100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(seven)

Yu Haiqiao was killed by me, the full text is over.

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This is how it happened. I kicked Yu Haiqiao out of the bed with a flying kick, and sat on the bed coldly watching him sliding on the floor for several meters, and finally hit the wall before he came to a standstill.

The strength for me to kick down was so great that I could almost ignore all the known mechanics. After he hit the wall, the wall of the bedroom was sunken into a human figure, and the white wall fell off the wall and fell on him. Because of the depression of the wall, the painting hanging on the wall fell off and hit him directly on the head. He screamed and fell into a coma. Then I smashed him with a bedside table with my left hand and right hand. On his body, he fainted and woke up, woke up and fainted.

In the end, I lifted the 1.8-meter by two-meter bed and hit him directly. He was about to die. Before he could not do it, I held my hand and confessed to me in shame: "I'm dead, your story." It's still very long."

I told him that what Zhang Ailing said was not suitable for him, and then started to dial 120. Of course, in order to ensure his life safety, he had successfully belched before 120 entered the house, and I followed with a bitter expression on his face The doctor who came to the door said that he had fallen and fell like this. The doctor strongly advised me to mourn, and then dragged Yu Haiqiao away.

He soon fell into the soil. On the day of the funeral, the sky was clear, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and the air was full of the good breath of life. I also addressed his life at his funeral-life is not glorious, but death is great!

Then it should be the plot of me getting his huge insurance, but my alarm clock rang at dawn, and I was a bit regretful that I didn't live the life of a rich woman in a dream.

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/forcing to be beaten by me yesterday, and then he ran to the living room to sleep with a mouse on his head, and while scolding me for violence, he denied that he had said that. I got him a pillow and blasted him away. Then I had a dream of killing Yu Haiqiao all night, because beating him in my dream all night made me very tired, and I felt very tired after being awakened by the alarm clock. Oops.

I haven't recovered from the low pressure mental state. There was a knock on the door of the bedroom. I flew over very quickly with an eye knife. There was a gap in the bedroom door. Yu Haiqiao, the dog/forced The toy airplane flew in through the gap tremblingly, and there was a long piece of paper hanging underneath. The toy airplane stumbled and flew in front of me. My eyes moved to the piece of paper hanging under the toy airplane. On the strip, after seeing what was written on it, my blood surged rapidly.

"..-.---.-.--......-.--....-..---...-...-"

On the paper is a series of dots and lines of various lengths. This dog/forces to send me the Morse code. Do you think I will seriously decipher the dog stuff he sent me when I wake up in the morning? !

I pulled off the note calmly, then dragged down the toy plane he had thrown in the air, got out of bed, opened the bedroom door with a crack, and walked to the living room. Yu Haiqiao sat on the sofa wrapped in a bathrobe. Holding the remote control handle of the airplane, after seeing me, he smiled innocently at me: "Good morning."

I threw the plane onto his sofa, and the crumpled note was thrown on him: "What did you say?" I asked him calmly.

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, was unhappy immediately: "Is there any mistake? I have taught you how to read Morse code so many times. Are you a pig Shi Ran? If you teach a pig so many times, you can learn it. Okay?!"

This is how Yu Haiqiao, a dog, was when he was studying, and he could use any skill he could play to play force in front of me without restriction.

He once ran a four-hundred-meter relay in a high school sports event. He ran from second to first when sprinting. He was still gentle in front of others-it was all the team's efforts, and I personally only belonged to this team. It's just a member.

And always in front of me-I am the champion, without me there would be no championship trophy! It's just a matter of matching him with magnificent background music.

At that time I bet him that he is absolutely impossible to win, of course, because I habitually deny Yu Haiqiao this dog/force, but for things like this that might prove his ability, he said it was left. Said it was right, so it turned out that I lost the bet and bought him breakfast for a month.

At that time, the school had divided classes according to their personal grades. Yu Haiqiao, a dog/ghost, didn’t know that the people who played outside every day had better grades than mine. After he was divided into classes, he was assigned to the first class of the school. I am in class three of school. I gritted my teeth and bought him breakfast for a few days after losing the sports meeting. Although there are many people in the school cafeteria, squeezing the cafeteria is a very painful thing, but this is not the main reason why I didn't want to bet.

