Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 106 The Image Is Destroyed
Brother Snake was trembling with fear, he barely raised his head, opened his mouth, and let out a weak cry twice: "Hiss hiss~~~"

Mr. Zhang slapped the snake's head with his backhand, and the snake was stunned on the spot.

"Boy, what is the name of this beast? The old man's sixth sense tells me that it is scolding us."

"Mr. Zhang, you guessed it right. This guy scolded us for being inappropriate, so he caught a little snake and licked it desperately. It's really not polite." Jiang Yun scratched his head, feeling a little helpless.

The previous three misunderstandings were a bit big, now Brother Snake really doesn't want to trust human beings!

"You translate it for it. The old man saved its life with herbal medicine. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

"The swarm of hornets outside is going crazy, it still insists on running out, the young snake is still too aggressive!" Old Taoist Zhang looked at the slow-moving cobra, and said angrily.

His medical skills are superb, as long as the person is not dead and brought to him, he is [-]% sure to save the person, but the old Taoist priest is also very annoying, that is, disobedient patients.

If it weren't for this cobra's own good luck, and it was just a snake, Mr. Zhang wouldn't have even glanced at it just now.

After Jiang Yun's explanation, the fear in Brother Snake's eyes was greatly reduced. It opened its mouth and hissed loudly for a long time.

"Mr. Zhang, this snake asked me to tell you, thank you for saving your life. It will repay you in the next life."

"Also, it also said that the swarm of wasps outside didn't talk about martial arts. It wanted to swim with the current, but the swarm of wasps rushed over like crazy."

"It was careless, didn't dodge, didn't hide in the water in time, was attacked and was stung more than [-] times in a row before it reacted, so it was so embarrassed that it rolled and crawled back to the cave."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun was dumbfounded. He looked at Jiang Yun suspiciously and asked, "You won't translate randomly for the sake of the live broadcast, right?"

"Mr. Zhang, I use my master's reputation to swear to Master Sanqing that I really didn't make a blind translation. Those are Brother Snake's original words."

The cobra was next to it. It was full of dissatisfaction, but it still nodded cooperatively.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing, Snake Jingze has now transformed into Snake Baoguo, is everything popular now and doesn't talk about martial arts?

There was no movement outside the waterfall.

Jiang Yun poked his head out cautiously and took a look. The swarm of hornets had dispersed now, at least not wandering around the valley anymore.

"Mr. Zhang, let's clean up and go out."

"Blessed by the Patriarch Sanqing, the swarm of bees finally dispersed. It's getting dark outside. Let's go out and go back to the bamboo forest." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

Going out this time, there is no danger outside, so there is no need to wade in clothes.

The two of them took off their underwear and coats, and packed them properly in waterproof mountaineering bags.

Jiang Yun carried the mountaineering bag on his back, holding Xiaobai in his arms, and old Taoist Zhang carrying a cobra. The two jumped into the cold pool in only their underwear, and landed on the shore within a few minutes.

The footage of the drone automatically switched to the mosaic mode. The 10,000+ water friends only saw two people taking off their clothes and jumping into the water. They shouted too much in the live broadcast room.

"Speechless, why is there still a mosaic during the live broadcast?"

"I treat the anchor as my own brother. I never thought that the anchor would see me so far away. He doesn't treat me like a family member!"

"I lost it, the brother-sister relationship between Taoist priest and water friend seems to have changed!"

"A group of old porn critics, what do you want to see, can I not know?"

……

Jiang Yun dried his whole body with internal force by the stream, and after underwear and mountaineering clothes, he pulled the drone out of the cave behind the waterfall.

When the water friends saw the two dressed, they couldn't help shouting in the comment area that they were bored.

"Fuck, what's wrong with Xiaobai, why is his mouth and nose bleeding?"

"Emmm, Xiaobai seems to have a nosebleed, what did he see?"

"Envy, envy, hate, I want to report to the underworld with my real name, Xiaobai didn't drink Mengpo soup when he was reincarnated!"

"The image of Xiaobai in my heart is really shattered. It was originally a soft girl who is good at acting like a baby, but I didn't expect to be a slut in my heart!"

"[Xiao Min]: Daoist, I really can't stand it anymore, please wipe your female apprentice's nosebleed."

Jiang Yun looked at Xiaobai's nosebleed, and he was also a little speechless. Could this fox be really smart?

"Boy, you have to believe in science. You fox eats great tonics in the mountains. It's normal to get angry and have some nosebleeds." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun shook his head and said.

He dug out a small pack of tissues from his backpack and handed it to Jiang Yun.

After Jiang Yun washed the blood off Xiaobai's nose, he gently rubbed Xiaobai's head.

bass……

Two nosebleeds came out again.

Everyone was shocked, this fox was really angry.

Jiang Yun had no choice but to wash Xiao Bai's face again. He immediately took out a piece of toilet paper, tore the paper in half, rolled it into two paper tubes, and stuffed it gently into Xiao Bai's nose.

After the nosebleed stopped, take a closer look.

It's over, with two sticks of toilet paper sticking out of his nose, Xiaobai's idiot image is even more plump.

The water friends in the live broadcast room hurriedly took screenshots, saving this moment of social death for Xiaobai.

"[Xiao Min] Daoist, Xiaobai's emoji package should be very useful. I'll print it out and mail you a copy when I'm done."

"It's really bad!"

"All the national treasures on the mountain are gone, and the house management is still taking the bamboo shoots. It's really inhumane."

"Big Mother Dragon, after the emoji package is ready, remember to share it in the group, I want it too!"

Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Bai who was still looking at him stupidly, and he shook his head helplessly.

Alas, the mascot image of Tianyuan Daoist Master Sister is probably destroyed today!

Old Daoist Zhang carried the half-hard but not soft Brother Snake, and he walked towards Taniguchi with his head held high, followed closely by Jiang Yun.

The two returned to the chestnut tree and found that because the hornet's nest was destroyed, the bee colony had moved with the queen and young bees.

Jiang Yun took back his mountaineering bag. He found a small medicine hoe under the tree, and looked through the pile of beehives. There was actually honey that wasps robbed bees in the beehives.

"Mr. Zhang, lend me one of the plastic bags you brought in your mountaineering bag. I'll take the honey back. Let's eat fried chestnuts with honey tonight!"

These honeys weighed four to five catties, and they were all real wild honey. They were golden yellow in the hive, dripping with honey, and looked very attractive.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were envious.

"Daoist, can you leave me a catty of honey, that honey looks delicious."

"Curious, my grandfather kept bees. The honey he brought home was pure milky white, much like lard. Why is this honey golden yellow?"

"Yes, lard-like honey is the king, but it tastes a bit harsh."

"The pollen collected by the bees is single, so the honey is milky white. The authentic wild honey turns golden yellow because the bees have collected it for a long time and stored it for a long time."

"The wild honey collected by the Taoist priest costs at least 200 yuan a catty on the market. You can't buy it if you have money. They are all for acquaintances."

After Jiang Yun packed the wild honey, he was about to leave, but he found the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun staring at the wild boar.

(End of this chapter)