What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Obviously, the Buddha and God are on the bargain.

Lin Fan could not help but wonder in his eyes.

What's the matter? Now that God fortune is also his teammate, at least in this instance, he is a teammate, so naturally I have to find a way to help~!

"Just now, the fortune teller hesitated repeatedly, this is not his temperament."

Behind him, Fan Jianqiang, who had been honest and friendly, seemed to say something unintentionally.

Lin Fan nodded silently while listening.

"Indeed, this kind of arrogant, if it weren't for fear, it would definitely be impossible to hesitate, so to speak..."

"Afraid to be inaccurate?"

Lin Fan didn't know that God fortune was because he had something to do with him, and he was involved in this matter.

I don't know that the **** fortune teller has determined that the Buddha is not accurate.

but……

This is not important, what is important is that Lin Fan has a ‘method of victory’!

Isn't it better than fortune telling?

Lin Fan was happy.

As someone who is deeply educated in modern times, especially after enjoying nine years of compulsory education, he still doesn’t know how many novels and animations he has read. !

Give a simple example.

Many liars and fortune tellers know that they are not good at farting and can't be considered accurate, but when they speak, they can convince people. Why?

Because they will fool you!

How do you fool? !

Father died before mother!

For example, when you meet someone who is a little older, I will give you the whole sentence. What should you do?

Let's analyze the possible results first.

A person's parents are nothing more than four results, one and two are present.

2. Both went.

3. The father is still there.

4. The mother is still there.

Other than that, there are no other results, right?

Then, let’s put in the ‘father’s death before his mother’ to interpret it.

Are both there? Yes, this can't be confirmed for the time being, let's ignore it for the time being.

The next three options? That would be interesting...

If both of them go to this option, there are two results, the father goes first and the mother goes first, which corresponds to the third and fourth options respectively.

In other words, there are actually only two options in the end, whether the father goes first or the mother goes first.

Then...

What if the father goes first?

It’s not a big problem. The father died before the mother. It’s okay, right?

If the mother goes first?

If the father is here, the mother will die first.

A sentence is also fine!

This is the sentence for fortune-telling. It doesn't matter how you say it, you can explain it all.

And all those who go to fortune-telling are convinced of these things, so, do they believe it or not?

When the fortune-teller spoke, he pondered.

Hey? !

This fortune teller is awesome, I didn't say anything, he just saw it out and worked it out!

Let me give you a few more similar panacea sentences, flicker, ordinary people, still can't believe it? When the fortune teller says everything is right!

Of course, this is not to say that all fortune tellers are liars, but that...In this business, there are really many ‘sure winning algorithms’!

However, at this moment, Lin Fan, of course, would not use these panacea sentences, because there is no technical content!

Besides, what is this place?

Cultivation world!

Don't these monks' brains work well? In case it was seen through, it would be embarrassing.

Therefore, Lin Fan came up with a more powerful way to win...

In his opinion, today, the fortune teller is set to win!

When **** comes, he is determined to win, as Lin Fan said!

...

"Can't figure it out."

Facing the question of Buddha.

The fortune teller said indifferently: "Everyone knows that the secrets of heaven cannot be revealed, let alone you come to me with emotions at the moment?"

"I can figure it out, but once you export it, you will go against what I say and do. In this way, how accurate can I calculate it?"

"Then let me ask you, you might figure out, what will I do today?"

Buddhism's strategy was seen through, and he was not annoyed. Instead, he giggled: "Not sure."

Then, he spoke again: "You may calculate, who left this secret realm? Who will get the ultimate benefit?"

The fortune teller narrowed his eyes...

"Naturally calculated."

Wow!

"Can this also be calculated?"

The crowd was in an uproar.

"Who left behind the secret realm? It must be a peerless powerhouse!"

"Even who can calculate the treasures? Then... who is it?!"

The vast majority of people are discolored, such as Zou Hu and others, are secretly vigilant...

God fortune teller and Buddha fortune, these two people are too ‘wicked’. They can be pinched and counted, and they are extremely accurate, and they have long been famous.

At this moment, if they speak, who will get the most benefit, then what will be the result? !

There is a high probability that other people will join hands to maimed and drive away that person first...

So, what if the person who originally received this benefit was himself? After being told by them, it led to being targeted, isn't this...?

What? You say they are not allowed?

Come on, if they speak, the secret has been leaked. In this case, is there any problem with changing the result?

...

"Is it?"

The Buddha grinned: "I don't believe it, do you want to listen?"

"Coincidentally, I also want to ask you this question." God fortune teller countered the general: "Why don't you tell me?"

"I am asking you."

"I'm not as stupid as you."

