Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The Wang Tao incident can only be said to be a minor episode. Is he forced to have a trivial relationship with me? He was not even interested in the so-called first person of the new generation. On the contrary, the information provided by Luo Yulong was of great help to him.

Lingcheng?

One of the nine cities in the mysterious world?

Is this blue energy there too?

Could it be that all nine cities have these special energies?

If you enter the dungeons of these locations in the future, you can explore them.

That will happen in the future. Duan Ming just wants to cook now.

I'm such a good family man.

Meng Qian followed Duan Ming around the vegetable market, and the more he looked at it, the more panicked he became.

What's this?

At first, I bought some green onions and cucumbers, which was acceptable. Why did I specifically ask the boss not to help clean the internal organs when I bought a loach?

After that, he bought a lot of things, but Meng Qian had a vague feeling that these ordinary ingredients would eventually turn into shocking dark dishes.

The feeling of uneasiness was almost overwhelming. On the way back, he kept thinking about how to escape, but the hand holding him tightly put an end to this plan.

Looking at Duan Ming, whose face was full of expectations, tears could only flow from his heart.

I am an intermediate level ghost, and I will definitely not be able to kill anyone.

I am an intermediate level ghost, and I will definitely not be able to kill anyone.

I am an intermediate level ghost, and I will definitely not be able to kill anyone.

Even though it had only been seven days, Duan Ming still felt a little emotional when he returned to a familiar neighborhood again.

The feeling of home is still reassuring.

Open your door.

unmanned.

"Sister Lingling, I'm back~"

"Sister Lingling?"

"Han Lingling!"

Duan Ming put down the ingredients in confusion, charged his cell phone that had been turned off long ago, and walked around the room.

Han Lingling is indeed not at home.

"Huh? Could it be that we went in again? Isn't it such a coincidence?"

I touched the table and saw that it was slightly dusty. It looked like it had been wiped down not long ago.

There is a small note in the middle of the table.

"Duan Ming, sister, I am about to enter the treacherous world again. Yuwei has reached the evil level. Don't worry about me. Remember to eat on time and watch less beautiful short videos."

"Your favorite sister Lingling stays here."

Duan Ming curled his lips and said, "Tsk, Han Lingling's handwriting is getting uglier and uglier. Fortunately, she still claims to be a great calligrapher. I'll have to keep it to make fun of you next time."

Putting the note in his pocket, he didn't think much about it, carried the ingredients into the kitchen, and said to the back: "Brother Meng, please help me clean it. I'll call a few friends over."

"oh."

The two exchanged places and Meng Qian entered the kitchen. Duan Ming wiped his hands and picked up the restarted mobile phone and dialed He Nian.

"Du~"

He was picked up as soon as it rang, followed by that familiar loud voice.

"Hey! Duan Ming, you're out! Where are you? I'll be right over!"

"At home, come here quickly, there's a big dinner waiting for you."

He Nian was excited again: "Sister Lingling is also at home? She will be there soon, soon!"

"No, Han Lingling entered the mysterious world, I did it."

"Beep beep beep beep..."

Duan Ming: "()"

Okay, you kid, remember this, I will never call you again when I have something delicious to eat.

Gritting his teeth, he dialed Qiu Yu's number again.

"Hey! Duan Ming, you're out! Where are you? We're here to find you."

Ji Xian's voice also came faintly from the other end: "Is it Duan Ming? Is it Duan Ming? Where is he? Turn on the speakerphone!"

Duan Ming felt warm in his heart.

See, this is called a true friend.

With comparison, the impression of He Nianzi was a little worse again.

He replied: "I'm at home, come over for dinner. I've come up with a few new tricks. I guarantee that you'll be satisfied."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Duan Ming: "Hello? Are you listening?"

On the other end of the phone was Ji Xian, urging in an extremely low volume: "Hurry up, hurry up, the signal is not good, hang up now."

"oh oh……"

Then came Qiu Yu's response: "Crooked? Wai! Huh? Why is there no sound? Can you hear it? My signal may not be very good here. I have some urgent matters here. I'll come over and find you when I'm done." "

"Beep beep beep beep..."

grass!

The back molars are all dry and shredded.

You don’t give face to anyone, right?

One day you will be begging me to cook for you.

Throwing his cell phone away angrily, Duan Ming was about to enter the kitchen, but in a blink of an eye he saw Meng Qian pouring oil into the pot.

"Meng Qian, what are you doing!"

Meng Qian shook his hand and accidentally spilled a lot of oil. He smiled and said, "I don't care that you have been working hard these past seven days. Just let me do the cooking, and I can repay you." Isn’t it one of your ways? Ha, ha, ha.”

Duan Ming looked unhappy, grabbed the shovel unceremoniously and rushed Meng Qian out of the kitchen.

