What kind of job does such a dish play? Go home and raise pigs

"It will be your match against WE soon. Do you have anything to say about your old rival, Ben?"

In the picture, a microphone was handed to Xiao Wu.

"Just, I hope he can play better, otherwise it would be quite boring if we casually beat him to 3-0."

Xiao Wu smiled shyly, and said the most heart-wrenching words in the most cowardly manner.

What is playing now is the pre-match trash talk recording made yesterday.

The current time is still S7, and things like trash talk are still outrageous and straightforward under Ming Kai's excellent example.

After all, talking trash now is not enough to get flushed.

"Haha, Xiao Wu can do it."

Xu Ruoguang is a little satisfied. Although he looks like a boring gourd on weekdays, doesn't he still look good when he talks trash now?

Xiao Wu is indeed talented.

"Brother Guang, I seriously doubt that you have brought Xiao Wu into a bad position. The former Xiao Wu probably wouldn't say such things."

Ah Shui complained silently.

Xu Ruoguang smiled, "Then why don't you say that I made you bad, is it because you are pretty bad?"

Ah Shui looked up to the sky at 45°, "Yes, Brother Guang, I was originally a good boy with pure love and integrity. After I met you, my flirtatious talk gradually increased. It's not your problem, even dogs don't believe it."

"You can send it and shut up, I've never seen myself being abstract, and I blame others for being abstract."

"Brother Guang, do you not recognize it?"

"It wasn't me who did it, why should I admit it?"

"Oh, I already knew."

Ah Shui sighed, "I am not the only one who has this abstraction, all my younger brothers have it. If others don't have it, I absolutely cannot have it."

"What is Lin Daiyu? Talk about people."

"Because other people are too abstract, you don't need to bring them, so you infected our bot lane team, such an IP is too scumbag, I can't stand it!"

"You are such an old sow wearing bras, one set after another, don't blame me."

Xu Ruoguang sneered, "Let me ask you, is it because of you that faker is so abstract now?"

"Absolutely not!"

Ah Shui raised his hand and swore,

"real."

"you sure?"

"I am sure."

Xu Ruoguang was lost in thought, it wasn't Ah Shui, who was that?

Faker has become more and more abstract lately, Xu Ruoguang sent him a message last night, and Faker replied with a message.

It's outrageous!

Looking at faker, Xu Ruoguang couldn't help sighing.

A good professional player, has he become a complete rat now?

Xu Ruoguang's conscience was aching.

To be honest, he really didn't expect faker to adapt so quickly and so outrageously.

As if sensing Xu Ruoguang's gaze, faker turned his head.

"Look what I'm doing."

"nothing."

Xu Ruoguang felt guilty.

Although, in fact, he was the one who first recommended faker to go to Tieba to learn Chinese.

But Xu Ruoguang definitely can't accept this pot.

The trash talk in the picture goes to AD on both sides.

mystic was the first to speak,

"Jackeylove is a very strong player. Oh, I'm not talking about his strength, I'm talking about his luck."

"After all, no one can have several champion teammates every year. This kind of luck is too good. As for what he did, I just want to say that I can do it."

The camera cut to Ah Shui, Ah Shui laughed out loud.

"That's right, I just have good luck, but, luck is also strength, isn't it the same for the championship team every year? The version is suitable and the personal strength is strong enough. Doesn't the version also show luck?"

Ah Shui asked back with some doubts.

"Mystic asks this, is it because his luck is bad? No way? It's so miserable?"

Mystic failed, there was no other way, he really had no luck, so he could only smile and wave his hands.

"Ghost, Ah Shui's aggressiveness!"

"The soul asked back, I'm a brother-in-law and I can't stand it, damn it."

"If luck is really good, it's outrageous!"

"Some people really think that winning the championship is all about luck? Even if the version is inclined to you, you still can't do it if you don't have enough strength. If you are given a chance, you are not useless."

The camera cuts to the mid laners on both sides.

Faker's face was calm, and he sat down and waited for questions.

Xiye, on the other hand, smiled slightly, looking a little shy.

"Faker, do you have anything to say or comment on Xiye?"

Hearing this question, Xu Ruoguang pushed the faker next to him.

"What did you say?"

Faker glanced at him, "I'm not interested in players who haven't won the championship."

Ah Shui couldn't help applauding, "Oh, it's really my Brother Li."

On the screen, Faker really said the same thing.

"I have seen too many players like Xi Ye, but I can't remember many of them. I just hope you don't become the next Yue Lun. I have always had a deep memory of him. I feel a little sorry for him, let him Being flogged to this day."

