Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 193
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you say something, you may not want to believe it. According to the analysis of the bite marks left on the chicken, the real murderer who killed the chicken was actually this big fat pig."

"Everyone, don't panic. Because pigs are omnivores, it's normal to kill a chicken. Don't over-explain." Jiang Yun explained seriously.

Several people at the scene looked at the pig struck to death by the thunder, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.

It is understandable that the sheep died of illness, but the pig killed the chicken and was struck to death by lightning, which is outrageous.

If you find a reporter, you can be on the news, so it's hard not to over-explain.

The water friends in the live broadcast room don't have so many scruples.

"Master Dao, is there such a thing as a causal cycle in this world?"

"The relationship between sheep, chickens and pigs, I feel a bit like a love triangle [cover face]!"

"Good guy, if I hadn't watched Conan for many years, I would have been shocked by the final ending, what is this all about!"

"Hahaha, I thought it was a bedtime horror story, but I didn't expect it to end up in science."

"Is the pig struck to death by lightning because it was too unlucky, or was it struck by lightning because it killed the pig and ate the chicken?"

"The truth of this matter, the Taoist leader must not know, we have to ask God."

After a little rain.

Jiang Yun originally planned to leave, but Huanong's brother forced him to stay, saying that as a good repayment, he had to treat him to a whole pig feast and a roast whole lamb.

"This layman, although there are no taboos in poverty, but it is really not good to eat too much big fish and meat. I have gained two catties from eating these few days."

"Daoist, don't refuse. If you don't take a bite of that pig and that sheep, none of us present will dare to move our chopsticks."

"Let's not waste food. It's a pity to dig a good pig and a sheep and bury them." Jiang Huanong also persuaded.

Jiang Yun sighed, and he whispered a Taoist name: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, sin, sin."

"You laymen have said that, so the poor will stay for a meal, and we will exercise tomorrow to lose weight."

The water friends in the live broadcast room did not understand.

"Daozhang, you have gained two catties. Is that called fat?"

"Eat a good meal today, lose weight tomorrow, and lose weight tomorrow, or lose weight tomorrow [funny]"

"I was quite afraid of that black goat and that big fat pig. I don't know why, but now I suddenly feel hungry."

Jiang Yun entered the room and began to warm up around the boiler.

In the winter in the north, we rely on heating to survive the winter.

And this winter in the south, you can only rely on your righteousness.

If the whole family is fine, basically after getting out of the bed, the whole family will stand in front of the brazier to warm up.

The process of slaughtering sheep and pigs was too bloody. In order to prevent the live broadcast room from being blocked, Jiang Yun did not go to the live broadcast to join in the fun.

But the sound from the backyard can still be heard inside the house.

Jiang Huanong sighed very much: "Brother, I hugged this sheep you raised when I was young. In a blink of an eye, the sheep is already this big."

"Before we kill the sheep, let's weigh the sheep's weight, make a record, and keep it in mind."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already made up the picture in their brains.

"Everyone, Jiang Huanong is called a sheep, or Jianghua camel for short."

"Huatuo is a generation of miracle doctors. He has cured lame chickens, heatstroke bamboo rats, and drunk pigs. Every time, the medicine is cured."

"It's just that the medicines prescribed are all spices, and they need to be assisted by charcoal fire, plus pots and pans [dog head to save life]"

"Does Jiang Huanong care about sheep? He has the body of a sheep, he..."

"Hahaha, I seriously suspect that the sick sheep of my brother's family are caused by parasites cast by Huanong [funny]"

When the pig-killing banquet and the roasted whole lamb were in full swing in the backyard, Jiang Yun hugged Xiao Bai and watched the boiler roasting the fire.

He was a little helpless and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, this happened suddenly. I had to take everyone to have an evening class today, but now I can't go back, so let's forget about the evening class."

"It's estimated that there are still two hours before we can eat. Let's have time to chat. It's actually quite good. If you have anything you want to ask Pindao, just ask."

"The poor must know everything and say everything."

He opened a poll and asked the water friends in the live broadcast room to choose between gossip, news, and anecdotes about cultivating immortals.

As a result, the vote for Talking about Immortal Cultivation Anecdotes was far ahead, crushing the votes for the other two options by a margin of nearly ten times.

"Every layman, since you want to hear the poor Taoist talk about cultivating immortals, then it's okay for me to talk about it."

"The following stories are purely fictitious adaptations, please don't believe them."

Jiang Yun talked about a strange incident that happened in a Taoist temple in the northeast when his master Chisong Zhenren was young.

One day he went out to visit friends, and after drinking too much, he walked back alone at night.

As we all know, there are many monsters in Nagada in the northeast, and they must be the family immortals who have become fine.

Practitioners naturally believe in science.

When Master Chisong came back, he met a yellow man standing up on the way.

The yellow-skinned child was very polite. After seeing someone, he bowed his hands to say hello, and then said with a smile: "Fellow daoist, please stay!"

According to its own statement, it is an honest weasel who lives in a Buddhist altar every day, practices diligently, and finally learns to speak human language and walk human ways.

It wants to become a human being, get rid of the animal way, and enter the human way.

After practicing enough, as long as someone says it looks like a human, it can transform into a human form and achieve a positive result.

"Fellow Daoist, I have two bags of grain here. They are wheat ears picked from the fields during the busy farming season. As long as you say that I look like a human being, I will give you these two bags of grain as a gift."

"Fellow Daoist, let me ask you, what do I look like?" Huang Pizi asked with a smile as he dragged out two bags of food.

When Jiang Yun said this, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

Many water friends began to speculate on the ending of the story.

"When a spirited monster meets Daoist Chisong, isn't that a free gift?"

"Don't say that, Xiaobai met the Taoist priest, and he lived a good life, and even earned himself a formal salary."

"Selling hemp batches, meeting a weasel to ask for a seal, whatever you say it looks like, it will become whatever it is, if I meet it, I will definitely say it looks like a yellow girl."

"If everything can be changed, I think it would be nice to say that a weasel is like Reba."

"Huang Pizi from Northeast China, do you think it's possible for you to turn it into a beauty from Xinjiang?"

【Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang】: "Don't think the story is too simple, what do you say a weasel looks like, then you have to bear the karma."

"If you can't afford it, you will suffer a serious illness, or die on the spot. You still want to talk about Reba and Nazha, which is very beautiful."

Jiang Yun nodded and said: "The yin and yang layman is right, Huang Pizi wants to be sealed, if you seal it into an adult, you will have to bear the corresponding price."

"The practice world should also pay attention to the conservation of energy. Although my master can bear the karma of making Huang Pizi a human being, whoever has nothing to do will like to cause trouble for himself."

"That night he was bored walking on the road, so he teased me with that yellow leather bag and chatted for a long time."

"The two of them chatted for half an hour, but the yellow-skinned boy became anxious and jumped onto the grain bag, and even his tail blew up."

(End of this chapter)