"What's the point of having guests cook at my house? Just sit outside and watch TV when you're bored. I can also play with my phone while it's charged."

"Oh, but you are not allowed to turn on browser logging."

"Go, go, go, go~"

Meng Qian, who was pushed out, had no choice but to sit on the sofa. He looked cramped in one word.

He watched helplessly as bursts of acrid smoke began to rise from the kitchen, accompanied by a cheerful figure screaming happily.

Even though the door was just around the corner, he didn't dare to run away. Every minute he waited seemed as long as a century.

It’s really very long.

It was estimated that Duan Ming really wanted to cook this dinner carefully, and the whole process lasted for more than two hours. It was so long that Meng Qian started to feel hungry, and he even had the illusion that Duan Ming could finish it quickly even if he made shit.

He wanted to thank He Nian and the others for pulling him out of his daze.

The sofa was very close to the door, and the conversations of several people outside the door could be clearly heard.

Ji Xian: "Is it really okay? Duan Ming has really finished dinner?"

He Nian: "Don't worry, I understand this kid. He just goes crazy on his own and wants to show off his skills when someone is around. As far as he is concerned, he can handle it by cooking instant noodles. It has been two hours, and he is probably naked. I’m watching short videos now.”

Then there was the sound of jingling keys.

Click.

The door opens.

He Nian took the lead and barged in carelessly.

"Duan Ming! Come here, brothers... eh?"

Σ(゜゜;)×3

The three of them stared at Duan Ming with wide eyes as he walked out of the kitchen with two plates of food.

The scene was awkward for a while.

Duan Ming was also stunned.

The eye sockets gradually became wet.

"Everyone……"

"I know everyone is always thinking about my cooking skills, woo woo~"

"Don't be stunned now. Come and sit. It's freshly cooked and is still hot."

Qiu Yuji might feel embarrassed at first, because there was no way He Nian could save any face for Duan Ming.

boom!

The door was slammed shut, but within two or three breaths, the big man could be seen outside the window walking away quickly.

Duan Ming was dumbfounded on the spot while holding the plate.

It was during this stunned moment that Qiu Yu planned his plan and stormed out of the door.

Finally, Meng Qian was somewhat loyal.

The last one to escape.

There are also objective reasons.

My legs are numb.

Duan Ming's face gradually turned dark.

Five minutes later, the whole family was sitting at the dining table, all with bruises and swollen faces.

Duan Ming brought out the last dish with a smile on his face.

"Thump thump thump thump~ Let's get going, let's get started!"

The four people sat around, and no one dared to move their chopsticks first.

That is, He Nian, who was swollen into a pig's head, dared to say: "Duan Ming, please don't punish us, I don't want to be a Splatoon."

Duan Ming: "Hey, I don't like hearing what you are saying. I cooked for you with good intentions. How can I punish you?"

"Then why don't you cook some food from the earthly world? Come on, tell me what's on this black plate? Charcoal rice bowl?"

Duan Ming snapped his fingers and said with a mysterious smile: "Don't you understand this? There is a universe within."

He picked up a piece of charcoal with chopsticks and cut it in the middle. Suddenly, a thick shit-yellow liquid slowly flowed out of it.

"Fried mango! Fresh, right? You can't even eat it outside."

Everyone showed disgusted expressions.

Who would think that someone with a long life would look for this thing to eat outside?

"And this and this."

He brought over another plate. This one looked normal in color, just an ordinary steamed egg.

But what about the few loach heads exposed on the light yellow surface?

"This is called playing with the dragon in the water. Don't worry, the loaches are especially fresh and delicious."

Could it be fresh?

One of them is still moving its tail in the sea of ​​eggs. Hey!

Everyone had to pin their hopes on the last dish.

Several whole cucumbers and whole green onions were stir-fried out of the pot. At least this looked like it would not kill you if you ate it.

Seeing everyone's focused attention, Duan Ming's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Ha! Sure enough, you guys know your stuff. This is called Qinglong going out to sea, and these three cucumbers are Qinglong..."

"I eat green dragon and go to sea."×4

The cucumbers were snatched away in an instant. Ji Xian, who was slow-handed, paused his chopsticks in mid-air, gritted his teeth, picked up a green onion and put it into his mouth. While crying, he explained: "I love seafood."

At the end of dinner, Qinglong Chuhai was sold out actively, while the other two god-level dishes were passively sold out.

The four of them were sitting blankly with pale faces, looking as if they were hopeless.

Duan Ming was very satisfied and took the initiative to clean up the mess, while washing the dishes and chatting with everyone.

"How are you guys doing? Have you transferred your staff?"

Qiu Yu suppressed the urge to vomit and said, "It's done. The three of us are now members of Team 157."

"Oh, by the way, there is one more important thing."

