Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 194
Huang Pizi sprayed his saliva and roared angrily: "Fellow Daoist, let me ask you one last time, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

The unscrupulous water friends in the live broadcast room brushed the barrage one after another.

"Even with karma and a serious illness, I have to say, that weasel is like a white-haired cat with black silk ears, sweet and sweet, tsundere and cute girl."

"It must be like a 1-meter-long rich girl with white hair and cat ears [dog head] who is arrogant and cute and only loves me."

"Like a 145 cm tall, sweet-looking, petite and soft-looking tsundere red-eyed blonde loli, isn't she sweet?"

"The biggest taboo: stay away from the human Two-dimensional circle."

"I feel that the yellow leather child should be like my dear Davari."

"Will Taoist Chisong pinch the weasel's neck, pinch a spell, summon Tianlei, and then ask: Pindao will never allow anyone to speak loudly to me, what did you just say?"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen, he shook his head, and said with a smile: "Our Tianyuan Taoist temple has always been very reasonable and friendly to people, how could it be possible to call Tianlei casually to attack people blindly."

"My master was going abroad during that time, so he was learning English, and then he said casually: Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. (Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.)"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by Mr. Chisong's operation.

Monks, do you know how to play like this?

Jiang Yun looked at Shuiyou's shocked barrage, shook his head, and continued talking about what happened that day.

The yellow-skinned child actually sneered, and said to himself that human beings are getting more and more stupid in doing things. Fortunately, he is a Huang Daxian who has seen the world, otherwise he would have missed this opportunity today.

It coughed twice, cleared its throat, and then stammered a sentence in English: "You learn from me now (you learn from me now)"

"Huaxia people don't lie to Huaxia people, and they don't lie to Huaxia's Huang Daxian!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are really dumbfounded at this moment.

Now there are always videos on Douyin that Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. Could it be that the Taoist priest was playing this trick with Huang Pizi decades ago?
When everyone asked about the follow-up story, Jiang Yun shook his head and said that the matter was all made up by the master to lie to him, and he did not tell the follow-up matter.

"Every layman, what Pindao said at the beginning, the following story is purely fictitious, don't take it seriously!"

"At that time, the country had already been established, so how could such outrageous things like Huang Pizi begging for title happen?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room, persevering, made up the follow-up to the story by themselves.

"I'm an author of an online article. Normally, in that case, the protagonist should get rid of the demon."

"Master Akamatsu was learning foreign languages ​​at that time. When he met a weasel who could speak English, he should have taken it for his own use, right?"

"I think it's more fragrant to be a 1 meter tall girl with white hair and cat ears who is rich and only loves me alone."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were excited to listen, so Jiang Yun told the second story related to cultivating immortals.

And this story is related to his previous life.

The degree of bizarreness of this story is even worse than that of Huang Pizi.

"Every layman, I can't tell whether the story told by Pindao is a memory from my previous life or a dream."

"Anyway, the story is purely fictitious, so don't take it seriously, just listen to it and relieve your boredom."

Jiang Yun threw two sticks of firewood into the boiler. He stared at the gradually growing flames, and told the story of how he joined the sect in his previous life and then soared into the sky.

The place where the story takes place is in the Great Xia Dynasty in a different world, the largest sect in the Sichuan and Sichuan regions - Tanmen!
"Everyone, Tanmen in that world is really a very powerful sect. It is said that the founder of the sect has the ability to open up the world."

"To join that sect, you need to go through the Zongmen Trial. You can only enter the outer sect to practice if you persist in the Zongmen's big formation for a quarter of an hour."

"I had just traveled through the past at that time, and my identity was a passerby accompanying the township. There were tens of thousands of passersby at the same time."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun's serious face, so they believed it three points, and slowly listened to it.

"I just said that Chang is not an ordinary person. He must have become a top power in that world!"

"Tanmen, Sichuan and Shu area, why do I feel that school is familiar?"

"Peat, it seems that what happened in [-] can't be hidden. I am a member of the Space-Time Management Bureau. The Taoist priest is actually a time traveler. I want to arrest the Taoist priest."

"The time traveler has appeared, so is there any son of the plane, go to Wudang Mountain to suppress it?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, smiled, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to what Pindao has to say first."

"That world is the ancient practice world. The Tanmen's Zongmen formation can accommodate tens of thousands of people to pass through the barrier at the same time without affecting each other."

"I received a checkpoint pass token from an elder, and then walked into the sect's great formation—the Erxianqiao lore-killing formation!"

"After entering the formation, two stone corridors immediately appeared in front of me. The two corridors were exactly the same, and there were swords, lights and swords shining inside, which looked extremely dangerous."

"In front of the corridor, there is a stone tablet, one with Yangguan Avenue written on it, and the other with Chenghua Avenue written on it."

As we all know, if you want to go to Erxian Bridge, you must take Chenghua Avenue.

Jiang Yun walked into Chenghua Avenue without saying a word.

In the corridor, there were flashes of swords and swords everywhere, so he complained: "There are so many swords that attack independently, what if they hurt someone, has the sect recorded these swords?"

As soon as the words fell, the shadows of swords, lights and swords in the corridor disappeared immediately.

At the same time, the outside of Tanmen was in complete chaos.

The elder in charge of Jiang Yun's breakthrough found him sitting on the ground in fright after he walked into Chenghua Avenue.

Repeatedly muttering in his mouth: "That kid, how dare he!"

"Where is Chenghua Avenue? It is the place that the ancestor of Tanmen set up when he set up the sect. That place is the most dangerous place in the Erxianqiao formation."

"Except for the ancestors of the sect, even the suzerains of the past did not dare to break in easily."

"And according to the legacy left by the ancestors, if you can pass through the Chenghua Avenue safely, then you are a well-deserved holy son of the Tan family."

There was a commotion at the Tanmen, from the suzerain up to the disciples from the outer sect, they all ran over to join in the fun.

In Chenghua Avenue, Jiang Yun was dumbfounded when he saw the lights and swords disappear.

He walked to the end of the corridor and saw a familiar figure, and that figure was Officer Tan.

When the old man saw the old man, his eyes were full of tears. Jiang Yun learned the truth of this world from Officer Tan.

This is a world where words follow the law, and it was originally a dark world where foreigners ruled and the human race was suppressed for tens of thousands of years.

5000 years ago, nine people from the earth traveled here at the same time. According to their professional characteristics, the nine people established nine sects such as Tanmen, Mozong, and Jurisprudence.

The key word for customs clearance on Chenghua Avenue in Erxianqiao lore formation is sword filing.

Because Jiang Yun has a strong sense of the rule of law, it is logical to become the holy son of Tanmen...

(End of this chapter)