He said lightly.

The alliance has gone through 7 years now.

Talented singles are like crucian carp crossing the river, there are newcomers emerging every year, but no matter in LCK or LPL, no one can ever beat Lee Sang Hyuk.

Oh, S6 lost to scout, but it wasn't scout's fierceness, it was Emperor's fierceness.

At least faker really thinks so.

Even if you kill me alone, you won't get my approval!

I asked you where my jungler was when you solo killed me in this wave. If you can't answer, then I'm sorry, I can only give you zero points for this wave of solo kills.

"Yue Lun: ..."

"It's been a few years, I beg you, don't whip my Yue Lun to death!"

"Yue Lun: Why isn't League of Legends such a crap game cool yet?"

"What a miserable Yue Lun. Faker said he didn't want to flog him, but when he mentioned it, he felt like he was flogging him."

Xiye didn't react much, it was just trash talk after all.

He organized the language,

"Faker is undoubtedly a top mid laner. He is indeed relatively strong, but I am not bad either. I feel that I can take him steadily."

"There is no other reason, if I want to win, I have to eat him."

To be honest, this trash talk is a bit weak.

Xu Ruoguang's sharp comment is very illustrative.

"Pull it."

But can Xiye be blamed? It doesn't make sense either.

As far as faker's grades are concerned, you really can't attack casually. To attack is not whether faker is strong or not, but how faker is.

You can't say too much ruthless words, lest when WE loses 3 to 0, it will be embarrassing.

It can't be the same as Zhuge Liang's seven captures of Meng Huo.

When Meng Huo returned to Nanman, he said,

"Ah, Teacher Dazhu is being stubborn again!"

In this way, it is a bit too clown.

It was the turn of both sides to play wild, and Condi was obviously not aggressive, and his words were soft.

Little Peanut wasn't particularly aggressive either, so the two of them fooled around casually.

Then, it's time for the main event!

As we all know, Xu Ruoguang's coquettish talk has always been okay.

"Favorite session!"

"Is another classic going to be born? Brother Guang, my talkative superman!"

"957, use some strength, or the opponent is too weak, and I, brother Guang, won't be interested in making flirtatious remarks."

Xu Ruoguang sat upright in the interview position. When he heard how to comment on 957, he first glanced at the camera in doubt.

"957? Who?"

Then, he said with a smile.

"I know, that WE's older top laner, he only came to play professionally after finishing college."

"To be honest, I really don't know what 957 has to say. According to my suggestion, he should continue to take the postgraduate entrance examination, because he can't achieve any results in his career now, because he is not very lucky, and I made my debut."

"I should apologize to 957, I'm sorry, I'm too strong."

The audience are all stupid.

"666666666!"

"Is this Brother Guang's trash talk? How cruel!"

"It's okay to apologize to 957."

"hahahahahahahaha!"

"Laughing, brother Guang has never let me down, even if it's trash talk."

957 obviously didn't expect Xu Ruoguang to be so sarcastic, so he smiled.

"Brother Guang's trash talk is really good, but I want to say that although Brother Guang is great, I am not bad. If Brother Guang thinks that I am still the same me, he will suffer a lot."

"After all, even the invincible Lu Bu can't beat Sanying. With our WE working together, we will definitely be able to defeat him."

Xu Ruoguang blinked, "Is this the three cobblers who beat Zhuge Liang?"

Trash talk, end here.

The League of Legends logo emerged.

"Didn't bother you?"

The door of the lounge opened, kkoma said a few words to her after seeing it, and nodded.

She leaned out, smiling a little embarrassedly.

Xu Ruoguang turned his head and smiled.

"Sister Shuang."

"It's me, how's your condition today, Xiaoguang."

Yu Shuang showed a doting smile, walked up to him and asked.

"Well enough."

Xu Ruoguang responded briefly.

It’s not surprising that I met Yu Shuang. Most of the IP’s interviews were done by Yu Shuang, and they added WeChat to each other on weekdays.

"Okay, then I'm relieved, let's cheer for today's game, many of our hosts are your fans."

Yu Shuang blinked and raised her small fist.

What can Xu Ruoguang say? I can only nod politely.

"Sister Shuang, what's the matter?"

Ah Shui asked.

"That's right, can I trouble you to take a minute to sign it for me, I want it for my little sister."

Yu Shuang said embarrassedly.

"Isn't it still in the opening ceremony, so I asked coach kkoma, I know you have nothing to do, so I didn't bother you?"

