Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 15 Is it the uncle or the big brother?
Jiang Jun waved the fish and carried it out.

The fish kicked its legs happily and shouted: "Let me go!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Jiang Jun said angrily.

Yu babbled for a while, seeing that he couldn't break free from Jiang Jun's clutches, he also gave up, because he was tired anyway.

"Then why don't you touch my thigh?" Yubai said discouragedly.

"What do I call touching?" Jiang Jun raised his eyes and shouted, "If I don't help you, you'd have fallen to the ground."

"That's fine." Yu waved and said discouragedly: "Touch it if you want."

"You—" Jiang Jun was angry.

Holding his breath, Jiang Jun walked up to his broken Jetta, opened the door, and angrily threw the fish into the passenger seat.

The fish was thrown in like rubbish. She flicked it on the co-pilot, and her hair was completely messed up; she brushed her messy hair and stared at Jiang Jun: "Hey! You..."

bah—

Jiang Jun ignored it, closed the car door, and the fish was yelling and cursing inside, but he couldn't hear it. Anyway, judging by the shape of his mouth, it shouldn't be a pleasant word.

He walked around the body, sat in the driver's seat, and started the car.

Yu looked at Jiang Jun and became angry. You are such a beautiful woman, it's fine if you don't feel sorry for her, and you still throw yourself into the co-pilot like a trash?
Yu waved and felt that he had to vent his anger.

She looked at Jiang Jun, and felt that he must not be able to beat him, but in terms of words, he didn't seem to be very good at it.

"What's the matter? Are you going to sleep with me tonight?" Yu said in a strange way.

Old Jiang Jun blushed, pointed at Yu's wiggly nose, and said, "Show me some respect! I'm seven years older than you! You have to call me Uncle!"

"Bah!" Yu waved his contemptuous spit, and said, "Just now you said you asked that young man to call you brother! Besides, when you kicked me out of your house, you said you were not my uncle!"

"Eh? Why did I find you..." Jiang Jun said angrily.

Originally, Jiang Jun wanted to drive away, but this fish was really tricky, and what he said was very annoying.

So, Jiang Jun looked at Yu Baibai again, and said solemnly: "That's two different things. My daughter is seven years old. If you don't call me uncle, what will you call me?"

"My god!" Yu Baibai covered his mouth in disbelief, and said in surprise, "You and your wife have a child since you were 24 years old? Uncle, you are fine!"

At the same time as the words were spoken, Yu Baiqiu stepped forward and patted Jiang Jun on the shoulder angrily.

"Whatever, whatever, I'll do." Jiang Jun said angrily.

Yu Baibai raised his eyebrows at Jiang Jun meaningfully, and said with a smirk, "Uncle, you are too accurate, you won the bid just after you got married?"

Jiang Jun put down the car keys, looked directly at Yubaiba, and shouted: "No! I found out what kind of messy things are in your mind every day?"

Yu Bai pouted at Jiang Jun, pouted his nose, and said, "They're all adults, who doesn't understand this?"

Just like that, Jiang Jun glared angrily, muttered "No one is right", and then stretched out his hand to start the car.

The car started, Yu Baibai suddenly remembered something, she turned her head and asked, "Uncle, I want to ask you something."

"What's the matter?" Jiang Jun said.

At this time, Jiang Jun was driving, and his eyes were on the rearview mirror to be vigilant about the distance between the surrounding cars. Naturally, he relaxed his vigilance towards Yubaiba, and he didn't think that Yubaibai might ask something strange at this moment. Weird question.

"As far as the underage girl is concerned..." Yu looked at his chest and asked, "Did your daughter grow up eating dinosaur milk?"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Jun's body turned crookedly, and accidentally touched the steering wheel. The car changed its original track and went straight to the Audi next to it...

bang——

Jiang Jun's car was on top of the Audi next to him.

Jiang Jun was really pissed off, he turned his head abruptly, and shouted: "You're not finished!"