The fortune teller chuckled, his red eyes a little scary.

"What should I say, what should not be said, I know in my heart, if not, I'm not sure, you come?"

"Then I'm not sure."

Fozi couldn't laugh anymore.

He really wants to step on the gods for a few feet, and at the same time, it is best to exclude some competitors or something. Isn't it beautiful?

That’s why I asked this question. Regardless of whether the divine calculation is accurate or not, the person named by him will inevitably be taken care of by others. This is certain!

But in the end, the fortune teller didn't say anything...

At this moment, the Buddha could not help but have some ideas.

"Is it possible that he, like me, has temporarily failed in this secret realm?"

"If so..."

The Buddha had a lot of thoughts, and soon he had an idea of ​​being able to "general".

However, it is not waiting for him to speak.

The fortune teller heard the voice of the soul from ‘Qi Zixiao’ and couldn’t help but gently raised his hand.

"There are no more than three things. You can ask two questions in succession. I will come up with the third question..."

Fozi was secretly vigilant, but there was no change in his face, and smiled: "Yes!"

"Then let me ask you, what is wrong with me today?"

"I don't know."

The vigilant Buddha suddenly relaxed: "How is this different from the first question?"

"If I said it, you would avoid it. Even if you answer it, it won't work. Don't ask questions like this."

Originally everyone else was very interested at the moment.

I want to see how the two most powerful people in this younger generation will ‘line’ and ‘PK’.

But in the end, you came and I talked and talked, but there was no dry goods revealed, which made them quite disappointed.

"Yeah, this question is meaningless!"

"Even if the calculation is accurate, as long as you export, the other party can find a way to avoid..."

"Can you do it?"

"Why do you feel worse than a liar?!"

Someone couldn't help yelling, expressing dissatisfaction.

But the Buddha was not in a hurry, just looked at the **** fortune teller lightly: "Why don't you ask another question?"

"No need."

The **** operator smiled, with a bright smile, but his head without hair and red eyes, under this smile, looked a little scary.

"Why not?"

Buddha asked.

"Because you have lost."

God fortune teller is composed and confident.

"Where did you lose?"

"I lost... I just asked you, I might figure out what I will experience today, you said, I can't figure it out."

"Heh, is this a loss?"

The Buddha sneered, without the slightest disposition of Buddhism: "Tell me, how did I lose?"

"because……"

The fortune teller lightly pinched his fingers, and there were inexplicable laws operating around his body, which seemed unpredictable and moved everyone.

"I can figure out what your experience will be today."

"Ok?"

The Buddha was shocked: Hasn't his divination method ever failed? !

The fortune teller was too calm, as if he had a chance to win.

But how is this possible? !

The Buddha was puzzled, but at this moment he couldn't show his timidity, otherwise, he would lose.

Therefore, he smiled and said: "Nonsense, the famous **** fortune teller, seems to be nothing more than that."

"I don't know what I will experience today. The situation is changing rapidly, how can you be sure?"

"If you are really sure, you can just tell me to take a look, and after today, make a judgment."

His words almost made it clear that he would cheat!

It doesn't matter if you count it or not~www.ltnovel.com~ Anyway, I will avoid what you say, depending on how you count it!

Who knows.

The fortune teller didn't panic, and said lightly: "Naturally there is no problem."

"Then come on, what will I experience today!?" The Buddha frowned, wondering where the self-confidence of God fortune came from.

But at this moment, stage fright is absolutely not allowed.

"you……"

The fortune teller spoke with a somewhat mysterious and unpredictable taste: "There is a disaster of blood and light today."

what? !

The Buddha was taken aback, and then he laughed.

"Bloodlight disaster? Hahaha, well, let's see if I have bloodlight disaster today!"

"However, after today, you are afraid that you will not be able to keep your name as a **** operator!"

"Is it?"

The fortune teller grinned: "But in my opinion, you have lost."

"Nonsense!"

"Do not believe?"

Buddha's neck stalked: "Naturally don't believe it."

"Well, if that's the case, you don't have to wait for the end of today, so please testify to everyone present. This deduction and calculation together, who is the first person of the young generation."

"As it should be."

Lin Fan spoke and was the first to join in.

"Brother, you must be the first person in the way of calculation~!"

God fortune followed closely...

Most of the others have not reacted yet.

Buddha has a disaster of blood and light?

Shouldn't...

There is a big danger here, right?

Otherwise, how could the Buddha suffer a **** disaster? After all, he must be tightly protected!

However, their doubts turned into a stunned mouth...

boom!

The **** fortune teller who was near Chi Chi suddenly made a move, and his body was full of glazed light, suddenly a big ear scraped, and it was drawn on the face of Buddha!