100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(twenty five)

Yu Haiqiao just didn’t know how to count. When I barely had a good relationship with him, this dog/ forced to talk without face and without skin, I can still listen to a smile. At this time, he still has a face to smile with me, I looked at him twice. : "Yu Haiqiao, is there something wrong with you?"

He looked at me very innocently: "What's the matter?"

I said, "Can you get out of my house?"

His eyes squinted slightly. Judging from what I have known him for many years, he was upset because of what I said, just as I thought he might at least be upset and satirized me with a sentence or two. When my house left, he smiled and said, "Don't be so stingy."

I have tried to tear Yu Haiqiao’s dog/forced face many times in my life, but every time I reach a critical point, I will be stopped by the kindness deep in my heart, and things will develop. Up to now, I think it's time. All my backlog of anger is like lava in a volcano waiting to erupt at this moment. They broke through the cage made by my reason in an unstoppable posture.

After graduating from junior high school, I began to advertise myself as a woman of the new era. I want to keep myself spiritually independent and rational in personality forever. I will never be hysterical when I am in trouble, so I have never been hysterical. Fierce emotions are imprisoned in my body.

Now my many emotions have broken through the cage, so intense that I feel that my brain is hot. I shouted at Yu Haiqiao: "I'll let you go!"

Yu Haiqiao was probably frightened by my irrational appearance. He stepped back on the spot, and when he opened his eyes to look at me, his face was completely blank and innocent. They are like young children waiting for their parents to pick them up when the kindergarten is over.

My brain is hot, and my behavior is not controlled by my own reason: "I let you go, did you hear Yu Haiqiao?!"

Yu Haiqiao took another half step back. He pursed his lips, raised his steps and took a step forward in my direction.

I was still holding the special kitchen rag that I used to wipe the kitchen before. I raised my hand and threw it in the direction he was walking towards. At this moment, only the terrible anger was left in my mind and I only hated what I was holding in my hand. Chopper, I should have killed him with a single stab: "Go away! Don't **** show up in front of me from now on!! My **** divorced you just to never see you again!! I don't want to see you again in this life NS!!"

I'm hoarse, because my yelling and yelling are a bit of a split, which is something I would never do if I could recover a point or two of my sanity.

Yu Haiqiao was hit by my rag, and his footsteps came to a halt. I saw him pursing his lips. The expression on his face is very ugly, but I don’t think I’m not good at this moment. .

I just felt like I was panting, and raised my finger in the direction of the door: "Go away, I will leave my job and move when you show up in front of me."

Yu Haiqiao's lips pressed into a straight line: "I haven't agreed."

"You **** **** me!" It turns out that people can't speak when they are hysterical. As usual, I think I can say that I have a good language expression ability, and Yu Haiqiao and Yu Haiqiao verbally attacked each other. At that time, there was always a win or lose, but at this moment, it only seemed to say "roll".

Yu Haiqiao stooped to pick up the rag I had thrown on the ground and took a big step towards me. I raised my hand and slapped his face.

**

This slap is very crisp, I can say that it not only exceeded Yu Haiqiao's expectations and even exceeded my own expectations. I have never advocated violence. In my life, I am very in favor of winning with eloquence against opponents in life. What's more, women can never have any advantage in battle. I never thought that I would give Yu Haiqiao to him when he approached me. A slap is very wrong. It is an action that is not within the scope of my reason or even my logic.

I subconsciously apologized to Yu Haiqiao, who was physically hurt by me: "I'm sorry."

Yu Haiqiao put the back of his hand on the face that I had just slapped on. He stood about half an arm away from me, and Yu Haiqiao stood there hoarse, "What are you sorry?"

"..." I just hit his palm and his palm was still hot. I was speechless. I did think about the possibilities of Yu Haiqiao and me, but I never expected such a bad scene to appear. I also imagined the scene after I divorced him. The time I have known him for so many years should have been a scene where we could say goodbye very friendly from any angle.

The back of Yu Haiqiao's hand was still on his face. He lowered his eyes and smiled faintly. After letting go of his hand, he asked me, "Is it swollen?"

"..." I took a look, and there were four fingerprints on his face. I retracted my sight, suppressed my voice and said to him, "You go."

Yu Haiqiao asked me dumbly: "Shi Ran, when will you torture me until you will be satisfied?"

"Whatever you think, I shouldn't hit you. You think you have been hurt. You can fight back now." I didn't look at him, and felt that the atmosphere is too bad now. If Yu Haiqiao pays me back If a slap can save me from this terrible situation, I am willing to stretch my face and slap him. Yu Haiqiao never owes me anything. If I want to be honest, he is in life during the time with him. He did take care of me a lot. Although he married me and divorced me, and lived my life like a playhouse in his kindergarten, but he let me marry him is my personal consent, and consent means I am willing to accept the risks in married life.