Xu Ruoguang shook his head. It is still a classic part of the opening ceremony, so it is not a bother.

It took half an hour to do the tactical analysis that should be done, and coach kkoma let people come in because he knew what to do.

Yu Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, "Then, trouble."

Xu Ruoguang took the photo and was stunned.

That is, the photo of his S5 when he was a substitute for OMG.

In the photo, he is standing under the stage, looking up slightly, his face is full of envy and longing.

I don't know who caught it.

He was looking at the stage, and she was looking at him.

Xu Ruoguang was silent for a while, "Sister Shuang, it's convenient to ask who your little sister is..."

"Oh, her? Her name is Luo Xin."

"Is that so?"

I don't know Xu Ruoguang, but he has always been very kind to his fans.

Write a paragraph on the back of the photo.

to Luo Xin

Thank you for your attention, I will continue to work hard and wish you a happy life.

Then there is Xu Ruoguang's signature.

Although he hasn't read many books, he does write well.

There is no way, the police uncle I knew taught him to write every day when he was a child.

After signing, Xu Ruoguang smiled and handed it over.

Yu Shuang thanked again and again, no longer delaying them to watch the opening ceremony, and trotted away from the IP lounge.

Walking to the staff viewing point, she patted a girl in a simple white top and hot pants.

The girl turned her head in doubt, and Yu Shuang showed her the signed photo in her hand.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"

The girl's expression suddenly became surprised,

"Ah, Sister Shuang, is it really coming? Thank you so much, Sister Shuang!"

Yu Shuang smiled.

"The people in IP are very nice. I was actually afraid of disturbing them, but coach kkoma didn't say anything."

Luo Xin took Xu Ruoguang's signature and read it out word by word.

Then, with a happy expression on his face, he carefully put it into his small bag, and hugged Yu Shuang.

"That's amazing, Sister Shuang."

Yu Shuang showed a helpless look, "I didn't say that, why don't you ask for it yourself, it's okay for the host to ask for this, Guangzai has always been very kind to fans."

She is also an old light fan.

Luo Xin shook his head, "No way."

She sighed.

"As soon as I saw him, I got nervous and couldn't speak."

Yu Shuang's expression became gossipy.

"Luo Xin, don't you like Xu Ruoguang?"

Luo Xin was stunned for a moment, then quickly shook her head, and punched Yu Shuang angrily.

"Sister Shuang, what are you thinking, he is only an adult this year."

"I'm a pure fan of him. I noticed it when I was OMG. At that time, I felt like wow, this guy is so good-looking. I really didn't expect him to become such a powerful professional player."

"Anymania is a disease, and it must be cured."

Yu Shuang helplessly shook her head.

"I'm just a nympho, I'm a nympho, Sister Shuang, don't you think it's nice to be naked?"

Yu Shuang thought about it for a while, her face turned slightly red.

"It's okay, it's really better than those giegies you usually chase after."

Luo Xin narrowed his eyes slightly, something was wrong.

"Sister Shuang, you seem to be blushing."

"I'm even worse than him, don't think about it!"

"I didn't say what I was thinking, Sister Shuang, are you in a hurry?"

Yu Shuang: ...

On the stage, Colonel Guan was all smiles, not knowing what was going on now.

"Okay, all the summoners in front of the screen and at the scene, welcome to the 2017 League of Legends Spring Finals. Today will be the match between IP and WE. Hello everyone, I am today's commentator Zeyuan."

"Hi everyone, I'm Miller!"

"I'm a doll!"

"The performance just now was also very exciting. Then the contestants will enter the arena soon. Taking advantage of the waiting time now, I would like to ask the two teachers, which side do the two teachers support more for today's competition?"

Guan Zeyuan smiled.

"In my case, I should still support WE."

Miller spoke first.

Although he is full of iron and blood, the commentary stand is a public place, and they can't both support the same team, and they will be scolded for partiality.

"Everyone knows that WE is a veteran team in our League of Legends from the beginning to the present. From WE1.0 to the current WE2.0 is also very difficult. I still hope that they can achieve some results."

Miller meant it with all his heart.

Although he is not optimistic about WE, he is really willing to support WE.

He himself is a fan of the competition area and an iron-blooded LPL person.

"For me, support IP. I think IP has a better chance of winning today's game. After all, IP hasn't even lost a single game from the regular season to the playoffs. It is a veritable winning team."

The doll smiled.

"Okay, the contestants here are already in place, let us welcome them together, and the contestants enter the arena!"

With Guan Zeyuan's concluding remarks, the competition officially begins!