"During the time you entered the treacherous world, the three of us also participated in a dungeon. It was a short-term mission, but we came out before you. We didn't complete the hidden mission, and even the settlement evaluation was only average."

"But..." He looked at He Nian who had rushed to the toilet and was picking his throat.

"He Nian has initially grasped the power of rules."

Duan Ming was washing dishes and his head suddenly popped out: "The power of rules? How do you know these things?"

Ji Xian raised his chin toward the toilet and said, "No, that's what Chen Hui from their family said. He also said that he can come into contact with the rules at the evil ghost level, and He Nian's potential is unlimited."

It can't be too big.

This news may only sound like a sentence to Qiu Yu and the others, but Duan Ming understands the gold content in it.

Rules, they are the stepping stone for the Fierce Ghost level to reach the big levels, and even affect a series of promotion paths in the future. Xiang Xin once said that the peak of the Fierce Ghost level is a new beginning. If you don't understand the rules, you will always be the only one. Can get stuck at this stage.

Is Wang Jiuquan strong enough? It is almost impossible to meet an opponent at the same level. He only started to come into contact with the ability of rules at the primary level of Fierce Ghost level.

He Nian is only at the Evil Ghost level now, and with such talent, he is probably considered to be at the forefront of the entire Secret World.

Duan Ming turned off the water, walked into the toilet with a wave of his hand, and slapped He Nian hard on the back. The big man who had been picking at He Nian for a long time suddenly vomited. Duan Ming retreated urgently and slapped his nose in disgust.

It didn't last long, and He Nian sat down on the ground, with an intoxicated blush on his face.

"Ah~ I feel comfortable~"

"Thanks."

He raised his chin towards Duan Ming, but in the blink of an eye he saw Duan Ming's solemn expression.

He glanced at the filth in the toilet uneasily, then rushed to press the flush button.

As the water gradually became clearer, he breathed a sigh of relief and said proudly: "Young man, I have vomited and washed away, what else can you do to me?"

Duan Ming ignored his trick and said seriously: "Have you understood the rules?"

He Nian's expression paused. He had been immersed in his own world just now and had no intention of listening to the conversation in the room. Now he looked at Qiu Yu and his back suddenly straightened up.

"Qiu Yu told you, right? I originally wanted to give you a surprise. Hey, that's right, I am now an evil-level existence with half a foot!"

Following the words, He Nian's muscles all over his body bulged exaggeratedly, and his figure suddenly grew by more than ten centimeters. He was originally a big man, but now he looked like a giant human-shaped tower.

"Ah, where's your mother~"

Duan Ming hit him on the back of the head angrily, and suddenly the giant tower began to shrink, and the big bad wolf turned back into the obedient rabbit.

He Nian was not annoyed. Hehehe continued to put on a show, performing different bodybuilding movements, just like Chen Hui before.

No wonder they got together.

Duan Ming rolled his eyes: "What rules did you awaken to?"

"The Rules of Strength." He Nian replied without hesitation, "Chen Hui said that the Rules of Strength are extremely powerful, but the road to upgrade is quite bumpy. Each stage is a repetitive grinding of the body's muscles and bones. But the combat power cannot be compared with ordinary rules."

"Now that I'm an evil ghost, I've touched the edge of the rules of power. It's equivalent to having more opportunities to be reincarnated than ghosts of the normal rules of power. My future prospects are absolutely limitless, hum."

The rules of power!

This is a familiar story.

Isn't Shi Dian the rule of force?

The type of rules that can be specially proposed by Xiaoyun, coupled with the important position of the third master of Mingcheng, the rules of power are not just a piece of junk.

Duan Ming's eyes gradually became kind as he looked towards the past.

I wonder what father wouldn't be pleased with his son's growth?

He patted He Nian's little head gently.

"How about improving combat power?"

He Nian turned his head away in disgust and replied: "It's just the preliminary stage now. It can only increase the strength. It can probably... roughly double the enhancement of physical fitness by ghost energy."

"What about consumption?"

"It's not too big. After all, it's just used to strengthen the body. With my ghost energy value currently close to 800, I can probably maintain my current state for about an hour."

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows.

Another way to "surge"? An hour-long surge?

Good guy, he is much more promising than when he was at the Demon level.

But Duan Ming doesn't feel that he is worse than He Nian. Everyone has different directions.

He put his arm around He Nian's shoulder and said earnestly, "Very good! From now on, we will go into battle as father and son soldiers."

He Nian did not comment on this and grinned: "Yes! Father and son go into battle!"

A new round of father-son game has begun again.

Just as the others were envious of the deep father-son relationship, the communicator that had been hanging on Meng Qian's chest began to vibrate continuously.

Meng Qian glanced doubtfully and pressed the connect button.

"I'm Meng Qian from Team 157, please tell me."

Chen Feng's voice came out seriously.

"Meng Qian, go to the Dongshi next door immediately!"