Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 192 Listen to Pindao's Explanation
"Jiang Daochang, you are really a great benefactor of our family!"

"My father already said that when the first thunderbolt split open the sheep house, and when the second thunderbolt struck, the black goat was frightened to death on the spot."

"Right now, don't let me tell you. Don't worry, my whole family will go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple tomorrow to offer incense." Jiang Huanong's brother knelt down for the third time.

Jiang Yun was very helpless, he forcibly pulled him up and said, "Stand up, don't kneel!"

"How many years have passed since the emperor died these days, and now no one is worthy of our kneeling except for my mother, father and ancestors!"

"In our China, the gods are all wage earners. In the past, if the Dragon King didn't rain, they would be stripped of the Dragon King Temple and whipped."

"Pindao just did a little favor. It's a big deal. If you want to go to the temple to burn incense, then do it. It's okay if you don't want to go."

"Also, those two lightning strikes just now really have nothing to do with me, it's really just a coincidence."

"Now that black goat is dead, I will summon Tianlei again to prove my innocence. I want to persuade you to believe in science. Why is it so difficult?"

Jiang Yun looked at the gloomy sky and smiled, no matter whether he could summon the thunder this time, he could explain it perfectly.

The black goat was dead, if the sky thunder was still summoned, it would prove that it wasn't the black goat.

If he didn't summon Tianlei, then he would be able to remove his suspicion in front of the water friends.

Pindao really doesn't know how to use magic tricks, you have to believe in science!
He pinched a formula and said in a clear voice: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~
rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~
rumble rumble rumble~~

The sky thunder sounded, and the violent blue-purple lightning shuttled back and forth in the dark clouds, and finally struck down fiercely.

After the loud noise, everything was quiet, and after a while, a drizzle began to fall in the sky.

"Everyone has seen it. This is normal rain and thunder. It really has nothing to do with poor people." Jiang Yun said seriously.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were confused at this time.

"It's not right, something feels wrong, but I can't tell."

"Did the anchor change the script? Why is it different from the previous script?"

"I believe in the anchor, I believe in science, it's normal to have thunder and rain today [funny]"

"Hey, the Taoist priest is really wasting. Why didn't he prepare two pieces of jujube wood and make some thunder jujube wood in batches. I really want to buy a fire dragon pan sword token."

"It's normal to have thunder today, and everyone understands it."

After several people released the fish, they packed up their things and were about to go to the goose farm to shelter from the rain.

"Good luck, that good luck..."

Brother Jiang Huanong's cell phone rang again, and he smiled as he walked and said, "Father, don't worry, I'm inviting Daoist Jiang to visit our goose farm."

"No, what the hell, that big fat pig in the backyard was struck by lightning just now, and it was all chopped into black charcoal?"

"The one who ate the chicken was the black goat. How did Tianlei kill our big fat pig?"

Jiang Yun explained next to him: "The sky thunder really has nothing to do with the poor. It may be because your family's Feng Shui is not good."

"Three thunderbolts hit one place at the same time. This kind of thing happened at the same time no matter at home or abroad. In fact, it is very normal. It is just that the location was not selected when the house was built."

"If you don't believe me, Pindao can summon the sky thunder again to prove his innocence."

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

"Ray comes!"

……

"Ray comes!"

……

"Ray comes!"

There is only drizzle in the sky that keeps falling, how can there be any shadow of thunder?

Jiang Huanong and his brothers had different expressions on their faces, only Jin Zhuzi still looked at Jiang Yun adoringly.

Although he believes in science very much, and thinks from the bottom of his heart that the two thunders that were successfully summoned just now are actually a coincidence, but he can't hold back Shuai!

After a few people arrived at the goose farm.

Everyone dried their wet hair with towels, took off their half-wet coats, and hung them to dry on hangers.

After Jiang Yun dried Xiaobai and Xiaohei who were shivering with cold, he put the two little guys in front of the boiler to warm up, and then went to visit the backyard.

After all, being struck by the thunder three times in a row is somewhat outrageous.

The backyard of the goose factory is quite simple, with a sheep house and feed room in the middle, and a pigsty behind the sheep house.

The two red brick houses where people live are beside the backyard.

Those two red-brick houses were built very elegantly. Although they only cost tens of thousands of yuan, the effect of the construction is no worse than that built by Mr. Gansu who spent 132 million yuan.

Jiang Yun entered the backyard, looked at the big hole in the steel plate above the sheep house that was struck by lightning, and fell into deep thought.

This is unscientific, why did Tianlei hack this house?
He walked out of the sheep house, jumped up and glanced at the roof, then understood, and immediately advised: "You two laymen, you should be careful!"

"The location of this goose farm is already high, and you still have an antenna there. No wonder it was struck by lightning three times."

"It's lucky that no one was hit. It doesn't cost much to set up WiFi now, but don't set up an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV."

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded, and they all acted as an afterthought.

"Fuck, it's no wonder that you should believe in science. The Taoist priest is right."

"Put an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV. This is really a long life for the old birthday star who hanged himself!"

"Remember, there used to be a family in our village who watched TV on rainy days. Lei followed the antenna and hacked their TV."

When Jiang Yun returned to the sheep house, he looked at the black goat lying straight on the ground, frowned, and checked it carefully.

There was something wrong with this black goat. It had a terribly big belly. When I opened its eyes, its eyes were blood red.

"Three, you still have to believe in science."

"The strange behavior and aggressive behavior of herbivores are often caused by lesions in the digestive system, and this black goat is no exception."

"Its stomach is so big, it's probably because the parasites in the stomach are multiplying. In fact, you can give it some insect repellent and it will be fine."

"Also, goats can stand up and walk, but it's relatively rare. That's not a weird thing. I checked a lot on the Internet."

A few people listened to Jiang Yun's analysis clearly and logically, and they couldn't hold on for a while.

However, many water friends in the live broadcast room stood up and testified for Jiang Yun.

There are water friends in Inner Mongolia and Xinjiang. They have raised many sheep at home and have seen goats walk.

There are also friends from the veterinary department of the Agricultural College or those who are veterinarians themselves. They posted a barrage of professional knowledge.

There is only one truth, herbivores will indeed have a lot of strange behaviors due to lesions in the digestive system, and then attack other animals and even humans.

When Jiang Yun came to the backyard, he looked at the big fat pig that was struck by the lightning, shook his head, and said regretfully, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, what a miserable pig!"

"As long as its pig's nest is farther away from the backyard, it will not be struck to death by lightning, and the city gate catches fire, which will bring disaster to the fish in the pond. It is really a fate."

Jiang Huanong's brother breathed a sigh of relief, then ran into the room where he lived, and took out a large plastic bag from the refrigerator.

He untied the plastic bag and said, "Jiang Daochang, then take a look at this chicken."

"I'm still worried that it's the goat demon. I watch TV shows, and many Taoist priests will use the dead animals to make it, so I didn't dare to throw away the half chicken."

"Take a look. If there is nothing wrong with it, I'll dig a hole and bury it."

Jiang Yun looked at the half chicken, his expression changed, he frowned, and said, "No, what you told Pindao is wrong."

"What happened in this backyard actually has something else hidden..."

(End of this chapter)