100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(Eight)

Recently, weird things have happened frequently. First, Yu Haiqiao, the dog, forced a private meeting with his ex-girlfriend during work, and then a junior high school classmate added me to WeChat to share things I don’t know about. This morning I asked someone for an interview and the phone showed on WeChat. Someone wanted to add me as a friend. At first, I thought it was something related to work. After adding a friend, I sent a few words: "I am Xiao Chen, do you remember?"

This is really a weird thing worth thinking about.

Xiao Chen was the ambiguous person who studied music when I was in college. Yu Haiqiao told me that he saw this man with a 1.5-meter girl in his arms and happily walked to the hotel, so I checked his phone number, WeChat, etc. The contact information was directly blacked out, and I have never contacted since then. It was really weird to be in contact again after a lapse of eight or nine years.

And this person should be regarded as a small star on the 19th line. It seems that he has also participated in singing talent shows, but I think it should be a player who was eliminated in the previous rounds, but at least it can be searched on the Internet. To his name. I found out about him becoming a celebrity through Yu Haiqiao. At that time, we were watching a boring variety show at home. When the show was broadcast, Yu Haiqiao pointed to an ad and said, "Shi Ran, this man. It’s a bit familiar.” I found out that this person is Xiao Chen after looking at it for a long time. I feel that I have been slightly adjusted, and I don’t know why the height seems to have become a little higher, so I put this person’s name in a suspicious tone. Tell Yu Haiqiao.

Yu Haiqiao still pretended to be at first, he turned his head and glanced at me: "Who?"

I thought he didn't hear clearly, and repeated the person's name again: "Xiao Chen."

His eyes narrowed slightly, as if he was thinking very seriously.

I added: "Didn't I know someone who studied music when I was in college..."

Yu Haiqiao suddenly realized "Oh", and then told me firmly, "The heightening pad in this man's shoes must be ten centimeters high." After that, he twisted the remote control and changed it to another station.

And this dog/force 10 minutes before this happened because I refused to watch a variety show that he especially wanted to watch, a mad dog robbed me of the TV remote control, and after the **** I angrily punched him and prepared to go back to the room to take it. I watched the TV series I want to watch on the tablet. This person also grabbed my arm and said that I had beaten him internally and couldn't go. After he left, he would die on the sofa in my living room because there was no one to take care of him.

Then he beat him again, hoping that he could die directly on the sofa in our living room under my hand.

After beating, the boring variety show is entering commercials, and the protagonist of the commercials is still Xiao Chen.

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I don’t know if Xiao Chen has upgraded from an unknown star on the 19th line to an unknown star on the 18th line, but I took the time to click on his circle of friends and found out that he became a star. Later generations are particularly photogenic. Although I did not reply to his WeChat account, I did not block him. After all, he is pretty good. As one of the few good-looking men in my circle of friends, I feel that I have an obligation to treat him. Keep it in my list of friends, not to mention that in case it becomes popular one day, I can still peek into the lives of popular celebrities.

After this weird thing happened, I wanted to tell Yu Haiqiao on WeChat immediately, but thinking about the scumbag things that Yu Haiqiao this dog/forcing has done recently, I stared at the stupid cat on his head and thought for a long time. Sending a message to him also dragged him directly into my blacklist.

Xiao Chen, a star who doesn’t know whether it’s on the 18th or 19th line, didn’t reply to me after I didn’t reply to him. Instead, he added my friend Yang Wei from the classmate group yesterday afternoon, oh... he has changed his name now. Yesterday afternoon, when he added me, what he told me was his new name. The new name silenced me for a long time, and I tried to recall my 30 years of life. I felt that someone I didn’t know in my memory was called that. The name, a puzzled question mark was sent over. He told me with great sorrow that since he entered junior high school, he suffered too much pressure because of his original name "Yang Wei" that he should not bear at his pure age. He waited until he graduated from high school. After he was eight years old, he could finally change his name. He took the risk of being broken by his father and added a word to his name with his account book, so his current name is Yang Xiongwei.

Well, Yang Xiongwei asked me on WeChat if I had decided to participate in the class reunion, how much do I need to pay for the class reunion, the more subsidies and the less subsidies used for group activities, and also asked me if there are any junior high school students who are in contact. For example, Yu Haiqiao—this is a very good friend of mine when I played in junior high school.

Although he told the boy who had a crush on me behind his back that I was a girl with stinky feet.

I gave Yang Xiongwei a smile, and then told him with great pain-Yu Haiqiao is dead.

There was a long silence and sent me "Ah", and I went on-I forgot to say it yesterday, your new name is so good that it sounds so bright.

Over there-I faintly think you are taunting me.

I sincerely returned eight words and two punctuation marks-how is it possible, nothing.

Then he said quickly: "I'm working, and the class reunion should be able to participate."