Yubai looked at Jiang Jun innocently, and said, "Didn't you just say that I'm underage, I figured it out, is it possible that your underage daughter is as well-developed as I am?"

"Hi!" Yubai patted Jiang Jun's shoulder in an old-fashioned way, and said, "Uncle, look at you, chattering, you are impatient."

Jiang Jun's face turned purple from anger, but right now he really didn't want to continue arguing with Yu Yu, firstly because he couldn't understand her, and secondly because he was being scratched by someone else.

However, at this moment, Jiang Jun didn't know that the owner of the Audi he scratched was none other than Yu Baibai who was sitting in the passenger seat in front of him.

Yubai saw that Jiang Jun was about to open the door and get out of the car, and immediately grabbed him.

"Eh?" Yu waved, "Uncle, what are you doing?"

"What are you doing! What else can you do!" Jiang Jun pointed at the Audi outside, and said, "My car was scratched by me, shouldn't I call someone to compensate him?"

There was indeed a phone number on the glass of that Audi, and it happened to be Yu Baibai's own.

However, the problem is, if Yu Baibai's cell phone rang at this time, wouldn't it be all revealed?

Yu babbled and figured it out, no, Jiang Jun can't be called.

She stretched out her hand and pulled Jiang Jun back again, saying, "Hey, you idiot, run away while no one is around!"

When Jiang Jun heard this, it was okay, and his face immediately became serious.

"Do you think I'm you?" Jiang Jun said.

At the same time as the words came out, Jiang Jun wanted to get off the car again.

Seeing this, Yu Baibai pulled Jiang Jun back again, and said, "If you call people now, how can you pay for it? Why don't you go home and get the money?"

Jiang Jun summed it up and thought it was true. He was in a hurry to go out at that time, and he really didn't bring any money.

"But..." Jiang Jun hesitated, and said, "Then what if the owner of the car runs away when I come back?"

"Hey, I'll go!" Fish puts his face full of black lines.

She was so angry that she almost scolded the street, how could she meet such a real uncle?
Ran?

You scratched someone else's car, and if they didn't settle the score with you, they got it. No matter what happens, you won't have to run away, right?

Yu Baibai pointed at the Audi, and shouted: "You scratched his car, could the owner run away? You have to investigate and monitor it anyway?"

Jiang Jun glanced at the surveillance over there and thought it was the same.

Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you leave a contact information for the owner of the car, and let him find you when the time comes, and it's over!"

Jiang Jun nodded and said, "Well, that's fine."

Then, Jiang Jun took out the straight from the co-pilot's storage compartment, wrote down his contact information, tore off the piece of paper, and pinned it to the Audi's windshield wiper.

Yu Baibai breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, hurry up and drive, you are too tired."

"It's not because of you! Otherwise, I could have scratched someone's car?" Jiang Jun started the car and left.

As soon as the car left, Yu Baibai took out his phone, edited a text message and sent it to his assistant...

[Nandi Bar, take my spare car key, drive my car away, don't call the phone above! 】

……

……

Jiang Jun drove back to his own community, parked the car, and waved to the fish beside him, "Let's go."

Yubai got out of the car, looked at the familiar residential building in front of him, shook his head and sighed: "Hey! How did you get out, and how did you get caught back? It's really ironic!"

When Jiang Jun, who was walking in front, heard it, he felt uncomfortable. He turned around and said, "If you have an opinion, just say it, don't be that sarcasm!"

Yu Baibai just sighed, but followed along without saying anything.

When I went upstairs, I happened to meet Zhao Shu who was going downstairs. Zhao Shu stopped when he saw the fish swinging, shook his hand, and said, "Hey, I came back so late."

"Don't!" Yubai said exaggeratedly with a startled face, "You misunderstood, I didn't come back, I was caught by uncle."

"Uncle?" Zhao Shu looked at Jiang Jun suspiciously, thinking in his heart, remembering that his cousin said that he should be her cousin, why is he an uncle now?

Jiang Jun reacted quickly, quickly turned around and shouted at Yubai: "I am your brother! Who is your uncle!"

