100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(Twenty-six)

Yu Haiqiao was strangely silent for a few minutes under my emotional excitement. I took my steps and went to the sofa to sit down. I took a piece of paper from the coffee table and blew my nose. When I reached the fourth piece of paper, Yu Haiqiao moved. Then, he lifted up his steps and walked to the sofa to sit down. The sofa I was sitting on was slightly concave because of his movements.

While blowing my nose, I caught a glimpse of Yu Haiqiao putting his hands on his knees for a while, then moved to the edge of the sofa, then lifted up and moved them to his knees and placed them on his knees. He held them together. Sitting on the sofa with my legs neatly looked like a kindergarten kid, I stretched out my hand and blew my nose again, and Yu Haiqiao coughed out contrivedly while sitting beside me.

I blew my nose, and Yu Haiqiao dragged his throat under the snot, and spit out like a **** idiot: "Wife, you hurt me--"

For a moment, I only felt that my temples were jumping suddenly. When I was in the prime of life, my brain was seriously reminding myself that a normal person should not care about being stupid/forced, but the thoughts at this moment of life were not conveyed to my body through the brain. I couldn't help but backhanded and grabbed the pillow behind me on the sofa. I grabbed one of the horns and slammed Yu Haiqiao very hard.

"We don’t have a marriage relationship anymore. Stupid/Stupid/Stupid/Stupid!" My set of operations that did not follow the instructions of the brain can be said to be fluent. Called a hero, I grabbed the two corners of the pillow and smashed Yu Haiqiao a few times.

Yu Haiqiao was originally sitting on the sofa with his legs in a proper manner, but he was smashed by me to dodge from side to side, and he fell on the sofa. I wanted to use a pillow to suffocate this force, and this dog grabbed his hands with both hands. The other two corners of my pillow.

It turns out that a woman is not as strong as a man when she is mad. He let me grab it for a while and only exerted a slight force, and he pulled my pillow over, and then threw it on the floor of my house. I couldn’t control it. In a slightly embarrassing posture, he pressed his hands on this Qi's chest.

Yu Haiqiao pretended to make a strange cry, then blinked at me, feeling very aggrieved: "You **** your breasts, my wife."

"What are you farting?" I have a sense of frustration that all my strength is in the air. I don't think I should fall into Yu Haiqiao's eternal whitewashing trap. I should be calm and serious at this moment. Stand up, then go to the balcony to take out the clothes pole at home, wave the clothes pole to drive Yu Haiqiao out of my house, and after driving out the door, he will decisively break the iron in front of him. I told Yu Haiqiao word by word that he would have such a rod when he appeared in front of me in the future. This step has not been implemented yet. Yu Haiqiao hugged my back waist with one hand, and pressed the other hand. On the back of my forehead, he put me in his arms.

After struggling for a while, I realized that fitness is quite effective. For example, this dog looks skinny, but with two arms, I can’t hide it. My anger suddenly jumped at this moment. In order to come up, as a free soul, of course, it does not accept any form of imprisonment.

"Yu Haiqiao!" I shouted out a name angrily.

Yu Haiqiao's voice faintly spread into my ears from the top of my head: "Shi Ran, I'll confess to you."

"..."

"I was wrong, I like you. I like your pink skirt in elementary school, like your junior high school quarreling with your math teacher in front of your class, like your physical education class squatting on the basketball court with your PE teacher and saying that he has a lot less attendance. Physical education class is a white-collar salary, and I also like you to go to school without caring about anything. I like you to talk, like you to laugh, like your height and appearance, like your mind and soul, and like everything about you.” Yu Haiqiao’s voice Slowly, I said a few sentences in a parallel sentence. I don’t know if it’s because of the high temperature in the room or because Yu Haiqiao’s heartbeat took me too fast. Anyway, my ears are hot and it flashes in my brain. There were a lot of swear words, and every nerve in my brain was telling me-after I passed Yu Haiqiao, these words are really nauseating and nauseous to the listener, but these insulting sentences are transmitted from the brain. Before reaching the soundtrack, it was evaporated into air by the heat in the body.

——Damn, I can't say a word because of this. My fingers curled up slightly because of this shame. This sober finger on my body is earnestly urging me and Yu Haiqiao that there is a war that will never admit defeat. If Yu Haiqiao uses a parallel comparison The analysis of the sentence left me with nothing to say, then I will work hard in the days to come to study the technology of love words, the orcs will never do or are wrong, and Shi Ran will never admit defeat!

I cautiously said an answer that made each other avoid nausea: "I'm sorry, then I'm quite superficial, I just like your height and your face."

Yu Haiqiao didn’t pay too much attention to my answer that might sound perfunctory but was actually extremely sincere. He kissed me gently on top of my head. In order not to disturb the atmosphere, I didn’t tell him that I hadn’t been there for three days. It's about shampooing.

