100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(Twenty-seven)

I was a little uncomfortable by Yu Haiqiao. I started to blow my nose again. I was blowing my nose while complaining: "What are you doing, bullying me, isn't it as good as your writing? From now on, I will look at the Daquan Love Story Online every day. , What this is the back of my hand, this is the back of my instep what you are mine..."

Yu Haiqiao said, "You are my baby."

"..." I glanced at him, and he looked at me, I couldn't help but laughed.

Yu Haiqiao blinked, and he grabbed one of me and covered it on his flushed cheek, looking innocent and pitiful: "You gave me a slap."

I hissed, and withdrew my hand from his face, I leaned over and stared at the half of the face seriously.

—Damn, I feel so distressed.

I leaned over and kissed his face, and then reached out and hugged his head: "Wrong, wrong, I was wrong." I moved away and blew gently to his face. After blowing, I couldn't hold back the victory. My heart murmured, "Then I'm frustrated. When a woman is angry, she should hide as far as she can, and why should she move forward."

Yu Haiqiao also whispered: "Damn, it's not an overbearing president. When a woman is angry, she rushes to seal a woman's mouth, and she also says very aggressively,'You are my woman, you can't be sad without permission' !"

"..." I retracted my arm around Yu Haiqiao, looked at him suspiciously, and began to wonder whether this forced IQ is within the normal range of human beings, "Do you look at the overbearing President Mao?"

Yu Haiqiao's eyes squinted: "Isn't it because you see what the **** do you think the domineering president falls in love with me?!"

I continued to stare at Yu Haiqiao with suspicion. Yu Haiqiao moved his eyes and turned his face in my direction: "It hurts, let me kiss you again."

I wanted to get his IQ back to normal before coming to talk to me, but when I saw his red face, I couldn't hold back the apologetics. I leaned over and pecked him lightly: "It doesn't hurt anymore."

Yu Haiqiao suddenly stretched out his hand to hug me, turned his head and gently held my lips. I didn’t stop for a while, I meant to say that you are really the reincarnation of a dog, how can you bite people every day, but because your mouth is not open No sound is made when it is turned on.

After Yu Haiqiao sucked for a while, both hands stretched out into my clothes very naturally. I meant to show that I hadn't eaten under the bright light yet. What are you doing?

There was a knock on the door, and it was accompanied by: "Is anyone here, errands."

"..."

"..."

Yu Haiqiao released me. I patted my clothes and gave him a silent glance. He was still squatting on the ground. I got up to open the door. Then I stood up. Yu Haiqiao grabbed my hand. I saw He: "I'm going to open the door and play by myself."

Yu Haiqiao gritted his teeth: "I can't stand up with numb feet!"

"..." Sure enough, I shouldn't look at Yu Haiqiao in the normal way of thinking. I lifted the uncle from the ground with a head "hehe", put the uncle on the sofa and ran to open the door.

After receiving the things from the errand runner, Yu Haiqiao sat on the sofa and knocked on his leg after closing the door. I put the vegetables I bought into the kitchen, but I still couldn’t help but complain: "Yu Gou, you are really stupid and chic. what."

Yu Haiqiao suddenly said something abruptly: "You hit me."

"...?" I gritted my teeth.

Yu Haiqiao said: "Are there any eggs? Boil an egg and roll your face down. Don't you see my face? It's swollen and you always throw it away."

"..." I dumb eating Huanglian and turned around to get eggs in the refrigerator.

Yu Haiqiao said again: "I really want to eat egg custard."

Me: "Eat a fart!"

Yu Haiqiao faintly: "You hit me."

"..."

How can there be such a dog in this world! I banged eggs in the kitchen angrily.

**

The boiled egg was boiled in the water for five minutes and then it was stuffy for another minute. When he finally threw the egg to Yu Haiqiao, he stared at me eagerly. I have no doubt that he would remind me if I didn’t move anymore. What happened to him.

I walked up to him and sat on the armrest of the sofa to peel the egg shell. I felt calm. After the peeling, I looked down at him. I reached out and raised his face. I took the still warm egg and rolled it gently on his face. Warn him gently: "Today is enough to push my nose and face, and I will say I'm going to go crazy in the future."

Yu Haiqiao looked at me with his face up, his mouth curled up, his eyes curled, and he didn't speak or disagree.

I took the egg and rolled on his face for several minutes. After the roll, I lowered my head and printed a very loud soft kiss on his forehead: "Okay!" I took my hand back and gave the used egg to Yu Haiqiao. Taking it, Yu Haiqiao slowly took the egg with one hand, and with the other hand, he first rubbed his face that was rolled by the egg, and then rubbed his forehead again. He lowered his eyes, oops. A cry: "Shi Ran, you molested me, you have to be responsible for me."

I said: "Okay, be responsible for you, who makes me such a responsible person."

Unlike some people who are as timid and dare not to bully me by biting their own **** and unreasonable truths, Shi Ran doesn't care about him, and makes him cry.

Who let, who let...

Who made him a dog, ha ha.

**

The steamed egg custard given to Yu Haiqiao was filled with too much water and it was not cooked. Yu Haiqiao walked to the kitchen solemnly when he saw it. He stared at the egg custard for ten seconds, then turned his head to look at me: " Don’t I just want to have an egg custard, this dish is a full-fledged meal for Han Han, you only have a half-and-half chance of success after three years of cooking?"

I was a little embarrassed and covered it with a smirk, clutching my stomach and ran to the living room, and sighed cheerfully, "I'm so hungry, why don't I order a takeaway first."

Yu Haiqiao yelled: "You are not allowed to eat takeaways, I will cook." There was a noise from the kitchen. I sat in the living room and glanced back secretly. He turned his back to the kitchen door. I even murmured, "I'm really a little cabbage. I will call you and call you and call you and I will come to cook for you. I have no hobbies and things I like to eat in my life. Just eat your egg custard. If you don't do it well, your life will be hard."

I tentatively said, "Have you not had enough to cook a table for you last time?"

Yu Haiqiao continued: "Who the **** told you to only make egg custard, and you can't even make egg custard. Can you make a slightly technical dish?!"

"..."

Yu Haiqiao said: "I have cooked you for three years and quarreled with you and asked you to order takeout. Then you would be angry and move back to your own house. I have to travel far and wide to cook for you."

I kept calm: "Hey, hey, he's too much like a grudge, I've pretended it."

Yu Haiqiao turned his head to look at me: "Your kitchen utensils are not easy to use. Go home to live tonight?"

I reflexively said, "It's not that we just got the divorce certificate today, it's not so fast."

Yu Haiqiao squinted at me.

I asked for help immediately: "Maybe you are single for two days and find that being single is so **** happy."

Yu Haiqiao still squinted his eyes to look at me: "You start chaos and end up abandoning?"

I couldn't help but laughed out: "Well, it's almost the end of the year. I am busy with the work summary. I was scolded by the leader today. Let's talk about it after the New Year."

Yu Haiqiao's face was droopy, and his face was full of discomfort, turning his head back and chopping vegetables. I walked over to help wash the vegetables or something, so he chopped vegetables and side dishes without saying a word.

I leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. Although this behavior was really weird and hypocritical, the effect of ingratiating was very obvious. Yu Haiqiao's eyebrows trembled, and he stared at him as if he could not bear to ignore me. I glanced at me: "Shi Ran, you **** bully Lao Tzu! You can bully Lao Tzu!"

I'm oops, oops, what's the saying.

Yu Haiqiao’s expression calmed down. He retracted his gaze on my face, his face was very gentle and tidy up the dishes: "It's up to you, you can be happy."