What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Snapped! ! !

Crisp, loud, and amazing!

In an instant, the Buddha never reacted, or even if he noticed it in advance, he couldn't prevent it at this moment!

The strength gap is too great!

Although the strength of the **** fortune teller is not extreme, he is already a monk of the distraction stage, but what the Buddha of the Ten Thousand Buddha Sect is not the talent of cultivation, but the understanding of the Dharma!

Although at this moment this Buddha is a bit unworthy of his name and his character is not good, he is at least half a Buddha.

Of course, it is not that the cultivation of Buddhists in the past is not high, but at least, the cultivation of contemporary Buddhists is not that good!

The gap in cultivation level is destined to be unable to withstand this blow!

At that instant, before he even had time to scream, he flew towards the monks behind him, with blood in his mouth and no idea how much he had lost his teeth...

Dan Chengzi: "Fuck?!"

Lu Ming: "Huh?!"

Fan Jianqiang didn't say a word, but he was excited.

Lin Fan also didn't say a word, but he nodded lightly, looking like he was very satisfied with the practice of the fortune teller...

At this moment, everyone was shocked, who could have thought of this result? !

This is beyond everyone's imagination. Among them, the most daunting is the Buddha.

Although he was provoking the gods, it was true that, strictly speaking, their professions belonged to the kind of "spoofing".

In this case, even if both parties are really angry, logically speaking, they should be beeping each other. If they can beep, they will never do it, because this is professionalism.

But now?

God fortune is the other way around, can you never beep if you can do it?

Are you a fortune teller? !

The Buddha was carried by many monks. Although he was not seriously injured, but at this moment, he was covering his face, his face was unbelievable.

Isn't this smashing your own sign? !

At the same time, the sage of Jiulong, Zou Hu, the sage of Yaochi, Lu Yao, and the sage of Zifu were all shocked...

This is beyond everyone's imagination!

The two fortune-tellers were ‘testing’ together, but the fortune teller beat the Buddha? !

This...what is the situation and what is the reason? !

Everyone was stunned!

But at this moment, the fortune teller gently retracted his hand, and looked at the Buddha whose face was already swollen with some sigh.

"You, you are outrageous!"

The Buddha struggled to get up and glared.

"How accurate is my calculation?"

"Say that you have the disaster of blood and light today, it is the disaster of blood and light."

The fortune teller looked at him indifferently: "You still said that I can't count? Now let's see, whether I can count?"

Fozi was taken aback, then... his face turned black!

"Are you sure?"

Get a hammer!

I am so clear that this **** disaster was caused by you!

However, he really couldn't say for sure!

Isn't this a disaster of blood and light? !

So many people are watching, can't tell? I'm afraid I don't even want my own face...

"It's worthy of being a famous fortune teller..."

The Buddha stared angrily, and then said violently: "Today, I am weaker, but in the future... I will ask for advice again!"

He has no choice.

If you continue to play with this, I am afraid that it is not a **** who will say that he has broken his hands and feet...If the hands and feet are really planned, although they can quickly recover, but Nima is not only embarrassing, but also hurts!

"Buddha? But so..."

The foreman wandered away with his hands on his back, leaving only a bright forehead.

Soon, he stood up behind Lin Fan again, and the old **** was standing there.

But at this moment, no one dared to despise God fortune!

This special lady is a ruthless person!

Many people were whispering secretly in their hearts and warned themselves not to provoke him.

In terms of cultivation, although the divine fortune teller is in the distraction stage, in the eyes of these elite disciples of the Holy Land, it is really not too high.

But... he can still pinch, which requires more attention.

What's even more exaggerated is that this guy is a ruthless person, and he will do it if he doesn't agree...

Who wants to provoke such a cruel person who can pinch and count?

Even if they have their own future, where can they dig pits and wait for them?

...

"Hahahaha!"

Zou Hu laughed, touched the king character pattern on the top of his head, and spoke from a distance: "Oh, you have an appetite for me, good, really good!"

"Say you have a **** disaster, you have a **** disaster, hahaha!"

...

He is not afraid at all. As the son of Jiulong, is he still afraid of a Buddha?

Even if the Son of Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect is here, he dare to fight!

In the ears, listening to Zou Hu's loud laughter, Dan Chengzi and the others were dumbfounded. At the same time, they couldn't help but sigh deeply.

"Brother Shen Suanzi, it's really an exhaustive plan~!"

At this moment, even Fan Jianqiang was deeply moved.

What is considered as a complete strategy? This is called a complete strategy!

If you say you have the blood-light disaster, you will have the blood-light disaster. If you don't, I will fight you the blood-light disaster!

A role model for my generation...

