Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 107 Pigs are So Cute (Please recommend tickets)
"Fortunately, this wild boar has rough skin and thick flesh, and is highly resistant to poison. If other animals were stung like this by wasps, they would have died of cold." Zhang Zhishun sighed.

He started to remove the wasp stings from the wild boar one by one.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

"This is the kindness of the house, the anchor studies hard, and you will definitely not lose money when you become a hero and learn something from the old Taoist leader in the future."

"In the face of the chief culprit who angered the hornet and caused him to jump into the cold pool, the old Taoist actually helped him. Is this Yide's complaint?"

"Repay grievances with virtue, why should you repay virtue, you should complain straight!"

"Why do I feel that the old Taoist is a bit like a bad guy?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were criticizing the inappropriateness of repaying grievances with kindness, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already pulled out the hornet stings from the wild boar.

He took some herbs from the mountaineering bag, smashed them with stones, added some water to make a paste, and applied them to the wild boar.

Then he took a small packet of tin foil from his pocket and completely wrapped the half-sized boar's body.

Wrap the whole body in tin foil, this, is this going to roast a whole pig in the wild?

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by this operation, the old man who promised to be kind-hearted?

"I suddenly discovered that the old Taoist master is a master of thick black art. He talked about saving the pigs, but he had already finished the preparations before the barbecue."

"Although I am in my 30s, compared with the old Taoist priest, I suddenly find that I am still a bit too young."

"Uncle, the old Taoist is over 80 years old. Compared with others, you are a grandson. The old Taoist looks at us like a kid."

"It turns out that this is the kindness of the house, anchor, you should learn from the old Taoist master, and whether you can become a fairy or not in the future depends on your current understanding."

"Brother Snake should be trembling when he saw this scene."

"It's over, Brother Snake is in danger, his lips are dead and his teeth are cold, the next meal will be him!"

"Society is very simple, but people are the ones who are complicated. Whoever takes someone seriously, the routine is deep [cover face]!"

Seeing that old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was really about to fight, Jiang Yun became a little anxious.

"Mr. Zhang, play for fun, make trouble for trouble, why are you so serious!"

"What are you kidding?"

"Roasted pig!" Jiang Yun persuaded earnestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay for us to eat roasted pig, but at least be humane!"

"Roasting it alive is too cruel. Let's give the pig a knife first, drain the blood, then open up the belly and take out the internal organs, then spread the ingredients on it and then roast it. I think it's safer to eat like this."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the wild boar wrapped in tin foil, and it was only then that the old man came to his senses.

"Good boy, the old man has always been kind-hearted, you actually think I will roast a pig?"

"Although this wild boar is not a national key protected wild animal, it is an animal under the protection of the three protections. It is against the law to eat it!"

"I wrapped it with a thermal blanket for wild first aid, because the pig is now hypothermic due to bee venom stings, and I set the fire just to let it warm up and let the blood circulate."

"Boy, why are you like your master? You look harmless to humans and animals on the surface, but you are actually cruel. What do you think, you want to eat roast pig?"

Jiang Yun was sprayed with saliva by the old man. He wiped his face and said weakly: "Mr. Zhang, don't get excited, just calm down first."

"The epidemic has not passed yet. You sprayed me with saliva. It's really not good. That thing is infectious by droplets!"

Old Taoist Zhang calmed down instantly. He silently took out a pack of unopened disposable masks from his bag, put them on decisively for himself, and handed one to Jiang Yun.

When the water friends in the live broadcast saw this scene, they all shouted good guy.

"I lost it, our anchor's move is a lore!"

"The epidemic is not over yet. From today onwards, I will never allow my mother to talk loudly to me before I get up in the morning [hard]!"

"My mother never wakes me up to eat. She cuts off the electricity and the internet every day, and then waits for me to get up."

"Upstairs, Ling Ma is a werewolf, more than a ruthless person. Fuck, it's too cruel to cut off the power and the internet directly."

"Can someone explain to me, our anchor and Mr. Zhang, which one of them wants to eat roast pig?"

"I can guarantee with my life that both of them definitely want to eat roast pig, who would have the heart to refuse a bite of the crispy roast pig that is dripping with oil."

The fire finally started.

As Mr. Zhang said, wild boars have rough skin and thick flesh, and are highly resistant to poison.

The fire had only been roasting for half an hour, and the pig wrapped in a thermal blanket kicked its hind legs a few times and began to whine and chirp.

Jiang Yun sighed: "Old Zhang, this pig must have had a nightmare when he was in a coma."

"Nonsense, being stung into a pig's head by a wasp, and comatose on the spot, no matter what species, as long as you have a brain, you will definitely have nightmares."

After the wild boar regained its mobility, Zhang Zhishun took off the thermal blanket on the pig and extinguished the bonfire.

"This pig is still a little young. If he lives a few more years, if he rubs more turpentine on his body and puts on a layer of armor, he won't be afraid of wasp stings."

"Boy, don't look at it. Let's go back and cook chestnuts. You can translate for this pig, so that it can be more careful next time and don't provoke hornets." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun patted the pig's head, and he carried his mountain climbing Bag.

Jiang Yun grabbed the pig's ear, and he explained it to the half-sized wild boar in pig language.

Whether the pig's brain listened to it or not, I guess the genius knows.

Anyway, this wild boar has been lying in place, humming and chirping in its mouth.

Jiang Yun was holding Xiaobai, and Zhang Zhishun was carrying Brother Snake who was handicapped. The two were about to take a shortcut back to the bamboo forest.

The wild boar stood up with a groan, and followed behind the two of them.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing.

"It's over, Zhuzhu definitely doesn't want to work hard anymore."

"I guess what Zhuzhu is thinking is: If you saved me, then you have to be responsible for me [Tears Running]"

"Hahahahaha, it's easy to save a pig, but it's hard to give it away!"

"Zhuzhu: Which Taoist priest saved me, I have nothing to repay, I can only promise with my body."

"Upstairs, stop talking. The supermarket next to our house sells pork for three yuan a catty today. Pork is really worthless now!"

"I'm sure, this is retribution for kindness, this is definitely retribution for kindness."

Jiang Yun walked halfway, and when he was taking a break, he turned around and found that the wild boar was still following him. He couldn't help but had a headache and said, "Mr. Zhang, this pig is quite smart, and it can tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal!"

"Nonsense, the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty is above, and a person must abide by the rules and laws!"

"It's a protected animal with three protections and follows me. If I don't have a special breeding license, then it just gave me a pair of silver bracelets, a suit of striped clothes, and a room with a big bed for multiple people!" Taoist Zhang Zhishun said very angrily.

The old Taoist lost his temper for the first time, and the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

The wild boar not far away is very spiritual. It also lay on the spot, blinking its small eyes, and looked up at the two of them from time to time, for fear that if they ran away, their future iron rice bowl would be lost.

(End of this chapter)