There was a faint smile in Yu Haiqiao’s voice: "You never told me." He loosened his hands slightly, and gently placed my back waist. I lifted my face and glanced at him. , Yu Haiqiao’s throat rolled, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a few laughs came out of his throat. He smiled and said, "You look quite abstract from this angle."

I made a sneer on his face blankly, and he suddenly raised his head and bit my lower lip like a dog with a bone.

My curse was held in my throat, and Yu Haiqiao bit my lower lip with two rows of teeth. He vomited out his voice viciously and very hard: "You don't **** tell me anything!!"

I stared at him because I was too close to him.

Yu Haiqiao loosened the teeth holding my lips and began to slowly **** on my lips. The tip of his tongue slid slightly over the place where I was bitten by him. He closed his eyes and let go of my voice dumb after a while. Said: "I always make you cry." Yu Haiqiao touched my face with one hand, scratched the corner of my eye with his fingers, then opened his eyes and kissed the corner of my eye, staring at me.

I think human beings should respect the facts. I respectfully slowed down my voice and explained it to Yu Haiqiao: "It's not always. There are several times when I watch or watch movies and cry."

Yu Haiqiao paused, then narrowed his eyes and laughed: "Shi Ran, you always destroy the atmosphere like this. Every time I muster up the courage to talk to you seriously, you will be interrupted by you. You are still qualified to say me. Don't you treat you as a girl?" He said, his eyes crossed me, "I want to hold your hand for fear of falling, and my mouth will turn out of fear, but are you Miss Shi Ran willing?"

I am a little disgusted with adjectives like this: "I hold you in my hand for fear of falling, and I am afraid that I am afraid of turning your mouth, are you willing?"

Yu Haiqiao smiled and uttered a few words shamelessly: "I can't ask for it."

The posture of lying on Yu Haiqiao for a long time made my body a little stiff. I was about to get up from him. Yu Haiqiao hugged my waist and buried his head on my neck. He took two deep breaths: " Don't move, let me give you a hug."

Suddenly, I felt an unspeakable discomfort. When I shouted hoarsely, I only felt anger. It was an anger that was about to burst out. After the anger was vented, there was a brief period of loss. I didn’t know what I was saying. , I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't even know what kind of results I want to achieve. Yu Haiqiao's voice is dull in my ears, making me wonder what I am doing with him.

According to the two adults, Yu Haiqiao moved to my neighborhood when he was three years old. We went to the same kindergarten together. The kindergarten teacher divided snacks from him and gave him sweets. In elementary school, he copied my homework for me. When my teacher called him to answer questions, he secretly reported the answers to him; in the same junior high school, I was taller than him in the first year of junior high school. He played basketball and fell to the ground and I was so anxious to be by his side. He went to the infirmary on his back almost on his back. My aunt came to smear the blood of school uniform and pants. He took off the school uniform and tied me to my waist; we went to the same high school and went to university in the same city.

Ninety percent of life is closely related to each other's life. We think that we have nothing to talk about, and nothing in this world can hinder our contact.

I couldn't help but stretched out my hand and touched Yu Haiqiao's head, and slowly called out his name, "Yu Haiqiao."

Yu Haiqiao suffocated his nose with a word of "um".

I apologized to him: "I'm sorry."

Yu Haiqiao asked me: "Why do you apologize?"

I told him: "Just treat me like I snatched your biscuits several times for the kindergarten."

Yu Haiqiao hugged me and smirked for several times. The chest I was next to smiled slightly up and down. He moved slowly against my head and followed the aorta on my neck to kiss to my jaw. I twisted. Neck, then solemnly told him: "Itching."

Yu Haiqiao lightly bit my chin, and he sighed in a low voice, "Shi Ran, I've given you a heart, I'm afraid you don't want it." Yu Haiqiao's voice was dull, "I never Dare to think that you care about me, care about my feelings, I thought you don’t want me, don’t want my feelings, you don’t want any feelings."

My weird nerve is playing its role again at this moment. I asked very untimely: "Is it because your high school composition scores are the reason why you use more parallel sentences?"

Yu Haiqiao paused when he heard the words, and then stared at me with a look of hatred for iron and steel. He said viciously: "Sometimes I see you and a fool pretend that you don't know or care about anything. Looks like I want to kill you!" After speaking, angrily took a bite in my jaw.

I couldn't help but yelled, "Are you a dog?!"

Yu Haiqiao let go of his mouth and pressed his soft lips to the place where he bit a slight tooth mark and kissed him. He suddenly smirked, "So you are not pretending to be a fool."

I thought he would say that I was a real fool in the next sentence. He turned his head to look at me with a slight smile in his eyes: "You are just angry with me."

