100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(six)

Yu Haiqiao’s dog/ki is a vivid portrayal of the word shameless. As a result, I didn’t do anything at night. I originally wanted to look at a few resumes that others recommended to me very professionally. Although the leader is a fool, But the performance award is correct.

After taking a shower at night and turning off the lights before going to bed, I faintly felt that something seemed to be a problem, such as—

I stretched out my hand from the quilt and turned on the table lamp beside the bed, and asked seriously: "Do you remember that I asked you to accompany me to the concert the year before last. What is your reason for rejecting me?"

Yu Haiqiao turned his back on the bed and turned his back to me. He reached out and turned off my light from his side. The dog/force also complained: "You are so noisy."

I turned on the light and was unyielding: "You said you want to go to work, you love work, and work makes you happy."

Yu Haiqiao turned off the lights and said in a very tired and sleepy voice: "What time is it, I have to go to work tomorrow morning."

Yes, how much Yu Haiqiao this dog/force loves working, he really loves working too much.

I calmly continued to turn on the light: "As a result, I accidentally saw you dressed up as insignificant when I was checking in at the local internet celebrity..." Reached a new high.

When Yu Haiqiao said that the pretentious sleepiness in his voice finally disappeared, he immediately added: "Follow you for fear that you will be in danger."

I don't think I have a good memory, but Yu Haiqiao, the dog/force, really made me think that he should die, but whenever I think of it, he should die.

At that time, I booked two tickets for the concert a long time in advance. The concert was in the next city. Everything was going well. As a result, Yu Haiqiao told me with a heavy face that the incident was coming. Working overtime, the company system needs to be upgraded and maintained." He also made a sincere apology with a very sorry expression on his face, saying that all the tickets I bought for the concert, the ticket and all the expenses when I went out were recorded in his account. On the account, he will be with me mentally.

It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t come and doesn’t come. I think he seems to have a lot of work recently, and he has to take his work to the home study to do it. Once I got up at one o’clock in the morning and went to the bathroom. After opening the bedroom door and looking at my eyes, I glanced at him: "What is your company doing recently and want you to work overtime until late?"

Yu Haiqiao was stunned, then sighed.

Afterwards I found out that the reason why the dog/force is a dog/force is that he can always climb up with a pole, and he can climb as high as the pole is. Archimedes gave a pole to move the earth. He is Give a pole to climb out of the universe.

He sighed and said, "Yes, I'm so annoying."

But when I saw this, I patted him on the shoulder, very sincerely: "Thank you."

I bought concert tickets first because I wanted to see them. I bought them because he was under a lot of pressure at work and he could go out and relax. As a result, this person loves his work very much. Can I still ask for it? Of course I can’t. The ticket was sold at a price higher than the purchase price.

I took a high-speed train to the next city to watch a concert, because I haven’t been to this one. I heard that there have been a lot of online celebrity check-in spots recently. Not in the hot season of recruitment, I asked my boss for two days off.

As a result, during the two days I stayed, I went to visit famous scenic spots in the evening, took a few light photos with my mobile phone, and when I looked down and admired my camera skills, I accidentally found a very familiar person in the mobile phone photos.

Well, it is Yu Haiqiao this dog/force, he wears a hood on his head and a mask on his face. People who are fully armed can think of him as a big star.

I zoomed in on my mobile phone picture, stared at the picture carefully for a while, and then looked for this dog/force in the crowd. I wanted to know how he worked overtime to this place.

Finally I found this man by a tree full of small light bulbs. I walked around in front of him from behind him and stared at him for a long time: "Yu Gou."

With only a pair of faintly exposed eyes, he blinked at me. Just when I thought this dog/force was about to call me the wrong person, his eyes were slightly bent and he smiled innocently and cutely: "Oh, you found it. , I think you are very lonely here to accompany you."

I don’t think that even a dog would believe what Yu Haiqiao said. What's more, he made such an expression of "I am definitely not telling the truth". At that time, two big words "cheating" appeared in my mind. , Is preparing to be serious, thinking about what kind of posture should be used to interrupt his leg and then divorce and let him compensate me for mental damage and other things.

Not far behind came a male voice: "Brother Yu."

I saw that Yu Haiqiao’s eyes changed. This dog/force thought that he had to go to work as an excuse and ended up dating a guy. I have known him for almost 30 years, but I didn’t even know that he takes both sexes!

The man who called Yu Haiqiao came to me: "Sister-in-law, you are here too. Brother Yu also said that you don't like to play games, so I didn't call you."

"..." When I approached, I found out that this person is a colleague from Yuhaiqiao Company. He just graduated from university and is a two-dimensional boy. Yu Haiqiao is talking about a game that I don't understand at all.

"What are you two doing?" I glanced at him.

