jun had already talked about it, and it was unreasonable not to put down his chopsticks.After she confided the last mouthful of noodles, she put down her chopsticks, leaned on the chair, hugged her shoulders, and looked lazy.

"Speak, I'll listen." Yu waved.

Jiang Jun saw Yu's behavior, and said angrily, "Sit up straight, is that the posture a girl should have?"

Yubai glanced at the corner of her mouth. Although she was not convinced in her heart, she was quite decent on the surface. She got up, which was considered to be sitting upright.

"Is it okay to say it now?" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "First of all, it's about your going home..."

"Wait for me!" Yu Baibai stopped immediately, and she said, "I have to intervene on this issue."

"Yeah." Jiang Jun said, "Tell me."

"As far as I go home, you can talk, but if you say something bad again, I'll leave now. Don't worry about who I go to the hotel with!" At this point, Yu showed off His figure and face, said: "Anyway... you have seen my face and figure, it is a trivial matter if someone sleeps, if I am sold or something, just don't call the police, then You have to take responsibility more or less from time to time."

Jiang Jun's eyes sank, while not denying that Yu Baibai's words were reasonable, he also did not rule out that Yubaibau had a threatening element in it.

"You've said everything you wanted to say, right?" Jiang Jun said.

"En." Yu Baibai responded first, and then added: "Anyway, you should pay attention to your words, after all, you are also an adult, and you have to be responsible for what you say."

Jiang Jun smiled and said: "You don't have to worry, as long as you don't want to leave this time, I won't let you go."

"Really?" Yu Baibai stood up straight away.

"Sit down for me!" Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai worriedly, fearing that she would move too much and show something, after all, the short sleeves could not completely cover her legs.

Yu Baibai sat back, this time with bright eyes, obviously willing to listen.

"But..." Jiang Jun said again: "I have a but, if one day your father finds you, you have to go back at that time, and you can't let your father worry; moreover, when your father or fiance finds out that you live with me On that day, you must explain clearly that there is no relationship between us, so that your father and your fiancé cannot be misunderstood, you know?"

The fish nodded cheerfully, looking very excited.

"No problem." Yu waved.

Jiang Jun nodded in satisfaction, and then said: "Also, I told my neighbors that you are my cousin, and you have to cooperate with me on this point, and you have to call me brother in front of them, but usually you must Call me Uncle, you know?"

"Hey, uncle, you're going too far..." At the same time as he spoke, Yuxiu slapped the table, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and put one leg on the chair, saying: "How can you be so cooperative? Huh? You find me a partner, and I have to cooperate? I live with you in love, and I have to have a date with that Zhao Shu?"

Jiang Jun stared, pointed at the fish and shouted, "Put your legs down!"

"Oh." Yubai responded, and then put his legs down.

Jiang Jun continued: "I didn't finish my sentence. What I said is that you should cooperate with me in addressing me. After all, you are not young. If you live in my house and let the neighbors see that it is not the case, it is inevitable that there will be more people. I think, this kind of unnecessary public opinion will have a negative impact on you and me, so it is most suitable for you to live here as my cousin; as for you and Zhao Shu, you can follow your own ideas and follow I'm fine, but because of the face of the neighbors, I can't refuse if they ask me to be a matchmaker."

"Yeah." Yu Baibai finally said with satisfaction: "This makes sense."

Then, Jiang Jun glanced at the long legs of the fish, and said: "The next step is your personal habits. Since you are in my house and you are a lady, you should be more reserved, especially when it comes to dressing. , don’t be too revealing, you know!”

Jiang Jun thought for a while, and said, "It's like the behavior of putting your legs on the chair just now is eliminated. How decent is it? Like a girl?"

Yu waved and heard the sound, but she didn't speak.

Suddenly remembering Jiang Jun's physical defects, she almost forgot that Jiang Jun has problems in that area, and her carefree habit may really stimulate his fragile heart.

Thinking about it this way, Yu Baibai felt that the uncle in front of him was actually quite aggrieved. 32 years old was the most powerful period for a man, but he couldn't do it anymore.

Think about a perfect woman like Han Xue, but the uncle can't...

Hey!
No wonder they got divorced. It is said that women over [-] are like tigers. Divorce is unexpected and reasonable.

Yu looked at Jiang Jun sympathetically, and shook his head regretfully...

When Jiang Jun finished the last request, he found that the fish pendulum, which was usually the best at squatting, suddenly stopped making a sound, and his expression changed a lot.

She was startled first, and when her clear eyes lit up, Jiang Jun mistakenly thought that she seemed to realize his mistake.

Then her eyes gradually dimmed, as if lost, Jiang Jun mistakenly thought that she might be seriously reflecting.

In the end, sadness and sympathy appeared on her face, which made Jiang Jun not understand.

What's the matter with Nima?
What is the fish thinking in his mind, why is he looking at himself with such sympathy?

Also, what does this sigh and shake your head mean?

Instead, Jiang Jun panicked, which was way too far from what he expected.

"Uh, no..." Jiang Jun hurriedly said, "Did what I said misunderstand you?"

Yu pursed his lips solemnly, shook his head gently, and said earnestly: "Uncle, no, it's my fault on this issue, I have the responsibility, I should consider your feelings more, sorry, really I'm sorry."

When Jiang Jun heard this, he panicked immediately, so he pretended to be pissed, and said the word 'sorry' from her mouth, which was no different from the blossoming of a cycad tree.

Jiang Jun concluded that there must be a misunderstanding here, just from the matter of asking her to wear more clothes, it would not make her reach the point of apologizing.

"Hey wait!" Jiang Jun looked at Yubai seriously, and said, "Please explain to me, did we misunderstand something? It's okay, tell me, I promise I won't be angry."

Yu Baibai smiled softly like a kind old man, and said: "It's nothing, I will consider your feelings, don't worry."

"Wh, what... just consider my inner feelings..." Jiang Jun said in a panic: "I am regulating your behavior. After all, you are a girl, so you can't be too casual. While you respect others, you are also respecting others." Your own respect."

Yu waved calmly, and gave Jiang Jun a meaningful smile.

"Okay, got it, let's eat." Yu Baibai said in a comforting tone.

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