The main reason is that their class is a dignified schoolmaster class. I didn’t expect it to be a fanatical center of gossip. Usually, I go to school with Yu Haiqiao and pass through their class to receive all kinds of strange gossip eyes from their classmates. , After sending breakfast for a few days, I saw me yelling directly. This is really disgusting. I raised a mouth with Yu Haiqiao. This dog/forcing me to throw breakfast to him the next day, he was kind to him Jiyou said that I was his maid, and his good friend burst into a hahahaha laughter when he heard the words. I became so angry that I quickly gave up the bet for Yu Haiqiao to buy breakfast.

Afterwards, Yu Haiqiao did not madly criticize me for being an unbelieving person. Of course, this incident was not because he thought he was a dog/force after self-reflection, so he didn’t care about me, but because of this person’s time. There was no time to talk to me at all. This dog/force was pursuing our school flower like a mad dog at the time, that is, Chen Xie in their class.

I didn’t know about it. Once I forgot to bring the workbook to their class and asked him to borrow the workbook. This person was not in the classroom for ten minutes between classes. He was at the same table and said that when he saw the dog and his later goddess at the door of his classroom, they were also romantically strolling in the grove for ten minutes between classes. When they came down to our teaching building, I called him. Waved the workbook in his hand and said to him: "Yu Gou, let me use your workbook."

The dog/forced to stand downstairs with a face he had never had before and said to me: "Okay."

Yes, once a man falls in love, it is so disgusting. It is obviously a mess of **** and disguise himself as chocolate.

I estimate the time I have known him for more than ten years. I don’t feel like I’ve seen this person talk so well. In the past, when I borrowed a workbook from him, this person shouldn’t ridicule and say something, for example, I didn’t write homework to copy. His homework.

I later reflected on myself that I might be Stockholm. Under his dogish attack, I was actually taken aback by his good talk, and then I walked back to my classroom after the shock.

This is really enough to prove that men are really bad.

I even asked Yu Haiqiao sarcastically that night if this dog likes the school flower in his class. Yu Haiqiao happily said to me, "Of course I like it."

Look at this dog. At the beginning, I talked sweetly to Xiaohua Chen, walked around the campus, and talked so touchingly. As a result, this dog/force finally married me. Fortunately, I am like a Bodhisattva and come to the world. Compassion is not important. Anyway, I haven't touched my mortal heart very much. I've never touched my mortal heart. Otherwise, all the things I've experienced must make me vomit blood for three times, and I may successfully return to heaven and become a **** on the spot.

It was the second semester of high school at that time, and the relationship between Yu Haiqiao and Chen Xie began to become particularly good. From the perspective of a passerby, the two of them can at least be regarded as a very disgusting and ambiguous name for a confidant without saying that the relationship between them is.

Before the dog Yu Haiqiao had no "confidante", this weekend he was either going to play basketball or some boring game with the male classmates in their class, or sometimes he would take me out to eat and drink when he saw me idle. After he and Chen Xie became confidantes, the dog/forcing people to go out to eat and drink both brought two people, which is really horrible.

The Morse Code is that he didn’t know what spy movie he watched in his second year of high school and suddenly became interested in it. When he was young, he had a good memory and memorized it quickly. This thing pretends to be forceful with people, and specially taught me a series of dots, and told me: "This is how it will be when I use Morse code to confess to people in the future."

I don't know if this dog/force used the Morse code to confess to his goddess. Anyway, the two of them were together in the third year of high school. They happily study together and make progress every day, which is disgusting.

Later, I broke up in front of me, and I had to confirm again in my heart that it was a man's inability to do so.

In other words, Yu Haiqiao can't do it, this kind of strange creature is not worthy of love.

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After thinking about this, I have suddenly born Buddha nature, and I can become a Buddha anytime. I am about to become a Buddha because I am very short at work, and I don’t want to be unable to get this month’s full attendance award because of Yu Haiqiao’s dog/force. , I gave a sullen look, went back to the room, brushed my teeth, washed my face, changed clothes and put on makeup and went out.

When the steps progressed until he was sitting on the toilet to solve major life events and looking at his mobile phone by the way, Yu Haiqiao knocked on the toilet door: "Shi Ran."