Yu Haiqiao, a 24K purebred silly/force, deceived me to say that he would work overtime because he wanted to watch a professional league game.

This dog/force also plays games in the study until twelve o'clock every night, and he famously said to me that he works overtime in the study.

I asked myself that after I got married with this dog, I really did what he said to me when we got a certificate, "You are not qualified to control me". The reason he lied to me I still didn't think about it. clear.

Before getting married, he was still playing games in my living room until it was dark. I didn't do anything except insult him as a mad/forced person, okay?

I was really incomprehensible and difficult to understand for two years, and uphold the principle of "you are not qualified to control me" and did not try to understand his abstract brain so far.

Afterwards, I happily said goodbye to him. He went to watch his professional game league and I continued to check in to my internet celebrity attractions. Goodbye everyone at home.

As a result, he said "Goodbye" to Yu Haiqiao as a dog/forcing him not to watch the game. He left his colleague behind and walked behind me for two days, and then took the same bus with me back home. I ignored him on the road. After all, we met in this city outside of the plan, and being a stranger is quite new.

It was after I got home that I asked Yu Haiqiao to buy me a bottle of yogurt home. He was inexplicably relieved when he handed me the yogurt and snacks.

But after that, he didn't have to work "overtime" in the study, and from time to time he would talk to me about who is watching a concert recently if I am interested.

Whenever he asks me like this, I occasionally sigh at a 0.01 second moment that Yu Haiqiao is a lovely person occasionally.

Of course, most of the time he is a dog/force, especially on such a night at 11 o'clock in the night, he turned his head and glanced at me, and complained about me with disgust on his face: "How can you complain so much, hundreds of years ago? Things are still talking about now."

I gave this dog/ forced a smile, and suddenly remembered a very important thing and forgot to say: "Speaking of things hundreds of years ago, I have one thing that happened today and you interrupted and forgotten. ."

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me very cautiously: "Why do you laugh like this? It's like a pervert."

I continued to smile: "A junior high school classmate added me to WeChat when I went to work this afternoon. I didn't know who it was at first."

Yu Haiqiao half-folded his eyes and responded like a cross talk, "Oh?"

I was busy with work at the time, so the response to the information was intermittent, and the time span was relatively long. I asked Yu Haiqiao: "Ask me if I can organise a reunion of junior high school classmates this Chinese New Year, and no one will add you?"

Yu Haiqiao said from his nasal cavity: "I can't add my friends through group chat after I have tuned in WeChat."

I sighed, thinking that his pretense was in place.

"Then the person who added me on WeChat asked me if I remember him. He said he had a crush on me when he was in junior high school," I said.

Yu Haiqiao's eyes were half drooping, without moving his eyelids, he cared about his former classmate very humanely: "So you have asked him if his eyes are healed now?"

I was not swayed by the dog's words/coercion, and continued: "I asked who he is."

Yu Haiqiao chuckled in a low voice.

"Then I asked him if he remembered Yu Haiqiao this person." I was not moved at all.

Yu Haiqiao glanced at me with a slight movement of his eyelids, and said a sound from his nose.

"He said of course he knew him, if it weren't for you, he would definitely confess to me." I smiled at Yu Haiqiao.

Yu Haiqiao raised his eyelids and looked at me very suspiciously, his eyes seemed to say, "What are you talking about?"

I said, "Yes, it's Yang Wei."

"..." Yu Haiqiao blinked at me very innocently, and chuckled slowly: "Oh-this is the only one who likes you."

I kept smiling: "Yes, that’s the one who had a non-mainstream hairstyle, wore non-mainstream clothes, never passed the exam when he was in junior high school, and the English teacher called him up to answer the question. It would only be'hello' compared to'goodbye' standing up. I'm still half a head short, a boy named Yang Wei."

Yu Haiqiao looked at me pretendingly in amazement and exclaimed: "You have a good memory, Shi Ran."

I stared at Yu Haiqiao and still asked him gently: "Do you know why he didn't chase me because of you?"

Yu Haiqiao blinked his eyes very cutely, "Because I cured his eyes?"

I slapped him on the back shoulder: "Because you **** told him that my feet are stinky!!"

I was **** working hard in the office today when I saw this WeChat message and almost jumped directly from the work station. Yu Haiqiao, this dog/I don’t know where I don’t know where to make my rumor like this. May I ask which teenage boy doesn’t like Xiangxiang, the best fairy who can’t even pull shit, who is he? When mom is studying, she will like a girl who is said to have "feet smelly".

Yu Haiqiao, this dog/force is not worthy to live! !

I was so angry that I wanted to skip work and stand in front of Yu Haiqiao’s dog/force to question Yu Haiqiao’s dog/force, but this dog/force was dating his ex-girlfriend in the afternoon, and he didn’t **** return. my information.

I really can't justify the matter if I don't kill him, I think.