100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

(ten)

Yu Haiqiao, a stupid dog who took me to his parents’ house for dinner, abducted me and went to the hospital. The doctor took me to the emergency room after get off work, and I thought that there was something unspeakable about Yu Haiqiao. He was right. The doctor in the emergency room pointed to me: "Nausea, I want to vomit." He hesitated for a moment, and calmly added, "Maybe there is a bit of hypothesis."

"..." I've always regarded Yu Haiqiao highly, maybe he is not only a dog/force, but also a complete stupid/force.

The doctor in the emergency room glanced at me: "Did you eat something bad? Did you have diarrhea, or any gastrointestinal discomfort?"

I turned my head and took a look at Yu Haiqiao. I felt that my recent state was very wrong. I had repeatedly lost battles in front of Yu Gou. I felt that I should rise up to resist and let Yu Haiqiao, the dog, really recognize the reality. I really rolled in front of me and apologized, so I turned my head and glanced at the doctor in the emergency room: "It's still a trivial matter. It's just a slight dysmenorrhea. He didn't understand it so he took me to the hospital. But he... Yes, my husband’s sexual dysfunction, which department do you think you should visit?"

"..." The doctor in the emergency department looked at me in his mid-30s. Hearing that his gaze crossed the frame of the frame, he glanced at me, and then took another look at Yu Haiqiao behind me.

"Marital life is not harmonious?" the doctor asked slowly.

I opened my mouth: "Yes, he has great difficulties in that aspect, and it's easy..."

Yu Haiqiao stretched out his hand and dragged me away, pulling my wrist and back to me, and said angrily: "What are you talking nonsense!"

I threw away his hand and wrote on the notebook in my heart-Yu Gou, you must not challenge his male dignity. I communicated with myself seriously in my heart, and decided that he would start from this direction in the future.

I turned my wrist that was being pulled by him, and with a thought, I stretched my wrist in front of him, looked at him, blinked, and whispered, "You pinch it hurts me so much."

When Yu Haiqiao heard the words, he breathed, and the expression on his face suddenly began to turn green slowly as if he had eaten a fly.

I finally had a complete epiphany on the day before the third anniversary of my marriage with Yu Haiqiao.

In a marriage relationship, either you are angry with me or I am angry with you. Anyway, there is always someone who is going to be angry, so why can't that person be Yu Haiqiao?

I was so enlightened, and I felt that my future life was beginning to become brighter and brighter.

Yu Haiqiao dogged/forced to speak as usual: "Let's install less, I didn't exert any effort at all, okay?"

I stared at him, put my hand in front of his eyes, and said aggrieved: "Look, it's all red."

I heard Yu Haiqiao hiss, his eyes drooped slightly and his line of sight glided over my wrist, his brows looked at me: "..."

I stared at him in silence for about ten seconds. Yu Haiqiao suddenly stretched out his hand gently and grabbed my wrist, then blew on my wrist, his mouth still had a smile that seemed like nothing. He opened his mouth and said: "It doesn't hurt, my husband blows~~"

I want to kill him! ! !

I swear that he will talk to me with such a tone and expression again and I will kill him, absolutely absolutely!

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I took a deep breath, and fiercely resisted the wild roar in my heart, and tried to adjust my facial expressions. Under the scene of people coming and going and going through the world at the entrance of the hospital, I faced the risk of being struck by lightning. Yu Haiqiao curled his eyes and smiled, and said softly, "Thank you, husband~~"

Yu Haiqiao dropped my wrist. He tilted his head to the distant direction, and for a long while he spoke in a cold voice: "Get in the car and go home."

I put my hand in my pocket, quickly adjusted my facial expression to a normal state, and then replied coldly, "Yeah."

We sat back in his car calmly, and when I climbed into the back of the car, he frowned and said solemnly: "Sit in front."

I was unhappy, but I didn't show it, and asked him very gently: "Why?"

Yu Haiqiao's voice is very serious: "I have something to tell you, it is not convenient for you to sit back and chat."

My rebellious mentality was naturally aroused by this dog/force. I was about to speak and then refuse. Yu Haiqiao turned his head and glanced at me and sighed: "Hurry up, my parents are waiting for us to eat at home. , I'm not arguing with you."

Yu Haiqiao, the dog, forced me to talk to me in such a tone of life and death, which made me unconsciously get out of the back, opened the co-pilot's door and sat in.

He pulled the handbrake and glanced at me: "Seat belt."

I fastened my seat belt and frowned at him: "What do you want to tell me?"

Yu Haiqiao started the car, he raised the speed with a serious face, and let the car merge into the traffic. Then he turned his head to look at me, he smiled his teeth and blinked at me: "Wife, you just It's disgusting~"

"..." I felt my nerves tightened. Before the blood pressure was about to break through the top of my head, I took a breath and said "Don't be angry" ten times in my heart, then turned my head and looked at Yu Haiqiao, "Husband , You are also very disgusting."

Yu Haiqiao stared at the road ahead, pursed his lips and smirked. There is still a dimple on his face, which can be clearly seen by pursing his mouth.

I didn't know what he was stealing from, silently rolled his eyes where he couldn't see.

Yu Haiqiao said, "I saw you roll your eyes."

"..." I, "You have eight hundred eyes."

Yu Haiqiao hummed in the middle of the way, and it was as unpleasant as always.

I was silent for a moment, and happily continued to prepare to open the fuse of the pinch. I tried my best to use a voice that seemed to be self-talking but was clearly able to make him hear, and said: "But you really sucks, maybe you really want to see it. Doctor."

"..." Yu Haiqiao was humming a song happily, but in the end the singing broke, and the corners of his mouth were evened with a slight squeeze. Fortunately, he drove at a very uniform speed, and his hands holding the steering wheel were still very stable.

I pretended to look out of the car window without speaking, and sighed, "Oh, it's dark—"

Yu Haiqiao: "What did you just say?"

I sighed: "I said it's dark."

Yu Haiqiao: "That sentence above."

I tried my best to express it in an indifferent manner: "Didn't you hear it, you want me to say it."

"..." Yu Haiqiao didn't speak for a long time.

Until the car drove to his parents' house and was driving towards the underground parking lot, I wondered: "Why do you suddenly want to eat at your parents' place today?"

Yu Haiqiao said in a calm voice, "My parents said that they hadn't seen it for a long time, so let us come back. They also said where they gave her a local chicken, and let us take the soup home to drink."

I yelled. After I got to the parking lot and got the car ready, I got out of the co-pilot and asked casually: "Did you not tell your parents that we don't want to have children for the time being?"

Yu Haiqiao still kept his throat calm: "Say it."

I hummed. When I waited for the elevator with him, Yu Haiqiao stood at the elevator entrance and stared at the silver-white door of the elevator. After a while, he dulled his voice and asked me: "Is my technique really bad?"

"..." I stared at the elevator door in front of me. If it weren't for the elevator door to open in the middle, I almost let Yu Haiqiao see my painful smile from the door.

I walked into the elevator, did not speak, and used silence instead of answering.