Fan Jianqiang thought secretly and felt that he should study hard and carry forward this spirit.

However, they didn't know that the object they admired at the moment-the fortune teller, they admired Lin Fan even more!

Originally, he could only rely on his own wit to fight against the Buddha, even if he could not lose, he would not win.

At best, it was a draw ending, for which he was already prepared.

But as a result, during the "match", I suddenly heard the voice of divine consciousness from "Qi Zixiao", and then...

He realized it!

"This is the highest state of deduction and calculation!"

The fortune teller muttered in his heart, feeling that he was making a lot of money.

This is simply a brand new idea, which opened the door to a new world for him! Since then, hasn't oneself been roaming about the sky and the ocean?

This guy feels happy.

"Thank you, Your Highness."

He spoke softly, ignoring the puzzlement of Fatty Dan and the others.

"It's okay."

Lin Fan chuckled, then suddenly he said loudly: "Masters of Ten Thousand Buddha Sects, your Buddha is in a **** disaster, do you want to give it up?"

"If you want to get ahead, set up a charter, but don't stab a knife in the back after a while."

"Amitabha."

A great monk stepped forward, folded his hands together, and chanted Buddhism: "Sage Qi, my Ten Thousand Buddha Sect is a pure place of Buddhism, how can I do such a thing?"

"He is just a layman's buddha, and he deserves the crime. I will naturally not try to force it..."

"That's the best."

Lin Fan responded softly.

Fatty Dan couldn't make it through, and he whispered, "What kind of Buddhist purity? I think these guys are really shameless."

"Knowing that this Buddha has a bad character, but he tricked him into being a Buddha. In the end, I was afraid that this guy would make his reputation bad, so I gave him the title of a lay Buddha..."

"WTF?!"

"Does the Buddha say that all beings are equal? ​​Maybe in their eyes, they can be transformed even if their character is not good?"

Lin Fan didn't think there was anything wrong with this, but... it was impossible to have a slight affection for that Buddha.

At this moment, the people from Dayan Holy Land had also arrived, but neither of their holy sons and saints had come.

then……

time flies.

The coffin has not been much moved, but the last holy land, the Beidou holy land in the Northern Wilderness, has never been there...

"Beidou is absent?"

Many monks are curious.

The strength of the Beidou Holy Land is not weak, and it has always liked to strive for the upper reaches, but this time, no one has come to this moment, it can not help but feel strange.

After all, many first-rate and even some second-rate disciples have arrived here, but Beidou is indifferent as a holy land?

Look down on the baby here?

It doesn't make sense, people from the other six holy places are here, and Beidou hasn't reached the point of transcending all the holy places!

The next day...

The sky is getting brighter.

There was still no movement in the giant coffin, but Lin Fan couldn't help but sigh softly when he saw it in his eyes...

"I originally wanted to go in and have a look, but now it seems that I am afraid that this opportunity has to be left to our saint, but... it's the same, anyway, I can see her experience again."

"Then, prepare to cross."

...

Om...

Invisible fluctuations, even hidden from the observation of the sky mirror, are naturally more unlikely for others to detect.

And while Qi Zixiao's eyes opened and closed, the man...soul had already been replaced.

The unfamiliar environment in front of him and the gathering of a large number of Tianjiao ~www.ltnovel.com~ made Qi Zixiao a little surprised, but that was all.

Her face remained unchanged, her jade hand stroked the sky mirror lightly, and many scenes came in an instant.

In these three days, the various things that Lin Fan experienced are vivid and ‘super fast broadcast’, so in just a few minutes, she has figured out all the ins and outs.

"It turns out that it's not a heavy treasure, but a secret realm. And this secret realm, it looks like it should be the cemetery of some ancient great demon?"

"However, these are not major problems. The problem is that guy..."

In the eyes of others, Qi Zixiao's complexion was cold, as if his mind was peaceful, without thinking about anything.

But in fact, at this moment, she is depressed in her heart and is grinding her teeth frantically!

What did she see? !

That guy actually taught the gods... the way to win fortune telling? !

Gods must win!

That is obviously shameless and shameless, right? !

Although it hasn't been made public, at least, the fortune teller knows that this is what he'taught', isn't the image of the saint in the fortune teller... has completely collapsed? !

"Damn it!!!"

"This hateful fellow, can't he protect the image of this saint? If this continues, this saint still has a little image at all?!"

She gritted her teeth and felt depressed.

Then... after pondering for a long time, I suddenly realized that I didn't seem to know when, there was no ‘image’ at all.

It's not about being ugly or embarrassed to meet people, but the style of acting, which is already ‘biased’...

It's not just a little bit too late, but one hundred and eight thousand miles away, quite different from the previous self!

Uncomfortable!