"Why, the toilet is in use, go to the one outside." I replied.

He said, "No, where did my underwear go?"

"..." I really want to stuff this dog into his own closet and lock the closet so that he can fully contact each of his own clothes, so that he can be familiar with his own clothes as well as his face , I scolded him calmly, "You change 800 pairs of underwear a day? You use toilet paper for playing/aircraft?"

"Why, I don't want to be clean, too?" Yu Haiqiao stood at the door.

"It's in the second drawer of the closet." I'm tired of Yu Haiqiao's dog, and I hope he can be a man from now on.

Yu Haiqiao walked away from my toilet door wearing slippers. A few seconds later, I heard him yelling: "Where is it? No, I have searched through this closet."

"..." My blood pressure surged slightly, and I felt that I was still a distance from becoming a Buddha to kill Yu Haiqiao. I packed up and rushed out of the toilet fiercely, then went to the closet and punched in the second drawer from the inside. A pair of gray boxer briefs was thrown on him: "Are you blind, Yugou?!"

Yu Haiqiao looked at me with innocent eyes like a little deer in a cartoon: "Why are you so angry so early in the morning?"

I smiled at him: "Speaking of my temper, I remembered that you helped me move my luggage to our dormitory when my university just started. What did you tell my roommate when I went out to answer the phone?"

Yu Haiqiao furrowed his brows slightly and was very dazed, and his face was written "Why can women in this world always move out of things that happened a hundred years ago and I don't remember to get angry".

This is what I later told my roommate that I could wear a pair of trousers. They said that at the beginning they were a little bit afraid of me taking it with me. They also faintly disdain me. I thought I didn’t do anything terrible. Wasn’t I a little sweet in nature? Then they told me the truth that Yu Haiqiao took advantage of my absence and said to them when Yu Haiqiao was helping me carry my luggage back to the bedroom, saying: "Do you know that Shi Ran who slept with you knows that he has a bad temper? You know, she was in the same high school as me. She was the eldest sister of our school. Although she didn’t beat anyone very much, she was very fierce. You see, I am a freshman myself, and I was studying at the university next door. Come to carry her luggage, I am her little brother, do you know that you will find someone to educate me if you don't agree."

Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, is making rumors about me every day. Afterwards, in my angry and shocked expression, my good girlfriends also told me that they didn’t want to believe it, but mainly Yu Haiqiao looks too deceptive. If you look at his face first, you can lose a part of your mind, and then listen to him politely speaking to people, and you will feel-right, right, right, right, right, right.

This dog/force!

The only two advantages of his life are his face and his height, the others are all shortcomings, all mistakes, and all bugs.

When I got married, the only one among my roommates who was not married was my bridesmaid. She slept on my bed at night and hugged my arm and laughed: "I didn't expect you to marry Yu Haiqiao. You always feel that you dislike him and die. "

I laughed when she was holding her arms: "I am dying of him. This is a tactical marriage between us. He said it himself."

She laughed: "The relationship between you two is really fun, unexpected and seems very reasonable. When we were studying, we secretly made a bet on whether you would be with Yu Haiqiao."

I looked at her disgustingly, but I didn't expect this group of people to be so bored that they secretly bet on me.

She laughed: "I bet you two will get married and grow old."

Now I think my good friend should be very gentle and gave me a gentle blessing.

But now I really want to tell her sincerely, my good friend, bless me and Yu Haiqiao as a dog/to grow old, this thing is actually a curse when I think about it now.

After I finished my question, Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a while. His eyebrows were slightly frowned, and his eyes habitually narrowed slightly. Suddenly he raised his hand and touched my forehead with the back of his hand, and then retracted his hand. He plausibly said, "I don't have a fever either. Why are you always telling me about things from hundreds of years ago?"

I grabbed his hand that had not had time to withdraw it, and slowly put his hand back to his own side. After releasing it, I smiled and looked at him: "Yes, it is a reflection of our dying marriage." I went back to the bathroom to change my clothes and make up.

Yu Haiqiao asked me behind me: "Will I take you to work in the company during this period of time?"

His company is tens of thousands of miles away from me. After he sent me to the company, he turned around and came back to work immediately. Although he is an unmotivated dog/force, I still don’t want him to become an unemployed dog/force.