After a while, I became curious again: "But why are you organizing the class reunion?"

If my memory is correct, this person did not seem to love learning at all when he was in junior high school. If this matter is put on Yu Haiqiao, I can also explain that because Yu Haiqiao, the dog/forced to study, has good grades. Teacher's favorite. Although in fact he is a lazy person, it is impossible for him to organize any party in his life, and he may not have joined the group of studies. But this matter is a bit weird for Yang Wei, a non-mainstream student who has caused headaches for our class teacher.

In the end, this Yang Wei...cough, Yang Xiongwei sent me a shy expression, and then said-I organized it with my wife.

"?" I replied with a question mark very reserved.

Then he told me that his wife was the squad leader when we were in school. I remembered that the squad leader in junior high school was a thin and small girl, wearing glasses, although she was less than 1.6 meters tall, but had an aura of 1.8 meters, and dealt with like Yang Wei. Such poor students felt that they could become as weak and helpless and pitiful as a quail with a look in their eyes. I said two words "Wow" and expressed my congratulations.

Yang Wei thanked me for my congratulations, and started to care about my marital status.

I told him solemnly and painfully, "I am widowed."

There was silence for a long time, and two words were sent silently: "Sorry."

I said: "You are polite. The happiest thing for a person to live to thirty is actually that he has a dead husband and got his husband's inheritance."

Yang Wei didn't reply for a long time, he said twice, "I'm offline, bye."

I also smiled politely: "Bye."

Because I blocked most of the insignificant chat groups, I didn't see hundreds of messages in the group of our junior high school classmates gathering until I clicked on WeChat when I was bored at lunch, and I clicked in.

It is probably found that the chat content in the group is roughly as follows:

"I heard that Yu Haiqiao is dead?"

"???"

"?????"

"Isn't he, he is only 30 years old, is he the tall and handsome Yu Haiqiao with super good grades in junior high school! I still have a crush on him in junior high school!"

"Who said that?"

"Is the source of the information reliable?!"

"And I also heard that Shi Ran, who had a good relationship with Yu Haiqiao at the time, had recently died of her husband!"

"Who said this again???"

"Really, they had a good relationship when they were in junior high school. I watched them go to school together every day. I thought they were a couple at the time."

"Silence, the relationship between the two of them in junior high school is okay, you haven't seen the two of them scolding each other, and you feel that you can't wait for the other to die and reincarnate."

"No, you are talking nonsense, they are just playing around, and Yu Haiqiao has such a good character, Shi Ran is also very good."

"Shi Ran is in the group, circle her to ask what's the situation."

"Don't bother others when you are speechless, okay, you are dead, husband, you are willing to talk about it everywhere, and quickly erase the information so that she won't be sad if she sees it."

"..."

"..."

During a period of boring emoji, I received several friend applications from WeChat groups, and I have a good junior high school relationship, but a friend who hasn’t contacted me for a long time asked me privately: How are you doing?

I clicked out and took a look. I didn't reply to the news for the time being, so I continued to go back to the WeChat group to read the news.

The latest news is—

"I'm sorry I'm late, so is Shi Ran's dead husband the dead Yu Haiqiao?"

When I saw this sentence, I choked on the rice very uncontrollably, and rushed to the bathroom to prevent the rice from squirting out of my nose. Originally wanted to tell Yu Haiqiao the ins and outs of this incident, and regretted his death with great pain, but then I thought that I had blacked him out, but I was not ready to bring him back, so I washed my face and looked back again. Arrived at his own table.

I ignored the group news during the meal, and finished my lunch with a variety show for dinner. I refused the kind invitation of my colleagues to go downstairs to drink milk tea and read the group news again.

There were hundreds of pieces of news, and I pulled up, feeling that my blood pressure couldn't come down a bit.

A classmate who worked near Yu Haiqiao's work also sent a photo to severely condemn the person who spread the rumors that Yu Haiqiao was dead. He expressed his stance very seriously-"Please, is Yu Haiqiao living well? Who is making such vicious rumors? Why is the heart so bad?"

After the condemnation was over, I began to talk about it with a sense of Internet.

"I and Yu Haiqiao both work here in Dahe. My company is in Building B, and his company is in Building A. Occasionally they will meet each other when they leave work or have lunch at noon. It can only be regarded as a nodding acquaintance, because after graduating from junior high school I haven't contacted anymore. I only knew that he was working in a foreign company. I didn't ask what he did.

"Yesterday afternoon when I ran errands for our department colleague to buy things, I saw him drinking coffee at Starbucks downstairs. The woman was a bit familiar. I only remembered it later. People who attended a high school in a middle school must remember. There was a beautiful woman in our class who was in the same class as Yu Haiqiao. She looked good and had good grades. She also had a good relationship with Yu Haiqiao. After all, they were both academic masters. I still remember I heard that they were talking In love, this is the woman. I went home yesterday and went gossiping with a good friend who was playing with Yu Haiqiao, saying that Yu Haiqiao is really good. I started dating in high school and now I am still with people. It’s true love, but they are sitting together. It’s a real man and a woman, and I feel that only the other party can be worthy of the other party. The kind of people who inexplicably spread rumors that others are dead are really maggots in the gutter, and they can’t see others. Okay, so disgusting."