"Eh?" Yubai looked at Jiang Jun incomprehensibly, and said, "No, I found you difficult to serve, you were my uncle in the car just now, now you're my brother again? "

Zhao Shu was stunned.

Jiang Jun smiled shyly at Zhao Shu and said, "That's what...my sister went to the bar just now and asked me to bring her back. She is so angry now!"

"Uh...ah, yes, that's right." Zhao Shu replied stiffly.

Then, Jiang Jun grabbed Yubaiba's hand and said, "Come home with brother!"

Yubai reluctantly said, "Uncle, what the hell are you..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Jun angrily interrupted Yu Baibai's post, he almost gritted his teeth and said, "Can you suffocate if you don't say a few words? Huh? Can you suffocate?"

At the same time as the words came out, Jiang Jun grinned at Yu Yu and kept hinting.

On the contrary, the puzzled Yubai said: "It's useless for you to wink with the two of you, you let me call you brother for a while, and uncle for a while..."

After arguing, the two went upstairs, and their voices gradually faded away.

Zhao Shu: "..."

The dazed Zhao Shu tilted his head, wondering what the hell are these two doing?
However, none of this matters!

The important thing is, that girl is really beautiful!
Zhao Shu jumped up happily again, clenched his fists, and made a "powerful" movement.

……

……

On the third floor, in front of Jiang Jun's house.

Jiang Jun touched his pocket repeatedly, wondering in his mouth: "Eh? Where's the house key?"

Yu swayed and hugged his shoulders, his toes tapped the ground rhythmically, and waited.

"You wouldn't go out without your house key, would you?" Yu waved.

With a dark face, Jiang Jun bowed his head and recalled. What he remembered clearly was that he sat up from the sofa at that time, and then picked up the car keys...

"Uh……"

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, he finally remembered that when he left, he only took the car key from the shoe cabinet, and the house key was on the coffee table.

The arrangement of items in Jiang Jun's life is very regular. Usually, he puts the car keys and house keys on the shoe cabinet together, and takes them away when he goes out.

But there was an accident today. When he was about to take Yubaiba home, Yubaiu ran away on his own initiative. He didn't catch up again. When he came back, he put the house key on the coffee table...

Thinking of this, Jiang Jun's face completely darkened.

It's over, I can't enter the house.

After seeing it, Yu Baibai completely understood, and smiled, "What's the matter? Why don't we go out and open a room?" At the same time as he spoke, Yu Baibai bit the word 'opening a room' very hard, which was a bit weird Feel.

Jiang Jun took a breath, and said angrily, "I just found out that a very normal sentence will change the taste in your mouth?"

Yu Bai pouted, and said, "Where are we going if we don't have a room? You can't go to an Internet cafe all night, right?"

Jiang Jun took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll look for someone who unlocks it."

"What time is it, can you see it?" Yu pendulum checked the time on his watch, and said, "Brother, it's past nine o'clock, the one who unlocked the lock got off work early, okay?"

"Who is your brother! Call him uncle!" Jiang Jun shouted.

Yu jiggled his hips and said, "Did you ask me to call you brother just now? Are you afraid that you belong to a perverted zodiac sign? Even Aquarius is not as quick as you to change your mind?"

Because of the fact that the door of the house cannot be opened, Jiang Jun is one head and two big at this time, and he has no intention of arguing with Yu at all.

"Hey, I'm tired of this enough, can you please calm down for a while?" Jiang Jun said.

"Don't worry, no one will be able to unlock you right now." Yu Baibai muttered.

"I'll add money, the price will be fine, right?" Jiang Jun said.

"Add more money?" Yu Bai rolled her eyes wide, and she had an idea in her mind, she said: "How much do you add? If you add less, people can't come."

"Two hundred, two hundred still not coming?" Jiang Jun said.

Fish clapped his hands with a "crack" and said, "One hundred! You give me one hundred! I'll open this door for you! How about it?"

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