The hands he put on my waist suddenly moved up, and his palms suddenly pressed on my cheeks. My mouth that was caused by him puffed up, Yu Haiqiao squinted his eyes and stared at me. , He blinked his eyes slowly, not hurriedly or slowly: "From the time of marriage to the present, Shi Ran, you can really be angry." Before he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and bit me. Cocked lips.

"?" Yu Haiqiao said that you are a dog, you really are a **** dog! ! !

After he finished biting, he pecked on my lips several times, then let go of the hand covering my face, I threw him away from the mad dog, moved very quickly to a single sofa next to him, and pulled out a piece of paper. Wiped his mouth.

Yu Haiqiao was still lying flat on the sofa. He bent his eyes and laughed for a long time. Then he laughed and laughed suddenly. I really can't understand the brain circuit of Yu Haiqiao this mad dog at the moment. Fucked up, Yu Haiqiao turned over from the sofa. He walked over to me and squatted down. He reached out and grabbed my hands and stroked his own face. He looked at me like a word of tenderness. He blinked slowly: "I just like you very much. High school Chen Xie said that she was going to apply for college and going abroad in the future and asked me what college I was going to. I was thinking that Shi Ran was going to the university in this city. If I go to university in other places, I I won’t see her for a long time, I don’t think so."

I took a look at Yu Haiqiao. It stands to reason that under normal circumstances, I should at least be touched, but I am really familiar with Yu Haiqiao. This truthfulness always adds a few layers of exaggeration to it: "You are not so. Is the love brain okay?"

Yu Haiqiao grabbed my hand and stroked his face, bending his eyes: "Well, you know I am not self-motivated. I did think about it for a while before I applied for the exam, and I really hesitated about what I wanted to do. I finally found out that I don’t have any special pursuits in my life. The conditions at home are good. My parents work well and have retirement pensions. I don’t need me to make a lot of money to support them, and I don’t want to be rich. It’s expensive, you can eat and wear without worrying about supporting one or two hobbies without being stretched. A life like staying with your parents, loved ones, and loved ones is already very good for me."

I still want to sigh that Yu Haiqiao’s eloquence and writing ability are really not convincing. Although I did not want to admit it for a long time, Yu Haiqiao is indeed a very capable person, although I often complain about him. He is highly motivated, but he can’t deny that he was smart and responsible since he was a child. He is really not happy about the things he has in his hands, but he will do it whenever he agrees and will do what he can. At best, he can live a life he has planned.

I want to sigh, I am ashamed to talk about Yu Haiqiao's excellence, like a jealous villain.

Yu Haiqiao squatted in front of me and said, "You made it like this. I said I love you a hundred points. You have to correct it and say it's only 75 points."

I stared at Yu Haiqiao, and when I saw the clouds in the future, I suddenly felt that Yu Haiqiao's appearance was pretty pleasing everywhere, and I said, "Sixty points are enough."

Yu Haiqiao smiled and said, "I used to think that our relationship is too strong. We can be friends for a lifetime, and we can still enter the same nursing home when we grow old." He said, "I sometimes see you come and go. The male friend who goes there will also refer to you as to whether this man is right, will he be nice to you, will he tolerate your bad temper, and whether such a person is worthy of you."

"Stupid/force." I couldn't help but cursed for a while, and my mood became very complicated at this moment.

Yu Haiqiao said: "Yes, then I thought I was stupid/forced, why should I judge whether other men treat you well, why not me, why can't I treat you by myself?"

I blinked.

Yu Haiqiao raised his eyes and looked at me: "Then I proposed to you. On the day I got the marriage certificate, I was very nervous, happy and a little worried. I was afraid that you would meet someone you like in the future, and I was afraid that you would pursue freedom too much. I'm afraid that my relationship with you will imprison you, I'm afraid that you like others, and I'm embarrassed to tell me to separate, and I'm afraid that I'm not willing to let you go with others."

In Yu Haiqiao's life, there were a lot of moments that made me feel bad, and there were also many moments that moved me, and occasionally there were moments that made me feel extremely stupid.

For example, when he was a kid, he fought with me and said that I was not a girl, which made me very upset.

When I was in junior high school, I got my school uniform and smeared my pants with blood stains that moved me; in high school, I quarreled with my mother and ran away from home during the rebellious period. Saying that he was venting, I walked away, and then Yu Haiqiao rode a bicycle to catch up. He rode my bicycle around the city, from the sun set at 6 o'clock in the afternoon until the street lights came on, and then the moon and stars came out. When the number of cars on the street changes from more to less, to the stop of traffic lights on the small roads, only the yellow lights flash on the road. The whole city is very, very quiet, and the whole world is very quiet. He moved me.

But never at this moment has moved me and made me feel that he is really an extremely stupid person.