I have never had the great enlightenment at this moment. I and Yu Haiqiao are two dogs who don’t like to talk. There is no right or wrong. After I awakened from gender consciousness, I love everything. Contrary to Yu Haiqiao’s argument, Yu Haiqiao said to go to the left, even if I want to go to the left, I insist on going to the right. I am almost like a very good emperor who is held up under the throne to influence the power of the "Yu Haiqiao" power minister. I think what Yu Haiqiao said is indeed correct. I have to fight with him for winning or losing no matter what. ,I am horrible.

No one else could see the self-righteous soul that I pretended to hide under the body of my name, but Yu Haiqiao saw it. He mocked me, disagreed with me, looked down on me, Yu Haiqiao was not wrong.

What was wrong was also the pride and self-esteem that I was never worthless, what was wrong was the ridiculous self-righteous posture I showed in front of Yu Haiqiao all day.

I looked at Yu Haiqiao and said to him with a firm heart that I had never had before, "You call me back."

Yu Haiqiao's lips opened slightly, "Is it interesting for you to torture me every day?" His throat was very dumb, and it was as thick as something stuck in his throat.

"..." Yu Haiqiao felt that he was a victim. Maybe the Waterloo in his smooth life was me, and I did cause him harm.

From an objective point of view, maybe I should say sorry to him, but I think he is also sorry for me. These two sentences of sorry have disappeared in my heart and successfully canceled each other out. In the rest of life, we will exchange each other again. Not owe each other.

"If you don't fight, you can leave." I said.

Yu Haiqiao stood not far from me in a straight posture. There was a palm print on his face that gradually darkened in color. His hands were hanging on both sides of his body, and his eye sockets were a little red, his expression on his face. In response to his usual mocking look, he opened his mouth and started to attack me like a viper: "You will only torture me forever."

"..."

"You said you found true love and asked me to divorce you. I divorced you. If you want to leave, leave and want me to come back. Shi Ran doesn't have you like this. What do you want me to do? You throw it away and pick up your own trash from you. Doesn't it disappear? Don't you just bully me and be unwilling to do what to you? Don't you bully me and be unwilling to do what you want to bully me, you are satisfied, are you a human Shi Ran?"

"..." I don't think I can understand the inner meaning of the string of words that Yu Haiqiao spit out for a while.

"I'm **** like a dog, wagging my tail in front of you every day. You can't see it. Are you **** your heart? Your heart is made of stone, right?"

I can't help but ridicule: "What are you telling me, do you like me?"

Yu Haiqiao stared at me and laughed ironically: "You are tired of pretending not to know what I think of you every day, right?" Yu Haiqiao laughed twice, "Yes, there is only You Shi Ran has self-esteem, only you Shi Ran needs self-esteem, others don’t need self-esteem, no one else doesn’t need it, okay, what do you want me, kneel on the ground, please don’t let me go, please don’t divorce me, okay? I’m **** I've lost my face all my life on you, don't you think you are too much?"

I can't help but sneer: "You like me, Yu Haiqiao, you have lost all of your face on me in this life? All of my **** imperatives in this life have been lost on you. I pretend I don't know what you are. What the **** do you mean? God, I know what you mean, now come tell me what you mean? It was the proposal ring that you threw to me like **** when you proposed to me on my twenty-seventh birthday? Or is it yours There is a long list of theories that we get married when we help each other; it's the **** you said to me in the car when you were sitting in the car when we got our marriage certificate and I was anxious to go back to work the next moment? I found that you were making rumors behind me. After I was angry, the next morning you threw a plausible Morse code note with "I love you" written on it the next morning. And the **** was you standing in my building at 8 o'clock this morning. When you pick me up to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a divorce?!!!"

Yu Haiqiao's eyes opened slightly, and his voice was intermittent, seeming to be a little unbelievable about my outstanding memory: "Wh...what?"

"You said you like me, you are not ridiculous, you **** made me think that Shi Ran who lived to thirty years old was not worthy of others standing upright in front of me and said to me-I like you. And now You ran to my house, stood in front of me, violently condemned me, saying that you had thrown all your face and self-esteem on me, and I asked myself except that I just couldn’t help but gave you a slap this time I have never really been sorry for you. Can I afford your face and self-esteem like that? Yu Haiqiao!!"

My voice was a little broken at the end because I was too excited.

I stared at Yu Haiqiao and told him word by word: "I never deny that I have a strong personality, but I really can't afford the great ability of being hard-hearted and not being hurt."