Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 108 Mr. Zhang, Are You a Big Pig?
When Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun were worrying about what to do with the wild boar, Zhuzhu lowered his head, and it licked the half-dried paste on its hoof.

"Huh heh heh~~"

The pink nose twitched twice, and the pig got up and rushed directly into the nearby woods.

Seeing this, Old Taoist Zhang picked up Brother Snake, who was still in a half-disabled state, grabbed his mountaineering bag, got up and left.

"Boy, why are you still standing there, we won't be able to leave when that pig comes back!"

Jiang Yun pinched the back of Xiaobai's neck, stuffed it into his mountaineering suit, and exposed his head.

The two of them didn't catch their breath, and ran the mountain road for seven or eight miles, and finally arrived at the campsite in the bamboo forest.

It was just five o'clock at this time, half an hour earlier than the originally planned return time.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun stood on the way back and watched for a long time, but he couldn't find any wild boar. He let out a long sigh of relief.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"The current Second Senior Brother is indeed a loser. Old Daoist Zhang has a net worth of tens of millions, and he can't even afford it."

"Second senior brother, second senior brother, I really gave you a chance and you are useless!
When the Jade Emperor ascended to heaven, the whole family ascended to heaven, only your ancestors went to the next door to eat, and missed the ascension. Now that the opportunity of the iron rice bowl is in front of you, you missed it again. "

"The two priests are really cruel. Such a cute pig, they actually abandoned him. Tears flowed from the corners of my mouth in disbelief. Roast the whole pig!"

"That's right, such good wild honey is perfect for roasting a whole pig."

"Are you human beings? Are you willing to send the anchor behind bars if you don't want to be punished?"

After Jiang Yun solemnly warned Brother Snake not to bite anyone or Xiaobai, he and Taoist Zhang prepared dinner together.

The two washed up briefly, poured out the herbs picked in the mountaineering bag, and put them around to dry.

The division of labor was clear, Mr. Zhang went around to collect dry firewood, and Jiang Yun took out all the chestnuts and the bag of honey.

He first cut two sausages, stewed a pot of claypot rice, and then took the chestnuts into the bamboo forest.

"Dear water friends, stir-fried chestnuts with honey is a very simple home-cooked delicacy. If you have the conditions, you can also try it."

"After washing the chestnuts, pick out the bad chestnuts, then cut a cross knife on them, and finally add corn oil and honey to the pot, stir fry slowly for 10 to [-] minutes, and then you can eat."

"There can be more corn oil, each chestnut should be glued with oil, and honey can be added according to personal taste. The only thing to pay attention to is to turn it twice frequently."

The whole process took less than 10 minutes, and Jiang Yun had already finished the preparations for stir-frying chestnuts with honey, and now only stir-frying was left.

Seeing that the process is so simple, the small fried kitchen experts in the live broadcast room have moved to reproduce it.

"I've already made notes on my phone during the whole process, and I've kept them in my collection. I must try it when I have time!"

"Lizi: Are you scaring me? I have been waiting for three years. Do you know how I have lived these three years?"

"Wangtian, brothers, my girlfriend has gone downstairs to buy chestnuts, and she is going to fry the kitchen, what should I do, I am a little scared."

"Calm down, I, as someone who has been there, tell you that you must stand at the gate of your home's main power switch. If there is any trouble, remember to cut off the power immediately!"

"Oh, I want to eat candied chestnuts, but I don't want to go out to buy them. It's so painful!"

Amidst the complaints from the water friends in the live broadcast room, four to ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hand, and he probed the iron pot with his hand, and picked up a chestnut from the pot with great speed.

After peeling off the shell, the chestnut meat inside is golden yellow, sweet and soft in the mouth, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, you should eat fried chestnuts with chewing gum in autumn. This stuff is rich in nutrition, and the more you eat, the better it is." Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hands, and fished several more from the pot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room widened their eyes and couldn't help sighing.

"Damn it, Iron Hand is ruthless!"

"Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect, I feel that Dao Chang's chestnuts should have a meaty aroma."

"Mom, buy it, the sugar-fried chestnuts in our small counties on the seventh and eighth lines cost more than 20 yuan a catty, I can't afford it!"

"I can't afford it either, but raw chestnuts cost seven yuan a catty. Every year I fry a bunch by myself. They are really delicious."

"The sugar-fried chestnuts on the streets of India are clean and hygienic, but unfortunately I really dare not eat them."

at dinner time.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun fried chestnuts with sugar and ate two full bowls of claypot rice. Jiang Yun was dumbfounded. This is a staple food with a staple food!

"Boy, what are you looking at, the old man really doesn't eat much!"

"Hum hum……"

"What are you moaning about?"

"Mr. Zhang, I didn't say anything."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he felt something was wrong, turned his head abruptly, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck, why did this pig follow here?"

When Zhang Zhishun turned his head, he looked at the aggrieved wild boar, and suddenly felt that the claypot rice in the bowl was not fragrant, and the fried chestnuts in his mouth were tasteless.

Friends in the water found that the two looked confused, and brushed 666 in the live broadcast room one after another.

"Second Senior Brother is mighty, it can actually find back the lost iron rice bowl!"

"Pig, you have to be self-aware to be a pig. I seriously suspect that the two Taoist priests will turn evil and kill you."

"One animal is raised in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, so is a group of animals. The anchor, for the sake of such a fate, you can keep the pigs!"

Jiang Yun and old Taoist Zhang Zhishun just stood there blankly, and the wild boar came to the two of them very wronged.

It opened its mouth and spit out a muddy mass.

That thing seems to be a ginseng plant, and it's quite big, thick, and long, and it's at least ten years old.

Old Taoist Zhang picked up the ginseng, and after simply rinsing it with water from the kettle, he exclaimed, "Fourth-grade leaf ginseng, how is this possible?"

The wild boar snorted twice, lay down on the spot, stretched out its four short hooves, and twirled its tail happily behind its buttocks.

After the old priest Zhang Zhishun reconfirmed that the four-leaf ginseng was real, his eyes turned red and he couldn't help sighing.

These days, wild boars are stronger than humans, and they all know how to repay their kindness, so spiritual!

"Boy, this pig has not recovered from its serious illness, and followed us on the mountain road for more than ten miles. It is really hard for it."

"It's the old man's mascot. I'll check its body before you go cook the pot rice." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun patted Zhuzhu's head distressedly, his eyes full of pity.

Jiang Yun stood next to him with a confused expression on his face, hey, Mr. Zhang said that the mascot was me during the day, why did he suddenly become this pig now?
The face of the old Taoist priest feels a bit like a military fan, they are all big trotters.

When the 055 first came out, all the military fans shouted for their wives, but within a few months, the J-20 came out, and the wives were replaced immediately!

It's really too much for Xiao Tiantian to become Mrs. Niu just like that!
(End of this chapter)