I silently rolled my eyes when I flipped through the news, and put this account on Yu Haiqiao's head, and continued to flip down silently.

I still don’t remember the name of the big brother who works in Building B, who has a sense of internet, and he said again—

"That's it. I just went downstairs and wandered around after reading this news to see if I could meet Yu Haiqiao. There is a staff canteen in the building of Yu Haiqiao. I heard from my friend that the food in the canteen is very good. , So they usually don’t come out to eat at noon. I rarely see Yu Haiqiao coming out for dinner at noon. I just went out for a while after seeing this rumor. As a result, my friends, I was near the company. The Japanese food shop saw Yu Haiqiao. He was going in with the first lieutenant colonel I said at the time. These two people are too exaggerated. Is the affection to this level? Lunch during work. I'm going to have an appointment together to eat Japanese food. I was convinced. In order to prevent you from thinking that I was really nonsense, I secretly took a photo.

"Don’t ask me why I didn’t come forward and ask if Yu Haiqiao has offended anyone recently. I was thinking that these two people have been together for so long and are so affectionate. I don’t really want to disturb them. Next time I meet Yu alone. Let’s tell him about this when Haiqiao, and he’s not in our group now, isn’t he? I will ask him to add my friend and then I will bring him to this group."

Next, I posted a high-blurred photo. Although this photo is so confused that I think the big brother who posted this long story may be unstable when he hits/aircraft, but even the photo is covered with mosaics. I can tell the man who is entering the Japanese food store by the color. He is wearing the same jacket that he couldn't find this morning, and finally I found him thrown on him.

That's right, I'm sure this person is indeed the dog/force Yu Haiqiao.

This dog/force went so far as to invite Chen Xie to eat Japanese food at noon. I suggest that he should only eat **** in his future life.

I quit the group chat, opened the phone address book and pulled the dog/forced phone number into the blacklist.

After drawing the blacklist, I returned to our group chat as a "maggot in the gutter" again, and it was a bunch of babbles, including but not limited to people who thought that spreading rumors of other people’s deaths was rubbish. , And envious of Yu Haiqiao's relationship with Chen Xieqing than Jin Jian.

I suddenly thanked Comrade Yang Xiongwei for not confessing me, but he did not rule out that he felt that my dead husband was in a state of insanity and he shouldn't irritate me anymore.

I continue to read the WeChat group messages.

The latest news is—"I have a good friend who went to a university with Yu Haiqiao. I asked him if he could contact Yu Haiqiao. Yu’s WeChat could not be added to the group chat through a business card, so I let He contacted for help."

I can’t help but sigh that Yu Haiqiao really failed to be a human being. After 30 years of life, no classmates in the class can contact him. Is there any difference between being dead? I don't think so.

There are dozens of WeChat messages sent out below.

Following a system message, Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, smelled like a dog and entered the group.

He also introduced himself as if he was mentally retarded: "Haha, hi everyone, I am Yu Haiqiao."

Everyone told him that someone said he was dead. They didn't believe him and asked him if he had offended anyone recently.

Yu Haiqiao explained politely: "No, I know who said that, I'm having fun with me."

The following begins to condemn the joke is not funny, and tell Yu Haiqiao that he has made friends carelessly, hoping that he will be cautious in making friends in the future.

Every message from Yu Haiqiao should be very safe and decent.

Some gossips talked about gossip after warning Yu Haiqiao-we heard that you were still with your girlfriend in high school, you are too long, envy, how long have you been married?

Yu Haiqiao: "It's not just a friend, but I did get married. I have been married for three years."

The people below began to be surprised again: "Huh???"

Then Yu Haiqiao said: "But it's a new funeral recently."

A row followed immediately below: "Huh???"

Yu Haiqiao: "Widowed."

Then another row: "???"

Yu Haiqiao wrote heavily: "I love my wife very much, and my wife also loves me very much. I believe she doesn’t want me to be sad all the time even if she passes away. I can sense that she wants me to be happy, so you all I don’t need to comfort me, thank you, I’m going to work."

He also added two emojis in this passage, a crying face after the word "sad", and a goodbye after the word "work".

I moved my thumb to exit the chat box and pressed the screen of my phone to go out. I took my phone into my pocket and got up back to the office. I gritted my teeth all the way and said bitterly inside—

Okay, Yu Haiqiao, you are already dead here with me. You are dead. The body was burned to ashes, and the ashes were all blown up all over the sky.